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The Meet Cute - Ace's Story - 6

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Firestarter 6

Word Count: 6200

Tags For The Whole Story: Fem!Reader, slight NSFW (It's mature, not explicit), slightly sugestive behaviour, flirting, jealousy, frenemies, sexual tension, miscommunication, unresolved tension, slight angst, slow-burn, romantic comedy vibes, alternate universe modern setting, swearing, drinking, fluff, feelings realisation, denial of feelings.

Special Warning: English is not my first language, I apologise for any possible spelling or grammar mistakes.

Summary: After moving away from the hustle and bustle of Grand Line City to help your father around the property following a horse-riding accident - and in the hopes of healing your broken heart after your asshole ex-fiancé cheated - you settle into the country calmness of the Calm Belt. You intended to have some alone time, to reflect and heal, but your childhood friend's older brother, Ace, seems to be there just to upset that fragile peace you're striving for. He's a flirt and a womaniser. But why does he also have to be so handsome and perfect? And how long can you resist his charms?

Notes: This is actually my favourite chapter, so far. I do hope you enjoy this one. It's slow burn guys! We got to wait for the goodies 😋

Tag List: @rosidaze @beachaddict48

Masterlist for previous introductory chapters.

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Your dad is still at the Jubilee when you plop down in bed. There are supposed to be some fireworks around midnight, which you were hoping to catch, but you really couldn’t stand to stay another second there.

Not when you want attention you can’t have, because you have no right to demand Ace’s attention. Not when he tries to be friends with you, joking and having fun, and you keep reading between the lines and getting jealous over any girl who ever approaches him. 

You have no right. You have no claim.

Sighing, your fingers play with the feather from the little charm bracelet. You were going to place it on your wrist, like Ace did, but it is too obvious and it means too much for something that is as meaningless as your relationship. 

So you place it on your ankle instead.

Because you do love the bracelet and it’s a more inconspicuous place to have it.

Soon, bright lights fill your room through the window you left purposely open. The bangs are too far away but the lights manage to fill the sky up magnificently, just as if you were there. A lone, bothersome thought crosses your mind and you think that Ace might be seeing the same lights as you, with a blonde bimbo by his side, this time.

Sighing, you close the curtains, plop down on the bed and close your eyes tightly, knowing sleep won’t come soon, but wanting it to come fast.

-*-

By morning you have a ton of messages. Nami wants to know how the Jubilee went and why she couldn’t find you for the fireworks. And then there’s Ace checking in on you.

You spy the hour in which he sent you the text. Three in the morning. After his booty call, you suspect.

Sighing, you slam the phone on the mattress. You need to stop being annoyed at whatever Ace does, or, especially at whomever Ace does. 

So you answer as politely as possible, trying to be friendly but not too friendly and check in on him as well. Nothing too compromising, just small talk between friends. Before heading down for breakfast, you call the clinic and ask for an appointment with Dr. Law so you can discuss your father’s surgery.

Kaya tells you Dr. Law is away at conferences all of next week, but she scheduled an appointment for the day he returns. You’re sure Shanks will love this news.

You answer Nami saying that you had to leave early because you were feeling tired, not really wanting to fill her in on your Ace drama over texts and, finally get started with your morning chores. 

Shanks will be at the Jubilee again in the afternoon, so you know he’ll thank you for the help with the chores. 

“Morning, bug!” He greets over his cup of coffee. “You didn’t say goodbye after you left yesterday. I just saw the text you sent.”

You smile apologetically and give him the same excuse you gave Nami. “Yeah, dad, sorry. I was tired. I came home earlier.”

He hums and takes another sip of his coffee. “So you’re sure it has nothing to do with Ace and that blonde woman?”

You almost drop your coffee mug in surprise while your head whips over to where your dad is standing with the most innocent smile ever. “I don’t know what you mean.”

“Makino told me.”

“Damn it! Why do you have to know everyone in town?”

Shanks chuckles but then his serious demeanour returns. “I’m serious, bug. Do I need to kick his ass?”

You take a very large gulp of coffee because you’re in desperate need of the energy. “No, dad, you don’t.”

“Good, because I’m not sure I could.”

You chuckle because you know he’s joking. He’s still very fit for an older man. 

“Ace and I are just friends. As I’ve told you and as I’ve told Makino.”

“Sure.” He says, unconvincingly. “But Makino said you looked like a couple.”

“Dad, Makino likes to matchmake. She always did, she always will. Forget it.”

He nods, but you’re not sure he forgets it.

-*-

By the time your dad leaves for the Jubilee, Nami has already called you saying that there will be a beach party later tonight and that you’re going to get ready at her flat. No discussion. She just told you what you were going to do. 

Well, you definitely have to agree that a beach party sounds like a lot of fun, and you need to unwind. It’s the perfect opportunity, actually. Before leaving the house you send a text to your dad - who’s probably driving - saying where you’ll be and that you're not quite sure when you’ll return but you’ll be careful and safe. 

You know the girls are already gathered at Nami’s flat because during the Jubilee week all the businesses close in the afternoon for some good old-fashioned town fun. So you make it to Nami’s at the appointed time and prepare yourself to be dressed and undressed like a barbie doll. 

It’s quite fun, though. You can’t complain.

After all the greetings and some light gossip over biscuits, Nami asks the hard question.

“How is Ace?”

You try to act nonchalant, but the way you crumble the biscuit in your palm over the innocent question, has three pairs of eyes staring at you with interest. Sighing you give up and share everything that has happened since the beginning with your friends.

“I really don’t know how to act anymore. When I think that I only want to be friends with him - because how can I really be anything else? - he pulls a girl and I get jealous. Then I get mad at him and he gets frustrated. And this is our relationship! A frenemies thing that pisses me off and gets us nowhere.”

“Honey… you like him.” Nami says in a condescending voice. 

“But I don't want to like him! You said so yourself, he’s all about the chase and the conquest and I don’t want to be another one.”

“You won’t know if you’re just another one or not if you don’t actually give him a chance.” Robin offers, wisely.

“Robin is right. For all we know, Ace could be a changed man. Maybe he finally grew up!” Vivi finishes, but Nami scoffs, not believing the words of her girlfriend.

“Thank you, girls, for all the different advice. I will just keep being friends with him until I blow up with jealousy or frustration. Isn’t this healthy?”

You all giggle over some more biscuits, but you feel your chest a bit lighter after some girl talk. You were right about sharing your feelings with the girls. 

Nami still feels the need to add something to the conversation though. “I still think you should have a turn on that ride. Just to know how it feels…” 

She smirks and you roll your eyes at her. “You just want to know how good he is.”

“Well if all the girls are correct, he's very good!”

All the girls… right. Player, don't forget that. 

“And that's exactly why I won't try that ride. It's already full of other girls.”

-*-

“I was thinking about wearing shorts?” You answer Nami's question about what you want to wear with a skeptical look upon your face. You know that whatever you suggest, Nami will suggest something else. Something skimpier.

“I was thinking about a dress… Or a long flowy skirt…” She muses as she rummages around her closet, completely ignoring your suggestion, as expected. 

“Nami, here!” Vivi extends a white fabric to her girlfriend and you raise your eyebrow. When she opens it you cock your head. It's not bad. It's a flowy maxi skirt with two slits on the side to showcase your legs. The fabric is sheer but it's a beach party, you're wearing a bikini underneath, you just have to make sure it's white. The bikini will also serve as the top. 

It's a great thing Vivi has a beautiful white bikini with a cross-wrap top, because Nami’s tops are way too revealing. 

You and the girls get ready, have some snacks before the party and then Nami decides you need some pre-game shots and it takes just three vodka shots to make you giddy. 

It feels nice to have some girl fun! But soon it's time to head to the beach party and Robin, who didn't take any shots and is the designated driver because she doesn't really like alcohol, drives through town, already blasting loud music because you, Nami and Vivi are already in a party mood. 

The sun is still shining when you arrive at the beach, though it has already started its slow descent into the horizon, and the view of the sea is as breathtaking as you remember. There are not many people at the designated spot for the party yet. You see Sanji, already fixing some drinks and the girls gravitate towards him to say hello. 

“Good evening ladies, you all look breathtaking! Beautiful visions of loveliness, prettier than the sea itself.” He says with his usual smile in place and you chuckle at how extra he can be. “Can I interest you in a drink?”

“Even at a party you're working, don’t you rest?” You smirk. 

“Well, I'm not getting paid for this, but I do enjoy preparing some drinks for the lovely ladies, this is what rest looks like to me.” He winks. 

You decline the beverage for now, make some more small talk but then, as you're staring at the sea, you feel an intense pull and calmness calling you. 

“I'll be back, I'm just going to take a stroll near the ocean, enjoy the sunset.” You tell the girls and Sanji and they all nod. 

You take off your flat strappy sandals, hooking them on one finger and walk towards the shore, wetting your feet and sighing. There are no views like this at Grand Line City. Just terraces and pools. No view compares to this one. 

You concentrate solely on the sound of the waves and the seagulls, the little splashes the water makes as it hits your bare feet. The background noise of the party fades and there is a sense of peace invading you. 

You're not sure how long you remain there, staring at the setting sun with the wind lightly blowing your hair, the waves cooling your feet and a smile spread on your lips. You feel a single tear escape and fall down your cheek, yet you're not sure why you're crying. You don't exactly feel sad. It might be the peacefulness you feel or that you're taking this time to yourself, something you haven't done in a while. 

You hear your name being whispered next to you, softly, slowly as if not to scare you. “Are you alright, Firestarter?”

You inhale and let out a small chuckle. The back of your hand feels hot against your cheek as you wipe away the stray tear. “I'm fine. Just… nostalgic, I guess? I'm not sure. How long have you been there?”

You finally face him and you have to force the breath to escape normally because he looks so handsome. He's wearing shorts, obviously, and they have some flames near the bottom. And though he's wearing a short-sleeved shirt - and a dress shirt, at that! - it's open, letting his muscular toned body out in the open for everyone to see. 

His arm raises as he scratches the back of his neck and stares at the sun, his freckles more evident with the lighting. “A while, I admit. I came to say hi but you looked so peaceful. I didn't want to interrupt you.” His eyes make contact with yours. “You looked beautiful.”

You blush as you notice he’s wearing the bracelet on his wrist. It’s a nice thought knowing he has something that’s also yours on him. And he does have all the right words. Always. You just have to remember that those pretty words aren't just for you. 

“I was just taking some time to myself, enjoying the sun and the sea.”

“Oh, I can go.” He mutters and turns to leave but your hand moves faster than your mind and you snatch his hand in yours, holding tightly. 

“Stay. The sun is about to set.”

You're not sure why you said that or why your hand is still holding his. All you can think about is how well his big hand fits grasping yours, how warm it is, and how nice it is to just watch the sunset with someone you like. 

As a friend. 

You're both quiet but you realise Ace can't quite stay still. His thumb keeps caressing your hand and he tugs at it slightly. It's like he's fighting against pulling you towards him, to his embrace. And you're glad he doesn't pull you because you know you would melt against his skin and nestle against his body as if you belonged there. 

Which you don't. 

So it's a good thing that the sun sets. Because the second it does, you remove your hand and turn to walk back into the party. “Let's join the others, Ace.”

“Yeah.” You don't try to read into his answer. He seems to be regretting something he didn't do, but you don't want to over analyse it. 

It's simpler that way anyway. 

You're still making your way to the large group of people, talking about small and trivial things, when a girl comes out of nowhere and hugs Ace. It’s not even the girl from yesterday. 

“Ohhh, Acey! I missed you honey.” You see the girl's hands digging into his flesh and her lips kissing him on the face, right at the corner of his lips. 

You smile a bitter smile as the familiar tug at your heart pulls you back into the harsh reality. Yeah, that's enough friendship for now. You leave the two lovebirds alone, not sure if you said anything before you left, but not caring at all if you were rude. As you pass another group of girls to finally take Sanji up on that drink, you can't help but overhear their excited conversation. 

“Oh, there he is! Isn't he handsome? I hear he always takes someone with him after these parties. We just have to try our luck.”

