#you’ve heard about being friend zoned? get ready for being son zoned (in Oscar’s head)

[formulaocean]

Love is more than just a game for two

Oscar Piastri/ Jannik Sinner/ Charles Leclerc

Chapters 3/3 for @f1-giuki ❤️

Oscar had thought nothing of it at the time, but now? At school Oscar had thought the friendzone was bad enough; it turned out the son zone was so much worse. He was out with his two longest celebrity crushes, and one called himself his “dad,” while the other looked well on his way to becoming his stepdad.

Maybe Lando was right—surely his “rizz” had hit the negatives by now. If it hadn't, he didn't dare think how it could get any worse.

Alternatively: The Channoscar ode to Fanboy Oscar and every Italian man's wet dream all wrapped up in one.