#pink honse

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

hey! what's something neat you learned recently?

Gaboon vipers can store up to 20% of their weight in poop to better anchor themselves when they strike. They hold on to their feces to be a better hunter.

Also walruses shed their fur/skin in one go. That's why they sometimes look pink. They are freshly peeled.

[peppermintbits]

"Ever made a deal with the devil you didn't like? I can help with that." -Gullivai the Lawyer from Hell.

His/their contracts can't be any worse than the one that go you into trouble the first time, right? Just sign the dotted line and put your payment on the scales....

He may have made my players lose a few stat points but hey, they wanted to fuck over the BBEG right before her fight and that isn't a cheap ask.

(Alt colors bcs Gullivai aka Gulliver is the Horse/DND AU version of his original self, an amphibious alien who's still a lawyer and PURBLE))

[octahyde]

I’ve gotten really into raising animals in mistria not for like animal products irdgaf I just breed them because they’re cute .

[styxxthegoat]

Random thought but why am I always cleaning someone's fish tank. This is not the first time and I fear, I fear not the last

[snarfgannis]

Some quick @snapscube honses :)) fuckimg PINK

[unholyphish]

Funny PINK HONSE has arrived and she is ON TOP OF DA WORLD!!! (aka my mouse matt) TYSM @punkitt-is-here ilovethisilovethisilovethis

[ahedderick]

Horse/honse

So, a question from @quite-quirksome about Hero got me thinking about Hero's conformation (body structure) and coloring.

He is, I say kindly, a great example of buying for temperament, not beauty. Number 1: that is a blocky head. If you looked at a show quality Tennessee Walker, it would have a finer, more tapered muzzle. Number 2: a lot of people hate bald (white) faces. Snips, star, blazes etc are considered attractive; bald not-so-much. Excessive white on the face is also linked to deafness (like white cats) and blue eyes. Which brings me to:

Number 3: pink skin, like Hero has underneath the white fur, is prone to sunburn and skin cancer, just like humans. His skin under the gray fur is a dark gray.

See that? It was smaller when we bought him. Three vets looked at it and said not to worry about it unless it grew. When it grew, a vet removed it and biopsied it. Yep, it was cancer. The spot of the excision healed up beautifully, and it has not recurred. However, he gets a careful skin check from time to time! He has plenty of shade to stand in during sunny months, and he does use that.

Number 4: his legs are stocky and thick compared to the breed standard. The next photo, from a TN walker sale site, shows the typical graceful leg. And head. (OMG - that horse is for SALE! Wouldn't he make a marvelous pal for Hero?? Oh, jeez.)

Despite all that, however, Hero is the perfect horse! Because what we wanted was a safe, gentle fellow for fun riding, not a show horse. He excelled at safe and gentle when K was but a 65-pound, 12-yr-old beginner rider. He is 21, now, and showing his age a bit. Still has plenty of pep, though, and should be rideable for a lightweight rider for years to come.

[plasma-tree]

Horse Hooves + Nose - "Fey Pink"

Coming at you again, rapid fire with the non-defaults for HONSEs

EA's pink hooves

My pink hooves

if I find my shit behind an ad or paywall, I'll turn your spinal column inside out.

s4s, no adfly or anything because I'm not a shitbag: http://www.simfileshare.net/download/4046991/

[jazzy-art-time]

pink honse

[spoiledmilks]

HONSE GANG HONSE GANG

btw do you have a ponysona and could you perhaps drop a ref (asking for nefarious reasons)

OMG YOO LOVE THISSS HONSE GANG!!

I used to have a ponysona as a kid..she was a hot pink alicorn with discord’s powers 😭 might actually make one later

[hircinesanters]

Hi Los Mal

I wrote this super fast, it’s late at night but I finally got some writing juice in me, it’s not at all polished or even finished- just an embellished funny idea I had about Honse and Miraak doing silly sex things. Mostly this little ficlet is Honse watching him jerk off lmao

Tagging @maldov bc they love anything Miraak related <3

SMUT UNDER THE CUT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

[NOT PROOFREAD]

Miraak stroked himself slowly, giving the centaur full view of his hardening cock. Showing just where to touch him, where to focus his attention, what would make him groan low in pleasure. Key-Jul, as Miraak called him, simply watched- curious at the unfamiliar genitalia of the altmoran. He had never seen a human penis before, and had only caught the mating of mortals from a distance…moreso hearing them more than anything.

Miraak grunting, thumb circling the growing tip of his cock pushed out from under the foreskin, pink and twitching. Key-Jul perked up slightly when he saw it, Miraak pulling back just a bit, stroking his length slowly and leaving the tip untouched for him.

The centaur tilted his head, as if waiting…waiting for what? Miraak felt both the burning under stimulation of his erection mix with frustration. His cock twitched in its insistence for stimulation, but just as he went to circle the tip once again- the centaur reached out.

He set the pad of his thumb against the throbbing tip, pressing down hard enough to make Miraak grunt…too much.

“Careful.” He warned, his voice a bit shakier than he would’ve liked.

Key-Jul let go, looking to the erect penis in front of him, then back to the semi-flustered Miraak. He seemed…a bit confused.

“That is it?” He asked, his words coated with a strange accent.

Miraak flushed deeper, returning a finger to the tip to ease his primal desire of sexual gratification. Beginning to weep precum.

“Yes…” He answered, sounding a little ruffled.

The centaur looked back down at his cock, leaning in close to examine it…the hot hair of his breath sending chills through Miraak.

“You are small.” He said, leaning away. Leaving Miraak stammering for words in his wake.

[rlainarin]

ok, finally have the spoons to do the tag games from the last few weeks, so @thalion71 here's the one you tagged me in

randomizer wheel of OCs picked Insolence!