You keep moving forward. There are plenty of guys there. They don't have to be talking about Ace. 

“Oh but there's already a girl with him! Do you think we still have a shot?”

“Darling, it's Ace. He will kiss as many girls as he wants before he chooses one to take home.”

You don't really know why you're surprised at this point. You knew they were talking about him. You know about his reputation. So why does it still hurt? Is it because it always happens after you spend a meaningful moment with him? Something that makes you think that, perhaps, you are actually special? 

But you're not. You really are just another girl. 

And you need a drink. 

After all, you're starting to realise that perhaps you can't really do this ‘friends’ thing with Ace. Not when you immediately feel yourself fall apart. Not when you can’t separate your feelings.

-*-

You get the drink from Sanji and linger around him at the bar, sitting on a rotating bench. Nami and Vivi are dancing and Robin is speaking with Sabo, who talked a little bit with you when they both came to get drinks. You sensed he's interested in Robin and you know she's interested in him, so when she asked if you wanted to join them, you politely declined. Every time you look at Ace he seems to be with a different girl and now, the cold dread and disappointment you were feeling earlier has set in and all you can feel is annoyance and disbelief. 

Just thinking about him seems to have summoned him and he appears next to you with a grin. “Heeeey, Firestarter, need a drink?”

“Sanji already took care of that, thank you.” You say dryly as you raise your glass his way, not a hint of a smile on your lips. 

“And you still haven't told me which ingredients you like best so I can make you that dinner I promised.” Sanji winks as he passes a beer to Ace who raises an eyebrow at your interaction with the blonde. 

Is he jealous? Well, he should know he's not the only one who can flirt with every moving thing. 

“You're right, Sanji. I need to get you that list.” You smile and sigh. You can't do this to Sanji. He seems really nice and you don't want to flirt just for the sake of it because you're not interested in anything else with the blonde. 

“Wow, that seems intimate.” Ace says while he takes a sip of his drink when Sanji turns to a group of girls who are asking him for drinks. 

“Yeah, Sanji is a sweetheart.” You wink with a curved smirk. 

Ace’s eyes scan your arms and you know what he’s looking for. “You don’t have it.” He just states. 

You simply hum, not wanting to commit to any answer because you do have it. It’s on your ankle. But you’re not going to give him the satisfaction of letting him know, because you’re still pissed at him. Or are you pissed at all the girls that are flocking towards him?

Ugh, it’s all so confusing!

“Don't you have somewhere to be? Or someone to be with? I think I spotted a group of girls with whom you still haven't interacted. How are you going to choose wisely later if you don't research properly?” 

Snorting, you turn around on the small round bench and try to get up, but Ace stands in front of you, blocking you with a hand on the counter behind you. “What are you talking about?” He raises an eyebrow. 

“Forget it, Ace.” The bench creaks in agony as you turn and try to leave from the side he's not blocking, but he sets his other arm around you, effectively trapping you now. He's close. The heat from his legs is warm against your skin and yet it doesn't seem to be close enough because he still leans towards you. 

“Explain.”

Your eyes roll to the back of your head as a sigh escapes your parted lips. Finishing your drink and setting the glass behind you, you gaze at him with nothing but contempt. “I don't have to explain jack shit to you, Ace. Now, if you'll excuse me, I want to dance.” You jump out of your seat, flushing yourself against him and feeling all of his taut chest muscles against your breasts. He barely blinks from the contact, but you can see his jaw clenching tight. You tilt your head up and your lips are mere inches apart. His slightly alcohol-laced breath kisses your face in soft gasps and you bite the inside of your cheek to keep yourself grounded. 

You find your voice once you stop concentrating on the perfection of his pursed lips, and use it with a sting. “Your conquests may bend over and backwards to cater to your every need, but I'm not one of them.” After a moment that seems to stretch into forever, you lower your head to crawl under his right arm. “See you later.” 

Your long, angry strides take you near the dance floor to join Nami and Vivi, not caring if by now Ace thinks you're a mess with constant mood swings. Because he's right to think that. You're all over the place. You want to be his friend, you want to kiss him, you loathe him… make up your mind already! 

Acquaintances. 

Yeah. That will have to do. No more talking over the phone for two hours, no more conversations over movies and pizza. Just hello and goodbye. That will have to do. 

Unless you want to get your heart broken. 

-*-

You’ve been dancing for a while now and for the last two songs, a dark-haired man with a funny-looking goatee but intense eyes has been swaying with you. He makes small talk and tells you his name: Rob Lucci. You couldn't care less. He doesn't really attract you but this night isn't going at all the way you thought it would. Nami, Vivi and Robin are all busy and Ace… well… he's a lost cause. So this Lucci guy might keep you entertained for the rest of the night. 

Extra points if he manages to piss off Ace as much as he’s been pissing you off. 

Because, as soon as he spotted Lucci dancing with you, he pulled two girls onto the makeshift dance floor and you could swear he was looking at you while he was dancing. 

How infuriating! 

Nami suddenly has a bright idea and exclaims, to anyone who can hear her, that there will be a high-stakes truth or dare game by the tables and all are welcome to join. 

You're about to excuse yourself to go back to the bar. Knowing how extra Nami is you already know that this game will go the wrong way. But she grabs you by the arm and you simply follow, knowing you have no other choice. Rob Lucci follows you with a grin and Ace follows him with a scowl. Obviously the girls follow Ace like two puppies after their master. 

There's a small coffee table set on the sand, near the bar, and some chairs. People spread throughout them and some sit on the sand. Nami sets an empty bottle on the centre of the table and spins it to start the game. One of Ace's girls keeps scratching her nails against his leg and he smiles at her, making you scream internally and leaving you with the urge to gag. How freaking infuriating. It's like he's doing it on purpose. 

You were right. Nami is relentless with her truths and her dares and that sets the pace for everyone in the circle. Soon people have already lost articles of clothing, dived into the ocean, chugged down insane amounts of alcohol, kissed one another and screamed at the top of their lungs for no reason whatsoever. 

Until now, you were spared from all the craziness. Except it's Ace's turn and the bottle lands right on you. “Truth.” You exclaim before he asks you anything and he scoffs. 

“Figures.” He wets his lips and stares you right in the eyes. “What are you playing at?” He says, deadpan, clearly looking for answers for your erratic behaviour. 

“I'm playing truth or dare.” You say with an innocent smile and lean forward to grab the bottle. Ace grabs it first. 

“That's not what I'm asking.”

“Then, next time, phrase it properly!”

You try to take the bottle away from him with a tug but he's too strong and the thing doesn't even budge. 

“What the hell did I do to you?” He lowers his voice and you almost find a bit of hurt in his eyes. Almost. 

Before you answer with a snide remark, Nami chuckles nervously, gets up and puts one hand on Ace's arm and another on yours. 

“Guys, guys, come on. This is a fun game! Stop this. Right now!” She mutters the final words between her teeth as a veiled warning. 

You and Ace have a staring contest for a few seconds, scowls adorning your faces, until you both release the bottle at the same time. 

The game continues but yours and Ace's humour doesn't improve. You're considering calling the time of death on this game and leaving when the bottle that one of Ace's girls spun lands on her giggling friend. They both share a conspiratorial smile when she screams ‘dare!’

“I dare you to kiss Ace!” She finishes with a high-pitched giggle and you roll your eyes. 

“Of course.” You mumble as Nami frowns at your reaction. Ace takes a glimpse at you but you take the moment to lean towards Lucci because he was saying something about the yacht that could be seen from the shore and that belongs to his father and how both of you should go check it out after the game, and then you hear Ace laughing dryly. 

“Yeah, get over here, it's all just innocent fun, right?” He exclaims, his voice monotone as he grabs the girl by the wrist and pulls her toward his lap, kissing her. Her giggle is lost in his mouth and you bite your lower lip, turning your eyes away from the scene.

At least his hands weren't on her hips. Whatever that means. 

You don't feel like crying, even though it hurts, you feel like kicking him or punching him because he's doing this on purpose to piss you off. Or maybe he's not, and he's just kissing every girl at the party. Either way, it makes you furious and leaves you fuming. 

Your leg shakes restlessly against the floor and Ace takes forever to stop sucking the bimbo’s face. Or maybe it just seems as if he takes forever and it's not as long as you think. You want to leave. Leave the game or the party, you're not quite sure, but you don't want to give the satisfaction of leaving now, because Ace would know he affected you and you also don't want that. 

So you keep playing, trying to keep a straight face. But the bimbo he sucked face with has now claimed his lap as her own personal chair and damn it that is affecting you. Whether you want it to or not. 

So when Nami says your name, you jump, because even though you were following the bottle's movement closely, you weren't paying attention at all. And the bottle landed on you. Nami repeats your name and you stare at her. 

“Dare.” 

You say plainly. Your first dare of the night. And Nami will dictate it, nonetheless. But you are fuming inside, hoping she dares you to take a dip in the ocean. Then you'll have an excuse to leave. Yet, she doesn't do that. 

“Kiss Lucci.” She says with a smirk. 

You freeze and gulp. You want to stare at Ace, to gauge his reaction but you're a stubborn little thing and you are not going to give him that satisfaction. Yet, kissing Lucci was not part of your plans. You glare at Nami but she simply smirks and shrugs. She knows very well what a dangerous game she's playing. 

“She won't do it.” One of Ace's girls whispers. “She's been deflecting dares all night!” It's the giggle that gets to you, that mocking tone. You realise that it's the one on Ace's lap who speaks and you're about to shut her up. 

“I'll do it.” You try to get up but your long skirt tangles on the feather from your bracelet and you hiss as you disentangle the fabric, not wanting to rip Vivi’s pretty skirt. You think you hear Ace mumble something under his breath and realise that, if he was watching you, he saw the bracelet and caught your earlier bluff.

Sighing, you finally get up and Lucci does the same. He's wearing a very cocky smirk but it's not the smirk you want to see. Lucci’s all wrong, he's built differently and he doesn't have the charm that Ace has. But you're not going to back out now. 

He leans down and cups your cheek. You close your eyes tightly. You just want to get this over with. He leans in and his lips are cold and taste like beer and he has wandering hands. You steady your hands over his forearms to stop him and then he proceeds to stick his tongue out, licking your lips and trying to get you to open them. 

And that's where you draw the line. You've had enough. 

Just as you're about to push him away, you hear Ace scoffing and rustling in the sand. “I'm done playing.” His voice is raspy and gruff. 

He seems pissed. 

Good.

You're pissed too. 

You push Lucci away and take a deep breath. 

“Hey baby, maybe we can get out of here and-...” He starts, but you cut him off immediately, trying to force a smile to not act like a bitch. 

“No, Lucci, thank you.”

He spews some curses and leaves with a grunt and a muffled ‘what a waste of time’ but you couldn't care less. The people start to disperse from the table, having already lost two players and a lot of dignity, and you look around, trying to find Ace. But you can’t find him anywhere and that makes you growl. Nami turns her head to the right, signalling with her eyes that he went near the shore and you mouth a silent thanks her way. 

Creasing the light fabric of the skirt against your hand, you do a little jog to try and catch up to him, but it doesn't take much time to find his figure up ahead. He has both hands inside his pockets and he's hunching his shoulders. No girl around him. 

You weren't expecting that. 

“Ace!”

He stops and turns around slowly. Pouting his lower lip and scowling, he almost looks like a child who dropped his lollipop. 

“What?” He growls. “Got tired of your little boy toy?”

A dry chuckle gets turned into a scoff midway out of your throat. “You're one to talk! You had one bimbo on each leg! Couldn’t decide which one you liked best? You had to try two different flavours?”

Raising his hands in the air, he takes a step forward. “At least I had the decency to kiss with no tongue! That guy was practically shoving his down your throat! Now, that's disgusting!”

“What's with the double standards, Ace!? When it's you it's all innocent fun and games, but when it's me it's disgusting? You have been around girls all night!”

You're both shouting at each other and gesturing wildly, but it's not likely that people can hear you. You're far from the party and the music there is pretty loud. 

“You made it pretty clear that you don't want me anywhere near you!”

