#you're a GENIUS

[wishfulimaginings]

Rebecca Rebecca, you sly sly SLY author

I see what you did with all the things we called " inconsistencies"

I'm so proud to be in your fandom

[hasgavlebockenbeeneatenyet]

a modern prometheus

truly. the goat has brought us fire and for that it got a punishment of being eaten by birds

[ae-neon]

I headcanon that Rhys (and the IC don’t) doesn’t have a last name because Rhys is actually an ancient entity like Mor who “rebirths” after every “death.” So really, he has always ruled the NC the way he does. Really, he’s his “father” and his “mother” was actually his mate and why he’s so invested in Feyre because Feyre reminds him of his “mother.” He’s also erased everyone’s memories of their last names in the IC/NC for backstory purposes

Does that make sense?

"does that make sense?"

And it's the top 5 best things I've ever read??! YOU FUCKING COOKED

Holy shit. Please please please, this is such an amazing idea

[teddybeartoji]

hi mickey baby!!! i had a selfship question i thought of and wanted to ask you!! for any of your selfships btw!!

you and them decide to do a presentation night for a date night and you get a few days to make your presentations, refine it and make it all pretty etc, what are you presenting to each other?

also in the alternative: what is one topic that you guys are so passionate about that you can present it to each other with no time to prepare ahead?

love u!!

HII RO MY LOVEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU'RE SOSO WELL I MISS YOUU AND I LOVE YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SUCH A CUTE QUESTION OH MY GODDD I LOVE IT<3333333333

OKE BUT I AM DEFINITELY DOING THIS WITH SATORU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOPPP AHHH THIS IS SO COOL I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABT THIS AAAAAH ANYWAY I AM DOING MINE ABOUT THE LAST OF US PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! though.. i have definitely talked his ears off abt it before............ but he doesn't complain!!!!!!! it makes me smile so he loves it<333333 and satoru is gonna do his presentation about and now hear me out this is canon in my head i feel like he really reallllly really like mortal kombat........... like he has the voice lines all memorized and everything😭😭😭 i think it's really cute though i love listening to him ramble abt the lore<333333

and honestly i think we both could present the topics without any prep!!!!!!!! i think the prep would be really funny though bc i really would love to see how satoru would do it lmao he is putting on a full outfit he is bringing props and everything he buys like fucking stagelights and shit?????😭😭😭😭😭😭HE'S SOOOO EXTRAA BUT IT'S SOOO FUCKING FUNNY AND I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH RO THIS IS INSANEEEEE I NEVER WANT HIM TO SHUT UPPPP NEVER EVERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[msharmonycobel]

Okay but 'beauty and the beast' au where George is cursed by Anne Morris, along with everyone who's in the house at that moment. Including young clerk Larry Whatever-Last-Name who was just vibing around in a hope to meet Russell's cute neighbor. So unsurprisingly his mom shows up in a matter of days, completely unimpressed with horrid gossips around the city and about to kill The Beast with her bare hands, when it's turns out her son is a talking champagne glass now. George is instantly obsessed, but the curse only can be lifted up if Bertha will verbally admit her feelings, which is not exactly her style.

I actually LOVE this idea and if we're thinking Disney version, Larry is such a Chip. Trying to think what George would make in the house for Bertha because homegirl wouldn't give a fuck about a library...

[hadalzonee]

So N sleeps in an N

holy shit........... you right

[nikoisme]

Hi Niko

u're going to be mu first victim

idk your Odysseus reminds me of this dog

don't ask whose dog is this one, i just downloaded this from Pinterest

that's all.

thank you 👍

AHSBSHFHSJKFK OH MY GOD. HE DOES ACTUALLY

[seacorling]

Stumbled onto this and fought myself to not instantly buy it

[xomoosexo]

I’ve realized this could very well be drista or the fujoshi running the dream art account or some pr person like for all we know 😭 it feels like smth he could do but the idea of someone else making this TikTok is really sending me

FUCK

[karineverse]

I had an overwhelming desire to draw Melon!Sans saying "Free Palestine" because for some reason it hasn't been done before

(I started the sketch)

