#you'll ship what you ship and I'll ship what I ship ;)

[seat-safety-switch]

Do you kids like Jeep Cherokees? On average, you must, because virtually every car today is a worse, softer version of that classic AMC ride. And to be entirely honest with you, this constant low-temperature immersion in crappy unibody SUVs is making me yearn for the original article.

Now, I'm not one of those folks who is going to chase you down the block, waving Kenosha propaganda in your face about how Chrysler is actually the anti-Christ. I'll leave that to the Eagle folks. I am, however, going to be incredibly tiresome about whether anyone you know has a mostly-intact XJ sitting in the garage. A lot of my friends have owned Cherokees, and they've been great shitboxes for all kinds of hillbilly adventures over the years. Unfortunately, they are now almost all gone.

You see, in my part of the world (and pretty much all others, if I'm honest,) rust has devoured the innocent Cherokee. The tinworm crept inside all their guts and found the many, many places that the original automakers just didn't bother painting, or welding, or sealing. I've seen them split straight in half, which is neither conducive to long-distance driving, nor to storing old car parts in (the raccoons will steal them.)

What used to be cheap, fun, beater off-road transport has now become expensive, depressing, and involving several years of meticulously cutting and shaping metal to do major structural repairs. Once you've invested that much effort, there's no way you want to go bang it down some trails, or use it to flee across a cornfield every time the cops light up your illegal fireworks party. Then you have a very nice Jeep Cherokee that you refuse to abuse, which is not at all what owning these things is about.

There is some hope, though. If you look at the Wikipedia page for the Cherokee (hey, use a new tab, not this one) you'll notice that some Chinese automakers made a whole bunch of these things under license. They don't have rust in China, probably, and I'm sure their assembly line workers were slightly less drunk than the Chryco squad who banged these things together over here. All I need to do is get a big cargo ship, and then I can load it up with Shuanghuan SHJZH213s until the cows come home. You've got some frequent flyer miles, right?

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Shield Surfing (Hero of Shadow)

The fire crackled merrily, but Link was warmed far more by the Hylian Shepherd curled up against him. He and his younger companion had journeyed across Hyrule to get to this point in the hopes of investigating more Zonai ruins. Link hadn't quite told the shadow warrior yet that he was searching for the fifth sage (he honestly hadn't told him about any of the sages), and he was still debating mentioning it. The kid had no right to the knowledge, especially given his connection to Ganondorf, but he also had every right to join the fight against the monster.

But Link didn't want him to be any more involved than he'd already been. That boy had endured enough.

Still, he couldn't leave him unsupervised. Considering the teenager had escaped from Ganondorf's control and was constantly paranoid that some monster would come around the corner to drag him back to the depths, there was no way Link was leaving him behind.

The dog stretched lazily, yawning and standing up to trot elsewhere. The shepherds of the stables were used to so many people coming and going, their attention often didn't last. It didn't bother Link either way, but he saw his friend's shoulders droop in disappointment as it left.

"Don't worry, he'll come back around, especially if you've got meat," Link assured him with a wink.

The shadow warrior hummed, gaze roaming, scanning all the inhabitants.

"This place is safe," Link said quietly, leaning in a little. "It's okay. Besides, we won't be staying long. Just wanted to warm up a bit. You'll need this."

Link handed him the warmed beads and downy feathers of the Rito headdress. In combination with the warmer trousers he'd fitted for the kid, the boy would be all set. Link knew that once he'd bought a Sheikah tunic for the shadow warrior, the boy wasn't likely to take it off, so he compensated with the rest of the ensemble.

Nodding, the teenager took the items, interweaving them in his hair. His eyes widened a little in surprise at their warmth, and Link rose, motioning for him to follow.

"We're going to the Stormwind Ark," Link explained. "It's a ship in the sky. It might have some clues that I need."

"We can get to it?" His companion asked. "Usually it's only reserved for the Rito and the royal family."

Link froze. "You--you know what it is?"

"Of course I do," Shadow answered. "I came from the era it was created."

Link knew that, in theory, but it still boggled his mind that it was true. This kid was his own age when he'd defeated the Calamity seven years ago, yet somehow he was ancient.

"Right," he said simply, not sure how else to reply. "Well. Yes. We can get there. Or, well, I can. I mean."

Could he teleport with someone else? He'd been able to with the Sheikah slate, but he hadn't tested it on the Purah Pad, and Zonai teleportation devices were finicky, functioning through the magic of his arm.