“And that's the perfect excuse to go ‘mingle’ with other girls, right? Playboy Ace, can't be alone for a single moment! Why am I not surprised?” Crossing your arms over your chest, you lift your nose in the air with a high and mighty attitude. 

“Why should I? If there are girls willing to be with me, why should I be alone?”

“Are you listening to your words?” You squeal, eyes open manically and chest thumping like a drum. “You want to be with me, or you want to be with other girls! You can't have both! Make up your mind!” 

“You make up your mind!” His fingers tousle his dark hair as he takes another angry stomp towards you. “I don't understand you! You're either flirting back at me or you're giving me the cold shoulder! I get all kinds of mixed signals and I don't know how to act!”

You swear your voice has never been this high. But then again, you don't remember anyone ever being able to infuriate you as much as this man does. With all the stomping you're making, you're both already ankle-deep in the water and the waves keep hitting your legs relentlessly, almost as if trying to calm you down. 

“You don't know how to act with me so you flirt with every other girl, instead! Like that's going to take you far!” You scoff one more time and turn to the side, kicking a wave of water and splashing him. 

Growling he does the same to you, earning him a gasp. “I don't understand what you want from me!” He sputters and you both continue your angry kicking of the water. 

“I wanted to be friends with you, but you made that impossible!” 

“You're impossible to understand!”

“And you're infuriating!” You bite back, almost growling. Drops of water are falling from your hair to your chest and he's in the same sorry state as you. 

There's barely a palm of distance between both of you now. Your hands are clenched against your legs, tiny fists bottling up all the anger and frustration you're feeling. Ace tousles his black hair every two seconds and you can see his jawline pulsating with the strength he's clenching his jaw. 

His eyes darken and he lets out another growl. “Fuck!” Your eyes fix on the way his Adam's apple bobs up and down as he swallows and you have an urge to lick it. But you don't, because you're so pissed at him right now. “I want to fucking kiss you.” He breathes between his teeth and your legs falter at his affirmation. His lips are all you can see right now and they look so delicious. 

“I fucking dare you.”

And that's all it takes. 

Ace's lips don't touch yours, they crash like thunder and burn like lightning. Pulling a moan from deep within you, his fingers dig into your hips, holding you close, desperate to feel you against him. And you're no better, leaning into him like you've been starving for his touch, your fingers scratching his neck and climbing up his scalp, as you plant your nails on his hair and pull him down towards you. 

He's all you were hoping he was. 

And so much more. 

Your fury and desire mingle together in a fiery whirlwind and you both open your mouths at the same time, giving yourself willingly as he greedily accepts. He tastes slightly of salt from the seaspray and of alcohol. But what lingers on your tongue are the unspoken promises of languid touches, of gentle strokes, and burning passion. 

It's difficult to tell where you end and where he begins because you're tasting each other with unending urgency and desire. He grunts and you moan as you part the kiss to catch your breath. Ace whispers your name into your ear in an unending litany as you finally lick his throat and take a small nibble at his Adam's apple, like you craved to do. 

“You drive me crazy…” He murmurs between grunts as he sucks on your earlobe and you mewl into his collarbone, your eager hands already tracing sinful patterns against his taut chest. “I need you so much.” His fingers probe and explore, leaving a burning trail behind with his fingerprints and making more promises against your skin. 

Closing your eyes against his mesmerising devotion, you silence the annoying voice in your head that's screaming at you to stop before this gets too far because you'll just be another one. 

You decide to enjoy the moment. 

You're willing to give all of yourself to him. 

In fact, you're about to suggest exactly that when you start to hear an annoying voice approaching fast. 

“Aaaaaaceee! Honey where are you?”

Ace doesn't seem to have heard it because he has both hands on your hips now and his face buried in the crook of your neck, sucking and nibbling and - probably - leaving his mark. Yet, you heard very well. And you instantly freeze. 

“Ace!” The girl whines. “I got our bed ready in your jeep as usual! I'm ready to go when you are.”

You gasp. 

It's like a bucket of ice fell on top of your head and you're experiencing a full-body brain freeze. Instantly your eyes begin to prickle and that voice you just silenced is now a blaring alarm. 

Another one, just another notch. You fool. 

Your whine turns into a grunt as you shove Ace away from you. His eyes show confusion for a moment until he hears the girl calling for him. The tremble of your hand ceases as you bring it to your mouth in disbelief to stifle a sob. 

“I'm so stupid.” You mutter and take a step back, your head shaking relentlessly. “I'm such an idiot… Our bed, she said.” A broken sob leaves your lips. “That's precious.”

His eyes look pained as he grimaces and chants your name. “No, that's nothing, I don't care about her. I don't even remember her name, I-...”

That statement just makes you laugh harder as you create even more distance between both of you, your chest heaving in pain. 

“Oh, but I do! It's either princess, or gorgeous, or baby, remember? God! I'm such an asshole.”

You turn to leave, water splashing all around you, but then you turn back to him again. “Us, this, whatever it was” you gesture at the space between both of you with two hands, “was a giant mistake. It will never happen again. Bye, Ace.”

And this time, when you turn, you run. Because there are tears streaming down your face and your heart is thumping and aching against your chest and you knew you shouldn't have gotten involved with Ace and you still did. 

So it's all your fault. This time, you deserve the suffering.

[hannahbarberra162]

Squace of Hearts

18+ MDNI

on Ao3 Part 2

(I found this image on Facebook, I can't find who made the collage).

For my Ace loving Nonnies. Thank you for 100 followers! This was supposed to be a one shot but...it's a two shot. Fluff and smut.

Synopsis: You run into your childhood friend, Ace, at a bar on some nameless island. You remember him being cute, but nothing like this. Sparks fly between you (literally) as you rekindle your childhood crushes.

(I know there is a portal fruit already. This one is a little different.)

~~~

“Come on, Squace. I taught you to cheat better than that,” you said with a purr as you leaned your forearm against the top of the wooden chair in front of you. A man with an orange cowboy hat perched on top of shaggy black hair paused as if frozen.

“I FUCKING KNEW IT!” yelled Twin-Blade immediately, throwing all his cards in the air. The other Whitebeard Commanders sitting at the round wooden table didn’t seem as fussed. 

“How could you not know it yoi? Ace isn’t good at cheating, we just let him because it doesn’t help him win anyway,” replied The Phoenix calmly.  Meanwhile, the man sitting in the chair you were leaning on whipped his head around, eyes wide.

“Is it really you?” he said, standing up and turning around to get a look. Squace looked like the little boy you’d left behind on Dawn Island, but had clearly grown into a man. And what a man.

“In the flesh,” you said with a wink. Ace grinned widely and hugged you, picking you up and swinging you in a circle. You laughed as he swung you, it was so nice to see him after all these years. He set you on the ground and looked you up and down.

“You look great!” You laughed again and gave him a grin.

“You’re not looking so bad yourself there, cowboy,” you said as you flicked the brim of his hat. Ace smiled as he blushed at your compliment. And there he was, the boy that you’d had to leave behind all those years ago. You’d never forget that face.

“Aren’t you going to introduce us to this beauty?” Twin-Blade had evidently relaxed since his outburst and was flashing you a toothy smile. 

“Oh, right. This is Dreamy. We grew up together on Dawn Island.” You laughed again.

“Aww, no one’s called me that in a long time, I missed it. But I guess you probably haven’t been called ‘Squace’ either.”

“Come, sit with us for a moment,” requested Izo. “I have so many questions about how all this happened,” he said, gesturing to Ace as a whole.

“Don’t want to interrupt your card game,” you said with a twinkle in your eye. 

“C’mon, we haven’t seen each other in years. I wanna catch up,” Ace pleaded with those puppy dog eyes you’d never been able to say no to.

“If you insist,” you said, grabbing an empty chair and hauling it to the table at which they were seated. You sat next to Ace, so close your thighs were almost touching. You knew Ace, of course, but the rest you only knew by their wanted posters. 

“So, you two grew up in the same town yoi?” The Phoenix asked. You and Ace exchanged a look.

“Not exactly. I lived way up in the mountains, Ace lived a little closer to the town.” 

“Then how did you meet if you were living so far apart?” You smirked at Ace, ready to tell the childhood story. He tried shaking his head to stop you.

“Dreamy, don’t. It’s embarrassing,” Ace whined. 

“I must, I must! I caught Ace spying on me when I was bathing in the river. So I broke his nose,” you said, reminiscing. The other men at the table laughed uproariously, while Ace turned as red as the beads around his neck.  

“I mean, I set it for him afterwards. He didn’t complain about it too much either. After that, we were thick as thieves. Right, Squace?” You patted Ace’s cheek affectionately, and he leaned into your touch. You weren’t going to embarrass him too much but a little ribbing was always fun.

“Why do you call him Squace?” Izo asked curiously.

“Ah, because his forehead is almost perfectly square. So square plus Ace, you get Squace.” His friends laughed heartily, Twin-Blade even with some tears in his eyes. Ace groaned.

“Then why does he call you Dreamy?” The Phoenix asked with a sly look. You had a feeling he already knew.

“Because I was the dreamiest girl he’d ever seen in his whole life ,” you said with a smile, putting your palms under your chin, your hands framing your face like a flower.

“All right, all right, enough with the kid stuff,” Ace said, still red as a tomato. 

“I’m just teasing you. I missed you a lot,” you told him in a sweet tone. “I’ve been keeping up with you, I have a copy of all your bounty posters. I got worried when I stopped seeing the Spade pirates, but it seems you’ve found your place,” you said gesturing around the table.

“Oh, sorry. Let me introduce everyone. This is Thatch, Izo, and Marco. We’re all Whitebeard Commanders.” Ace looked proud of himself and his friends. He had a right to be, it was incredibly impressive. They inclined their heads at you and waved as Ace said their names. Good looking buncha pirates, you thought. 

“Pleased to meetcha,” you said, saluting them with a finger. You’d been working on the Grand Line for years, but you’d never run into Whitebeard Commanders before. 

“Do you really have all my posters?” Ace asked, flabbergasted.

“Mm-hmm. In my best waterproof trunk for safekeeping. I take ‘em off the walls as soon as they’re updated, only taking the best copies. By the way, I saw Luffy’s starting to make a name for himself.” You weren’t as close with Luffy, Ace hadn’t brought him up the mountain that many times. Still, you kept the kid’s posters too. 

Ace beamed with pride, “yeah, he’s left Dawn Island too.”

“Does he still want to be -”

“The King of the Pirates,” you and Ace finished the sentence together. Even though you’d only met Luffy a handful of times, he’d mentioned his dream…a lot. 

“You’ve gotta tell us more about Ace as a kid,” Thatch begged. 

“Nah, that’s long behind us, I wanna hear about life with Whitebeard . ” You didn’t want to embarrass Ace too much in front of his crewmates. You did have quite a few Ace stories up your sleeve, but you didn’t want to injure his pride. Ace puffed up as he told you about how he was the Second Division Commander, how he’d tried to kill Whitebeard for 100 days, how he’d met Red Haired Shanks and thanked him for saving Luffy’s life, how he’d gotten his devil fruit on Sixis along with a first mate, and many other tales of adventure. He didn’t mention how attractive he’d become, how his lean muscles moved when he shifted, or how his adorable freckles made you want to kiss him all over his face. 

Your cheeks hurt from so much smiling and laughing at his tales. Now you were seeing the other side of Ace you’d missed. As he told his stories, he had swagger, confidence, charm, and humor. It was easy to see why people liked him and how he’d risen to prominence so young, he was effortlessly charismatic. Even when you were kids, you knew he’d do something great with his life. You didn’t have as much confidence about your own path. As he talked about his current life, you noticed all the other Commanders egging him on to tell more and more stories. They obviously cared for him and supported him. You were happy for Ace - he had a hard childhood, born under an unlucky star. He seemed to have found a new family to love him, which he deserved in spades. 

“But what about you?” Ace asked, “what have you been up to? Are you on a pirate crew?”

“Can’t you tell I’m a Marine?” you said sarcastically, gesturing to your outfit. You were wearing a very short dress, tall ass-kicking boots and had a knife strapped to your thigh. “No, I’m just joking. I tried the pirate thing. It wasn’t for me. I’m a mover.”

“A mover? What does that mean?” Ace asked, tilting his head like a puppy. He was so goddamn cute, you wanted to eat him up. You remembered him being a good looking kid, but nothing like this. 

“Just what I said. I move stuff. For a price.” 

“Like, you pick up couches and pianos and stuff?” 

“Something like that,” you replied cryptically. You were building anticipation, but you wanted to show off a little for Ace. Ace looked at you with just as much admiration as he always had and it did something to you. You’d missed the feeling of being someone’s crush and you wanted to relive it.

“You look smaller than you were at 15. How do you move heavy things?” Ace asked, looking you up and down. You absolutely loved it when he gave as good as he got.

“Oi! I’m not smaller! You just got bigger! And besides, like this,” you said, bringing your hands out in front of you. You turned your right and left hands one after the other, like you were twisting a doorknob. A blue portal opened under a beer that had just been set in front of Thatch. The full glass fell into the portal, coming out from an orange portal you’d opened right in front of you. You grabbed the beer before it smashed onto the table, and took a sip. Ace’s mouth was hanging open. You gently closed it for him with your palm. The other Commanders were looking with sharp interest. 

“I ate the move-move no Mi,” you explained. “It allows me to, well, move things. I can open a blue portal and anything that goes through it comes out the orange one. It’s handy. So I made a business where I move large or difficult things, for a high price. That’s what I do.” Well, that was one of the things you did. 

You could see Ace bubbling with questions. You looked at him indulgently, and said “go ahead, ask.” You answered question after question about your devil fruit from both him and his friends. How big could you make the portals (no size limit, but the larger the portal the more energy it took to operate), how much could you fit through the portal (no limit, but it did come out the other side the same size), can you move people (yes, including yourself), how far can you cast the portals (as far as you can see with your naked eye), and was there anything between the portals (no, they were directly connected, no space in between them). You showed off a few tricks, having your hand come out of the table, taking Marco’s glasses off his face and putting them on your own without getting up, simple things like that. After a long while you had enough, you didn’t like talking about yourself all that much. Besides, you had work to do the next day.

“Alright, alright. Listen, Ace, I’ve gotta go now but I’d love to catch up more. How long are you on this island?” 

“Coupla days, I think. Are you staying here for a few as well? Can we meet up for dinner? Here? At 6? Tomorrow?” His voice was going up in pitch the more questions he asked. He was so flustered, you couldn’t help but smile. And tease him just a little more.

“Mmhmm, that’s what’s nice about working for myself. I can leave - or not - when I want. See you tomorrow, cowboy,” you said, kissing his cheek and sauntering away. Ace blushed again. So goddamn cute.

