#you thought I was going to diss dudebros?

[onesidedradiostatic]

PATHETIC SHOWDOWN 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

made a pathetic poll before, vox absolutely SWEPT against lucifer last time, pondered on it and thought hey out of all the people who could possibly evenly match up to vox in patheticness, ADAM might have a chance. SO

POINTS (feel free to come up with your own I am grasping at straws here):

Adam

FOR

got cucked by lucifer TWICE

what's more pathetic than getting left by your wife? getting left by BOTH your wives

an actual dudebro

dumb as bricks

just look at him

"HES UGLY" "PUT THE MASK BACK ON"

actually fucking dies

and not even by lucifer by fucking niffty

AGAINST

is actually a really powerful angel who could destroy alastor's shield with one punch and almost killed alastor

mentions that he does in fact fuck in episode 1

could possibly be argued to still have bitches with lute

Vox

some of these may just be copy and pasted from the last one. against will have new points to juxtapose adam though

if you've been around my space long enough you know these well

FOR

lost his own diss track against his rival

sings an entire number about not giving a fuck about his rival's return while being the only person TO give a fuck

tried to physically block a radio, an AUDIO output device as if it'd stop anything, failed at doing even that

his screen calls out the reason for his crashes and he seemingly can't control it

causes a city-wide blackout because his rival announced to everyone he rejected him

there is a non-zero possibility he was/is in love with said rival but said rival will never love him back

purposely avoided going to an overlords meeting and called his co-worker up at the very last minute to attend for him

the guy he appointed as a spy ended up being the very person to prove a sinner can be redeemed

coward who constantly hides behind screens

episode 8

AGAINST

he is capable in literally any context outside of alastor

debuts actually acting cunning

capable of coming up with something on the spot without hesitation (voxtek angelic security)

actually smart (able to interpret val's "put something inside them" comment as appointing a spy)

feared by his employees

well he didn't get left by anyone in an EXISTING relationship... he just got rejected in one that never started

he has bitches (yeah it's valentino but bitches are bitches okay!!)

is in fact not dead

[boinin]

Just home from seeing the EpiNagi dub ⚽🤍 It cracked me up a lot, occasionally unintentionally, but it's a fun film. Some of my personal highlights and thoughts on the film below (spoilers):

Main unintentional humour were the instances of dodgy animation. Nameoka's hands look so jank as he's dissing Reo pre-Hakuho match—I was chuckling. Tbh the bad animation was amusing more than distracting to me, since I knew going in that the movie would have S1-equivalent animation.

Nagi calling Isagi a short normie 💀

Zantetsu's VA and his dialogue were really funny. Unfortunately some of his line delivery was quite muffled, so it could be hard to make out. But his dilemma over eating Nagi's steak and the "shooting out the womb" (??) bit were hilarious.

Bachira saying a really quiet zoom after out dribbling Zantetsu. Also, he had his own friggin insert song for scoring against Team V 🔥 as he deserves 💛

That one OST song that plays over Nagi's death aura scene is so damn cool; I know what album I'm looking up tomorrow.

They bishi-fied Kunigami even more for the movie. Also, any time he cheered IT WAS SO DAMN LOUD. Dude can shout.

Speaking of, why did they make Kuon look so pretty after fouling Nagi. Like?? Noticeably prettier than the other cast, even Chigiri. Only Nagi and Reo got that level of detail otherwise lmao

The movie hammered home how integral Raichi was to beating Team V. His "OR I'LL KILL YOU" moment went way harder than it had any right to.

Anri being a dork — I'm paraphrasing, but she says "It's like going Super Seiy—uh, right?" Then she pouts when Ego shoots her down. 🥹 ily queen you deserve better

The scene of Nagi seeing Isagi's light before the game ends, and Reo's reflection on the the breakup were both really nicely animated. They skimped a loooot in other places, but they knew where to invest time and money.

The post credit scenes 🤍💜 They're movie-original, and do volumes for Reo's characterisation. I can't wait until Episode Nagi's manga reaches that point.

The dub as a whole is decent, though Reo's dialogue is a shade more dudebro-y than it needed to be IMO. It's not as shippy as I'd expected, but that could be down to how they localised the dialogue. The animation is unambiguous though; Nagi's just like �� whenever he looks at Reo.

