#you thought this was a just a self-indulgent oc x canon? YOU FOOL

[aloenepchi]

hey gang i'm proud enough of this to put it in the tag even though ive only done like 3 chapters so far. it's like . one part self-indulgent playing with action figures two parts character study of messmer (and melina also later down the line but i've not gotten to that yet) . i have described it as a reverse y/n mafia boss kidnapping situation between messmer and tarnished . what does that mean ? don't worry about it

[vellichorom]

IS THAT OC X CANON I SEE WITH YOUR NARRATOR? JEALOUSSS

in essence ~ it's ACTUALLY his stanley! designed & well beloved by my lovely sibling @tomi-chuu, though bun's honestly personalized them SO much, they're practically an OC!

I SHOULD indulge more in OC x canon though... love that stuff

[moth-writing-pit]

"Dinner Date"

Self indulgent oc x canon piece. Long-ish drabble

Simon rolled over in bed, groaning to himself. His mind was filled with Ice King memories agian. Tonight he was preparing a spell. A spell he didn't have the matierals for. He went out into the forest until he found what he was looking for, the bramble patch. He had shouted something but he didnt remember what it was. Simon remember he had tried pushing his way into the bramble, hearing hoofsteps before he lifted out of the thorned tangle of vines. It was his first meeting with the Enchantress and he made a fool of himself.

His mind then replayed when he used the spell to talk to Becky in the past and ended up bringing her into the present. When Becky, Finn and Jake were gone he was paid a visit by the Enchantress. Of course he had used unregistered and unstable magic and once again made a fool of himself.

Had there been any time he'd met the Enchantress without making a fool of himself? Simon wasn't sure. He sat up with another groan, blinking his eyes open. Maybe he should apologize for.. well everything she had wittnessed from the Ice King. Including the time he'd kidnapped her thinking she was a princess. He frowned as he thought about it. No, especially for that.

Simon got himself decently presentable and scrounged his drawers for the pendant she gave him. He didn't remember exactly what it did but he refused to lose a gift from someone he considered himself to be so close to.

"There you are," He muttered to himself once he found it, pulling it up to his face. It was a small horse shoe with a pearl painted to look like an eye of a tiger. Simon slipped it over his head and let it hang from his neck. The pendant was cold even with his shirt as a barrier.

He stopped by a local meat shop on his way to the Enchantress'. Simon knew he might get choked up with words so bringing food might prove a welcome distraction. Or perhaps a salvation. Either way, he wasn't not bringing the meat.

"If it ain't Mister Petrikov!" The butcher was a moose-headed scorpion. Not the strangest creature he'd ever seen but up there.

"Simply Simon will do, thank you. I'm looking for a good cut of manticore, please," He said calmly, trying to keep worry out of his voice.

"Manticore, aye? What's got you looking for such fancy meat?"

"I have my reasons.. it's the favorite of a friend, if you must know"

The butcher nodded and went to the back to fetch the cut of meat. Simon caught himself wondering if the fur under the butcher's carcapace was ever uncomfortable. Surely it was but he wouldn't know nor did he plan on asking.

He paid for the meat and politely thanked the butcher. As he walked his free hand idly held the pendant. His thumb repeatedly brushed over the painted pearl. It was soothing. Anchoring even.

The walk took a little longer than usual, probably on account of his detour. He took a deep breath and tapped a stone just barely outside of the bramble patch with his foot. He willed himself to take another deep breath as the vines untangle, revealing a path.

Simon padded down the path and was soon welcomed by the scent of burning Razzle-Root. A calming, sweet scent.

"Out! I've already told you that I do no- ah, Petrikov, I wasn't expecting you. Pleasant surprise," a soft smile graced her muzzle. There was a cauldren bubbling on the fire, full of whole Razzle-Roots. She was probably making some kind of potion. Or maybe she was cooking, it was hard to tell.

"Yes, well a heads up would have probably been helpful, for you," His cheeks flush and his eyes droop to the stone laid floor.

"We've discussed this Petrikov, you're welcome in my den"

"I know, I know but still"

Here he was, trying to apologize for making a fool of himself as the Ice King and making a fool of himself as well himself. How embarassing.

"I uh.. I came to apologize, Enchantress, to you"

"Apologize? For what, I must ask?"

"Every time we were together while I was the Ice King! I did nothing but make a fool of myself!"