~~~

Ace POV

Ace, along with most of the bar patrons, watched your hips swish out the doors of the bar. He hung his head. “Alright, have at it,” he grunted. He knew he was due for a large amount of teasing from his brothers. 

“Nah, that’d be no fun. First crushes are a sacred thing, man.” Thatch clapped Ace on the shoulder. “Everyone remembers the first person who set their heart aflame,” Thatch said wistfully, grabbing at his chest. “Leo, I’ll never forget you or your washboard abs.”

“True, mine was a girl named Aiko,” Izou chimed in. “I met her at a soba shop. We spent one summer together, enjoying each other’s company at night.” Izou put his chin on his hand, lost in his own thoughts.

“Isabella did it for me,” Marco replied. “I saw her in a swimming suit when I was 10 and I was done for. We get it yoi. Besides, what’s there to say? She’s pretty, powerful fruit, fun to be around. Did she really break your nose?”

Ace was surprised at their mature responses. He thought they’d be eating him alive for all the information you’d brought up or for how hard he’d tried to impress you. There was something about seeing you again that made him feel exactly as he did when he was a boy. You were so cool, so charming, so sexy. He had always tried to impress you, but he never felt like he measured up. Maybe now he could redeem himself. 

“Yeah, she did. She was so angry she punched me in the face, still completely nude after getting out of the river.” Ace still remembered your perfect boobs from that day. He had thought about them…many times over his teen years.

“High spirited,” Thatch said, looking for a waitress to order another beer. 

“Yeah, you could say that,” Ace thought back on some of his memories with you. Most were fun, hunting, trapping, foraging, things like that. You’d taught him how to play cards, how to cheat at cards, how to tie knots, how to do a lot of basic things that no one had bothered to teach him. You were a shining spot in a rather bleak childhood and he’d held onto your memory dearly. Yes, he had Luffy, but he’d always been watching over Luffy, protecting him. Until you left, he felt like there was someone watching over him . 

“When was the last time you saw each other?” Izou asked, swirling his sake gently.

“Oh, well, we met when I was 11 and she left when I was 13… so she would have been 15, I think? She sailed off the island and I didn’t hear from her again. We’re only a couple years apart in age.”

Marco furrowed his brow. “She set sail at 15 yoi? With her family?” 

Ace shook his head. “No, she lived alone. No family. She just up and left one day,” Ace said, shrugging. It had broken his heart when he’d realized you really weren’t coming back for him. The two of you had talked endlessly about leaving Dawn Island, but he always thought you’d do it together. 

“So, she lived by herself as an orphan child, in the mountains, and set sail alone at 15? What the fuck was happening on your island yoi? She’s lucky to be alive and not enslaved.” Ace hadn’t really thought about it that way. It was all normal to him - he was basically feral until Makino and Sabo had helped him. Why did you set sail so young? Maybe he’d ask you tomorrow. 

“And what about those portals, man?” Thatch exclaimed, getting his hands on a frosty glass. “Really interesting. I wonder if she fights with ‘em. Like you think you’re gonna slice her but bam! You’ve just stabbed yourself in the side.” The others agreed, and talked about various applications they’d use it for. Marco, of course, was curious about its medical application and if it could be used surgically. Ace’s imagination ran wild when he saw your power. He really wanted to see more of it in action. 

“Well, you’re all gonna hafta wait to find out,” Ace declared. “None of you are welcome to meet up with her tomorrow.” He folded his arms across his chest.

“And why is that Squace ?” Izou said with a grin. Ah, there it was. It was bound to happen sooner or later. He knew with the kind of details that you’d shared there’d be no way they could resist the bait. 

“Yeah, show us your forehead!” Thatch reached for Ace’s neck, trying to get him into a headlock. Thatch wrestled with Ace playfully while Izou and Marco watched, cheering Thatch on.

“We wanna see the square yoi!” 

“Is that why you have those curtain bangs? And wear that hideous hat?”

“C’mon Thatch, aim for his sides yoi, he’s ticklish!” 

“Don’t let his dreaminess get in your way!” 

It was all good fun. Ace wasn’t using his fruit power and Thatch was a good wrestler so it was pretty even. They had to stop when they smashed a table and got in trouble with the waitress. Afterwards, they walked back to the Moby Jr, where they were all sleeping for the night. Maybe Ace should rent a hotel room for tomorrow? Nah, that would be too much. He didn’t know if you were actually interested or just being a flirt. Either way, he was looking forward to seeing you tomorrow night. 

~~~

Your POV

You took your time getting ready to meet up with Ace. You were traveling through the Grand Line alone, so you didn’t have a ton of stuff with you. You were always ready to leave at a moment’s notice, grab-and-go style. Even so, you put in your best effort.  He was so good looking, he had to have a lot of experience with women. You wanted to live up to his expectations. You gave yourself a final twirl in the bathroom mirror and left your hotel room. Well, not exactly your room, you weren’t paying for it. You just portaled yourself into empty rooms and it usually worked out just fine.

Ace was even better looking in person than you’d seen in his posters. Sure, you pulled whenever you wanted to, but this was Ace . You’d thought about him so many times over the years, the sweet kisses you’d shared together as you “taught him how to kiss properly.” He was so special to you, really the only good thing that had ever happened to you on that shithole island. Sure you could be witty and flirty, but beneath that was an intense desire to not completely fuck this up.

You arrived at the bar around 6 and took a seat. You didn’t see him yet, and portaled yourself a beer while you waited. It was always amusing to switch things around and watch people’s confusion. You had just switched a guy’s fork and knife back and forth for the fifth time when you spotted Ace through the window. You’d enjoyed meeting his fellow Commanders but hoped they wouldn’t join in. You smiled and raised your glass, showing him you were there. He smiled that beautiful 1,000 watt smile that made your heart stop. He walked up to your table and plopped down. 

“What’s cookin’, good lookin’?” You couldn’t stop yourself, teasing him was so fun and easy.

“What’s going on, Dreamy? Starting without me?” You grinned and portaled him a menu to look for something to drink. Ace took the menu cheerfully. 

“What are you drinking? Looks good.” 

“Oh, ah, I just sort of grabbed it, I’m not sure where it is on the menu.” You didn’t offer to take the menu either.

“Isn’t that nice, you taking care of me on the first date?”

“ Is this our first date? I seem to recall some other times we were together…” The two of you spent hours together, drinking and chatting, reminiscing over old memories. It felt you’d been separated for months, not years. You’d clicked since the moment you’d met as kids and things were no different now. 

After your first round, he handed you the menu again. “Whatcha thinking about drinking next?” You glanced over it but didn’t take it from him.

“You pick, I don’t care.”

After a few hours and many drinks, you were tipsy and wanted to get a little more forward with your flirting. 

“Ace, let’s get out of here. I wanna take a walk.” You didn’t wait for his response, just made a large portal, grabbed his arm, and brought him through it. You held him up by his waist since it was disorienting the first few times to go through a portal. He sagged against you, looking a little worse for the wear. 

“But what about the bill, we didn’t pay -”

You waved off his concern. “I left money on the table. I know you’ll be here a few more days, I won’t getcha banned from the place. Don’t worry about it.” You weren’t lying, you did actually pay for the drinks you’d ordered. With someone else’s money. Usually you’d just portal yourself some money from a marine base or some noble’s house when you needed some cash. So what? It wasn’t like the Marines or some fat cats would miss a few thousand Beri. You weren’t exactly a pirate, you didn’t have a crew or your own boat. You just sailed around for work, taking what you wanted and then leaving. It was similar-ish to piracy but not exactly the same. Your moral compass didn’t have any objections and your wallet didn’t either. 

Ace recuperated quickly and was excited at having gone through a portal. You could tell he was going to start asking you more questions, so you put your hand on his shoulder and backed him into the brick wall right behind him. You put your hand on the wall behind him, even though he was taller than you.

“Ace, you wanna try something I’ve been thinking about?” Ace nodded solemnly. You slowly inched your face closer to his, bringing your mouth near his face. Ace put his hands around your waist, bringing you closer. You gripped his bare shoulders tightly and exhaled into his ear. Ace shivered but didn’t move. You knew what he thought was going to happen but you couldn’t resist. 

“Do you wanna try joining our devil fruit powers together?” you whispered seductively into his ear. You thought you’d tease him but he quickly turned the tables on you. He leaned back further against the wall and leaned his foot against it, like he was getting comfortable. He moved one of his hands from your waist to behind your neck, pulling you even closer.

“I can think of something else I’d like to do together,” he whispered as an answer. You loved seeing this side of Ace. Maybe he’d gotten his footing after catching up with you at the bar. “It’s been a while since my last lesson. I’d like to show you what I’ve learned.”

“I’d like that too,” you said huskily. He brought both of his hands up to cradle your face, bringing his lips down to your own. You were looking up at his freckled face, yearning written all over yours.

“I can tie a monkey’s fist knot in under two minutes,” he said, ghosting his lips on yours as he spoke. He didn’t kiss you, just released your face from his hands and returned them to your waist. Your mouth dropped open and he closed it with his palm, like you’d done to him. It was your turn to flush while he smirked. Oh, he’d grown up all right. 

Once your face returned to a normal color, you punched Ace in the shoulder. “That’s not funny!”

“I think it’s pretty funny,” Ace said languidly. You huffed, but smiled after. You liked playing the game as much as he did.

“I do wanna try combining our powers though, for real. I wanna see if we can send flames through a portal.” Ace’s eyes lit up. 

