#you’re staring and he’s like ‘if you got something to say say it dum*ss’ and you’re like ‘oh sorry’ and look away

[ihatebnha]

GOING OFF OF THAT OTHER ASK I think Bakugou wouldn’t have put much stock into others’ opinions of his attractiveness until you came along. Like, he knows he looks good. But it’s suddenly so so SO much more important when it comes to what you think of his appearance?

I dunno I just think it’d be really cute. 😅 Mr. I Usually Give Zero Fucks About Anyone Else’s Opinion suddenly gives a fuck…one single fuck.

Preens like a peacock when you’re admiring his abs and cooing over how handsome you think he is. Heaven forbid if you suddenly stopped for whatever reason.

“I thought you didn’t like it when I did that?”

Well turns out you were dead wrong. And now he’s feeling insecure. Bakugou of all people is feeling insecure. I hope you’re happy with yourself.

(Aka I personally hc that if his S/O doesn’t tell him how great he is he gets depressed)

THE LAST SENTENCE, OH MY GOD!!!

I’m just imagining him going to a night w/ the squad, kinda bummed and not his usual, unreserved self… and as he’s sitting there, listening to everyone talk… all he can think about is the fact that you didn’t tell him he looked good when he left.

LMFAO, Denki or Kiri or Mina, whoever, probably notices and ask him what’s up, and he just like. Sighs LOL and tells them to shut up or something. So funny.

Or even when he’s home, maybe it’s been like two days since you’ve truly complimented him (probably cuz you’ve both been busy at work)… and he’s just sitting there all grumpy waiting for you to notice and hype him up. Normally he’d just mess with you until you did (since he never wants to ask for attention)… but it’s been soooo long that now he’s just grumpy and sad.

You get home from work only to get backed into a corner by his dramatic ass, looking like he’s waiting for you to say something important (and no, just a kiss is NOT enough)🙄🙄🙄

Anyway, that’s all to say: I AGREE!!! He lives off your praise and admiration, THRIVES on it, even if he never would have though that’d be the case, much less something he thought about at all.

Peacocking is the perfect way to describe it tho, as he absolutely just basks in your attention. The moment it stops he’s deflating like a balloon, which, if anything, probably just exacerbates the whole thing given that he starts caring even LESS about other’s opinions just to get yours.

Nightmare for everyone but you (cuz you get a hot boyfriend to fondle, and he gets you🥳. Win-win.)

[boobachu]

The T.C. rambles while watching a force awakes

Re-watching star wars 7 to see if out of the 3D headache IMAX theatre, if it’s any better.

I still hate parody Han Solo guy, like he reminds me of post-Black Knight Sonic the Hedgehog. Just really unfunny and trying way too hard to be hip and internet savvy or something.

I don’t think anything will change my opinion that he shoulda been a bit character.

I’ve decided to commentate the whole fucking movie so read on if you dare.

Rey’s making space bread. It’s very gross.

I doubt anything will change my opinion that she’s the best star wars character.

Oh God BB-8

HBomberguy ruined BB-8 for me. Whenever I see him all I hear is

L I T T L E   W H I T E   C U C K - B A L L L L L L

I guess Rey doesn’t like him either, I forgot this part.

I wish they got rid of the Dorito Destroyer.

Oh boy Darth Helmet is interrogating Lone Star.

Kylo Ren has the stupidest helmet.

There’s subtitles on this so I learned the guy’s name is Poe

RRRAAAAAAAAAAAA

Like Kylo Ren is really badass in the first half I remember this, like he stops a God damn laser blast.

Would you sell BB-8 for 60 meals?

Oh hey

Ugh what’s his name... the storm trooper’s gonna take Poe outta here.

You need a pilot. LOL

I guess Poe is alright, just his first impression was very dumb.

Oh snap it’s hooked down. What kinda name is Hux that’s stupid.

Ha hah shootin’ em down just like Annie in ep 1.

Get fucked command center.

Why do they still have Twin Ion Engine fighters?

I guess we still drive cars so eh...

Ah his name is Finn now, I guess he is a clone? or something?

Maybe they have multiple types of clones. I wonder if they still use Jango Fett...

Fucking proton torpedos!!!

Ah yeah I forgot Finn just wants to GTFO

Trailer shot. Nice.

Oh wait I can turn off subtitles. Good that was disorienting me.