She gave a low trill that he took a moment to register as amused. She stepped closer and pulled him into a hug. His cheeks darken in color as he finds his face surrounded in fur. The Enchantress' embrace was comforting, her warmth quite welcome.

"Enchantress.. Really, I am sorry.. especially for the stupid kidnapping," Simon mumbled into her neck fluff.

"I found it amusing. Also you weren't the worst host as Ice King. Surprisingly pleasant. I appreciate it though"

"I'm glad. I'm so glad.. O-oh yeah I uh I brought manticore meat, j-just for you. While uh more or less as a precautionary measure, knowing myself.."

"Oh Simon, you're so sweet"

She pulled away and took the bag from him. She inspected the meat and nodded to herself. The Enchantress pressed a kiss to his temple.

"Let's get cooking, yeah?" She grinned as his cheeks darken to a deep crimson. She tugged him closer as she readied herself for cooking.

Simon and the Enchantress spent a few hours cooking and Simon had forgotten all about his guilt. He felt surpringly at home cooking with her. She'd stolen plenty of kisses. He'd only sneezed twice from her whiskers brushing against him.

It smelled good and cozy. Simon sat on the couch as she started plating. It didn't take long for her to join him, handing him a full plate and keeping one for herself. On a whim he pecked her cheek before eating with her.

[hydrospanners]

fic masterlist: swtor

at the request of literally no one, i’ve created a masterlist of all my swtor fic. first is a chronological collection of all the swtor fic i’ve written in my “canon”. it’s broken up into snippets of time relative to the events of swtor. aus and gift fics are at the end. this is more for me than anything else, but if you have a bunch of time on your hands and want to read some fic--enjoy!!!

i am the most self-indulgent author known to man so there are numerous fics that don’t feature any canon characters in any significant way. i’m not sorry, but i did mark them with an asterisk for everyone’s edification. i also wrote actually vaguely descriptive descriptions instead of whatever bullshit i put in the descriptions on ao3. all links go to ao3 because tumblr was not designed for reading and it shows.

53 fics below the cut... what a trip, y’all.

backstory these fics are about things that happened before the opening of the class story. 

* a very velaran life day - snippets of different life days in the velaran family history. no canon characters in it yet, but maybe this christmas i’ll get to some fics that aren’t solely about my own ocs.

* the shape of things to come - the story about how rea finally joined the jedi at the ripe old age of sixteen.

* a dimming star - the first steps on rea’s jedi path. they aren’t fun ones, lads!

* necessary sacrifice - like three years down the timeline and still no canon characters! rea continues to struggle with this whole being a jedi thing, and it continues to struggle with her! this one features a haircut as a symbol of a turning point in the story.

bars and stripes - canon characters??? in my fic????? its more likely than you think. this is a shameless ripoff of an episode of m*a*s*h masquerading as doc backstory. does it have cameos and/or mentions of other healer companions? maybe!!!

prelude these are fics set during the prologue of the class stories, everything that happens between the start and completing the capital planet missions. 

* memories - rhese? do you finally get a say in all this??? this is the moment rhese and rea finally see each other for the first time since they were recruited to the jedi, set at the very start of the class story.

attachments - kira and rea talk about rhese. that’s it. that’s the fic.

act one all the stories set between killing tarnis and beginning preparations to capture the emperor (everything after coruscant ending and pubside balmorra starting). rip orgus. one day ill finish all those wips about how sad it was when he bit it. in the mean time, can i interest you in some gifsets?

lessons - now rea’s padawan, kira reflects on how bad rea is at teaching, though maybe without as much clarity as i just implied.

a tangled web - so stupid it’s basically crack, kira has to rescue rea from an embarrassing situation.

of flowers, failure, and the virtues of friendship - kira and rhese start to bond over the shared torment of having to be around rea. rivals to friends (one day i’ll write the “to lovers” part that comes after).

act two all the stories during the time when the knight is prepping for the assault on the emperor’s fortress and then assaulting it. everything between pubside balmorra starting and breaking free from the emperor’s fortress after that super successful plan to bring him in alive. great job jedi!