"I shouldn't go on the ark anyway," Shadow shook his head. "It's sacred ground to the Rito."

Link chewed on the inside of his cheek. Well it wasn't like I had a choice. "Okay. Let's climb to the top of the mountain together. I'll go up from there."

It was unnecessary, honestly, to climb all the way up there in the first place, but despite endorsing the safety of stables, Link wasn't comfortable leaving his young friend here. The mountain was far harder to reach for any monster.

So together, in silence, they climbed.

Link debated again if he should tell Ganondorf's child about the sages. The boy was from their era - surely he would know something about where the fifth sage could be found? It wasn't as if Link didn't trust him, he knew the kid never wanted to be in Ganondorf's clutches again. And Link would not let it happen. But he also could tell the kid had the same hero's spirit Link did, and he would join the fray if he knew what Link was up to.

Honestly, though, he had the right to know. It wasn't as if Link hadn't been fighting Ganon at his age, either. It wasn't as if Link had died at the hands of Ganon, either.

Link saw too much of himself in this boy, and he didn't want him to get hurt.

He shook his head as he climbed. As if he hasn't been hurt in a far worse way already. I forgot everything of my past - he's been controlled and tortured by his.

Fine. Perhaps Link would tell him. But afterward. He wanted... he wanted the kid to have fun one more time.

Speaking of the boy, Link realized he had to slow down. Although the shadow warrior had been recovering his strength well with the food Link had given him, he still tired far too easily. They'd only reached the base of the mountain before the teenager was dragging his feet in the snow.

When Link paused, Shadow shook his head. "Let's keep going. I'll be fine."

Yes. Fine. The boy lied about being fine often. Link was beginning to figure out how to read through it.

"It's wise for both of us to rest," Link said carefully. "Once we start climbing we won't have many chances to stop."

Shadow couldn't argue with that, and so the pair sat by a fire imbued sword Link had managed to fuse together. He glanced up at the mountain, and he felt himself smile.

There was something they could do together. Something he'd been aching to do for a while, and he wanted to include the kid on the fun. He'd originally thought to take him seal surfing, but he wasn't sure taking Ganondorf's son to the Gerudo Desert was a great idea.

But shield surfing? They could do that.

The shadow warrior sighed, catching his breath as he hovered over the sword. His face didn't look quite so gaunt in this light, and the cold air brought a flush to his cheeks. His skin tone had finally started looking more like something akin to the living rather than the white/grey hue that had been hidden beneath frostbite when Link had first met him.

"Do you know any of the Rito?" Link asked, curious.

Shadow shrugged, looking up at the snow fluttering about, wind carrying it in swirls before shooting it sideways, stinging their cheeks. "I knew one, though only a little. Just a few months of fighting together."

"Against Ganondorf?" Link supplied carefully.

Shadow grew silent, face growing stony.

Link didn't push, but he didn't have to. Eventually, the teenager looked him dead in the eye, saying, "I'll help you defeat him. I failed back then. I won't fail this time. Zelda said you could kill him."

Zelda. Link felt his heart nearly stop. "You... you know--knew her?"

"She was the Sage of Time, some distant relative to Queen Sonia," Shadow answered. "Did she speak to you in a vision? How do you know her?"

"She's from this era," Link said firmly, emotions swirling in his mind and heart, still grieving her loss after obtaining all the tears. "Not yours."

Shadow's eyes widened in surprise. "Goddesses... I... I'd always thought her time abilties allowed her to see into the future, not that she was from the future. But... did she travel back to you, then? Is she here now"

Link swallowed, his throat scraping itself as it grew dry in an instant. "No. No, she isn't."

Not in any way that matters. Not as herself.

Shadow watched him for a long while. Too long. Link rose abruptly. "Come on. It's time to climb."

There were no more words as they started their careful journey up the rocks. Link tried not to completely leave Shadow behind, body filled with energy and wanting to make himself move just to clear his head.

It felt so wrong. After everything they'd endured, for Zelda to...

She couldn't even rest in peace like that. She couldn't even be with the Champions and her parents, with the soldiers who had fought and bled and died for her. She was forever trapped and completely unaware of it.

Link gripped the rock tightly, skin scraping and breaking and bleeding.

They reached the summit, both panting for air, but Shadow was the first one to speak.

"I'm sorry."

Pulled out his thoughts, Link looked over at the teenager. He sighed, trying to dismiss the matter. He'd promised Zelda he'd protect Hyrule. He could at least honor her in that way.

