#you’d think 9 months would give you ample time to mentally prepare
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We are definitely getting close to due date and I’m just like aha ahaahaaaaaa hahaaaa oh no
#Fred is pregnant#oh she’s gonna come OUT of me isn’t she#oh No#appointments now are like *so when labor starts you call us when?*#I’m like when what now?#you’d think 9 months would give you ample time to mentally prepare#but my powers of avoidance are honed by decades of maladaptive coping#I will probably be in labor and be like *nah it’s just gas*
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