~~~

It wasn’t even a big fire on the Moby Jr., you didn’t see what the issue was. It was put out pretty quickly, too. Besides, Ace had set the ship on fire before, you could see the scorch marks on the deck. Yes, it was late at night and everyone was sleeping but you had successfully combined your powers, wasn’t that interesting? The Phoenix apparently did not think so.

“What were you thinking yoi?” Marco said, shaking his head at the two of you. You felt like you were being scolded by a parent. You were gonna let Ace take the lead on this one.

“Um…we were trying to see if we could find a new battle strategy?” Ace answered, trying to see if that would satisfy Marco.

“Why would you want to battle our own ship yoi?” Marco replied, exasperated. You snickered, what a bad answer. “And you, Dreamy,” Marco said, rounding on you, “I expected better from you.” Your laughter stopped in the face of the stern half transformed Phoenix in front of you. Dang, this is what guilt felt like. 

“We can fix it in the morning. What do we need? Wood? Money?” You weren’t worried. You could get those things no problem. There was a Marine base on the other side of the island, easy pickings.

Marco had a chilling grin on his face. “Oh no, yoi. You have to buff that out by hand. Sandpaper, vinegar, that kind of thing. See you tomorrow, bright and early yoi.” Marco walked away, smoothing his feathers. You glared at Ace behind Marco’s back. 

“What?! It wasn’t all my fault! I don’t control the portals!” You weren’t actually mad, it had been really fun to blast things with fire, even if it meant more work tomorrow. And yes, maybe you had partially been at fault. But it’s not like you were going to disobey the First Division Commander of the Whitebeard Pirates, so you’d be working with Ace tomorrow morning to fix the ship. You’d had worse jobs.  You put your arm around his waist and leaned your head on his shoulder.

“Guess I’ll be under you tomorrow, Commander. Maybe for the whole day,” you said silkily.

“I can be a stern taskmaster, hope you’re up for it,” he cooed.

“I’ve been known to enjoy a little strict supervision now and again,” you murmured close to his ear.

“Goodnight, Squace.” You turned to him and stood on your toes, asking with your eyes once more for a kiss. 

“Goodnight, Dreamy,” as he leaned in to capture your lips with his, you escaped through a portal at your feet in the last second, leaving only the echoing sound of your laughter. 

[eldritch-alicedoll]

his princess sketch version

Since I make it for my portfolio so I want to post my sketch hehe

[kabumisun]

read left - > right

she ace on my trap til i pola

[anbaisai]

AU where Mostro Lounge launches it as an official sporting event, because Azul smelled the business opportunity (featuring @raven-at-the-writing-desk's Miss Raven with Jade)

(Continuation of the book 4 mystery)

Bonus of the nefarious opportunistic octopus:

[brairslair]

just thinking abt relationship dynamics with the op boys <33

EVERYONE IS 18+ (minors dni)

a/n: currently have one piece brain rot and it is consuming me so here’s this! fem!reader and very suggestive + mentions sex, but no actual smut. NOT PROOFREAD 🙏🏻

don’t forget to like, reblog, comment, and follow to support my work! it always makes me day mwah

“of course i’m serious”

luffy:

in usual luffy fashion, one of your very first interactions ends with him trying to convince you to join his pirate crew

at first you’re hesitant, rightfully so, having just met the guy

however, you’re quickly persuaded by his happy-go-lucky personality and loyalty to his crew

after finally joining the crew yourself, your relationship with luffy gradually melts from just being friendly crew mates to being so close that you would put your life on the line for him at a moment’s notice

he seems to have that effect on people

while you grow close with all of the strawhats, your relationship with luffy is different

within a few months you already feel like you’ve known him your entire life

the two of you never have a dull moment together

while you love to entertain his antics, you also know when to stay level headed and keep him grounded

and while your work ethic is always valued on the ship, luffy can always get you to relax and have a good laugh when you need a break

eventually the two of you start to literally finish each other’s sentences, and it freaks everyone else out every time

you balance each other out perfectly

the two of you can talk and laugh for hours and not get tired of each other’s company

definitely tries to teach you a little portuguese but does not have the patience

you guys have friendship bracelets and he never takes his off

over the years, your relationship begins to grow from best friends to something more

you notice the shift far before luffy does

luffy picks up on little changes, like the weird tingly feeling he gets in his stomach when he makes you laugh

he doesn’t really think much of it though and brushes it off

probably assumes he’s just hungry…

in fact, luffy probably doesn’t really comprehend his feelings until someone spells it out for him, but in his head it doesn’t really change anything

you’ve always been his go to, and that won’t change now

the shift from platonic to romantic is gradual, natural, and if you ask robin, entirely inevitable

(she predicted this from the very beginning when the crew met you in your hometown)

he’s confident and honest with you in sharing the way he feels once he comes to the realization, and you allow him the same courtesy

he doesn’t feel any reason to hide or be embarrassed about his feelings

to him, being your boyfriend just means being your best friend except better because you get to hold hands and kiss and stuff

nothing is awkward when you start dating

it just feels right

he’s always been a very touchy person, even before you started dating

now that you’re together though, he loves cuddling

sleeping just isn’t as comfy anymore if he isn’t laying on you

definitely bites you sometimes and he says it’s because you’re so awesome that he doesn’t know what else to do with himself

he holds your hand all the time and likes to swing them back and forth when you walk together

he also likes to carry you on his shoulders because it makes you laugh

he doesn’t really use pet names for you often, if at all, but he really likes it when you use them for him

will, however, give you absolutely ridiculous nicknames that he finds cute

he has obviously never had a girlfriend before you

he wasn’t really concerned with romance or sex at all actually until you

you definitely have to teach him a lot

like what you’d like to do on dates

and how to kiss

luffy didn’t really understand the appeal of kissing, but you seemed to want to do it so he figured he’d give it a try

after kissing you for the first time he can’t get enough

definitely understands now

a super messy kisser (ofc)

gets giddy when you smile or laugh into his kisses

he smiles into your kisses a lot himself because he’s just so happy to be with you

you also have to teach him about the concept of pda and public etiquette, because otherwise he just does not care and will literally start making out with you in front of the entire crew simply because he wants to kiss you

sex is of course also very new to luffy, and like kissing, he does not understand the appeal until you test the waters with him and his mind is blown

he didn’t realize it would be so fun

it’s almost always sloppy, but he’s very attentive to your requests and desires

he takes in everything you teach him and improves upon it, because he loves making you happy more than anything

kind of a little shit sometimes though because he definitely overstimulates you without even realizing it

never intentionally mean though, but can be a huge tease entirely by accident

loves giving you pretty things he finds like rocks, shells, and any cool trinkets he finds laying around

he just gets so excited to share everything with you, and you’re always the first person he wants to talk to about everything

even if it seems as simple as finding a cool rock

other than sprinkling in more couple-y things, your relationship dynamic really does remain the same as it had always been, best friends

the two of you never take life too seriously, and just allow yourselves to enjoy each other’s company

luffy may not be the most “romantic” boyfriend in a traditional sense, but he will do absolutely anything to see you happy and safe, and you the same for him

he doesn’t need to do any grand gestures to give you butterflies in your stomach

you are each other’s safe space

the two of you said the L word to each other well before you became a couple, but the first time he says it romantically is when you personally cook a three course meal and bake him his favorite sweets to celebrate his birthday

saying those words to each other feels so natural that you almost don’t realize you hadn’t been saying it this whole time until now

will willingly share his food with you if you ask, which is genuinely mind blowing to everyone including yourself

if he proposes to you it will be super out of the blue and unplanned, completely catching you off guard

the two of you could just be talking, having a normal conversation, maybe getting some work done around the ship, when all of a sudden he’s just like

“hey, do you wanna get married?”

probably heard sanji talking about weddings or something and was like, oh! we’re in love, we should get married too!

obviously you can’t legally get married being pirates trying to slip under marine radar, so luffy has franky make you both simple rings out of pieces of sea glass you picked out

the rings have each other’s initials engraved into them

after that, the two of you consider yourselves married and the rest of the crew follows suit

not much changes in your relationship other than your titles

he’ll proudly tell people you’re his wife if you do something cool in a fight or someone asks about you or something

but even without a proposal or a ring, the two of you were always going to be forever

zoro:

when you first meet zoro, you see him as cocky, brazen, and extremely annoying

the two of you clash almost immediately

after luffy somehow manages to convince you to join the crew, the close proximity only makes it worse

the two of you are constantly at each other’s throats, taking any opportunity to push each other’s buttons

nami often jokes that “the two of you bicker like an old married couple”, which does not go over well with either of you

for months the two of you are rivals, making everything a competition to see who’s better than the other

however, after a while you begin to see zoro’s true colors through the cracks

his dedication to his craft, the respect he has for luffy, the kindness he tries to mask beneath a hardened exterior, and his absolute undying loyalty

it makes you begin to wonder why you began to dislike him in the first place

over time, your bickering becomes less venomous and more playful, bantering back and forth for the fun of it

you pick up new habits like sparring with zoro every day, telling him it’s because “the only way to beat your rival is to know his weaknesses”

or zoro waking you up at the crack of dawn to do laps around the deck because he heard you say you weren’t a morning person once, except he brings you coffee exactly the way you like it, every time

eventually your relationship snowballs into friendship

the two of you still bicker and banter, butting heads every once in a while

but now you also laugh at each other’s jokes

and sit together in comfortable silence just to be in each other’s presence

and eventually, you get to the point where the two of you can share your deepest, darkest secrets, fears, and desires, that nobody else is allowed to hear

he makes you feel safe, and you know you are with him

without even realizing it, your relationship starts sinking into something much deeper than friendship

whenever you’re off the ship, zoro is almost always at your side, practically attached to you, making sure you’re never in harms way

the two of you can basically read each other’s minds, seemingly able to communicate without a single word shared between you

neither of you are even conscious of your feelings for one another until nami catches the two of you sound asleep on the desk with your head resting in zoro’s lap and runs to tell usopp

when you do begin to realize how you feel, neither of you bring it up, too afraid to ruin what you already have

but you don’t need to

your bodies and minds are practically interlinked, bending at each other’s will

your relationship stays mostly the same, only gradually and organically becoming closer

running errands together on new islands, napping together more often than you do apart, sitting next to each other during meals, etc

eventually your mutual feelings become almost unbearable, and you finally cross the line between friends and lovers

you would probably have to be the one to make the first move, because not only is zoro insanely stubborm, but he’s also uncharacteristically easily flustered

your first kiss feels like pieces clicking into place, or feeling the warmth of the sun in the dead of winter

as cheesy as it sounds, it feels like home

there’s no conversation about feelings, or asking you to be his girlfriend, you just are

like all the seasons of your relationship, the shift is slow, and goes unnoticed for a while by most of your crew mates

robin, nami, and usopp are the first to notice, seeing you fall asleep against his chest instead of his lap, or seeing you whispering secret conversations up in the crows nest when you think the others are asleep

eventually everyone is made aware of your relationship when you challenge zoro to a drinking game at a party, ending with you getting drunk off your ass and kissing him before immediately passing out against his shoulder

zoro is not a fan of pda, so for the most part, your relationship remains the same around the crew and on islands

still bickering and making up stupid competitions to challenge yourselves, but now theres a softer, more intimate side to your relationship

he will occasionally do passive agressieve little things to rub your relationship in sanji’s face though if he’s flirting with you too much for his liking

like whispering something dirty in your ear to make you get all flustered, or wrapping his arm around your waist to guide you into the dining room

he partly does it to get a rise out of sanji, sure, but mostly because he loves the reaction it gets out of you

the bond you share is clearly special, and thats something that everyone can see

however, your relationship is much different when you’re alone

it’s much more domestic

quieter

you know each other like the back of your hands at this point, so sometimes theres no need for words

the silence is soothing

other times, the two of you can talk for hours

he’ll gladly listen to you ramble on about anything and everything thats on your mind if you want to

and he’ll hang onto every word

he’s also a bit more touchy and vocal in private

he’ll massage your sore muscles after a particularly tough sparring session

or rub his thumb across your hip where he holds you against his chest, mumbling compliments into your hair

he’s another man who never really thought about relationships until you came along, so he’s quite inexperienced in a lot of areas

he picks up quickly and adapts, following the signals that your body sends him and adjusting accordingly

sex with him is either extremely intimate and gentle, or he’s being a total pain in the ass and teasing the shit out of you

either way, he’s hyper aware of your every move and action

his main objective is always to please you, because he quite literally would do anything for you

in his eyes you deserve the world handed to you on a silver platter, and he wants to be the one holding the plate

neither of you need to hear the words to know that you love each other irrevocably

you can see it in every move that he makes, and he can hear it in the beating of your heart

when the words are shared it’s in the hushed privacy that only you will ever share, or after a particularly life threatening battle

zoro knows that he’s yours forever like he knows he needs oxygen to breathe, but he’s also not a sappy romantic like the cook

he would bring up the idea of marriage in casual conversation to see where your head is at

the two of you have extremely healthy communication, always 100% honest with each other

if you don’t like the idea of marriage he would drop the subject and never bring it up again, content to just be with you

but if you do like the idea of getting married, he would propose right then (very informally)

“why don’t we get married then?”

