#you know it's going to F U C K when it's basic tags and a quick summary

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ᝰ.ᐟ✮⋆˙ - NSFW ALPHABET // GHOST

simon 'ghost' riley x reader ⸝⸝ navigation ୨୧ tags : fluff, smut

୨୧ 𝘴𝘺𝘯𝘰𝘱𝘴𝘪𝘴 : nsfw alphabet for simon riley!!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he loves aftercare, its one of his favorite things about sex. he loves the sex smelled filled room with both your sweaty bodies connected with eachother. he cuddles with you, on the nearest comfortable, plush place : normally either the bed or the couch. he mutters soft praise whilst kissing your bare body! he loves the soppy moments after where its nothing but you two and hot, breathless kisses!

B = Body part (their favourite body part of their partner’s)

i dont think simon would have any part of you he favourites, yeah sure he loves your waist or your thighs. but he wouldnt say he prefers them over another part of you. he loves all of you differently. but if he had to pick? like answer or die? he would pick your waist/ lower stomach, he loves picking you up from your waist and just dropping you (carefully) down. youre so small compared to him and loves just man handling you!! he also likes it when youre on your period and your lower stomach kills, your cramps harming you and he uses his big warm hands as a hot water bottle!!

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he would cum on your tits most of the time, barley ever inside of you unless you have some sort of protection. he loves to see your perky nipples covers in his cum, hot sticky cum plastered all over the bite marks he leaves all over your tits!!

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

hes a switch, he loves when you take dominance but you know how far to go and what to not do. he would only let you top after a while of dating because of trust issues and trauma. but eventually you two chat and the first time be came so much the bedsheets were covered

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he doesnt fuck loads but hes not a virgin. hes had sex before he met you, but he would only shag unless he trusted them. he wouldnt really do hookups, he would do relationship. trusting relationships. he does know what to do and how he just likes easing up into it though.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

doesnt mind anything really aslong as the two lf you are comfortable. but he likes when you ride him a little more than all the rest, he loves gripping onto your waist to help you and guide your movements and he almost orgasms when he sees your sweaty face trying your hardest to fit his cock all in you. seeing the small bump on your lower stomach from where his dick is finally makes him shoot a load into you

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

depends on how hes feeling, he likes silly sex where you two are both laughing and soft deep breathes when he pushes inside of you. he makes cute little jokes that make you clench at how cute hes being and he knows how much you like it. yet he also likes when all he does is focus of getting you two to cum, especially after not cumming for a while or being apart for a bit.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they?)

hes one hairy ass motherfucker. he doesn't shave, he doesnt see a reason too. you dont really care so he doesnt either.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

will touch you everywhere, constantly all over you. touching your tits and rubbing your arse, you feel up his arms and his strong muscles. touching is the most important thing he thinks. he loves intimacy with you and you only.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

slow and steady wins the race. he jacks off normally to a thought of you or sometimes to a picture if hes really horny. hes quiet but sometimes if hes neglected that much he will whimper softly. small silent whimpers that only you will ever hear

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

praise, he likes when you praise him and he likes praising you. he loves the way your eyes light up when he tells you youre a good girl, he loves the way you mutter how well hes doing when kissing him.

restraints / bondage, but only of you. he likes the control and knowing whats happening, he loves seeing you squirm whilst youre tied up and he loves when you ask for it aswell. if you dont he feels weird like hes forcing you into something, but when you ask he instantly gets hard.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

bed, he likes the comfort and how you two can just collapse onto eachother and hug. he will throw you, gently, onto the bed whilst laughing, mutter quiet dirty talk into your ear and you two will have a perfect night together!!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

seeing you with his clothes on turns his grinds. he loves seeing you take care of him and he lovesss seeing you after a shower. all wet with dripping hair, your smell filling his nose and your soft skin!! boner constantly!!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he doesnt really like cnc, after everythings hes been through he just wouldnt. it would remind him too much of the past. if you say stop or the safe word - he is off of you instantly and comforts you. even if you didnt mean to say stop, if its just a spur of the moment thing like you feel so fucking good and your just going to have orgasms after orgasms, so you say stop. he is off. he is checking on you and pulling out. he doesnt like feeling like hes forced you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

preferably both, he likes 69 and he likes feeling your clit on his tongue and he likes your mouth around his cock. so why not both at the same time? with his tongue - hes a fucking legend, he'll flick so quick at your clit making you cum all over his face!!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he likes to mix it up, honestly he could just cum as soon as he drags his dick into your sweet cunt but he will do it how ever you wanna <3

