#you're a GENIUS

[hasgavlebockenbeeneatenyet]

a modern prometheus

truly. the goat has brought us fire and for that it got a punishment of being eaten by birds

[xomoosexo]

I’ve realized this could very well be drista or the fujoshi running the dream art account or some pr person like for all we know 😭 it feels like smth he could do but the idea of someone else making this TikTok is really sending me

FUCK

[wordstome]

hi yeah i've been lurking around a bit lately, your writing is ✨chef's kiss✨ (sorry it took a bit, the list might be long 😅)

so moOOoOore deployed!könig headcanons (the setting is still ❄️austrian winter boogaloo❄️)

1. he'll have you meet his mother (definitely a mama's boy) - she has probably knit him the uptenth wool jumper cause it's not easy to find them in his size - she'll also probably tell you slightly embarassing stories of him when he was younger (he'll turn beetroot-red) that you'll end up teasing him about later (affectionately) -she'll also probably bring you food at the most inopportune moments

2. you'll be waken up literally at dawn because you can hear him chop wood outside (big man swinging big axe, mind go brrr) for the fireplace; you'll ask him why does he have to do it at the brink of dawn, he'll claim it's cause it's good for the body (psps it's cause so he can wake up earlier than you and light up the fireplace and surprise you with breakfast, most likely Keiserschmarrn, if you don't know what it is google it it's sooo good)

3. speaking of fireplace...one night he'll snatch you up after you've just gotten out of the shower, lays you on the covers he placed down in front of it and go at it for a few rounds? and then you'll both snuggle up to each other and fall asleep there (if he senses that you're getting cold he'll lift you up, trying not to wake you, and move you to the bed)

4. if he's been a while since he was deployed last he'll definitely be CLINGY™, comes handy when it's winter since he's a portable heater lmao

5. he'll probably drag you out of the house to go hiking, yeah it's snowing, no there's no discussing it, there's no bad weather only bad clothes

6. might get a bit too much in the christmas spirit and have a bit too much Glühwein (mulled wine) and get handsy and slur his words and maybe maybe he gets a bit whiny

7. but also CHILL NIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE just talking about anything, he'll tell you "stories" about stuff that has happened during his last missions

8. (but it can be applied any time he's deployed) he'll fix the broken stuff around the house, actual handyman, you don't even have to ask him he'll just do it cause he's probably a bit of a control freak and everything has to be working perfectly ok this has been going long enough 😅😅now i'll retreat back into my hole in the ground and maybe come back once i get more lmao ✨

I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING HIS MOM COMING IN LIKE THE ONE FROM MEAN GIRLS WHILE YOU'RE HAVING SEX LIKE "hello darlings I brought you snacks do you need anything? water? condoms?" God I think König would just pass away probably

Dude, Austrian desserts are on xgames mode. I've always wanted to try a sachertorte, and now I have a second dessert to try 👀 And he would wake you up by chopping wood...I can't even be mad at him because I'd just sit and watch him swinging an axe and getting unbearably turned on sldfjskdfjlsd

All of these are canon to me now. Like this is EXACTLY how I imagine him. And all the cozy little domestic ones.....uwhhghghggh I'm obsessed. thank you, THANK YOU for this treat 😭😭😭 god his accent getting thicker and thicker. .. ... .talk dirty to me

[msharmonycobel]

Okay but 'beauty and the beast' au where George is cursed by Anne Morris, along with everyone who's in the house at that moment. Including young clerk Larry Whatever-Last-Name who was just vibing around in a hope to meet Russell's cute neighbor. So unsurprisingly his mom shows up in a matter of days, completely unimpressed with horrid gossips around the city and about to kill The Beast with her bare hands, when it's turns out her son is a talking champagne glass now. George is instantly obsessed, but the curse only can be lifted up if Bertha will verbally admit her feelings, which is not exactly her style.

I actually LOVE this idea and if we're thinking Disney version, Larry is such a Chip. Trying to think what George would make in the house for Bertha because homegirl wouldn't give a fuck about a library...

[pip-n-chips]

Dentist Harper, where one day they decide that they’re gonna put something in the water they use to rinse out your mouth. They’re in charge, so obviously nobody will question them much if they’re seen carting off an unconscious patient who obviously just fell asleep during their checkup. And maybe that patient just doesn’t schedule any more of their check-ups there… everybody knows Dr. Harper is heartbroken that their favorite patient isn’t coming back, oblivious to the way their frown fades when nobody is looking.

anon I love you

[nikoisme]

Hi Niko

u're going to be mu first victim

idk your Odysseus reminds me of this dog

don't ask whose dog is this one, i just downloaded this from Pinterest

that's all.

thank you 👍

AHSBSHFHSJKFK OH MY GOD. HE DOES ACTUALLY

[ravendruid]

Taliesin: An action to repair. Matt: That's true. That's a success. So she repairs it with her action. Taliesin: But she can't fire unless she has a-

Action surge?