“are you serious?”

“of course i’m serious. let’s get married.”

the two of you would pick out simple wedding bands on the next island you docked at, stealing away for the day to allow yourselves to bask in your new beginning

the rest of the crew would also totally freak out at dinner when they see the sparkling new jewelry adorning your fingers

sanji:

as we all know, sanji is a lover of women

he’s also a hopeless romantic

from the moment you join the crew, he’s completely head over heels

he thinks you are absolutely the most stunning woman he’s ever laid eyes on in his life

while he dotes on you, you don’t really pay him any mind at all at first

you see the way he treats other women, and you know he’s simply a flirt by nature, so why would it be any different when it’s aimed towards you?

and it first, it’s really not that much different

he just finds you mesmerizing, but it’s nothing more than an infatuation

but as some time goes by and he and the rest of crew get to know you, it turns into something more

you become friends first, quickly forming a strong bond

you keep him company while he cooks, allowing him to teach you different techniques and recipes

you listen to him talk about his dreams, and he returns the favor, judgement free

sanji quickly realizes he’s fallen for you

like for real

the feeling scares him at first, never having felt so many intense emotions about one person before

but the fear is quickly overcome by determination to devote himself to you in every way

he takes care of your every need, defends your honor when necessary, and is always there for you when you need a listening ear or a shoulder to cry on

you don’t catch onto your feelings until months after sanji pinpointed his, long after you had already plummeted far away from feelings that could be considered platonic

you make the first move, and neither of you hesitate to leap right into it

he set’s up dates for the two of you frequently

compliments you up and down, every word sincere

he gets super flustered and giddy when you compliment his cooking

never forgets an anniversary, valentines day, or your birthday, and always goes all out to make sure it’s extra special for you

sanji isn’t inexperienced per-se, but he also hasn’t been with many women

however, he has a talent for this sort of thing, and his movements are smooth and fluid, never unsure

he kisses you like a man starved, gentle at first, quickly becoming more passionate and hungry because you’re absolutely irresistible

he’s handles you the same way in the bedroom

gentle and passionate

sanji always finds a way to make sex super romantic

he likes to hold your hand, and give you kisses, and tell you how much he loves you

he has a CD burned with a bunch of super sweet love songs, and it doubles as a slow dance playlist and a sex playlist

after you become official, it’s no secret to the crew

sanji is practically shouting it from the rooftops

he’s even more over the top than before, waiting on you hand and foot

loves holding you, and intertwining your fingers when the two of you go looking for ingredients on whatever island you’re docked at

loves hugs and cuddles obviously

always holds doors open for you, pulls out your chair, offers you his coat, and kisses your hand like a proper gentleman

also uses so many pet names for you that you can’t even keep track of them all

still a massive flirt even though you’re already his, and reaffirm that truth every single day

your relationship is very flirty in general

he can dish it out way better than he can take it

he gets flustered sooooo easily when you give him a taste of his own medicine

even though he’s quite eccentric in the way he loves you, he can also be really soft when the moment’s right

the two of you can giggle about stupid hypotheticals one second and be having a deep philosophical conversation the next

sanji tells you he loves you for the first time within like the first 3 weeks of you dating

and he means it 100% too

he absolutely worships you and thinks he must have been a saint in a past life to be able to deserve you reciprocating his feelings

sanji’s known since the very beginning that he was going to marry you some day

as romantic as he is, he cooks you a wonderful meal, just for the two of you

he lights up the place with dozens of candles and rose petals scattered everywhere

and by some miracle he summons the will power to get through dinner with you, before finally beginning his long speech, pouring out all of his love for you like poetry

he kneels on one knee before you, and the ring is barley slipped onto your finger before he has your back pressed against the kitchen counter

oops!

the two of you throw a little ceremony with the crew on the next island you dock at, with vows and a dress and everything

sanji refused to let you settle for anything less than perfect, because you deserved to have a real wedding

his vows are gut wrenchingly gorgeous btw

cries when he sees you walking down the aisle

he makes sure to call you “my wife” as much as humanly possible, and kisses your ring all the time

usopp:

you and usopp became friends pretty much the second you joined the crew

you both have such a similar sense of humor, and you love listening to his ridiculous stories

he lovessss gossiping with you and it’s your favorite pastime

and of course you help him craft his weapons

the two of you are basically inseperable

you do absolutely everything together

you help each other get through your day to day tasks, talking and joking your way through them

you watch him practice his aim and cheer him on

you like laying down together and looking at the shapes the clouds make

you sit next to each other at meals most of the time so that you can gossip with your eyes

but sometimes if you sit across from each other you have staring contests

you don’t know when or how it happened, but somewhere over the years you and usopp fell desperately in love with each other

everyone knows how you feel for each other, hell even you know how usopp feels about you, but he’s completely oblivious to it all

the only reason you haven’t made a move yet is because nami made a bet with you to see how long it takes him to fess up, and neither of you are allowed to “interfere”

he finally confesses to you one night after a long celebration for another strawhat victory

you always make fun of him for being such a lightweight, but tonight it really shows

completely wasted after only two shots, he finally professes his love for you

nami won the bet, but you honestly couldn’t care less

the next day he’s probably super embarrassed, but once you tell him you feel the same way he’s SO relieved

he gets flustered so easily it’s a little humorous

you barely even have to do anything to make him a blushing stuttering mess

most of the time you do it by accident

he has a staring problem because everything you do is so mesmerizing to him

you take your relationship fairly slow

he gets insanely flustered every time you hold his hand

he LOVES cuddling but he has to hide his face against you because he gets so dazed just by being so close to you

the first time you kissed him he almost passed out

he cannot believe you actually want to be with him

once he’s more comfortable with the concept that you really do want him as much as he wants you, he kisses you all the time

your cheeks, your nose, your forehead, your knuckles, and most importantly, your lips

his kisses are gentle and cautious at first, growing more confident the longer you’re together, but still always soft

the crew thinks you’re the cutest couple ever, sometimes disgustingly so

usopp is extremely inexperienced, despite the stories he tells that suggest otherwise, so you make sure to let him set the pace

when he’s ready to take the relationship a step further, he’s a bit clumsy at first, but eager to learn

talks a big game, but when it comes down to it he always “lets you” take the lead

loves bragging about you and telling people that you’re his girlfriend

he’s just so proud to be with you

literally thinks you’re the coolest person ever

you guys are still best friends even though you’re also so much more than that

you still gossip, and do your work together, and make ridiculous jokes, and are there for each other no matter what

if marriage is something you want, you would have to hint at it heavy

because he is not going to come up with the idea to propose otherwise

not because he doesn’t want to marry you, but simply because he’s never even thought about marriage like that before

it take him weeks to work up the courage to finally propose, but he would do it all “the right way” because you deserve a real proposal

takes you out on the deck to watch the sunset and then he’s down on one knee with a ring box in hand

gets teary eyed asking you to marry him, and cries happy tears with you when you say yes

you would have a simple ceremony on the ship, just vows, rings, and a kiss, and just like that, you’re husband and wife

chopper would 100% be the ring bearer and nami would be the flower girl

brags about you, and makes sure to include you in all of his stories

no matter how long you guys have been together, his wild imagination never gets old

law:

you were on the brink of death when law found you, taking you onto the polar tang to perform a life saving operation

you could barely remember what even caused the injuries in the first place by the time you woke up, but you had never been more grateful in your entire life

you owed you’re life to him

so you insisted on joining his crew, promising to repay him for saving your life, even though he assured you it wasn’t necessary

you stayed anyways of course

your relationship started out strictly professional

he was the captain, and you were the crewmate

you were friendly with each other of course, but that was the extent of it

over time, you grew closer

you started getting tasked with him with his personal tasks while he worked, allowing the two of you to spend a lot of time in each other’s company

eventually your simple conversations became staying for hours after all the work had been completed just so that you could continue talking

you bonded over similar interests and shared knowledge, realizing you had more in common than you initially thought

after that the years seemed to fly by, blossoming friendship getting stronger until you could practically read each other’s thoughts, and then one day it all became much bigger than either of you had anticipated

you have both somehow managed to fall in love with each other, and neither of you dared to speak a word of it to anyone, even yourselves

you’re too scared of being rejected and humiliated, and law is absolutely terrified of being in love at all

he has absolutely no idea how to handle his feelings, so instead he bottles them up and stores them away in the hopes that they’ll just vanish

they don’t vanish

instead they get bigger and bigger, until it’s all consuming and he can’t think of a single thing that is not you

meanwhile, you’re trying desperately to suppress your own feeling and failing miserably

the two of dance around each other, tension so thick it radiated to everyone else on the crew

you’re interactions become shorter, both of you unable to be in the presence of the other for too long before you felt like you were going to say something stupid

eventually it all reaches a peak, and while working in his office one night he can’t fight his impulses, so before he can overthink it he finally just kisses you

his kiss is heated and filled with a million emotions he doesn’t know how to express with words

your relationship remains the same outside of your shared privacy, so most of the crew doesn’t even know you guys are together for months

if anyone does pick up on it, it’s because both of you are in considerably better moods for weeks after your first kiss

he lets you paint his nails and do his eyeliner

gets really affectionate when he’s tired

he isn’t the best communicator, but you’re patient and he tries his best

law is somewhat experienced, only having been with a few women in the past, but it’s enough for him to know what he’s doing

he has no problem taking the reigns, and easily slips any semblance of control right out of your grasp

sex is either super soft and romantic or he’s really mean, depends on his mood

loves having his hands all over you whenever he can

also gets really cocky and his smile when he’s like that is deadly

doesn’t say it often, but makes sure to show you every day how much he absolutely adores you

he’s so in love with you it drives him a little crazy sometimes, but he doesn’t say that

instead he saves his smiles only for you, kisses every inch of your skin, and holds you impossibly close to him while he whispers sweet praises and confessions in your ear

when law does say “i love you”, he makes sure you know how much he means it

he cherishes your late night conversations, whispered beneath the sheets

while the crew does know of your relationship now, you still don’t really act like a couple at all in front of anyone else aside from very subtle things

you always make law coffee in the morning and he thanks you for it with a kiss to the cheek before getting breakfast

and he whispers things to you all the time, just wanting to share things with you even if he may not want to share them with the rest of the crew

your relationahip changes slightly you become his wife

he never really liked the idea of marriage, but with you, he’s open to anything that would make you happy

if you want to get married, that’s what will happen

the rings would be extremely simple, but engraved with something incredibly sweet to remind you of how much he loves you, even if he isn’t able to tell you so as often as he thinks he should

there wouldn’t be any ceremony, just the rings, but it’s enough for you

after that he’d be a bit more affectionate with you in front of the crew, the occasional peck, and domestic touches

it’s usually subconscious and goes unnoticed unless someone points it out

he can’t help himself, you’re his wife, and he’s surprised by how much he loves the new title on you

ace:

very flirty with you from the very beginning

compliments you all the time

thinks you’re the hottest person in the world and is very vocal about it

the two of you literally just flirt with each other like 24/7 but still say “we’re just friends”

pisses everyone else off

you know ace has a history with women, so you figured it was safe to assume that you simply followed that pattern

so the two of you go on like that for months, so obviously crazy about each other that it quickly becomes annoying to everyone around you

the solution? set you up, obviously

some of your crew mates make it their mission to finally get you two together

setting up romantic settings where the two of you just happen to be alone

pairing you up on chores and tasks

they may or may not lock the two of you together in a closet for like an hour

it only takes a few weeks to finally get you to crack

ace is a cocky bastard about it, but also literally bouncing off the walls because he’s wanted you for forever

he fell first, you fell harder type shit

huge dork

can be pretty childish sometimes, but in an endearing way

but he does know how to read the room and take things seriously when necessary

never fails to make you feel better if you’ve had a rough day

loves seeing you in his clothes !!!!