And Poe dies... a great fake-out you thought parody han solo was a protag, but no this is the story of Finn, the storm trooper defecting from nazi hell-space to find his own life on Jakku or wherever.

He keeps Poe’s jacket for cover, very poetic. HAH

POE-ETIC God why did I hate this movie again?

If there’s a Kylo Ren, where is Kylo Stimpy?

Oh God Finn no don’t ugh drank the slop water ugh no why ugh

Finn goes to save Rey cuz white knight trope. Rey can handle herself like a ‘90s chick. Hey she’s a pit chick she’s got a staff.

RUN FINN RUN

Rey fuck taser what

Finn’s having a lousy life.

Poor basketball’s friend died. I feel like the story is rushing.

Like I expected more of a build-up not “SPIT OUT THE EXPOSITION FUCKIN”

Ah, storm troopers...

Rey doesn’t want your cooties, Finn.

Fucking TIE fighters fuck

Is Finn dead? No he just nappin’

Everything exploding!

THE GARBAGE’LL DO

God damn Millenium cheeseburger.

I can do this I can do this

HOW DO YOU FLY A CHEESEBURGER

Fucking karma’s a cheeseburger, that’s what you get for callin’ the SS you loser

The action scenes are choice

Ah Dorito ruins.

Oh I remember this part just

TIE DOWN

oh no Finn down

here it comes

G E T  R E A D Y

fucking engine exhaust TIOGHT

HARD RIGHT

WOOOOOO

Takin’ the shot yeah

Space

CHUCK A  SHIT

ohp

Kylo is Mado

NERD RAGE

AAAAAAAAAA

Kylo is such a 12 year old in 2003.

GIRL?! THERE WAS A WOM?!?!?!?!? XDDD fucking loser

pweese BB-8 help I dunno what I do

fucking lighter thumbs up

Damn Finn what a nerd. “Got a boyfriends? a boyfriend?”

oh no they got garbage dayed

come on Rey gas them gas them all

oh great it’s Han Solo and Chewie

oh wait he used to be Han Solo

What is he now Han Oriana? Whatever Leia’s last name was I never could spell it.

Damn buncha everything happens

Oh great it’s big eyed billy joe armstrong and his O-nauts

WE WUNT OR MUNEY BAEK NAU

oh boy more losers.

It’s all over for Solo.

Ah shit just unleashed things.

There goes the neighborhood just fucking angry meatballs of death AND HE FEEDS THAT DUDE TO IT

oh shit it quiet

Rey is allalone...

Fucking Finn I turn my head a sexond and the meatball caught him.

Get to da cheeseborger

“I never ask that question until after I’ve done it”

Just lightspeed dashed I swear he looks like british billie joe armstrong.

Damn giant fish thing on planet deadly pokeball.

Who is supreme leader he is stupid ugly stupid.

Oh his dad’s Han Solo wow way to blow it spoiler alert fucking why didn’t they save that for the end who wrote this crap oh he was a hologram.

Damn babuy chewie

Ah the new hope plot.

I dunno they twist it enough to make it feel fresh so eh.

Ah a planet of islands... the scenery reminds me of ep 2

“Did you just call me ‘Solo’?”

Women always figure out the truth, always.

There needs to be a han solo inspirational poster that says that.

A job? The fabled... job? You offer job?

Rey has a home? I thought she was just a wayfarer.

Don’t stare “At what?” any of it XDDDDD

Yeah this story feels like it’s going too fast like what’s going on.

HAAAN S O L O

Wait she’s hot for Chewbakka?

Man this band sucks.

Oh great fucking droid nark NARK

Weird lady narks NARKS EVERYTHWIER

Oh boy Darth Helmet is brooding.

Fucking Darth Vader. Kylo Ren is such a fanfiction.

Like, the idea of a warrior of light choosing darkness is something you seldom see done, but... eh... I guess? IRL kids no like most nazis are privilidged and a decade ago would be seen as nerds.

what’s this

what are you doing

The eyes of a man who wants to run

Finn need go bye-bye

Oh wait storm troopers are stolen, not bred. That’s worse like

Finn is really shiny there who does his makeup?

Rey sure didn’t care he was a storm trooper LOL

The screams... they becon me...

Finally a fresh feeling scene.

WHAT’S IN DA BOX

fucking lightsaber

T R I G G E R E D

Is she clairvoyant? I dond’t remember this part.

