#you will have to pry me being a samsung user outta my cold dead hands

[moonferned]

Man, I hate iphones.

I hate the way the apps look,

I hate the way theres no convenient back button near the home button,

I hate that apple continue to make their phones obsolete over time,

I hate the creatures that crawl out of the charging port and worm their way into your brain through your ear making you buy more apple products,

I hate the way they normalised not having a headphone jack >:(((