1: oops! your oc got stuck in a timeloop. how's that going for them? is there a specific circumstance for the loop that would be most interesting?

@fivekoboldsinacoat THE TIME LOOP

ok but I'm not going to use Zeth's Time Loop of Horrors idea, actually, because the best time loop to put Insolence in is making the R-Rated-Scooby-Doo-Castle-of-Trauma a timeloop.

five level 3 adventurers trapped in a castle with three full vampires and all their minions. the first time around, Insolence was the only survivor. even if his friends believe him about the time loop instead of thinking he's suffering magic psychosis, he doesn't know the way through the castle.

he's running on pure stubbornness and anxiety. he will not let that happen again.

2: what does your oc have by way of hobbies? creative hobbies? collector hobbies? hobbies other people think are weird?

honse. specifically: miniature honse.

"punching creeps" is definitely also a hobby. after retiring from the religious order he spent his late adolescence in, so is music. and his swordplay practice definitely fills a hobby role, even if it's also quite directly practical. but his main hobby is his horse.

3: plant a garden for your oc. what's in it? (is it practical? mostly for aesthetics? how big is it?)

“It’s very beautiful there.” He snorted. “I was always out of place. A bit too much of a soldier for a temple full of roses.” “Are these roses literal, or a metaphor?” “Both.” Lae’zel hummed beneath her breath. “You have shown me these flowers. They are quite sharp.” He smiled. “That’s us. Two thorns on the rosebush of life.”

there's a big rosebush, mostly thorns, but a few soft pink roses. in the dirt near it there are some weeds, dandelions and wild strawberries.

[abigailbozarthart]

Glitter and foam style artworks! Mostly Artfight attacks plus one of my character, Peregrine.

I'm opening sticker commissions like these! $12 for glitter pen digital stickers, 14 for digital foam stickers, +3 each for basic shading, any species. Plain or glitter or foam black outlines, fullbody. Complexity fee may apply.

Can be characters/creatures with existing designs or real life animals.

birdie https://artfight.net/attack/8432531.sherbet-rainbow-birdie

pink panda https://artfight.net/attack/8165353.turning-pink @skell3

honse https://artfight.net/attack/8617593.rearing-aenziek @friendofbones

foam derg https://artfight.net/attack/8201598.packing-peanut-star

rainbow wyvern bab https://artfight.net/attack/8622133.kookoo-for-koko-puffs @mashuu-lucarieon2019

Deer https://artfight.net/attack/8195173.gray-doe

death boi https://artfight.net/attack/8384787.glitter-pen-azriel @beetleohbeetle

fight pig https://artfight.net/attack/8557953.ragnar-sparkle-sticker

blorp goat https://artfight.net/attack/8612436.kreeeeeeeeture @empiredog

evil tar beast https://artfight.net/attack/8599640.drifting-in-the-void

same as 10

snoot honse https://artfight.net/attack/8608938.windhound

aviator goggle cow https://artfight.net/attack/8555323.hey-now-yellow-cow @empiredog

pegahonse https://artfight.net/attack/8547322.circe-foam-sticker

dragon in unicorn's clothing https://artfight.net/attack/8543439.grimmr-sticker

sharp honse https://artfight.net/attack/8536858.loras-sticker

my angst goat

named after battery metal https://artfight.net/attack/8438899.cobalt

[aeondeug]

what is the history of the horse girl thing anyway. like barbie i know. but horses are for girls i know nothing about. my only cool horse knowledge i have is like. BATTLE HORSES. FOR WAR. and stuff like that. so my typical image of HONSE isn't necessarily pretty white horse with blonde main and pink saddle that princess girl sits on but like. BIG TOUGH BOY IN BARDING RIDDEN BY A DUDE IN ARMOR. or like mongolian horse archery horse.

so like in my brain horses are very masculine things because they are associated with WAR and VIOLENCE. or at the very least cowboys. which also entail great and incredible violence. so much of societal image of horses though is like "horses are gentle beasts beloved by little girls and all horse toys are for them and put in big pink boxes and have brushable manes". i am so out of sync with the gendered nature of horse toy marketing. where has this come from.

[mora-is-meep]

Le Honse collage [FULLVIEW PLEASE!] WHOOOOWEEE! I did not think I would redo so many pieces of this but I did and I think I'm actually much happier for it! So much more steady linework despite the hand-cramps, I love the way the colors turned out and the shapes even though I started this in 2017, dropped it, and am just finishing it now I feel happy with it! Image description: [A smattering of different scenes, the upper left-hand corner an image of a blue and purple furby with the artist's information. A scene below it of teeth with their root-systems compared besides those of tiny sprouts. Below that large eyed, crying pinkish creatures with puffed up lips sob around a greyish figure with closed eyes. Below this, many smaller rocks and pebbles in white overseen by a single large boulder. Below this a cross-section of the earth topped by grass a view of rabbits in their burrows. To the right of this a psychedelic image of a forest in highly saturated reds, yellows, pinks, purples with heavily organic shapes. Above this a very Dahli-esque depiction of a painted horse. Above this a scene of a web covered with a moth, a ladybug, a centipede, a worm, a bee, an elderbox beetle, and a wasp surrounding a black widow and her cocooned victims. To the right of this an abstract purple and indigo image of a cave. To the left of this an image of a silhouetted mountain over a body of water, presided over by many clouds and a sunburst. Below this, finally an image of various vines, some flowering, some thorny in various shades of green.]

[moronicprincess]

Day 16: Angel

They're a glittery, shiny honse :3 Their pink fur, mane, and tail is meant to be in glitter ink, but I guess it didn't show up on camera