And hope. He could hope. Becuase the vision he'd seen in the sky islands... that hadn't been a puppet of Ganondorf's, that had been her. Just as the other sages had spoken to their descendants, Zelda had been there to...

Well... she hadn't spoken. Perhaps she couldn't.

He prayed she wasn't aware, trapped and unable to speak. He prayed so hard.

"Her sacrifice won't be in vain," Link finally said. When he looked back at the kid, though, he noticed the boy was distracted, eyes entranced with the world around them. Hyrule sparkled in the sunset, snow dissipating to yield a clear view the velvety white forests, the snowcapped mountain ranges, the hills and rivers in the distance.

Link looked out and smiled a little too. Sometimes he supposed he got caught up in his journey so much eh forgot to appreciate the beauty of it. Hebra Mountain offered a spectacular view of Hyrule, and the Stormwind Ark had an even more impressive one.

He really wanted to show Shadow the view from up there. But he didn't think he could. Not to mention the matter of getting back down - the kid had nearly died the last time he'd been in the air.

You don't need to go up there and you know it. All your answers are with him. He knows the sages.

Fine. Maybe the kid did know the sages. Maybe the kid would join the fight whether Link liked it or not. But they'd have one last moment of innocence, one last adventure that had nothing to do with Ganondorf.

"Have you ever gone shield surfing before?" he asked.

Shadow stared at him, confused. "Shield... what?"

Link smiled. Oh, this was going to be fun. "We're going to jump off the mountain. And then we're going to hop on our shields and ride them down the snow. You have to try and find a clear path, and avoid rocks so you don't destroy your shield."

At first, he got little reaction from the teen. Shadow seemed to be processing his words, red eyes growing distant, and then his face softened and he smiled, looking away.

Link tilted his head to the side, not expecting such a reaction. "Have you heard of it, after all?"

"No," Shadow replied quietly. "I just know someone who would've loved it."

There was a pause, and then Shadow closed his eyes, inhaling deeply, smile growing. He looked at Link with a mischievous grin. "Let's do it."

"Okay, just remember--hey!"

Link reached out, startled, when Shadow immediately leapt into the air, landing on his shield and shooting down the mountain. Laughing, Link followed suit - it was nice not having to explain multiple times or be overly cautious. He just let the adrenaline carry him from there, heart racing, skin burning as frigid wind slapped against it, hair blowing carelessly. He tilted one way, then another, spirit set free at the thrill and speed, and his grief and worries were left behind on the mountaintop.

Ahead of him, Shadow's laughter echoed in the air. The kid seemed to be doing well, though his form was wobbly. Link blazed by him quickly, making a face to antagonize the kid as he went. Shadow's cry was enthusiastically indignant, leaving both heroes breathless with giggles as Link shot ahead.

The terrain blurred as Link leaned into the slope a little more, feeling his shield rattle beneath his feet. He saw more rocks and avoided them, hitting the steepest part of the mountain before seeing it angle upward in a little leap to the bottom. Link took the challenge, whooping as he soared into the air. To save his shield, he took the fall himself, letting his legs buckle as he rolled a little ways in the snow, cackling the entire way.

When he finally stopped tumbling, Link sat up, shivering and thrilled. He looked around eagerly to share his joy with his friend, when he realized he was nowhere to be seen.

Smile falling, Link shot to his feet, looking around, only to find Shadow face down in the snow, arms and legs splayed. Anxiety increasing, Link rushed towards the younger man, reaching him quickly and turning him over to find him laughing himself breathless.

Relieved and amused, Link snorted out a laugh himself, and the boys wheezed until the cold had settled into them, soaking their clothes.

"Can we do it again?" Shadow asked through chattering teeth.

Link almost said yes. But... no. He had a younger hero to take care of now, and he couldn't be quite as reckless as he'd been on his first journey. His smile softened as he held a hand out to the kid. "Later. Let's get back to the stable and warm up first."

Shadow took his hand freely for once, showing no hesitancy as he let himself get pulled to his feet. He did look curious, though. "I thought we had to go to the mountain so you could reach the ark?"

Link dusted snow off the teenager before messing with the kid's hair. Snow fell out of it as if Link had smacked into a frost covered tree, and Shadow swatted at him playfully. "We can worry about the ark later. I have to talk to you about something anyway. But first, we're going to eat and sleep."