literally the biggest flirt and tease ever, no matter how long you’ve been together

very touchy and just wants to be close to you

despite the fiery passion woven through his personality, he kisses you like he has all the time in the world

extremely good kisser, and enjoys pulling away to watch you chase his lips and try to catch your breath wayyyyy too much

50% slutty and 50% the most romantic man on the planet

he’ll literally be making the most obscene noises in your ear and then say something so butterfly inducing and poetic that you feel like you could cry

very experienced, and it shows in everything he does

he knows exactly how to read what you need, and just what to do to have you a complete mess by the time he’s done with you

slutty waist 🗣️🗣️

king of the knee thing

loves when you give him hickeys too so he can show off that he’s yours

also pretty open about pda

he doesn’t like make out with you in the middle of a bar or anything, but he definitely does not shy away from showing you love just because there are people around either

your relationship is surprisingly mature, and you have really good communication

definitely would carry you on his back, shoulders, bridal style, or just pick you up and spin you around cause it makes you smile

if he proposes it would be planned, but not necessarily traditional or formal

he’d plan some sort of fun activity for the day, like a picnic or something, and then you turn around and he’s kneeling on the ground in front of you

would pick the PRETTIEST ring

he’d also be smiling like crazy through the entire proposal cause he wants to marry you right this second

as soon as the ring is on your finger he’s already making stupid jokes that have you rolling your eyes

would “elope” (unofficially) on an island and then see how long it takes for everyone to notice

possibly making a bet to see who catches on first

once the rest of the crew knows, he takes everyyyy opportunity to call you his wife or by his last name, and giggles like a kid every single time

asks are open!

[flyingbunniesart]

Had a sudden brainworm about both of them in cowboy outfits.... western AU klapollo.... hooo boi

[KOFI]

[0asisbliss]

He was so pretty. You wanted to baby him like he was tiny, but in reality he was bigger than you maybe not in size but l in power. He has the strength to crush you in the blink of an eye. But you disregarded that like it wasn’t even there and you were mesmerized not just by his actions but also his looks. God he is was such a pretty boy in and out.

Shalnark, Uvogin, KURAPIKA, Chrollo, Feitan, Phinks, Shizuku, Illumi, (HXH) Giyuu, Sanemi, Gyomei, MUZAN, (DS) GOJO, Geto, SUKUNA, CHOSO, Yuuta, Yuuji, (JJK) Lawliet, Light, Matsuda, (DN) Luffy, ACE, Law, Sanji, Shanks, (OP) Ranpo, DAZAI, Chuuya, (BSD) Aizawa, All might, Present Mic, (MHA) or any of your other favs.

[witch-craft-works]

Yuu during chapter 3

Yuu: Let me get this-*Bangs head on wall* let me get this straight DUMBASS!! You had plenty of time to study but you chose to go to the shadiest looking man to try and take the easy way

Ace, Deuce and Grim:

[portgasdbru]

DIRTY TEXT WITH ONE PIECE MEN

feat: luffy, zoro, sanji, ace, sabo, law, kid x f!reader

cw: strong language, crack, suggestive content

minors and ageless blog dni

[pandora-writes-one-piece]

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|Memento Amoris Aeterni| - Ace x Fem!Reader 🔞

Summary: You are a princess, the sole heir to the kingdom and a prized possession for your father, until he can sell you to the highest bidder. Because of your value, you have a personal guard, Sir Portgas, who seems bored to death with the task of watching over you. However, you realise that he's just hiding his feelings behind a mask. Yet perhaps now it is too late?

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|Forever| - Ace x Fem!Reader 🔞

Summary: It has been a year since Marineford and you still can't cope with the loss.

[inquisitor-runa]

Who fell first and who fell harder - One Piece edition

Zoro: He fell first and harder

Law: You fell first, he fell harder

Kid: He fell first and harder

Luffy: You fell first and harder

Ace: He fell first and harder

Shanks: You fell first, he fell harder

Crocodile: You fell first and harder

Mihawk: You fell first and harder

Buggy: He fell first and harder

Sanji: He fell first and harder

Sabo: He fell first, you fell harder

Marco: You fell first, he fell harder

Doflamingo: You fell first and harder

Rob Lucci: You fell first and harder

Corazon: He fell first and harder (literally and figuratively)

[shy-writer-999]

AHOY can i humbly request op men hcs for when they accidentally cum too early (monster trio + ace sabo law and kid) if you so desire 🤲

i got a couple requests about this same idea and i am so happy to oblige!! (afab reader) please note there are a handful of instances of "girl" being used in dirty talk! (´ ᴗ｀✿)

ZORO

He’s buried deep inside of you when he cums on accident.

He can’t help it, you’re just too wet and hot for him—he underestimated how close he was to cumming.

You’re both sitting up and you’re straddling him with your legs wrapped around him. Every time he fucks up into you, his tip nudges on your g-spot.

The dirty noises you make are what really drive him crazy.

Every time you say, “fuck Zoro,” or “feels so good, Zoro” his cock twinges—he can only take so much.

One particularly deep thrust and he’s convulsing and shuddering.

He can’t even get out a warning, he just explodes inside of you with a deep groan.

“Zoro, did you just cum? What the fuck”

“’m sorry babe”

His cum is leaking out of your cunt and you’re pouting because you were really looking forward to cumming on his cock.

“I wanted it, Zoro” >:(

He pulls out of you, and you whimper at the emptiness.

“I’ll make it up to you” he purrs in your ear, and you get goosebumps.

He picks you up and puts you on your back on the bed. He scoots down between your thighs and starts to fuck his cum back into you with his fingers.

“Does that feel good, baby?”

“Do you like it when I finger fuck you? You like how my fingers feel inside of you?”

You quickly become a fucked-out mess. He knows how to use his hands, that’s for sure.

He admires the cum seeping out of your entrance that he shoves back in with his fingers—it adds so much lubrication, and the idea that your wetness and his cum combined are being stuffed back inside of you gets him hard (again).

“Cum on my fingers, baby, juuusttt like that.”

SANJI

You’re riding him cowgirl-style when he cums inside you too early.

His hands are on your hips and he’s looking up at you, mesmerized by the way you roll your hips on his cock and by the way your tits bounce as you grind back and forth.

He’s lost in pleasure. Heat builds inside of him and every time you moan his name so sweetly, he gets closer to letting go.

Unexpectedly, his orgasm crashes on him like some huge wave, white-hot and crushing.

He bucks his cock up into you and his grip tightens on your hips, holding you in place.

He can feel your walls pulse around him, and you try to keep fucking him, not realizing what just happened—you’re confused at the fact that he’s making you stay still.

When you inspect his face further, he’s making that face, the face he makes when he orgasms.

His brows are pinched together, his eyes are closed, and his mouth is open. He’s making the cutest panting sounds and lets out the occasional muted whine.

“Fuck, my love, sorry”

“Sanji, did you just cum?”

“Mmmhmmm sweetheart, my bad”

He takes a couple moments more, surrendering to the last ripples of pleasure from his orgasm

“Just give me one minute and I’ll go for round two, gorgeous.”

His eyes are glossy, his cheeks are flushed, and his hair is ruffled—he looks messy, and it emphasizes how hot he is.

You make the move to pull off his cock, but his hands hold you in place.

“Hold on, angel, I’ll be ready in just a second.”

You huff and sigh, sitting there with his cock in you. It does feel good so there’s not much to complain about. Also, his refractory period is insane; he can go round after round, and he never fails to make you orgasm multiple times.

He’s like a rabid animal for your pleasure and he’ll do anything to get more.

After a few minutes, he’s ready to go again.

“Alright darling, keep riding me. Wanna feel you cum on my cock now.”

LUFFY

Luffy is fucking your doggy style with his chest pressing on your back.

His arms are wrapped around your waist and he’s fucking you hard and fast.

You have no clue what’s going on other than that Luffy is railing you into oblivion.

He’s literally feral and could fuck you for hours (and he does)

After so much toe-curling pleasure being extracted for your core, you’re sweaty, sticky, and dripping with own arousal.

There’s a small puddle underneath where he’s fucking you—drops of your own juices that have seeped downwards.

You can hardly talk at this point, the only word you can force out is his name “Luffy.”

In an instant he cums all over your insides, painting your insides white. It’s so much cum that it oozes out of your entrance and onto the base of his cock.

He knew that he shouldn’t have, but the orgasm had hit him like a train.

“Fuckkkk” he groans and pulls out of you.

“Luffy, did you just cum?” You’re annoyed because you had been so so close to orgasming.

“Yep” He’s nonchalant about it.

He doesn’t think it was such a big deal, but he knows that he should and will make you cum. He always does, so it’s no biggie if he released too early on this one. No matter what happens you will be more than satisfied.

So, he fingers you for a while until he can go again, then he fucks you so hard you see stars.

LAW

When he’s not making sweet love to you, he has a really dirty mouth.

He lets it all out shamelessly.

“Poor little thing. You need me to fix you up?”

His voice is deep and sounds like honey, with a sprinkle of smugness

He’d like you to beg him for it, he gets off on the idea that you need his cock so much you resort to being pathetic and whining for it.

“Yeah, you want my cock that badly? You wanna cum on my cock like a good girl?”

He’d fuck you prone bone and rub your clit at the same time, and when he gets tired of that he makes you ride him reverse cowgirl.

He is an ass man, there’s no question about it.

He’d grab fistfuls of your ass as he watches himself slide in and out of you.

As you spasm around his girthy cock, he starts feeling like he’s going to lose control.

He’d groan and growl at you to keep going, “ride it just like that and don’t stop.”

He’d throw in the occasional pet name—they only make an appearance in bed.

He’d praise you and tell you that you’re “doing such a good job for me, sweetheart, pussy feels like it’s made for me.”

Out of the blue, he’s cumming. He didn’t realize that he was at that point and he’s surprised.

“Fuck, fuck, I’m cumming, fuck.”

He loves to cum in you, but he pulls out at the last second and cums on your ass.

“Lawww,” you whine. “Wanted to cum on your cock. Why’d you pull out?”

He knows that he came far too early and he’s pretty embarrassed about it, he apologizes once but won’t say more than that.

His spur of the moment thinking is that if he pulled out before you orgasmed, he can eat you out until you cum on his tongue. He’s not a huge fan of a mouthful of his own cum so he had to prevent that.

When he goes down on you, he makes a real mess until his face and your thighs are covered in your juices.

He fingers you at the same time and alternates between licking your clit and fucking you with his tongue.

And boy, does he deliver. He eats you out so well that your orgasm is better than what it would have been if you came on his cock.

Your eyes roll back in your head, and you grab and pull on his hair so hard it hurts.

“All better now?”

ACE

Ace has you in a mating press, fucking you as deep as he can.

He has one of your thighs pushed up, his fingers are digging into your supple skin.

As he grunts out sweet things, he looks so damn hot.

His muscles are rippling, his hair is really messed up, and his freckles are scrunching up.

He just won’t shut up during sex, he knows you love hearing him.

“You’re so gorgeous with my cock in you.”

“Do you like how my cock feels, pretty girl?”

