#you know lottie would get the diy lobotomy

[elizabeth-mitchells]

god it just hit me that i made that post about lottienat as griddlehark before finding out nat dies in the show...

[elizabeth-mitchells]

Yellowjackets' The Locked Tomb AU:

more thoughts at the end. very much spoilers for the locked tomb

The Ninth House Necromancer: Lottie Cavalier: Natalie

The Second House Necromancer: Mari Cavalier: Akilah

The Third House Necromancers: Jackie & Shauna Cavalier: Jeff

The Fourth House Necromancer: Gen Cavalier: Melissa

The Fifth House Necromancer: Laura Lee Cavalier: Coach Scott

The Sixth House Necromancer: Taissa Cavalier: Van

The Seventh House Necromancer: Misty Cavalier: Crystal

The Eight House Necromancer: Travis Cavalier: Javi

The Ninth House: Lottie and Natalie as enemies to lovers (enemies to i'll get a diy lobotomy for you). What if Lottie was goth, and a nun, and a lesbian (she already is), and a very powerful necromancer, and also the result of mass genocide? What if Natalie had nothing but aviator sunglasses, a cool ass sword, porn magazines, and her profound hatred (and even deeper devotion) for Lottie? Lottie has visions, Nat just wants to escape her hometown, Lottie makes bone marrow soup, everyone is into Nat, Lottie is constantly bleeding, childhood enemies to only we can stop Misty Quigley

The Second House: i'm going to be honest, i don't have a lot for this one, but hey they are an inseparable duo, kinda gay, and Mari's self-righteous ass having an extremely tragic fate (pit girl hello) seems good enough to me!

The Third House: i feel very strongly about this one!!! twins or not. Jackie and Shauna's codependent relationship would nicely match the Tridentarious dynamic!!! eat her ear, eat her soul, you know? the misconception that Shauna was living under Jackie's shadow when all this time Shauna was the real necromancer hello??? And Jeff just being there... nobody cares about Jeff.

The Fourth House: listen. they're just kids. they die too soon. they were having fun. i needed more characters alright??

The Fifth House: maybe a lesbian and a gay man can be a wholesome marriage you know? no no but seriously. they are not married, they are besties, they are kind, they would invite everyone to dinner, and Laura Lee's ghost would save Lottie from dying at some point!!!

The Six House: also feeling good about this one! I mean, just picture Tai saying "Van... Go Loud." insane!!!! and of course they would be besties with the 9th. and of course Tai would be the smartest one around and she knows it. also!! who else is going to get their souls merged together huh??? look me in the eye and tell me Van wouldn't choose the name Paul. you can't

The Seventh House: this one!! Misty as Cytherea!! she's small and frail and dying and actually!! she's going to kill all of you <33 also Crystal acting a little too happy? even though her eyes look so dead? yeah there's a reason for that!!

The Eight House: i'm going to be honest with you guys here. i ran out of characters. apologies to Javi.