Shadow's eyes were nearly as bright as his smile as he nodded, following the elder hero through the snow. Link slung an arm around him cheerily, and both heroes laughed the entire way back to the stable.

[box0pals]

Ava might be able to notice there's a slight underlay to Cyn's voice that isn't their own that can vaguely be heard. But it only came out more blatantly in certain aspects, the girl having no prior reference for Cyn nonetheless to tell, "Wonderful. I'm sure you'll do nicely here then. And it matters little to me if it is or not for your ship, luv. So, you're that curious are you? I can't say I can be bothered to mention much y'know? I survived while many others died here, as all that remains here is me and the Drones. The state of my being? Is a complicated one but adaptable, but what is said between us stays between us, yes. I will say more in time on that but with that out of the way?

They'd press a button with a tentacle outstretched, causing many panels to come down with hover-drones moving toward them both. Their tendrils stretching toward a few of the drones in question, expertly repurposing them in rapid succession to aid the mission. Then with Cyn themselves beginning to tune Ava's assistants for what is to come, attaching various weapons and gadgets to them, "You can keep talking to me as I tune what I'll be sending with you to help, Ava. As I'm sure you might be wondering more on a few topics, hm?" There was no 'veil' for this one, unneeded, Cyn for now could remain calm with this one.

With her prior experience, limited though it may be, Ava isn't going to put too much worry on what may or may not happen. She does wonder if maybe she should say that she is very hard to get rid of, but Ava is not one to cross people for no reason. "I don't really like upsetting people, 'm not fond of that causing too many problems for other people."

Her head tilts, debating if she should bring up Odin or wait. As it stands, waiting seems to be the best option. Clearly, Cyn knew something about space travel, and this was one of the first times there had been anyone who had offered to assist them for the low price of assistance. "Hey! The ship's may be on its last legs, but 's not that shitty-" Ava takes Cyn's hand, shakes it, before drawing her own hand back quickly, better safe than sorry in terms of accidentally hurting anyone. "First question, how are you here if 's a desolate wasteland?"

[munkustance]

I know this is kinda/probably an unpopular opinion but I just don't ship Bombalurina with either of her "big ships", aka Tugger or Demeter. I mean why would I when-

CASSANDRA IS RIGHT THERE

[molinaesque]

Yo you know what I REALLY like? When people have the audacity to reblog a post that blatantly involves a thing they don't like... Just to comment/tag how they don't like said thing. Here's a cool suggestion... How about NOT engaging with the thing that's obviously not meant for you? Or yknow make your own post about it instead of piggybacking off someone else? How CRAZY of a suggestion is that?

[xxdarkxmoth17xx]

W.I.P of a meme thing I'm working on, I completed the Nuzi section

[cherrylight]

hello everyone. do you want to see my tua self insert whose lore is so confusing and discombobulated because of time (i also have too many ideas for her lore wise so it's okay i guess). i'm being brave, because you are seeing her and i'm indecisive.

look at my darling. i love you. (i like the one on the left a lot i'm sorry)

picrew

[lunadude1996]

Good luck getting me arrested or even in a mental asylum without admitting that Leah Hennington (aka @shittirishaterssay) revealed her real name via paypal without knowing... (her words not mine) After all this time, I finally won! @pepsi-al @malama-art @weirdgirl92 @dbzebra @red-rose-corner @pokenoire @themattress @cbcanime @saturnniidae @randomtheidiot @stuffamourshipperssay @ultraericthered @skytroops

[beastsovrevelation]

I have this yearning to drag the characters and ships I hate through the dirt on my blog, but I just... I have no energy to waste on drama. And, I know it feels vile, I'm not really on a crusade to hurt others.

[just-some-guy-joust]

now that the tourney is over, a reminder that i WILL be doing more tourneys because running this shit is So So Much Fun, and if you want to help choose what i'll be doing next, you can vote here! i have it scheduled so that polls gonna be reblogged once a day until it ends so there will be more reminders, but still i am placing the poll gently in front of you if you are interested. i expect that's the most i'll be active here until i start up whatever comes next.

if you have 0 interest in future polls you can just leave <3 i have no clue how many followers i have here i'm not looking <3 its highly unlikely any of the next tournaments will be fish related AISDHALSIDUh i hope you had fun while you were here for this one!