I forgot that guy exists oh my God

[wordstome]

hi yeah i've been lurking around a bit lately, your writing is ✨chef's kiss✨ (sorry it took a bit, the list might be long 😅)

so moOOoOore deployed!könig headcanons (the setting is still ❄️austrian winter boogaloo❄️)

1. he'll have you meet his mother (definitely a mama's boy) - she has probably knit him the uptenth wool jumper cause it's not easy to find them in his size - she'll also probably tell you slightly embarassing stories of him when he was younger (he'll turn beetroot-red) that you'll end up teasing him about later (affectionately) -she'll also probably bring you food at the most inopportune moments

2. you'll be waken up literally at dawn because you can hear him chop wood outside (big man swinging big axe, mind go brrr) for the fireplace; you'll ask him why does he have to do it at the brink of dawn, he'll claim it's cause it's good for the body (psps it's cause so he can wake up earlier than you and light up the fireplace and surprise you with breakfast, most likely Keiserschmarrn, if you don't know what it is google it it's sooo good)

3. speaking of fireplace...one night he'll snatch you up after you've just gotten out of the shower, lays you on the covers he placed down in front of it and go at it for a few rounds? and then you'll both snuggle up to each other and fall asleep there (if he senses that you're getting cold he'll lift you up, trying not to wake you, and move you to the bed)

4. if he's been a while since he was deployed last he'll definitely be CLINGY™, comes handy when it's winter since he's a portable heater lmao

5. he'll probably drag you out of the house to go hiking, yeah it's snowing, no there's no discussing it, there's no bad weather only bad clothes

6. might get a bit too much in the christmas spirit and have a bit too much Glühwein (mulled wine) and get handsy and slur his words and maybe maybe he gets a bit whiny

7. but also CHILL NIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE just talking about anything, he'll tell you "stories" about stuff that has happened during his last missions

8. (but it can be applied any time he's deployed) he'll fix the broken stuff around the house, actual handyman, you don't even have to ask him he'll just do it cause he's probably a bit of a control freak and everything has to be working perfectly ok this has been going long enough 😅😅now i'll retreat back into my hole in the ground and maybe come back once i get more lmao ✨

I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING HIS MOM COMING IN LIKE THE ONE FROM MEAN GIRLS WHILE YOU'RE HAVING SEX LIKE "hello darlings I brought you snacks do you need anything? water? condoms?" God I think König would just pass away probably

Dude, Austrian desserts are on xgames mode. I've always wanted to try a sachertorte, and now I have a second dessert to try 👀 And he would wake you up by chopping wood...I can't even be mad at him because I'd just sit and watch him swinging an axe and getting unbearably turned on sldfjskdfjlsd

All of these are canon to me now. Like this is EXACTLY how I imagine him. And all the cozy little domestic ones.....uwhhghghggh I'm obsessed. thank you, THANK YOU for this treat 😭😭😭 god his accent getting thicker and thicker. .. ... .talk dirty to me

[pip-n-chips]

Dentist Harper, where one day they decide that they’re gonna put something in the water they use to rinse out your mouth. They’re in charge, so obviously nobody will question them much if they’re seen carting off an unconscious patient who obviously just fell asleep during their checkup. And maybe that patient just doesn’t schedule any more of their check-ups there… everybody knows Dr. Harper is heartbroken that their favorite patient isn’t coming back, oblivious to the way their frown fades when nobody is looking.

anon I love you

[messy-jello]

Do you think that Aubrey and Natsuki are sisters?

When their parents got a divorce their mom kept Aubrey and their dad kept Natsuki.

Holy shit Anon you're a genius.

They got phones and texted each other and stayed in contact. Eventually, Aubrey would introduce them to Natsuki and they'd all just- "YOU HAVE A SISTER???"

[princemick]

During fashion talk we’re always like mick in this, Lewis in this and seb in that but when are we putting Charles in a Vivienne Westwood wedding dress.

[sw33t-oubliette]

Punk Tactics kiss me (kill me) au

HOLY SHIT

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

@scipunk63 said: Corset vest.

oh damn

how your head not hurt with a brain that big