[willowser]

clearly the answer is to become willowser-est, even more willowser than willowser

oh my god you're so right i'm gonna do that SMOOCHES

[teddybeartoji]

hi mickey baby!!! i had a selfship question i thought of and wanted to ask you!! for any of your selfships btw!!

you and them decide to do a presentation night for a date night and you get a few days to make your presentations, refine it and make it all pretty etc, what are you presenting to each other?

also in the alternative: what is one topic that you guys are so passionate about that you can present it to each other with no time to prepare ahead?

love u!!

HII RO MY LOVEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU'RE SOSO WELL I MISS YOUU AND I LOVE YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SUCH A CUTE QUESTION OH MY GODDD I LOVE IT<3333333333

OKE BUT I AM DEFINITELY DOING THIS WITH SATORU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOPPP AHHH THIS IS SO COOL I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABT THIS AAAAAH ANYWAY I AM DOING MINE ABOUT THE LAST OF US PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! though.. i have definitely talked his ears off abt it before............ but he doesn't complain!!!!!!! it makes me smile so he loves it<333333 and satoru is gonna do his presentation about and now hear me out this is canon in my head i feel like he really reallllly really like mortal kombat........... like he has the voice lines all memorized and everything😭😭😭 i think it's really cute though i love listening to him ramble abt the lore<333333

and honestly i think we both could present the topics without any prep!!!!!!!! i think the prep would be really funny though bc i really would love to see how satoru would do it lmao he is putting on a full outfit he is bringing props and everything he buys like fucking stagelights and shit?????😭😭😭😭😭😭HE'S SOOOO EXTRAA BUT IT'S SOOO FUCKING FUNNY AND I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH RO THIS IS INSANEEEEE I NEVER WANT HIM TO SHUT UPPPP NEVER EVERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hyuneskkami]

HI CUTIE PATOOTIE!!!!!!! i'm gonna gossip in your inbox like we're hanging out at the mall. (Actually lemme set the scene *AHEM*)

♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡

We're sitting on a round table in the food court, noises from both young and old buzzing around. Babies laughing and adults chattering, the sounds of food being fried and orders being yelled. It smelled like a cacophony of meals, each one melting into a Valhalla of food. We were huddled close, sharing earbuds as we listened to some Chappell Roan and gossiped like silly schoolgirls.

"So, I am trying to get my friend to find me a boy at her school because the boys at my school suck." I explained, munching on some fries as I spoke, "Because like all the boys at my school are either ugly, taken, or have the world's worst personality. And it's not like I could date a girl from my school since they're like all straight."

I took a sip of my milkshake, dipping my french fry in the drink. The salty-sweet combo is amazing and should be tried by everyone.

"Like there is this one boy in my Spanish class who probably has a crush on me." I grimaced as I continued, "But I could go on a whole rant about him. He is awful."

HELLO GORGEOUSSSS <3333 mhm ofc ofc 🤭🫶

'each one melting into a valhalla of food' FIC THIS UP OMG it sounds so cool 🤭 AND OMG????? CHAPPELL ROAN????????? could our day out at the mall get any better fr? <33

okok let's get this day into place <3

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"oh my god?? because, SAME. it's so sad that the guys are like that, and that the girls are straight," I said. I sipped my soda, nodding at your words, and smiling at your fries-and-milkshake combo.

"I didn't know you took spanish oh my god?? I'm a french student hehe, our languages go so well together! and yeah! it's so weird how it was one of the most awful person in my class had a tiny crush on me too," I said, my mind flashing back to those traumatic events. "Not only was his personality absolutely trash, but no offence to him, he looked like he got mutilated by a baby wolf."

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that's so relatable bc my friends are all going to different sixth forms after finals and I specifically told them "keep an eye out for good guys okay?? AND GIRLS TOO-" 😭 it's even funnier because ALL my friends are in relationships already 💀

OKAY OMG MORI this was so fun 🤭 can't wait to hear more about this STUNNING and GORGEOUS kid in your spanish class 😌 lmao jkjk, hoping you find someone perfect enough to deserve you fr 🫶🫶

LOVE YOUUUU, AND HAVE A GREAT WEEK; i'm expecting so many updates on this situation tho 😌✊

[liliallowed]

okay I'm doing it

I'm finally writing a soulmate au.

WITH ALL THE ANGST AND TRAUMA AND MESSED UP SHT ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN.

this tropes about to get rekt.

oh so you thought soulmates were cute? how about being tied up with your worst enemy?

do you run? or use the soul bond as LEVERAGE to USE your enemies weakness and get what you want?