[paleontaxi]

//i made a bet with kyle, and if she wins, i have to delete this blog, but i'm sure she won't win, so it's fine

[grey-automa]

Here's some sketches of a new oc im working on

[agabus]

i think a perfect microcosm of the phenomenon of "fanon aylin" is all these posts calling her an eight or nine foot tall giant woman when she's like idk 6'3

[cringefailvox]

on my list is lucifer/rosie, charlie/alastor, alastor/husk, vox/rosie, vaggie/lute, alastor/vaggie, vox/velvette, alastor/angel, vox/angel, lucifer/angel, lucifer/husk, and husk/val. but it's literally just tv guy x radio man central up there

my goal is to eventually have written a oneshot for every pairing but unfortunately my radiostatic brain won't let me do anything else

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Canada Postal Workers Strike: This Will Close my shop entirely for now

okay so 95% of all prints and art that I mail to the states use stamp mail and lettermail.

Which means that a postal strike, the one that begins today, is going to essentially kill my ENTIRE business until it's over. I'm going to package what prints I can, see if I can route purolator solutions for the people who've already paid, and the whole shop is going to go on vacation mode so no one accidentally buys things I can't ship

Commission setup is probably going to keep on keeping on using alternate shipping methods, but please do NOT buy anything right now since I have little to no way to ship it at the moment

If you have recently purchased anything within the last week or so, I'm sorry to say you'll need to expect delays with whatever you've gotten

I... I don't really know what I'll be doing for income in the upcoming weeks. Relying on savings I guess. Depending on how long the strike takes I might promote the patreon a bit more but I don't really know now

[pinejayy]

╰➤ A Helping Hand

paring: trafalgar law x f!reader ,, implied relationship

summary: law is locked away in his office as usual and he seems stressed out, and you offer a helping hand and mouth to relieve his stress.

warnings: dry humping, handjob, blowjob, dirty talking, teasing, fingering, hair pulling, face fucking, eating out.

✦•·················• 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃!! •·················•✦

Once again your boyfriend Law was hidden away in his office doing paperwork…Again. It’s been awhile since you’ve gotten alone time with your boyfriend.

At the moment the crew was doing their daily work around the ship and you were helping Bepo clean the deck. And you couldn’t help but think about your boyfriend, looking around. Bepo was clearly distracted…the bear was taking a nap on the floor. Which gave you an idea. If he was getting a break then maybe you should get one too. Smirking to yourself, you sneak away and walking towards his office.

You knock on the door and he didn’t reply, and you slowly open the door and Law was working as usual. Again? How much paper work does someone have? Watching him you could tell he was stressed out. Maybe you could give him a helping hand.

Walking into his office, and locking the door behind you. "Hello Captain."

"Why aren't you doing your chores with Bepo?" He said, not even sparing you a glance. You couldn't help but roll your eyes at his comment. Walking towards him, he seemed really focused on his work. So you decided to wiggle your way onto his lap. Sitting, which earned a soft sigh from Law. He placed a small kiss against your check. "Need something, I'm busy at the moment. I need to finish this report.."

As he spoke he seemed uneasy and stressed. "Paperwork again?" You spoke softly and Law just nodded at your words. "It's always paperwork with you, you need a small break. You look like you're all stressed and pent up."

Which was true, Law tends to avoid any needs or getting breaks because of 'paperwork'.

"Well sorry to break it to you but that's the life of a Captain..." Mumbling softly at your words. He placed one hand on your thigh and gave you a firm squeeze. While he was still working and writing away.

"Why would a pirate even need to do paperwork? It's not like you're turning it in to someone." You say softly, leaning in and nuzzling your face to his neck. Taking in his secent. "You're probably the only pirate who does this boring stuff."

Law couldn't help but squeeze your thigh more, being this close to you is making him uneasy...he needed something but duty comes first. "I'm just making sure everything runs smoothly on the polar tang, I need to do this paperwork." He gave a quick glance before going back to his paperwork.

You stay quite, the room was filled with his soft mumbling and the pen against the paper. He really did seem uneasy. Which gave you an idea..

"Aww Captain. May I offer a helping hand."

"No, no offense Y/N...but if I allow you to help me out with the paperwork you'll only make it worse and I'll have to work on it mo..." He began to speak but was cut off. His words seemed to be stuck on his throat.

You were moving your hips against his thigh, whimpering against his neck. Law couldn't help but feel his cock twitch. He groans softly, placing the pen down. Grabbing your hips with his hands and he held you in place. And he began moving his hips upwards. Dry humping you, and immediately you look at him and smirk. You could already feel his cock grow harder by the the second.

