#you’ve got plausible deniability because their eyes weren’t red and there was no odor
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Please stop coming to my class high af we can all tell it’s embarrassing
#technically I’m supposed to call admin#but I gave myself a lot of plausible deniability and contacted the counselor to say they were acting strange#I didn’t want to get them in trouble#I gave them a toy and some candy and turned off half the lights#while they sorta halfway did their assignment#like dude I don’t want to deal with this at least don’t admit it next time#jfc#y’all are 12#adventures in teaching#jlktalks.#I did tell our SRO about it because he knows what I do on the weekends#and he’s like technically being high isn’t a crime that’s an admin issue#you’ve got plausible deniability because their eyes weren’t red and there was no odor#like no they flat out told me but that’s definitely the narrative I’m going with now#before anyone comes at me I knew ahead of time our SRO wouldn’t do anything#He’s very chill he just owns an alarming amount of guns
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