#you know ketheric had a constant migraine thanks to durge and gortash
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*At their weekly triforce of evil board meeting.*
Ketheric: Araj has some new elixirs she's experimenting with and is asking for a gnoll to test them on.
Durge: No.
Ketheric: What?
Durge: Let me elaborate; tell bitchtits to get fucked.
Gortash: *Snorts*
Ketheric: You have twelve of them! Surely you can spare one?
Durge: "Get fucked. Love, Durge." Write that down and send it to her.
Ketheric: Gods below! I'll go send one of the gnolls, myself!
Gortash: I wouldn't recommend doing that.
Ketheric: Why?
Durge: Because then I'd have twelve gnolls and a dead body.
Gortash: Technically, he's already-
Durge: NOBODY ASKED YOU, ENVER!
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