"I'm trying to work here and you come here and do this crap." He groans, moving his hips against yours. To which you move your hips against his making him twitch slightly.

"Aw I'm just offering a helping hand."

"Like I said ...you'll only make it worse...you can't do the paperwork properly."

To which you smirk and flick his forehead which earned you a cold look from Law. "Aw why don't I just show you what I meant." You cooed softly and place a gentle kiss against his neck and slid down and onto your knees.

"You just work Captain...and I'll be here." You say and look up at him, he watches you as you were on your needs and he sighed.

"Whatever...just hurry up."

And with that you began to undo his belt and his pants. Law lifted his butt slightly so you could pull his pants off with ease. "Just do your paperwork. Since you love it so much."

Law just grumbles at your words, but in reality he felt really pent up. His cock twitched slightly he needed something .. anything.

You couldn't help but lick your lips as you watch his hard dick pressed against the fabric of his boxers. Slowly you wrap your fingers against the waistband and pull them down slowly. And once they were off his dick sprung up. Pre cum leaking from the head, and you couldn't help but lick your lips at the beautiful view.

He tried to focus on his work but he needed something...he was almost willing to beg. So he was tapping his foot against the floor. "Tsk Tsk Tsk Captain. Someone is very impatient. But I'm feeling like a good girl today and I won't tease you as much."

Law groans and throws his head back, enjoying himself. He did need a break after all. And since you were offering a helping hand he might as well take your offer.

You lean in and place a long and slow lick under his cock. Eyeing him and studying his reactions. And he seemed to be enjoying himself so you continue.

Dragging your tongue along his dick and rub his balls slightly. Making him groan. "Stuipd Brat...my paperwork..."

"Well be my guest. Do your paperwork since it's the only thing you do around here."

Law couldn't help but chuckle at your words. "Sounds like you're jealous of my paperwork..hmm" He teased slightly.

To which you gave his cock a small squeeze making him moan softly. "Hmm maybe a little. Because at least you do your paperwork. I don't remember the last time you did me." Adjusting yourself.

Giving his cock one more lick before spitting on it and humming softly, watching the spit drip down. "It's been lonely without you, and quite frankly my fingers and toys don't get the job done...not like you do."

He sighs and spreads his legs more, making himself comfortable. "I know I know.. I promise tonight I'll treat you real good, make you feel real good."

Biting your lip at his words. "You better keep your promise Captain." Teasing slightly and moving your hands slowly against his needy cock making him whimper softly. You couldn't help but feel the wetness between your legs grow even more, especially with his soft moans.

As you move your hand against his cock Law was moaning softly, his head against the headrest of his chair. "Good girl ..."

Making you whimper softly, moving your hands slightly faster and you look at him and god it was a beautiful sight.

"God Dammit woman... can't wait to fuck you....fuck you hard that you won't be able to walk."

His lewd words where getting to you, and you stroke him slowly. Teasing him, batting your eyelashes.

"Aw...you would want that right? Me underneath you Captain. Moaning into your ear, moaning your name out." Cooing out, your strokes getting slower and steady, making him groan at your words. He couldn't help but grab a hand full of your hair. Making you yelp softly, Law’s breathing was getting heavier by the second.

"Don't give me that innocent look...you little tease.. "

"Aw but it's true, I bet you want that Captain. I bet you need me so bad. I need you Captain. I need your cock inside of me." You keeping teasing him. Giving his cock a tight squeeze, and suddenly his grip on your hair tightened.

"Oh yeah? You want to keep running your mouth with these dirty words ya?" He growled slightly and the next words he spoke was in more of a demanding tone. His so called 'Captain Voice.' Giving your hair a slight tug before speaking up once again. “Considering you want to run that dirty mouth of yours with nonsense, let’s put that pretty little mouth to good use.” And with that Law couldn’t help but rub a thumb across your lip.

“Now be a good girl for me…and make your captain feel real good.” He said, grabbing his cock and slapping your cheek slightly. “Now open wide baby.”

Biting your lip at his words, you open your mouth and stick your tongue out. And he placed the tip of his cock against your tongue. Already tasting the salty precum against your tongue. Wrapping your lips against the tip and proceeding to suck on it slightly.

“That’s right…just like that baby. Such a good girl.” He said and leaned his head back. Enjoying himself and attention his dick is getting.

The room was filled with soft moans spilling out from Law and dirty words along with your slight muffed gags and moans. You could feel the wetness between your legs grow even more.