Is this special edition?

FUTURE

I like specs. She cool.

FUCK D A FORCE

Oh boy nazis

Fucking screamy bitch XDDD

FIST UP why are the nazis doing the fist up this is upsetting.

PEW

How does the laser split up into shit and what is this planet?

Like this is supposed to be dramatic but... you literally don’t know any of those people or any of those planets. This should have been episode 8 or 9 after establishing those planets.

 W H A T    A    W A S T E

oH BOY  Finn got da lightsabah

BEASTS

There goes that dump, way to go Rey it’s your fault I guess BLANKS

Way to kill that soldier

MURDER SPREE

Oh boy Kylo Ren, what a hoot that guy.

wait is this the part?

Han Solo so has the force like if his force3 ghost isn’t in the movie

YOU HAAAVE ONE

Han Solo what a goof

TRAITOR

M E L E E   B A T T L E

Fucking just like in Empire except it’s not Yoda hallucination probably.

Caughted

THE RESISTIES

The x-wing is still the coolest thing like Sonic knew that.

Damn Finn calm down it’s just a pilot.

Rey is in weird jungle o no

She just got godlike and Ren is gonna break that killstreak

MELEE OP

Fucking using cheater force

Kylo you sound like such a dork

That cross saber is still stupid where’s the minorah saber

Nooo Rey!!!

C’mon Finn melee them

fucking lightsaber the whole first order you can do it

just

throw it at the ship

just

throw

and the bad guys win

C-3P0 you mother fucker

Changed your hair

Same Jacket

I can’t believe Carrie Fisher is dead.

The resisties are kinda boring looking.

Oh look it’s Poe, he’s alive somehow.

Maybe the second time I’ll get the good explanation.

Oh no, there’s no good explanation he just wasn’t there.

L A A A A A A A A A A M M M E.

Okay we’re past a new hope kinda in empire strikes back territory and the ending is the last jedi. Like I totally get people being upset that this is basically the original trilogy in a nutshell.

Damn dead R2-D2

Wait C-3P0 has a red arm why

I wonder how many parents relate to Han and Leia because their son turned into a nazi.

Fucking Snoke. What kinda name is that. Solid Snoke.

Was Kylo Ren just staring at Rey’s unconscious body for the past hour?

I’m sorry he’s just not intimidating he looks like a cheap halloween darth vader

Then the dramatic reveal like remember when Darth Vader was so disfigured from burning alive?

Kylo’s just ugly. Like that’s it that’s the reveal. Kylo is ugly.

Rey/Kylo is like whenever a 4chan boy tries to hit on a hot youtube girl like your face just melds into the chair to escape his grasp like a cat that doesn’t want to be pet.

I dunno this scene is just so stupid cuz they both look dorky like this is happening at otakon

You. You’re afraid... that you will never be as strong as Darth Vader

BITCH GOT TOOOLLLLLLD

Kylo has a huge nose. Like he’s Lois Griffin triangle sandwitch nose

I like how Rey tries to Luke Skywalker the storm trooper and he’s like “Serious?”

LOL fucking just left

T A N T R U M   T I M E

and the storm troopers just turn around LOL

Okay I love this weapon like, it’s a combination of the star crusher and a vaccum cleaner from Luigi’s mansion. It destroys the star, but in the way that it uses it to destroy things.

“So it’s big”

Disable the shields... there better be Ewoks on that planet.

Seriously, what does Poe add to the story after the escape?

Damn leila and han... dum

Hey a woman stormtrooper, like just a white gal. I didn’t notice that.

Damn lightspeed their way in.

Hooooh what a landing.

...Han Solo...

That‘s not how the force works!!!

LOL

Finn just wants Rey. I can see why people would think he’s horny for her since that boyfriend line, but that was the last horny thing he said.

Fucking mad with Power, calm down Finn then again we all wanna tell off our boss.

Rey is gonna escappeeeee damn hang on the side of the wall is that a switch what

Rey just climbing that wall like a monkey.

S H I E L D S   D O W N

Fucking Han... is there a trash compactor? You dirty bastard

And here comes the interesting part of Jedi Returns SHOOTY TIME

A T T A C K   T H E   S C P H I N C T E R (that’s how you spell it right)

Oh I love the sun thing like, it’s a great way of showing the timer without a clock.

