#you walk in and violate all social etiquette. and you expect this to endear me to you | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

goldensunset · 1 year

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here’s my final philosophical take for the day. i hate advertisements for food and drink that get even remotely close to asmr or anything fancy like that it is my biggest squick ever i don’t want that thang anywhere in my ears. don’t whisper or otherwise speak to me in a low tone do not crinkle or chew or slurp etc etc that is downright foul-mannered i will start attacking something like a feral dog

#let’s put it this way if it would be considered rude to speak like that in conversation #or weird #or if it would be considered rude to make those sorts of noises while eating publicly with someone #then what makes you think it’s gonna fly with the audience of an ad. the person you’re trying to sell something to #you walk in and violate all social etiquette. and you expect this to endear me to you #no brother. i am going to be disgusted #peach rambles #tragic! a food i actually really enjoy i refuse to buy anymore bc of an ad that was annoying enough

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