Moaning against him, he groans and grips your hair and guides your head to his desire pace. You continue to bob your head against him, using your tongue to press against the bottom of his cock making him moan. “Fuck…keep going…good girl.”

Law kept bobbing your head up and down, and he could tell you were desperate for something and he smirks. “Go on Princess, touch yourself.”

You wasted no time, you pulled away slightly from him which there was a small ‘pop’ sound. Not breaking eye contact with him, you slowly undo your bottoms and tug them down. Just enough for you to shove your hand into your panties. And before you could touch yourself Law spoke up. “Now I want you to maintain eye contact. Can you do that?” To which you nodded and Law grabbed his cock and slapped your check with it. “With words. Use your words.”

“Yes…Yes Captain.”

“Good..that’s a good girl.” He teased, and held his cock against your lips. “Now open up again.”

And with that you obeyed and opened up once again and took him in your mouth once again. Slowly you drag you hand into your underwear. And wasted no time playing with your clit.

Moaning around him sent a shiver across Law’s back. As you continue to bob your head up and down. You slowly inserted two fingers inside of you. Moaning even more. You desperately needed him inside of you.

Being lost into your own pleasure, Law thought that you were moving a little too slow for his liking so he held your face in place and started to thrust up. Face fucking you. Which made you gag around him.

“Relax…relax your throat…” He demanded and stopped for a moment.

Taking a deep breath, and once you relaxed he wasted no time holding your head still and using your mouth as his personal sex toy.

While he was face fucking your mouth you couldn’t help but feel more aroused by his actions. You fingers moving faster inside of you, curling your fingers slightly to get the prefect spots. Your gags and moans were music to his ears.

“I’m close…hold still ..” He moans out. And Law had to bite his lower lip from moaning out. God it’s been awhile since he’s had a release.

His thrusting where getting sloppier and that’s when you moved your fingers away from your needy pussy and you began to rub his balls. Giving them a slight squeeze. Making Law moan your name out. “God dammit Y/N….”

And with that he let out a loud moan, to which he quickly let go of your hair to cover his mouth. Cumming hard into your mouth. Spilling his warm juices against your tongue.

Swallowing every last drop he could offer.

Bobbing your head a few more times before pulling away from him. A trail of saliva and cum dripping down from your lips. Giving the head a few more kisses before Law growled and grabbed your hair and dragging you up to you feet and before you could say anything he already slammed you against the desk. Tugging your bottoms and underwear fully off. Opening your legs. Exposing your wet pussy to him and he wasted no time diving into your folds.

“Need to taste you…so badly…” Moaning into your folds.

His tongue was everything, not finding a place to pay attention. You could tell he was very desperate to taste you. And in reality you’ve never seen him this needy, especially while eating you out.

He pulls away slightly and groaned under his breath. Rubbing your clit as he watched your face reactions. He spreads your folds slightly, exposing your more. Leaning in once again, he gave you sloppy licks.

Your moans had gotten louder and Law quickly gave your clit a soft bite making you whimper.

“Shh…the crew could hear us.”

You cover your mouth and nodded. Which Law smirked and dove back into his meal. He placed your thighs on his shoulders so he could eat you out better. “So good…you taste so good.” He keeps mumbling.

Slowly he sneaks his fingers inside of your. Thrusting them in and out.

God this combination was going to make you explode. His tongue against your clit and his deadly fingers inside of you.

Law felt yours walls tightened around his fingers and he chuckled and eyes your reaction. Your eyes were locked onto his his. He wanted to see you cum. Law gave your clit a few more licks before you were already moaning his name and reaching your own climax.

“Oh captain!”

Law quickly licked your juices up and your moans didn’t seem to quite down and he growled. Moving up towards you and took your lips against his. Sharing a deep and heated kiss. Forcing his tongue to roam around your mouth.

Both tongues covered in your guys juices where now being mixed between the both of you. And both of you were loving this. Before the kiss could get even more heated he pulled away and pressed his forehead against yours.

“Thank you…I really need this.”

You were panting slightly. “Of course..I needed this too silly.” Kissing his check, and he couldn’t help but blush slightly. “I love you…I love you Law.”

Law stayed quiet and felt butterflies in his stomach. “I love you too Y/N.” He smiled and placed a kiss against your forehead.

The office was silent for awhile before he spoke up again.

“Now. About your comment from earlier. How I do more paperwork than you. Hmm how about I change that Princess.”