Oh look it’s Rey, go on and almost get shot to death

H U G

Escape now, hug later.

The cinematography is good I like the dog fights.

LET”S BLOW SHIT UP

I dunno this just really isn’t dramatic at all

Placing bombs, just like in Jedi.

Here comes Kylo

At least he keeps the mask on, like too many movies rely on faces.

oh light’s almost gone.

M A H   B O Y

Ah the stupid part

Wait is his name Finn too?

Like this woulda been way more dramatic if you didn’t know Kylo was Han’s boy.

There’s no music making this awkward and gut-wrenching which you don’t see modern mvoies do.

I’m being torn apart ;w;

What a bitch

Knowing what happens these lines are hilarious

Will you help me

L I G H T S   O U T

red

STAB, STAB, STAB~

AHHHHHH HOOO HOO HOO HOOOIIEEEEE

I dunno like, you’d think Han Solo being stabbed to death with his son would feel more heavy but that was just... nothing.

A S P L O D E

Fucking Kylo TEEF

Night time, being chased by a crazy dork in the woods.

oh here it comes

TRAILER FUEL

YEUR A MUNSTAH

REY DOWN

C’mon Finn

TRAAAIIITOOORRRR

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT

Fucking melee battle

Just fueled by the rage of his fallen friend, the desparation of the sun dissolving he fights for his life against a wounded lunatic.

Okay so maybe that cross saber has a use.

FINN DOWN

grabby time

oh no

REY GRABBED THE SABER

ROUND TWO, DARTH LOSER

This is unbearably xcool

Time to shoot the hole... like in new hope.

This ending is just all three original endinds with new stuff

30 seconds

SNEAKED IN SHOOT EM UP WOOOOOOOO

JUST LIKE ANNIE IN EP 1

only cooler

KA BLOOOOIIEEEE

fuckin’ A

this battle is just like in empire strikes back

fucking planet’s falling apart so it’s better

A tempting offer

Who wants kylo ren to be a teacher like he’d be like a nun

W 0 0 T

it’s the comeback

don’t give the hero a dramatic pause to focus

B E A T   D O W N

the struggle is real

K-O

Take that loser

there seems to be something between us, Ren

Welp the planet is collapsing woo

Finn don’t you die, Poe is a loser you’re cool Finn

Ah it’s Chewie in the Churger

oh yeah han died like I thought it was han but no he died XDDDDD

GTFO

Here comes the sun doot de doo doot~

Epic

Now for the final scene of congrats.

“Sorry General, your boyfriend was stabbed by his son and then the planet exploded”

H U G

Poor Chewie.

Fucking Artoo what are you doing here.

Like, this shoulda been episode 8 here, it feels like it shoulda ended with han’s funeral and the map was the start of the next movie aunno.

And Finn’s tale of a freedom slave blowing up the nazi death planet comes to a close.

Wait is she leaving?

I thought there was a funeral.

Nothing?

Not even an F?

Yeah then se see’s Luke’s hairy ass and it ends so awkwardly like this movie felt like two movies and THIS SHOULDA BEEN IN THE SEQUEL WHAT

Whoever wrote this is an idiot, whoever directed is even worse.

ANyways my conclusion is that the movie isn’t horrible, but... I dunno it’s about as bad as ep2 tho that movie’s crime was being boring, this one was too much story crammed into a short period and ruined opportunities.

I might watch ep 8 but I just am not invested like

HAN SOLO DYING MEANT NOTHING

Like fucking handing him a lightsaber what kinda ending is that

R O G U E   O N E   W A S   B E T T E R.

The end.

[authormitchel-blog]

SS: Part 7

Dumbledore hadn’t convinced Harry not to go looking for the Mirror again, but when Blaise had given him that look and had asked him the next night if he planned to go “gallivanting about the castle again” to please be more respectful of certain people who needed their beauty sleep Harry had said no, and he had meant it. The cloak stayed folded at the bottom of his trunk, and Harry wished that he could forget about what he’d seen in the mirror as easily, but he couldn’t. He started having nightmares. Over and over again he dreamed about his parents disappearing in a flash of green light, while a high voice cackled with laughter.

            He told Blaise about his run in with Dumbledore, if only to fix the little rift that had blossomed between the two of them over the mirror. Blaise seemed content if skeptical of Harry’s admission about what Dumbledore had said he had seen in the mirror.

