#you put a sploosh o matic in my hands and my whole entire brain immediately goes KILL. KILL!!!!
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Picked up my sploosh after using the forge splattershot pro for aaaaages and I forgot how much I love this thing
#mobbtalks#splatoonposting#also forgot how much of a rabid animal it turns me into#you put a sploosh o matic in my hands and my whole entire brain immediately goes KILL. KILL!!!!#it was ranked splatzones so I don’t feel like an asshole obv you have to be more chill on turf war#I went from like. maybe 10 kills if I was doing really well with the splattershot pro to like. 20+ with the sploosh#I even hesitated before going in with my sploosh!!! I was like ‘hmmm this is like right before a rank-up battle maybe I should stick with#the splattershot forge pro’ that’s how hard I forgot I love this thing#unfortunately I don’t like the kit on the neo sploosh o matic… might give it a go but I like my hammer#and my curling bombs AUGH I forgot how nice it is to just glide in along behind a curling bomb#giving my sploosh a big kiss right on the trumpet#yeah that was a whole splatzone series of knockout victories#you know that post that’s like ‘I did poorly at splatoon today I hope women still like me’ ‘good luck even having a woman look at you after#today’ I have the opposite problem. undeniable splatoon charisma. they love me for my kill count and war crimes#uh also just as a disclaimer I wasn’t base camping either I hare base camping#(I know I’ve spoken before about getting into the enemy base but all I do is run around and make a nuisance of myself I don’t like. spawn#camp. that’s no fun)
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