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

if you have somewhere to be and fast and you two just wanna then he will ofc but he prefers the slow and sensual sex than rushed.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

not with pregnancy, unless you two are sure and you two wanna have a baby than he will make sure to wear protection or if youre on the pill. just any protection. he wouldnt be open to threesomes, he likes you all to himself. you are his, not someone elses. he is okay with different kinks, trying out new stuff. unless its weird - obviously.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

normally around 2-3 rounds, he would go for ages until you cum at least twice. until you want enough really. obviously with his build and his stamina, he knows how to go for multiple times and without getting exhausted.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

prefers you over toys, if you arent there he wouldnt use toys. maybe a flesh light at most, but he would use his hands or fingers more. he would use them on you, vibrators are his favourite to use on you. he loves seeing you squirm as he holds you down with the vibrator pressed onto your clit, maybe tied up in the process. but yes he will use them on you!!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

50/50, he would love to tease you but couldnt for ages due to how horny he is. he cant see you with your fluttering eyelashes while you moan out whilst pleading. begging him to touch you just sends blood rush down to his cock. he would for a bit but wouldnt for hours. maybe just a little before he fucks you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

small whimpers if hes feeling needy, like ive said before. he groans softly while fucking deep inside of you, he would grunt when you do something he likes. like a 'fuck, yes' grunt!!

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

isnt overally jealous, yeah he would get angry if someone tries to get with his girl but he wouldnt shag you infront of them or beat them up. he would just swiftly grab you and walk away with you, wrapping his arm around your waist. but if you have a guy friend or a guy best friend? he wouldnt care, he trusts you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

girthy, 6 inches, big vein on the left side and hes a grower!! almost 7 inches when hard.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

around the middle, he gets it on at night not much in the morning though. he can go for ages but he wouldnt constantly. he would rather have a little comforting hug then constant sex. just being close to you does it for him. he would whenever you wanna.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

almost instantly. hes one tired guy, he never really gets sleep so with you he can. he would get all comfortable next to you and kiss your forehead,

"come sleep now baby, yeah?" he mumbles whilst waiting for you to sleep, after youre sleeping then he will. first he needs to check youre okay and nothing can ever hurt you.

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✧ ns/fw alphabet: choso ✧

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

›› still sticky from the mess both of you made, choso prefers to cuddle you for a long time, skin to skin. he likes to feel your warmth when he spoons you (although he does like to be little spoon sometimes too!)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

›› he likes his hands the most. he definitely knows how to maneuver his fingers with precise motions. he knows what he's doing

›› he thinks it'd be cruel to pick just one part of your body that is his favorite, when everything about you is his favorite. so he would say all. but if you kept bugging him about it, he'd confess it's ur thighs. he definitely likes laying his head in ur lap and taking naps, or just squishing them <33

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

›› he thinks cum swapping is hot tbh. sometimes he tells you to not swallow all of it so he can kiss you after. (bonus: just likes fluids like cum + spit teehee). also loves cumming inside you

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

›› he has stolen your used panties before and used them. multiple times. in multiple ways. you thought the washing machine just magically ate them, but no, choso is a little pervert

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

›› although he's always been a lil freaky, he doesn't actually have much experience outside of your relationship. you kind of woke something in him tho. at first you had to teach him, but they always say the student surpasses the teacher :3

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

›› mating press.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

›› he can be both. sometimes you can see the super concentrated look on his face, but usually he's really laid back and in tune with yours and his emotions / feelings. if something funny happens (like a queef) he will laugh. but so do you

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

›› he does what you like tbh. (this is not a cop out answer he just thinks since ur the one down there that u should tell him what to do)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

›› he's so fkn cute fr. he loves holding your hand in whatever position you're in, intertwining his fingers with yours. he definitely whimpers and says "i love you" like a million times in a session

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

›› aside from the used panties stuff, he tries to limit the solo stuff. he'd rather save his loads for you than waste it in his hands. but on the off chance he does feel the urge, he's either using something of yours or watching the many videos you two made together

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

›› mommy kink frfr. he loves calling you mommy. and although he is a switch and does like to dom, nothing beats being taken care of by his mommy <3

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

›› literally anywhere. he will do it anywhere he doesn't even care. choso thinks semi public stuff is fun, like the forest or beach.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

›› anything to do with you. looking at you, hearing your voice, smelling you, thinking about you, literally anything.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

›› he couldn't do any pain towards you or even that much from you. choso would be fine w/ a light slap or spank, but nothing too rough ><

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

›› absolutely loves eating you out. he is a certified munch every day of the week. he could do only that and still feel satisfied. (he definitely jerks himself during that or dry humps the bed)

›› he loves you throat fucking him, but not as much as your cunt. he'd rather use that

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

›› both :3 starts out pretty slow and rhythmic but as he feels himself approach his orgasm he starts erratically and frantically fucking into you

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

›› it's alright, but he prefers longer sessions and would rather wait until you have a few hours alone