filling the table - is that shipfic????? the reason i started writing swtor fic in the first place??? this is rea being thirsty disguised as me sewing seeds for the eventual doc x rea romance. pazaak themed for some reason? (doc x rea)

when the wicked play - this is me being obsessed with the translation of video game violence to vaguely realistic circumstances posing as doc feeling some kind of way about rea murdering a whole bunch of dudes who wanted to hurt her but weren’t powerful enough. not primarily romantic but definitely some setup for their relationship.

night shift -  everything is doc x rea and nothing hurts. rea’s got work to do but who can work when there’s a horny mustachio’d doctor trying to persuade her back to bed??? it’s not love it’s just good sex!!!!! honest!!!!(doc x rea)

these nights never seem to go to plan - rea isn’t yearning for affection, she’s just too tired to get out of doc’s bed after so much boning. okay maybe this is about slightly more than good sex after all... doc x rea TENDERNESS.

somewhere we’ve not been before - this is the good shit lads!!!! doc x rea!!! first dates!!!! shenanigans!!!! honest to goodness falling in love between all that fucking that do!!!!!!!!!!!! (doc x rea)

no better taste - a sequel to the last fic featuring the morning after!!! some post-horniness introspection!! tenderness!!!!!! hints of yearning!!! god i miss the days before the mind control and the carbonite when the problems were normal things like commitment and abandonment issues. (doc x rea)

heart - rea sends doc a rocking “thanks for the great sex” gift!! rhese is disgusted by every part of it! this is comedy folks!!!! (doc x rea... i guess)

interruptions - rea takes a work call while she’s boning doc. that’s the whole fic. i think this was my first spicy fic?? i can’t remember. (doc x rea)

* where you go to rest your bones - sibling tenderness!!!! their relationship is super complicated, but rhese is reminded that underneath all the bullshit rea really does love him a lot.... it’s both sad and not sad at the same time. schroedinger’s sadness.

gifts - the crew tries to plan a gift for rea, but what do you get for the woman who’s banned from everything?? so dumb it’s basically crack and i’m not sorry for it.

crapshoot - the crew takes bets on what rea’s next Bad Idea TM will be. she shows them you can’t predict chaos. basically crack but i don’t care.

spoonful of sugar - vignettes about the jedi knight crew dealing with sickness. almost entirely comedy and/or fluff. doc x rea content is present and rhese x kira content is suggested.

a little eggstra - grocery shopping gone awry, based on an old tumblr text post. hella stupid, yet hella fun. doc x rea is in the background.

to break our bones for kindling - you thought we were just having good times??? you’re a fool. doc’s job is to heal people and rea’s job is to break them. sometimes they have work-related disagreements!!! be sad with me. doc x rea.

* when a problem comes along, you must whip it - i can only stop being stupid for so long, so here’s the story about how rea came to possess her lightwhip, the stupidest weapon known to man. these events do not go well for rhese.

things unsaid - a dumb doc x rea drabble about stupid shit rea says when she’s been mortally wounded. if doc were to just let her die, no one would blame him.

* the things you do for love are gonna come back to you one by one - a bit of a character/relationship study about what rhese is willing to sacrifice for love of his sister, no matter how complicated things are between them. a second chapter about what rea sacrifices for rhese is in my wips and will be completed... .eventually. 

lovesick - doc x rea ship content. my interpretation of that one conversation where doc’s like “hey would your jedi powers tell me if im going crazy also do you love me? check yes or no. i will not elaborate.”

* the things we left behind - oh no lads.... we’re building up to the fortress shit.... our good times are over. rea does some underhanded shit to make sure her brother doesn’t go on this mission to capture the emperor cause the plan does not seem like a great one.

act three wow wasn’t act two fun??? so much silly nonsense and love. now get a drink assholes it’s Time To Be Sad. act three covers everything in the class stories after coming back from that super successful assault on the emperor’s fortress (great job jedi!) to finally stabbing the bastard in the dark fortress and hoping that gets the job done at last. (spoilers: it doesn’t!!!!!) aka stories from belsavis to the final assault on dromund kaas.

everything we left there - it’s trauma time!!! rea’s fucked up from the fortress and feeling the pressure (thanks for the prophecy scourge!!! love that!!!!) so she hurts people she cares about to protect them. it’s her signature move!

the only thing that’s real - rea continues to be fucked up from what happened on the fortress but hey... at least she isn’t fucked up alone??? sad doc x rea content.