[princemick]

During fashion talk we’re always like mick in this, Lewis in this and seb in that but when are we putting Charles in a Vivienne Westwood wedding dress.

[khruschevshoe]

I am currently reading Burn the House Down (again) and my dumb stupid brain cannot help but picture George as Claire's husband, Frank Randall, from Outlander-

May I offer you my firstborn, you ABSOLUTE GENIUS????

[llcsecret]

Don't mind me, just dying over here, just crying my eyes out.

I can't stop thinking about how they are really made for each other. It just make so much sense! Teaching each other that they are worth of sincere love, but don't believing it themselves. Loving each other with everything they've got because they don't know how to love any other way. Treating each other with care, but not pity, because they understand each other in way no one else can. Is pure, how they feel, and they are both scared they are going to ruin it, because that's all they think they are capable of doing. Until they talk and realize that they'll prefer to die before hurting the other.

And don't get me started on the fact that they both speak latin languages, two of them that are actually really similar to the other, so when Leo finally tells Nico about his aunt and that name, Nico already knows what it means.

"Diavolo?" asked Nico when the silence stretched. He couldn't help it, it just sounded so similar he needed to be sure. They had realized they were a lot of words that were almost the same between their two mother tongues, and Nico had to know if this was one of them. Maybe he just needed to distact himself before he went looking for Rosa and did something that Chiron wouldn't approve.

"That's how you say it? Diavolo." Leo repeated with a beatiful and almost right accent. His voice was almost a whisper, and Nico could recognize the tone it had.

They were sitting side by side in Leo's bed, their shoulders touching, and the son of Hades squeezed his boyfriend's hand in his softly, getting impossible closer. He put his head in the mechanic's shoulder and breathed his essence. Motor oil and burnt wood had become familiar, comforting. He didn't say anything else, he just stayed there, because what Leo needed weren't empty words.

What had happened had alredy happened. There was no way to change it, even if Nico would give everything for it to do so. Leo didn't need him saying things he alredy knew. So he stayed as close as he could, feeling a moment later how his boyfriend put his head on top of his. They didn't say a word, but Nico was convinced Leo knew the words flotating between them.

How could he not?

I understand. I love you.

They stayed like that for a while, until Leo's voice resounded again in the room, this time a little stronger and full of something Nico was still getting used to.

"Isn't it ironic?"

The son of Hades incorporated just enough to see his face, a question is his eyes. Leo was smiling, that rarely and beautiful smile only the luckiest ones were able to see.

"A Diablo that has fallen in love with an Angel."

Diavolo, inspired by Lorusso’s Kisses in the Rain. Leo, who was seen as “un diablo” by his family and driven away, finds himself in love with a son of hades whose name means angel.

[chrismerle]

The client: Can you go over this with Grammarly? Me: I would love to, but it only actually UNDERLINES its suggestions about 32% of the time and I don't want to play a scavenger hunt for which iterations of the word 'and' it's taking issue with at any given moment.

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

this had me thinking about katsuki and his ability to turn things that can be viewed as sexual into the total opposite

like you guys are sucking faces and he’s leaving hickies on you but it’s not because he’s horny

instead, it’s because those forms of physical affection are so much more intense, and intensely is the only way katsuki knows how to show his love for you

wait...CUS YOU ATE DOWNNNNN

i spent like five minutes just kickin my feet at this bc omg???? you're so real.

katsuki is such an intense person and of course he's gonna bring that over to the relationship because he does not do anything without giving it his all. and you make him feel so intensely that he just has to be 10000000 times more intense than usual , ya dig ????

so he bites your lip when you're making out n sucking faces and he's basically crushing you with how tight he's holding you because he lowk hopes you won't realise how hard and fast his heart is beating. and he's so mushy n in love that the only way he can show much he cares is to put semi permanent lil marks on your skin, it's like the physical proof of how much he cares,,ya know??

and i feel at first he'll feel a lil bad cus its a heat of the moment typa thing and he's just SOOOO embarrassed i just know 😭 afterwards he'll poke at them n mumble a quiet little "doesn't hurt right.. ?" scanning along your face super intensely to see if you're actually not in pain n then he"ll mumble an uber quiet lil "m'sorry.." into your shoulder,,the stinky </3`

he's still just a lil embarrassed about it but you don't mind cus you get it and as long as you don't mind he's doin it !!! and honestly if you put some on him he'll be giddy about it on the low but he'll act like he's unfazed,,, which doesn't work cus he's fuckin' beet red.💀 when he gets a look at them alone tho he smiles just a little bit <3

(like thats also why like katsuki being a biter not only cus hes a little shit but also because you make him feel so much and he sucks at saying it so he shows it by just chomping on you. <33)

anyways this is so real and true and you're a genius. gonna go squeal into my pillow now.