“So wet for me, sweetheart”

“Your cunt is so tight for me, beautiful, you’re doing such a good job.”

“Want you to cream on my cock, baby, let it all out for me.”

Before you actually can cream on his cock, the pace of his hips becomes frenzied and haphazard.

He’s groaning suspiciously deep and desperately—you wonder, is he about to cum?

He is, in fact, about to cum.

He gets so carried away by how your walls are squeezing him and how pretty your face looks that he shoots cum inside of you unexpectedly.

His hips come to a stop and he almost collapses on top of you.

“Fuck, babe, I’m so sorry, came too early” he’s pouting, you can tell he really is sorry.

You tell him it’s ok but he knows how badly you needed it.

“Let me make it up to you” he kisses your cheeks and forehead and then pulls out of you.

He goes to grab your vibrator and comes back.

Ace spreads your legs on the bed and one of his hands comes to hold your thigh down for better access.

He turns on the vibrator’s pulse setting and holds it up to your clit, you yelp in response.

"Fuck, Ace, feels so good” you keen his name as the vibrator’s pulses send zaps of electric pleasure to your core.

He starts to finger fuck you and you get to the point of orgasm rapidly.

“You’re doing such a good job, princess, just a little bit more.”

“Cum on my fingers, darling.”

You cum and gush all over his fingers.

Afterwards he gives you kisses and promises he’ll try his best not to cum too early next time.

SABO

Okay, so I DO want to write about Sabo but I fear I don’t know his personality much since he hasn’t reappeared where I’m at in the anime—it will only be in a few episodes though, I think! So I’m going to do my best guesses based on what I know about him. From my understanding he’s a little freak of a man, and by that I mean he’s HOT and I want him to be freaky in bed… Also he seems polite. AM I tripping or does it seem like he’d be the type to do love bites during sex and have a really dirty mouth? And he could get a little possessive…

Am I just projecting? … Probably. So here’s what I came up with:

He’s fucking you in missionary when he cums too early.

He’s in the middle of saying something really nasty.

One of his hands is braced next to your head and the other reaches down to rub circles on your clit.

When your hips jerk up in response, he has a little smirk.

“Does that feel good? You like it when I touch your clit?”

Because of his position, he gets a really deep angle, fucking down and into you.

He watches your face the whole time and adjusts his movements based on how much you moan or how contorted your face is with pleasure.

“Fuccckkkkk, you’re taking it so good.”

He adjusts his strokes to be as fast as they can, and when your fingernails start digging into his skin the pain pushes him over the edge (he likes it)

When he cums too early, he’s pretty dramatic about it.

Just shoots his cum inside of you with heaving breaths and the cutest O-face.

He apologizes a lot afterwards and will do anything you ask him to, so he can make up for it.

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Also aaaghhhhh I wanna feed the kid lovers so bad but I fear I am just not attracted to him so I shan’t write for him (well, not right now at least…)

that's all for this one!! don't be shy to send over some pseudo-kinktober requests, check my masterlist for the info or just send over whatever pops into ur head lol.

[married-to-google-translater]

First years seeing female mc in a bathing suit?

Ace really wouldn't have the necessary filters for what he said. He would probably say something thoughtless that would cause Deuce and Jack to slap him. Otherwise, Ace would be surprisingly chill with this.

Deuce would definitely hit Ace really hard. Otherwise, Deuce would have trouble looking you in the eye. He certainly wouldn't have had experience with these things. Lots of blushing and vague mumbling.

Sebek would scream really loud. This would be inappropriate to say the least. Sebek would surely demand that you cover yourself with something. Might throw in the towel on you if Malleus was around. Ooooh and Sebek would surely blush really hard too.

Epel would deny that this had any effect on him. NO HE'S NOT BLUSHING YOU'RE JUST SEEING WRONG. Epel would like to be strong and not be affected by such things. However, in private, Epel would be red. Another one who wouldn't want others to look at you too much XD

Jack would be protective of you. This might attract the attention of all kinds of people and he would want to make sure you are safe. Otherwise, this wouldn't have as much impact. Jack would have a good poker face. Maybe this would cause a little blushing.

Dorm leaders here

Vice dorm leaders are here

Others are here

[katskitoshi]

"W-WAIT, YOU'RE NOT A BOY?" with TWISTED WONDERLAND

synopsis: he's gotten to the point where he thinks he knows everything about you, until you (accidentally) spring on him that you're not even a guy.

characters: riddle, trey, cater, ace, deuce, leona, ruggie, jack, azul, jade, floyd, kalim, jamil, vil, rook, epel, idia, ortho, malleus, lilia, silver, & sebek x fem! reader

includes: mutual crush relationships (everyone -ortho), cursing, mentions panties and bras, slightly suggestive in some parts.

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if not for an unbirthday party where you needed an outfit that accommodated your body more, riddle rosehearts would have never noticed unless you outwardly told him. only now did he realize your more feminine features, and he turns as red as his hair. after realizing, he does treat you slightly more respectful because he was raised to treat women respectfully. besides being more respectful, flustered, and in love with you, not much changed in you two's friendship.

trey clover would have found out sooner or later even if his hand never touched your bra on accident while tying your apron. he straight up asks if you're a girl, and when you tell him you are he acts surprised and flustered. honestly, not much changes. he acts the exact same but gets slightly more protective of you.

when cater diamond found out over magicam that you were a a girl, he nearly died. he just though you were one of the guys that were more naturally feminine, only to find out you're actually a female. honestly, he's not mad. he still loves you! he'll help you keep it a secret if you wish, but if you don't want to, there probably won't be a student in the school who doesn't know you're a girl. but don't worry, he'll keep all those icky pervs away!

okay, okay. because he's a little shit, he wanted to prank you and it just happened to involve you dressing yourself. so ace trappola waited until he knew you were changing to barge into your room, only to be face to face with you in just a bra and panties. he screams, like a girl, more girly than you, and rushed out the dorm with his face red. the next day is awkward, but at least he knows his crush is a girl, and that you have a really cute body under the clothes that convinces others you're a boy.

it's just so strange, the feelings deuce spade has. he even calls his mom and tells her all about his little crush. but by the way he was describing you, ms. spade didn't think you were a guy. so deuce builds up the courage to ask you if you're actually a guy. to his surprise when you tell him you're not, he dies of embarrassment. queue delinquent deuce whenever someone makes some pervy comment (or generally speaks) to you.

honestly, leona kingscholar probably knew already. he could probably sense or smell the female hormones on your or something. i don't know, all i know is that leona knows. he doesn't really have to ask or anything. he just knows. and you think he knows because he treats you better than any other male in the school. his attitude towards you doesn't ever really change but he's definitely flirty with you.

ruggie bucchi is in the same boat is leona. they both can just tell you're not a guy. however, he fears you. male hyenas usually listen to their female counterpart, so ruggie usually just listens. however, when he realizes he has control and that you aren't a threat, he's definitely becomes more friendly around you. no matter how much he fears you, his crush never ever leaves.

i won't lie, but every person in savanaclaw probably knows you're a girl. jack howl included. he won't make it painfully obvious that he knows but he definitely lets you know subtly know he knows. he shows you great amounts of respect and sometimes can't help but feel absolutely vile for thinking of you in some... not so respectful ways.

look, you're gonna give the poor octopus a heart attack once he finds out! you're filling out a contract and you inform azul ashengrotto that you're a girl and ask for certain things to be changed. he simply dies on the spot from shock and is a blushy little octopus. he thinks of using you to convince more people to the monstro lounge, but he can't do that to his crush!

just as expected, jade leech finds out rather quickly. one walk in the forrest on a hot day and a crop top with some sweat soaking through was enough to spill the beans. of course he had his suspicions, but you confirmed them for him! he finds you somehow cuter with your secret revealed. don't worry, your secret is safe with him!

floyd leech always thought you were just so cute! so, he just has to squeeze you to show you his love, right? when he squeezed you, he felt something push against him. he realized what he felt was what all the female merfolk had. "oh, shrimpy! you have boobs!" and he enjoys squeezing your boobs more than you. it doesn't matter if they're big or small, he just can't stop squeezing them!

this shouldn't come as a surprise, but it takes kalim al-asim a long time to find out. i mean, he can quite literally see you naked and be like "wow! you're very female-bodied for a guy!" of course, he didn't find out that way, but he could have. he actually found out by spilling water on you and seeing your bra. anyways, he's surprisingly calm about it. he still treats you like a friend that he has an obvious crush on, so yeah!

jamil viper is surprisingly shocked at what he found out. a little cooking mishap caused you to take off your oversized hoodie and make jamil realize your more... feminine features on your upper body. of course, he's a lot more over protective of you, and oh! he just can't stop staring! he tries his best, but his crush is just a bit more apparent!

he had always had his suspicions. vil schoenheit always thought your more feminine appearance had been more than some accidental blessing. apparently, he was proven right when on a shopping spree he got a little look of your breasts while trying on some clothes. he'll bring you all sorts of clothes that he thinks will suit you, enjoying getting to see you try on the clothes. you can tell he knows your little secret by the more.. risky.. clothes, if you can even call them that, he requests you in.

rook hunt knew from the first second he saw you. you come into night raven and expect not to be observed by the hunter? how cute. he gets actual confirmation when he was watching you change one night. of course he looked away while you were naked (maybe not), but he saw your bra and completely knew. the next day, he obviously hugged you more to try and egg you on that he knows (and feel you), but don't worry, it doesn't take to long to find out.

okay, so epel felmier though you two were on the same boat. two really pretty men cursed by genetics somehow. but, after he takes you on a magic wheel ride and feels you against him, he realizes he is alone. he's obviously flustered but he feels more manly somehow? he protects you and comes off as manly as possible. surely other guys will see how manly he is if his crush, and the only girl on campus, sees it, right?

when idia shroud found out, he was more than surprised and honestly didn't even think he could face you ever again! with a bit of convincing from his dear little brother, he could face you again. although with pink tinted hair and a red face, he'll still see you! how did he find out exactly? well, he accidentally touched you boob when aiming to punch your shoulder after a won game.

(platonic) a simple body scan gave ortho shroud the answers he needed. ortho is the biggest idia x [name] shipper on the planet! he'll call you 'big sister', and probably lock you in a room with idia if it'll help speed up the love-i-fication process. eventually he'll break the news to his brother, but he loves playing the waiting game with him. is idia getting any closer to finding out? no- wait, yes, wait-!

malleus draconia is an intelligent man. however, to crack this mystery, he'll need every clue and sign laid before him. once he pieces the picture together, he still might need to to clarify that you are in fact a woman. and don't forget, malleus is a gentleman. he'll treat you with love and respect as he courts you, beds you, and makes you his queen.

at some age, you just realize what everyone is, y'know? lilia vanrouge just knows that you're a girl. it probably started out at a gut feeling that ended up true. and maybe he'll let you know that he knows by giving you a cutely wrapped box of matching black and pink panty and bra set! maybe with a rose and a note that says 'be my girl?'

sleepyhead silver realizes completely by accident when he just wanted to lay on your shoulder. next thing you know, you've pulled his head to your thighs and when he tries to look up, he's meet with a new type of pillow. he's conflicted between staying awake or going to sleep upon this newfound discovery. either way, don't think that his sleepiness will prevent him from wanting to be as knightly as possible for you.

sebek zigvolt accidentally unhooks your bra when trying to fix your posture. it's an awkward moment and sebek is surprisingly quiet when he asks you your gender. his loudness returns as he begins yelling about how informal he's been to you. as a servant of his dear master malleus, he promises to treat you with the utmost respect!

[sketchy-owl]

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 14

Y/N:Hey Ace, finals results are out, come we'll go see them.

Ace: I'm doing my chores and Riddle is supervising me. Can you please see mine and text me?

Y/N: Sure no problem.

Ace:...Wait

Y/n:???

Ace: Listen...if I fail 1 subject send 'good afternoon to you', if 2 send 'good afternoon to you and Riddle '

Y/n:Good afternoon to you, Riddle, Trey, Cater, Deuce and the whole dorm.

Ace:......F*ck.....