Zantetsu's dialogue needed more breathing room to land than it received. I still really enjoyed his VA's performance. Other standout performances for me were Ego, and Barou's VAs. Chigiri's VA nailed the few lines they gave him, the standout being "I'll give you a headpat later." 👑

Anyway, I'm considering going to the subbed edition on Saturday, since that's the version I initially wanted to see... I just couldn't make the subbed cinema times this week. 🤷‍♀️ If I do go, I'll make a comparison post.

[usernamesuggestionsarefunny]

I have been watching many dudebro channels roasting endgame and let me tell you, they notice logic fails, technical details and other plotholes tumblr fans usually don´t, but at the same time, they sometimes miss or don´t put as much emphasis on many failures the movie had when it came to the characters and the relationships between them. They don´t place as much importance on the bonds between the characters (*cough* and how endgame and the previous movies as a whole fucked everything up/missed great oportunities to show friendships and other bonds between the characters *cough*) as they do on the logic of the story. They don´t notice the lack of closure for Bruce and Natasha, or the whole civil war deal with Tony. They don´t notice the fact Steve is thinking about Peggy in the snap support group what an asshole when it was Sam, Wanda and Bucky who he lost recently in the snap. 

Like for example, many are willing to give a lot of thought to how stupid the avengers´ time heist plan was but when they get to Steve´s ending or Natasha´s pointless death they are like “sure, that was fine, whatever”. At most they complain about Nat´s sacrifice being unnecessary (And come up with other alternative ideas that would have been more logical than the set of circumstances that made Natasha´s sacrifice a plot device in the first place), or complain about how out of character it was for Steve to stop fighting, or about Steve abandoning his friends for a second, but then get back to other logic-plot-related stuff. In summary, dudebros complain more about Steve´s ending breaking the time travel rules the writers themselves created (Which, same, that was sooo annoying) than about the end to literally all of Steve´s friendships in the future.

It just seems interesting, the differences between the criticisms men and women make (I am going by the assumption a great deal of us on tumblr and fanfiction in general are women, I know not everyone is) about the same piece of media, the things they find more important to enjoy entertainment.  Obviously those are just stereotypes based on gender roles and all individuals are different but this is just based on what I have observed.

None of those criticisms are useless btw, all those issues are valid and actually complement each other to explain why endgame sucked. 

[fmdhanjae]

without further ado i’d like to get into this intro, i’m mischa, please add me on discord if you’re ok with that and feel free to dm me about plotting any time. this is gyu hanjae, the group leader and hip-hop unit leader, as well as the main rapper, of CHARM.

gyu hanjae; eyebrows snatched, jawline snatched, wastline snatched, your girl snatched, your lead snatched, your hopes and dreams snatched, what can’t he steal, this man is swiper. modeled just a little after that one time g-dragon dissed mama while performing at mama.

he’s a leader, but like the way an older sibling leads. blaming things on you when it’s convenient, bullying you sometimes, being a know it all and complaining when they have to babysit bc they want to go out with friends. probably locked half of charm in a closet when they were trainees. used to be playfully mischief but now it’s because he knows he can get away with it. to his credit, also like an older sibling, he comes in clutch when he’s needed. he knows his members very well and loathes to see them feeling bad. his door is always unlocked for them.

on the coin toss, he’s very self assured and takes control like he was born for it. bossy, a little bit bad but in a likeable way. not annoying, but he can be a pest when he’s searching for smiles or annoyed with someone.

believe me, he was born for the stage.

at his best? funny guy, impassioned, colorful energy and he quotes movies and cartoons a lot. seems cooler than he is and it’s a well guarded secret. he’s a spiderman type of personality, the type who calls people ‘dude’. a real dudebro tbh. calls his crushes dude too.

at his worst? petty, passive aggressive or just flat out aggressive, immature, will hurt peoples feelings to push them away and sabotages his own relationships.

his subtlies are actually subtle, as in, they’re hard to spot. it’s tough to know he even has a side that isn’t displayed but he does.

he’s a hot and cold personality. little known fact but that ‘hot n cold’ katy perry song was written about him heh. the romantic consistency of water, good luck.

he was only a trainee for about 2 years before his group debuted, and had very little to no practice with rapping before joining. thought he would end up a sub vocal because he didn’t have quite as much experience as he saw many other trainees having, but he worked hard as a competitive person and has made a lot of progress.

he has a sister that he keeps in contact with, frequently calls her even on tour. 