            Blaise had been there when Snape had tried to buck him off his broom, and he hadn’t told anyone about the cloak. And Harry didn’t want to lose him as a friend, and was relieved when after a while things seemed to go back to normal. He wasn’t as outspoken or as brash as Millicent, but he was beginning to open up to him despite Malfoy and his crew still bent on either ignoring or teasing Harry at every available opportunity.

            “So, instead of doing something actually productive you have been traipsing around the castle past curfew,” scolded Hermione.

            Millicent had walked with Harry to the Lion’s Den if only to listen to Hermione scold him like she did.

            Hermione opened her mouth to do just that when Neville toppled into the room, his legs stuck together by what they recognized as the Leg-Locker Curse. Everyone fell over laughing except Hermione, who leapt up and performed the countercurse. Neville’s legs sprang apart and he got to his feet, trembling.

            “What happened?” Hermione asked him.

“Malfoy,” said Neville shakily. “I met him outside the library. He said he’d been looking for someone to practice that on.”

            “Go to Professor McGonagall!” Hermione urged Neville. “Report him!”

Neville shook his head.

            “I don’t want more trouble,” he mumbled.

“You’ve got to stand up to him, Neville,” said Ron. “Malfoys used to walking all over people, but that’s no reason to lie down and take it.”

            “There’s no need to tell me I’m not brave enough to be in Gryffindor, Malfoy’s already done that,” Neville choked out.

 “You were brave enough to head out with me to that duel,” said Harry.

            “That never happened,” Neville countered quickly.

“Yeah, but you were Gryffindor enough to do it in the first place.” Harry reached into his pocket and pulled out one of his Chocolate Frogs, handing it to Neville.

            “You’re worth twelve of Malfoy,” Harry said. “The Sorting Hat put you in Gryffindor for a reason. You belong Neville, you’ll see.”

            Neville’s lips twitched in a weak smile as he unwrapped the frog.

“Thanks, Harry…I think I’ll go to bed….D’you want the card, you collect them, don’t you?”

As Neville walked away, Harry looked at the Famous Wizard card.

            “Dumbledore again…..He was the first one I ever…”

He gasped. He stared at the back of the card. Then looked up at his friends.

            “I’ve found him,” he whispered. “I’ve found Flamel. I told you I’d read that name somewhere before. I read it on the train to Hogwarts. Listed: Dumbledore is particularly famous for his defeat of the dark wizard Grindelwald in 1945, for the discovery of the twelve uses of dragon’s blood, and his work on alchemy with his partner, Nicolas Flamel.”

            Hermione jumped to her feet. She hadn’t looked so excited since they got their first piece of homework.

            “Stay there,” she said and she sprinted up the stairs to the girl’s dormitories Millie right on her heels. Harry and Ron barley have time to exchange a mystified look before the pair are heading back down the stairs, Hermione with an enormous book tucked under her arm.

            “I never thought to look in here,” she whispered excitedly. “I checked this out from the library weeks ago.”

            “And you failed to mention it to us,” Millicent said even as she began flicking frantically through the pages of the book alongside Hermione.

            “I knew it. I knew it.” She practically sing-songed.

“Are we allowed to speak yet?” said Ron grumpily. Hermione ignored him.

            “Nicolas Flamel,” she whispered dramatically, “is the only known maker of the Sorcerer’s Stone!”

            “The what?” said Harry and Ron.

“Really, Potter?” Millicent asked. “Have you picked up any book since you’ve been here that wasn’t a Quidditch magazine?”

            Hermione passed the book toward them, and Harry and Ron read.

“Fluffy,” said Ron after reading the passage.

            “A stone that makes gold and stops you from dying!” said Harry, “No wonder Snape’s after it. Anyone would want it.”

            It was only the next day in Defense while Ron and Harry were discussing what they would do if they had a stone like that when Harry remembered the upcoming match. He may not be playing yet, but that didn’t mean that he wasn’t excited. Let Snape try and pull something. Harry would be ready.

            In the meantime, Harry had to talk to Malfoy.

It was rare that it was ever just the two of them in the dorm, but with careful use of both his cloak and some Slytherin ingenuity, Harry had managed to get Malfoy alone without Crabbe and Goyle. He had to do something about Malfoy’s teasing.

