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Ben and Jerry’s really did that? Madd luv✌
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know your rights and don’t be afraid to share your experience
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There will be time to get silly tomorrow. Go to bed, dude.
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Me: I hate all the drama in my family
Also me:
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When the whole party is down but your bard is up
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when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
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one of the funniest things about Pokemon and knowing it was made by an autistic man is that in the Pokemon universe, making eye contact with someone is literally canonically saying “you wanna fight”
this is just one of many examples of trainers saying similar things like this
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i met this guy in the smoking area of a house party in hackney wick and he literally said the words “im not like other guys you know” and now he’s booty calling me with french new wave cinema
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Me: I’m scared I might secretly be an awful person and I’m just fooling everyone into thinking I’m good.
Therapist: the fact that you care so deeply about being a bad person is proof that you’re actually good. Bad people don’t mind being bad.
Me: oH NO, I have fooled her too,
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