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i would follow charles to hell i just wish he stopped going there and living there and sleeping there and having his meals there and getting fucked in the ass by the literal devil from the bible every night and enjoying it there

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it's funny how like. to an extent a sport will forever be frozen in time to when you first got into it. you will associate players with teams they haven't played for in years. your team's Roster™ will be the roster it was when you first started watching

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i always find it funny and infuriating when people get mad that a strategy based sports can have strategy based wins, like baby that's how it fucking works

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Brief heads up but if you’re sending me hate at certain drivers or teams that aren’t mine I don’t publish those asks. May get a bit testy at times but I do try to keep this account a largely hate free space- I’m sure there are plenty of other accounts who are publicly ranting already if you want to get in on the conversation.

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AA: It's Halloween week. If you could hunt any driver, who would you hunt and why? MV: Hunt the whole paddock, mate. AA: You're doing that, don't you? You scare Sebastian and Lewis. MV: I don't even need Halloween for that, you see? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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watching the dash just in absolute shambles but trying to smile bravely for my like 2 lando mutuals

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Sebchal don’t waste it helmet. End post.

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and we still have people seriously wonder why he has 27 poles and only 8 wins

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Hungarian GP 2025, Summarised

Chinese GP 2025, Summarised.

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i must not care about ferrari. ferrari is the mind-killer. ferrari is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face not caring about ferrari. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where ferrari has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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“Ferrari might have just lost this race on strategy today” fork found in the kitchen

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Genuinely believe that the effects of the Bottas Bowling Ball in 2021 wake that version of Max up like a sleeper agent whenever he spots Lewis in Hungary

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this is so funny to me

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whole dash sick with fear can we hold hands or something

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p8 behind a sauber 🙃

gabi going hey max we're side by side 😍💞 and max going not now kitten daddy is gonna kill everyone in the factory and then kill himself.

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sorry lando replying to questions about the championship with “well nobody will care when we’re all dead” has maybe endeared me a little to him