            “Where is that blasted book?” he heard Malfoy shout as Harry walked out of the bathroom. He jumped when Harry entered the room.

            “Oi, Potter, I didn’t realize anyone else was here.” Harry nodded. “It’s not important anyway I was just leaving, forget the book. Snape will loan me one, I’m sure.”

            “Wait just a moment, Malfoy, I want to talk about Longbottom.” “Ready to propose are you?” Malfoy quipped. “No need to ask my permission.”

            “You know what I want to talk about. I need you to lay off of him.”

Malfoy laughed cruelly. “And why would I do that?”

            Harry moved closer to the Malfoy heir. “Because it’s not fair, and if you’re going to pick on someone it should be someone who’s a match for you.”

            “And you think that’s you, Potter?”

Malfoy posed close to the door. Then smiled. Harry was taken back.

            “It’s not too late, you know?”

“For what?” asked Harry.

            “For us,” said Malfoy. “We can be…uh….friends.”

“Like Crabbe and Goyle? Sorry, but I’d rather not be another one of your minions.”

            Malfoy sighed.

“No, not like them. The Potters were a great family, purebloods and wealthy. We would have been friends in another life.”

            “Are you an arrogant brat in that one as well?”

“Watch it, Potter. I’m giving you a chance to trade up, Longbottom and Weasley for some real friends, friends that will actually be able to help you in the future. Do you think Millicent or Blaise will stand with you when the going gets tough? Millicent has the family name, but I’ve got the power, and Zabini goes wherever he thinks he’ll find the most advantage.”

            “That’s not true,” said Harry immediately. “Blaise is more loyal than you think.”

“Last chance, Potter, I won’t offer you my hand again.”

            “He won’t need it,” Blaise said from the doorway.

“Aw, Zabini, welcome to the party,” Malfoy said not the least fazed that he had just be caught out.

            “And here I thought you loved me, Draco.”

Malfoy didn’t look the least ashamed.

            “You know the rules Blaisey, Oderint dum metuant.”

Blaise laughed, then did the most unexpected thing. He clasped Malfoy on the shoulder then shook his head stepping in front of Harry.

            “Let them hate so long as they fear. See, Potter’s too stupid to hate even more so to fear.”

“Is that why he chose you as a friend?” Malfoy asked, but he’s already making his way to the door.

            Blaise didn’t answer him just turned toward Harry and smiled. “And leave off Longbottom,” Blaise said, stopping Malfoy before he got to the door.

            “Picking up all sorts now aren’t you Zabini?”

Blaise laughed again. Whatever Slytherin chess match this was Harry could recognize easily that he was out of his depth.       

            “Yes, I am Malfoy. So, I’d take Potters advice and pick on someone else.”

Malfoy got a curt nod at the door, and left Zabini and Harry in the room.

            “That’s it?” Harry asked when Malfoy was out of the room. “You’re just going to let him get away with saying all that stuff?”

            “He didn’t mean it,” Blaise said easily. “He was just trying to shock you Potter. Draco and I have been friends since we were children. We all have really, and believe it or not that was my warning not your invitation.”

            “He knew you were at the door?”

“Yes,” Blaise nodded. “Draco knew you were never going to accept his friendship, but he didn’t know where I stood about you.”

            Harry picked up his bag, ready to head to class. “And where do you stand?” asked Harry.

            “Honestly,” Blaise smiled. That smile that seemed to stop nearly everyone in their tracks boys and girls. “Honestly, I didn’t know until you said what you said. That I was more loyal than he thinks.”

            “You are,” said Harry easily.

Blaise laughed self-deprecatingly. “I’m really not, Potter, but since I have officially sided with you it seems that we need to continue having you think that.”

            The two boys moved toward the door. “Are you at least sorry you called me stupid?” Harry asked the dark skinned boy.

            “After what I’ve learned about you Potter, absolutely not.”

The two boys laughed as they made their way out of the common room and to Snape’s class.