♥ ♥ someone give him a ‘say something’ justin timberlake romance like he deserves.

there’s a trigger warning here for his backstory so the next point will have that, skip it if you’re sensitive to topics of death and suicide.

he lost his mother as a kid due to mental illness which lead to her suicide.

due to the loss he suffered as a kid, he is a big advocate for mental health awareness, donates money and sometimes time and discussion to charities that support this. he’s really vocal about this (think, min yoongi’s vocal acknowledgement of mental health or, gong yoo’s discussing it publicly.)

extremely chaotic energy.

occasionally really hateful, very evil and immature about the things sometimes, when i say he gets cold i mean it.

he watches a lot of dramas in his free time and often bringes to catch up with releases. idol actors hit him up he’s probably a fan.

drinks slowly in groups and gatherings. recreational smoker and professional coffee drinker and juicer.

playfully cheats when the group plays games, like mafia or other group games for laughs.

check out his profile, bio and plots pages.

[aiden-and-jody]

I fell guilty every time I cringe in repulsion at gay-guy porn, especially yaoi. It’s for one reason; no women, no thank you.

Just a porn preference, see I set that up to look all bad but it wasn’t. I just have to say though, being this is my book of shadows and not yours, that...

I just really don’t care about two dudes my dude. This is self expression, not an attack on your opinions. I’m talking about the porn I like, not your lifestyle. Okay? Okay. The opening? It’s called a joke.

And man I’m like SO bored when I see two dudes. I’m like ew get a chick in there so I can feel something. This is because I just find female bodies more interesting, and I also can’t and won’t get off to two guys who’d probably be upset that I was masturbating to them.

Think about it female yaoi fans; if the guys you were jilling/jerking it to suddenly turned around and saw you... they’d throw you out. Yell at you. Call you disgusting. Like... the idea of porn, FOR ME, is that you put yourself into the shoes of the person. Why jerk it to people who aren’t attracted to you?

See I had a big weeaboo phase as a kid where I distanced myself mentally from my real body and came up with an OC replacement for myself. Someone I deemed thinner, prettier, better. She looked as tacky and DeviantART as you can imagine, and I put this version of myself forward in all my thought processes.

So for those who say “it’s my OC I think about with them” bros you can’t play pretend that hard so far into adulthood. It’s a natural part of childhood and I ain’t here dissing any 13 year olds for doing it but if you’re 18+ it’s time to stop. I’m not saying don’t “have OC’s” either but you realized a mature creative writer doesn’t call their original characters OC’s or self inserts because they’re full fledged characters written for their work. Aaron Paul isn’t gonna call BoJack his OC, I just clock anyone using OC’s as below the age of 18.

And being that I have NSFW things on here, I’m going to start distancing myself from anyone I think is below that age. I appreciate the people that follow this blog but it’s a book of shadows, not something I’m obsessively checking how many follow me. So anyone that posts yaoi and self inserts, I’m gonna be unfollowing.

For the record it’s my dashboard and it’s for me, and I only want on it what I want on it. No female pussy, no female dick, no thank you. I’m attracted to men but not gay men because I’m not deserpate and sad and when I see gay men I show them the respect I wanted from straight men when I was younger; I leave them the fuck alone.

And have you ever stopped to really ask how the gay men in the porn would feel to find out a woman was jacking it to it? Come on. If you wanna feel like you could be laughed at mid masturbation then that’s your deal. Idk man, my sexuality is too sacred to me, and the sexuality of those who do NOT want me to participate.

Like leave them alone you faghag. They have a term for said women that only like gay men. It’s really just.... it’s sad. It’s unfeminist, it’s unfriendly to gay men, it’s just disrespecting yourself and them at the same time.

“But guys jerk to women who don’t want them all the time” do they? Do they tho? You sure those lesbians are real and not two paid straight women? They’d only find the real lesbians in the female ejaculation category and idk how many DUDEbros are going into there. There’s still scared of our bodies.

And I GUESS you could tell me to fuck off and watch whatever porn you want but I still think it’s hella embarrassing