#you won't catch me dead touching raw meat
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batbrainrot · 7 months ago
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Jason, walking into the kitchen:
Jason: Tim what the fuck are you doing
Tim, confused: ...c-cooking?
Jason: what are you doing to that chicken?????
Tim, holding one fork in each hand: ...seasoning ...it?
Jason, offended: no, the fuck, you're not! why are you using forks to do it instead of grabbing it with your hands like a normal fucking human being?
Tim, feeling personally victimized by raw meat: I'M NOT FUCKING TOUCHING THAT! IT'S A SENSORY NIGHTMARE!
Jason, pointing a gun at him: OUT. NOW.
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