[csjmadhouse]

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INTRODUCE

Allow me to introduce myself  No, not him Not the boy with his eyes on the ground Afraid to make a sound  Allow me to introduce myself No, not you Not the guy that keeps it bottled up  Until he has an overflowing cup  Allow me to introduce myself  No, that’s not right Not the man who still cries  Over little white lies 

GOOD AT BEING BAD

You think good boys gone bad are sexy I’m a bad boy cuz I had to be To make it out alive Won’t be your fetish Turn the key Just drive Let me tell ya a little somethin Bout a kid who was given the world All he had to do Was stay on his knees And not question a word

Well I was bad at it Bad Bad Was no good at it Gave up all I had Got up from my knees Stand firm on my feet What can I say I’m good at being bad

EYE CANDY

Eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye candy Lemme feast upon this Ohhhh she looks so sweet But I ain’t allowed to taste it, no Eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye candy Why don’t you feast upon this Ohhhhh I taste so sweet But I need a man to take it Don’t mean I won’t be your Eye candy

OUTLAW

Layin here shackled to the bed Eyes shut blockin’ out the harsh light Broken bottles from another wild night Looks like me and Mr. Right Picked ourselves another fight Sorry, Sheriff, please release me Didn’t mean to do the dirty things I’ve done Sorry, Sheriff, please release me Then you can join me on the run

Mustang’s tires Kickin’ up the dirt Kick, kickin’ up the dirt Got the sweat runnin’ All down your shirt Down, down your shirt While my hands creepin’ On up her skirt Up, up her skirt Hands up now Nobody’ll get hurt Hands up now Nobody’ll get hurt Tail end'a my car’s The last thing he saw Never gonna incarcerate This outlaw

Found me hiding out Like a sex crazed bandit With my pants ‘round my ankles Caught me red handed Put those red limbs in some chains Made me watch as you took a needle And pumped mud in your veins Your eyes are gone, Sheriff Is anybody home? Your eyes are gone, Sheriff Now you’ve left me alone

Mustang’s tires Kickin’ up the dirt Kick, kickin’ up the dirt Got the sweat runnin’ All down your shirt Down, down your shirt While my hands creepin’ On up her skirt Up, up her skirt Hands up now Nobody’ll get hurt Hands up now Nobody’ll get hurt Tail end'a my car’s The last thing he saw Never gonna incarcerate This outlaw

Can someone post my bail Right now I’m s'posed be setting sail Tug at these chains to no avail Looks like I’m stuck Why’d I take the bate Why’d I come home late Now he’s so irate And he wants to fuck Ahhhhhhhhhh! Breathing in his exhaled smoke Hand on my throat making me choke Exposing my body to new pains Cotton mouth hoping that it rains

Mustang’s tires Kickin’ up the dirt Kick, kickin’ up the dirt Got the sweat runnin’ All down your shirt Down, down your shirt While my hands creepin’ On up her skirt Up, up her skirt Hands up now Nobody’ll get hurt Hands up now Nobody’ll get hurt Tail end'a my car’s The last thing he saw Never gonna incarcerate This outlaw

PRINCE HARMING

Don’t you Don’t you put your hopes on him Don’t tell him your horrors and your fears He’ll crush you with it Kill you with it Use it to break your heart He looks oh so charming Too bad he’s really Prince Harming

Second he told you To call him daddy You should’ve ran Now it’s too late Deep into third trimester I don’t think you can Turn back the clock Erase his betrayal He was a devil in disguise And you fell for his portrayal Of an angel from the skies

DEEP BLUE SECRET

Takin’ on water now Down we go We’re sinking at the bow This ship’s met its demise Cast off as the SS Bullshit That ice on her finger Gave the hull a nice slit We’re takin’ on water now Down we go Punished for the outcome Of the captain’s show

COLD BED

There I was thinking  We were on the right track  But I guess with you  I can never know for sure  You’ve flipped the script  Yet you’re still in the same role  Turned the tables  But still eat the same meal  Guess we’re not so different after all  Looks like we’ve hit a wall  Can’t waste anymore time  Acting like we just need to heal  Maybe there was hope once long ago But months have passed  This bed is still cold And we still haven’t closed the deal 

LITTLE DRUMMER’S PLOY

Warned you about my ways  Guess you should’ve listened  Before I torched the fucking car That we first kissed in You’re tangled in a maniac’s web Now that you’re stuck  Where you gonna go You’ll never find a better fuck  The way I played you  The way I used your heart  I can see you wanna break away Too bad ya don’t know where to start

Bum did-di-dum-dum Bum did-di-dum-dum Bum did-di-bum-bum-bum I got your heart beating  Got your heart beating I got your heart beating Like a mother fucking drum 