into the jungle - the gang is on belsavis and no one is having a good time! since rea isn’t herself, doc tries to pick up the slack and reassure kira that it’ll all be okay! it goes about as well as you’d expect.

interlude now that i’m looking at it, there are some serious gaps in my fic coverage. anyway, sad hours are over, the emperor is (kind of but not really) dead and there may still be a war on but things are looking up! this covers everything between the emperor’s death and the beginning of kotfe, including forged alliances and the shadow of revan.

hands too hungry - doc finally takes rea on that honeymoon she didn’t really care about in the first place! tragically, rea is way too horny to be impressed by what an amazing vacation he planned for himself them. peak rea x doc content.

no kind of romantic - it’s doc and rea’s one year anniversary but they are both working on opposite sides of the galaxy. sad! it’s doc x rea fluff disguised as angst.

a little help from a friend - rea and theron are worst/best friends and i recycle romance tropes into annoying friendship ones. this is the least sexy sharing body heat fic you’ve ever (not?) read. bite me.

retirement - rea has some feelings about her very violent, stressful job and how it interferes with her husband doing things that actually help and heal. doc x rea content.

the dreaded kotfe content these are sad hours!!! this is everything from arcann’s invasion on, cause i’m not breaking it up by post-carbonite storyline you bastards. i don’t know why i’m being so hostile no one asked me to do this.

every doubt we had - after watching what may have been his sister’s death by exploding starship, rhese is having trouble sleeping. no one is more surprised than him when seeks out doc for comfort! doc & rhese brothers by marriage solidarity. carbonite angst...

love is a waiting game - rea’s been MIA for six months since the ship she was on bit it and her crew is finally making some changes. doc is sad about it. doc & rhese brothers by marriage solidarity again. doc x rea angst.

waiting - some time has passed and now rhese is the sad one again!!! grief is so funny isn’t it??? hahahaha haha hahahaha why is no one else laughing? doc & rhese brothers by marriage solidarity yet again.

the greatest distance - rea’s back baby!!!! oh but this isn’t a celebration. she’s taking a tour of her long lost ship now that all the people she loved aren’t in it. it’s a sad one, fellas. 

* when the stars are the only thing we share - rea tracks down some people from her past to help her track down her brother since he went missing while she was having a nap. no canon characters were used in the making of this fic.

leave her sleeping a little longer - rea has a dream and wakes up missing doc even more than she was before. sad hours. doc x rea angst.

take back what the kingdom stole - after theron pulls some Shenanigans (you know the ones) his friendship with rea is in peril. they both break character and actually talk shit out for once.

a wish your heart makes - rea dreams a dream. so does doc. it’s a wet one. this makes it sound lighthearted but actually it’s angst with a side of porn. doc x rea supreme spicy/sad content.

overserved - back to crack baby!! rea gets drunk and acts a fool based on a joke made in a discord server. this is the best shit i’ve ever written.

thrusting back into my skin i feel anew - the band is back together again and everything is fine!!!! just kidding -- actually people change a lot in six years and rea and doc are having some trouble fitting back into the marriage they had back then. doc x rea angst but with a hopeful ending!

non-canon fics i’ve written a couple of things with my dumb characters that are too stupid even for me to put into their canon story or are otherwise aus. these are them, listed in no particular order.

the lies we tell ourselves - a sadder (yet possibly more realistic) take on the ossus reunion and what follows. a bit experimental. doc x rea angst au.

archiban frodrick’s kennel - a romance au where doc is a vet and rea has a pet with a health issue, inspired by my own stupid dog whom i love very much. doc x rea. spiciness suggested but not detailed; sorry horndogs.

fallen - a fun au where rea’s shittiness as a teacher and everything being bad leads to kira falling to the dark side... its angst lads.

the new recruit - rusk’s squad adopts a kitten. that’s the fic.

cruel - ever wonder how things would have turned out if rea was never smuggled off eriadu and got plucked up by the sith?? no??? well i have and i wrote about it. the self-indulgence never ends.

fill my lungs with sweetness - a gift fic for @hoiist; flower-themed vignettes about doc expressing his love for hoiist’s knight, vii. this is some real soft shit, lads.

remember me, love - another gift fic for @hoiist; this time some ossus-flavored angst about doc seeing through vii’s eyes in his dreams. what he sees is not comforting!!! all aboard the angst train--choo choo!!