#you turds!

[ghostoffuturespast]

Reminder to self: do not leave flavored chapstick in the desk drawer at work.

[loseractivities]

insecurities...

reference photo⬇️

[wastedpotentialsblog]

*pet owner voice*

"WHAT ARE YOU EATING? GIVE IT HERE!"

[the-maddened-hatter]

I'm ngl, I know it's a really small thing compared to the glaringly obvious villainy his dad has showcased, but I love how well the pizza episode conveys Dev's emotional neglect without it technically coming up at all

Little dude is rich af and nobody has ever told him about dairy alternative pizza??? Look at that face, there's probably tears of joy behind those shades ffs.

And personally I feel like that's a bit of a recurring thing with his wishes too, like he knows he's got the power to get the things he wants, but as insufferable as he is sometimes he may have been conditioned out of "being a problem" via "overly specific" requests.

Kind of like Cookie's "wish granting" style, he gets "the best" (read: most expensive) thing and then expected to shut up and stay out of the way

[kedreeva]

When I went to lock the peafowl up for the night, I found that the birds in the connected pens had somehow opened the bird-door between them (the one i installed to make moving birds between pens easier, the one that has a latch), and all the birds ended up in Pen 3 together. Aurora, Eris, and their two daughters were up on the highest perch together.

Now normally, Earl doesn't like Aurora (which is why they were separated) and Eris hates Earl (Bug also hates Earl, it's genetic I guess), but Heather and Stella are usually able to hold their own with Eris.

But Eris had decided not to tolerate any of them around her children, so she had Earl squished into the smallest part of the perch and was trying to hunt him for sport in the dark, and Stella and Heather were perched on the lower perch to avoid her entirely.

So my ass had to get a towel and relocate Eris, Aurora, and their daughters in the dark to their own pen again. Insane of them, because their pen is the most well-insulated coop with a heated perch covered in a soft blankie because it was going to be Bug's pen. Violence wins, I guess.

[shiftylinguini]

get hmbomber guy on the line, we have a serial plagiarist stalking drarry for marks.

if you're going to gank one of my fics, Float? I can see you maybe getting away with it, it's niche-ish, it's small

but fucking embers, are you shitting me??? that's my sodding baby

theirs

mine (see chapter 3)

AND LEARN TO CODE ASSHOLE YOU SKIPPED ALL THE ITALICS WHEN YOU COPY PASTED, THOSE WERE FOR EMPHASIS do me RIGHT when you plagiarise me PLEASE

PSA: if you were recently followed/kudosed/commented by someone called @septdecoeurs check the anonymous posting for charles leclerc/max verstappen, because this person left a paper trail by following me during their fic raid.

[mushramoo]

ummmmmm for the fnaf pride requests 👉👈

nonbinary roxanne wolf 🥺🥺🥺

pwease 🥺🥺🥺

for ur favorite mutual 🥺🥺🥺

I grant thee the token furry enby

[noonmutter]

bored and exhausted reminder from an internet old that putting a DNI on your blog or whatever else will not prevent anything bad from happening, ever, anywhere, and all it does is put a bigass target on yourself for the exact kind of people you don't want to talk to

[subliminalbo]

To the guy who reblogged one of my political posts and said "you know the left are by definition the ACTUAL fascists, right?"

[queenincrimson]

Timeless - Mrs. Sherlock Holmes (2.07)

[royalarchivist]

Rubius: Is [Rubius] still the best gamer, or no?

Worker (Dtowncat): I mean… if he WAS the best gamer, he would still be alive.

Rubius: 😒 I will kill you personally.

Rubius abuses his VIP power and immediately gets humbled by one of the workers.

[clownsuu]

So I saw your Robbie character and wanted to do a quick sketch of him with my oc! Enjoy!

LMAOOO they both really chose violence-

[bsptourist]

gm_countrycabin_sunset

created by Don Poncho

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

hey! what's something neat you learned recently?

Gaboon vipers can store up to 20% of their weight in poop to better anchor themselves when they strike. They hold on to their feces to be a better hunter.

Also walruses shed their fur/skin in one go. That's why they sometimes look pink. They are freshly peeled.

[errruvande]

Sometimes it is so hard for me to sympathize with Uhtred he is so stupid and hotheaded