Told you I was a sorcerer  Really more like a warlock  If that scares you Maybe you shouldn’t have sat on my cock  Listen now, mortal man It’s really not so bad  Can’t blame yourself For the power we sirens had  Reeling you in  Like a mindless seaman  Listen to the drums  They’ll have you screamin’

Bum did-di-dum-dum Bum did-di-dum-dum Bum did-di-bum-bum-bum I got your heart beating  Got your heart beating I got your heart beating Like a mother fucking drum  Bum did-di-dum-dum Bum did-di-dum-dum Bum did-di-bum-bum-bum I got your heart beating  Got your heart beating I got your heart beating Like a mother fucking drum

Waves are crashing down  Can you hear that sound Waves are crashing down  Surprised you’re still around Days are growing dark Somehow you’re still here  Days are growing dark Do you really feel no fear Sabotaged to save myself  Yet you’re still in my bed Sabotaged to save myself  Are you dumb or are you dead

Bum did-di-dum-dum Bum did-di-dum-dum Bum did-di-bum-bum-bum I got your heart beating  Got your heart beating I got your heart beating Like a mother fucking drum  Bum did-di-dum-dum Bum did-di-dum-dum Bum did-di-bum-bum-bum I got your heart beating  Got your heart beating I got your heart beating Like a mother fucking drum

DIG DEEPER

You-ou-ou Taught me the game Made me a player Stained my name You-ou-ou Broke my heart Made me a cryer Dodged the blame You-ou-ou Can’t run from me I am the slayer I’ve come unchained

Better dig deeper If you wanna find my heart Better dig deeper If you don’t know where to start Better dig deeper To find what makes me tick Better dig deeper That grave ain’t deep enough For you and your sins So you’d better dig deeper!

ENCHANTRESS

Was I under a spell Before I moved to hell Mom I might like boys But I’ll never tell Been staring for so long Don’t know how you missed This boy I kissed I can see I pissed Off the Enchantress

FAGGOT

Si coierit cum vir virum Sicut fit unum cum femina Et quod ex illis fit ut quia abominatio Welcome to the homo hanging show!

Tied me up Then held me down While my soul teared Spewed words like venom Held your hands high while I screamed Passed it all off as a prayer I had no demons To exorcise I was your challenge I’ll see to it that You never get your prize

Tried to turn me Yearn for me baby You haven’t earned me Showed no concern for me lately Called me a little faggot Blamed me for your hurting I’m a proud little faggot Commence the burning

Shined brighter than your lord When you set me ablaze You get so much joy From abusing the gays You hear the crackle Of these flames They’re gonna haunt you Make you remember our names Can’t extinguish a fire you started Time to join the dearly departed

Tried to turn me Yearn for me baby You haven’t earned me Showed no concern for me lately Called me a little faggot Blamed me for your hurting I’m a proud little faggot Commence the burning

What sweet bitter irony is this After threats of hell for so long You’re gonna be the one to burn Satan’s gonna make you his bitch Burn witch, burn bitch No sweeter revenge Than fucking one of God’s own Take it like a man Don’t you dare cry now Or all the little hellions Will call your soul a faggot While your body’s devoured By Earth’s hungry maggots

Tried to turn me Yearn for me baby You haven’t earned me Showed no concern for me lately Called me a little faggot Blamed me for your hurting I’m a proud little faggot Commence the burning

Nolite iudicare et non iudicabimini Nolite condemnare et non condemnabimini Dimittite et dimittemini Don’t you ever cast a stone at me!

WAR CRY OF A MADMAN

Ain’t gonna reward no bad behavior  Knocked on the wrong door If you came searching for a savior  Warned you I’d only drag you down Why’d you try to fly with me Now that we’ve both crashed and burned  Think it’s funny how these tables turned 

I’m a mad man  A fucking lunatic Baby I’m sick  I’m a mad man  A fucking lunatic Baby I’m sick 

FLY HIGH

Heart hijacked by the rhythm of the drum Bodies all over soaked in whiskey and rum Outsiders thinkin’ we're all dumb  They need some green, aye, come and get some Guitar strumming Planes are humming  We’re all on something  Heeeey! Thanks for coming!

Got a million hands raised to the sky  Come on, angel, teach me to fly  Smoke touches the clouds as we all get high Come on, angel, teach me to fly  Fly! Fly! Fly! Flyyyyy! High. High. High.