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You are way to fucking sexy to even lose one possible second of playing with you baby
Every wasted second is a shame.
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listen I will defend kendall til my last dying breath. He’s the type of character that I have lived and breathed for these last couple years and seasons. He’s my little prince and I love everything he does. Even when the things he does is morally, ethically, and socially terrible.
but I draw the line when he told roman that he fucked it at the funeral. After everything. That did it for me. My prince is gone. Officially. The kendall that I watched get burned over and over again for 4 seasons… Kendall Logan Roy (the KLR) replaced him. And now I have to turn my back and accept the fact that the poison did in fact drip through.
Fuck you, Jesse Armstrong. Fuck you and god bless.
#I’m very sad#like I’m numb and I can’t feel anything#but yeah I guess you could say that I am very very sad#“I don’t wanna be you.#KENDALL YOU SAID THAT#YOU said that#😭😭😭#we’ll look at you now#kendall Roy#Jeremy strong#Jesse Armstrong#succession hbo#hbo succession#kieran culkin#Roman Roy#gg
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Story time with Dee. (Featuring Miss Eris)
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Cheeky Brat
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#girl...#you dug ypur own grave here#idk what to say#like yeah girl#you said that#its alllll you#hahahah#manga#manga recommendation#cheeky brat#namaikizakari#screencaps#manga panel#romance#shoujo#fyres hyperfixations#shojo#school setting
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#were you going to k*** me#what was that#what are you doing now#idk if you have my S8 but Someone fucking does and was silly enough to use it to access my fb#like#who are these ppl copying the ppl i know#why do all these different false links conveniently point to the legitimate source#why am i not allowed to talk about it#why is everyone acting this way and why did you vanish#just#god i want you to be Something resembling Real#i know you were trying to “help”#god i Know this is off and I'm sick of being deceived#i thought you were my friend#i thought you needed me#you said that#and Im like crazy but we are both kinda unhinged#am i being selfish#was i stupid to become this exposed#this is so upsetting like why do i keep running into more roadblocks#why are pretending everything is fine and that this is a life worth living#no one absolutely NO ONE would switch places with me given what i know#everyone wants to protect me and 'help me grow' but i can't even speak or think for myself#why do i allow this to be my life#you have to carr#right?#all this time could not point to you not caring#Right??
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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
#in a perfect world the move im gay meme would be about being fat or having a mobility aid and people just standing in your way in public#my bemoanings#debated posting this but itd be nice to have some solidarity where my mobility aid users at who have not a lot of good outside friends#also if youre a friend of mine who is worried that you might be the person in the comic im gonna be real#MULTIPLE ppl have said this exact thing to me and id rather you just slow down next time. dont come to me asking for forgiveness or smth#also straight up the person in this comic i havent seen for years because they were mean to me anyways
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fyi if you're trying to use the fact that that rancid ass muskrat cunt is autistic to be like "oh he didn't know what he did was wrong" about the fact that he threw up a fucking nazi salute then you are one of the stupidest fucking cunts to walk the earth and since we're in a housing crisis you should start offering the massive amount of empty fucking space in your skull for rent
(signed, an autistic person)
#mine#to the dumb bitch on tiktok who said he was just stimming i genuinely fucking hate you#autism#actually autistic#elon musk#ableism#us politics
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Suzanne Collin’s just said fuck you to everyone who’s ever critiqued the Hunger Games as being a “teen girl saves the day” story. She said oh, Mockingjay didn’t make it clear enough? Here’s a book about how people have been rebelling for decades only to have their efforts suppressed and propagandized. Rebellion takes time and it takes failure and Katniss may have been the spark that ignited the wildfire but she did so standing atop the doused flames of everyone who came before her.
#she said if you can’t handle basic media comprehension I will just spell it out for you#i have so much to say#this book broke me in all the best ways#the hunger games#sunrise on the reaping#suzanne collins#katniss everdeen#haymitch abernathy#spoilers#sotr spoilers
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me and coworker: okay. we're getting rid of a ton of old records. they're sorted into price piles, you just need to write down the price and stick them to the record sleeve. if it doesn't have a sleeve, do not stick it to the vinyl bit, because the adhesive gunks up the grooves and affects how they play. okay?
new guy: yeah man!
us checking up on him 20 minutes later: 😨😂
him: i did not put stickers on them 🫡
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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glorious evolution
#arcane#jayvik#arcane s2#jayce talis#viktor arcane#fanart#based on the vitruvian man#shout out to my friend for encouraging me to post this#you know who you are. love you#my favorite part in arcane was when viktor said its evolution time and then evolved all over the place#jayce fuck your hammer#not literally#unless#still dont know how to tag properly#hell yeah
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it's too early to be provoking this way ffs
part 2??
#jayvik#arcane#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayce x viktor#college au if its not clear enough#trans viktor#idk if that tag is necessary at all but there you go tho#jayce said bicep day#my art
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arcane ships be like
i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)
#guys i don't actually ship jayvik but it was necessary for the reference#sorry for the quality btw i threw this together#timebomb#jayvik#caitvi#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#EDIT: multiple people have pointed out that the labels i've used aren't the characters' real sexualities. and they're right#there's actually NO labels in runeterra so i shoulda said m/f m/m and f/f relationships#but you guys already gave this 13k notes so whatever bro#just know!!! they are more than whatever nathaniacolver post labels them as! :)#EDIT AGAIN AFTER THE FINALE: I DO INDEED NOW SHIP JAYVIK. DAFUQ#DOOM IS DOOM#edit number 3 or something idk man people keep asking stuff:#i made this after act 1 and before acts 2 & 3 so this is an ACT 1 MEME#and yes timebomb are whatever the frick you want them to be. *sighs*. i should've said f/m relationship so bad
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i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.
#m2a#i reek of bisexuality so hard that multiple people have said we have bi couple energy#and I'm always like you don't understand. i have never met a more heterosexual human than my husband.#he's perfect.
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
#safety wizard#wizard#Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!
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