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

›› he will try anything you suggest to him. anything you are curious about he's instantly the #1 fan of

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

›› multiple rounds, an hour at least. he likes to switch up positions and take breaks with foreplay and toys to extend the fun time tbh

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

›› loves being leashed and collared by you. but also the same to him. he uses whatever you want, vibrators, dildos, plugs, etc on you. he sees it as a great way to have more fun

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

›› he prefers being teased more. he likes you bullying him

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

›› this man WHIMPERS a lot. such a slutty yet angelic sound tho tbh. he's loud, vocal, and likes to talk

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

›› too scared to ask you to wear thigh highs and let him thigh fuck you but he drools thinking abt it

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

›› 5 in soft, 7.5 in hard. cut, slightly curved, pale base like #FFF1E4, gradient towards the tip which is much redder like #FFD3CA, fluid #FEFEFE, slightly salty

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

›› as much as he can do it. he's a horndog fr. multiple times a day at least. but he always respects when you tell him no ^_^

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

›› near instantly. the post-sex cuddling almost always ends with him snoring within minutes :3

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He'll expect you to take care of him, but may do something for you in return

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his entire body, can't choose which part the most, on you, your lips, the way he can make you scream his name is such a turn on for him

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Usually on your breasts or back

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Probably has jacked off to your clothes and came on them when you were away

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not much, let's not forget that even tho cocky and famous he's still a loser (affectionate)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes them all, but prefers to see your face during the act

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Can be both, prefers the moment to be serious but he's just too cute~

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has little to not hair, even if he has, it's almost invisible due to the blond colour of his pubes

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's pretty busy so sometimes it will just be quick fuck and go, but when he can he tries to be as intimate as he can to make it up to you

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Not often, not rarely, he jacks off a normal account, tho he would much rather have you with him

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He won't tell you this, but pull his hair and call him a good boy and he'll turn into mush

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

On the bed, but since that's boring he also likes doing it on his desk

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Hearing you say his name is enough to get him hard

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything involving...other body fluids except for cum and saliva

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers receiving since seeing you below him boosts his ego and he never ate pussy before so he's nervous

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Will let you take the reins when it comes to pace, whatever you like he can do

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He's busy with stardom, so although he doesn't particularly enjoy them, you two have to resort to them often

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not really, prefers to keep it in his room, but if he has to he can take you anywhere

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

One round, no questions asked

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Why do you need toys when you have him ~

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He will do so only to boost his ego

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Really loud, though he claims you're louder

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He would like to show you off as much as he can, but due to his career he can't, so he resorts to wearing matching clothes and maybe even showing some lovebites, using Kayn beating him up as an explanation

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Satisfactory length, about 12 cms, pretty thin

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Average, would like to have sex at least once every 2 weeks, maybe more often

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He usually cuddles with you and falls asleep right after

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sowl Follow 14h ago

HOLY FUCK HAVE WE ALL SEEN THIS

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY F U C K

#superhero tag #Moon Knights #screaming crying throwing things

gnu-tony-stark Follow 13h ago

Someone from Jewish tumblr please translate for the rest of us??

mishegascleo Follow 11h ago

So it's a TikTok (from the official Moon Girl account, don't think she and the Moon Knights are actually affiliated, but I guess they team up sometimes?) of a Moon Knight saying a long paragraph that basically boils down to "don't be a jerk on the internet."

The reason Jewish Tumblr is flipping out about it is, this 1-minute video is packed with bits of Yiddish and Hebrew. Some highlights:

mishegas = insanity, craziness, wackiness

geneivat da'at = lying or misrepresenting something, literally "stealing knowledge"

kvetching = complaining

mitzvah = a commandment, specifically a good deed that Jewish people are commanded to do

schmuck = a dick, in both the literal and figurative senses

lashon hara = callout culture (no seriously, it's when you spread bad news about people that's factually accurate, but you're not doing it to help anyone or improve a situation, you're just reveling in the drama)

mishpocheh = family, including chosen family

And he uses them all right! And he's talking so fast, but the pronunciation is spot-on. There's no acCENT on the wrong sylLABle. Even if someone else wrote it for him, he wouldn't be that casually fluid if this wasn't a mode he was already used to talking in.

ORTHODOX MOON KNIGHT IS JEWISH, Y'ALL. And not a new convert (this is not a dig at converts, you are loved and valid!), but someone who grew up in a community that talked like this. My heart.

#superhero stuff tag #Moon Knights #the others aren't in the video but he implies they're Jewish too #this is the least important thing about all this but-- #it is officially kosher to call them Orthodox and Reform now #see what I did there

mishegascleo Follow 6h ago

Seeing a whole lot of schmucks in the replies going "no ACTUALLY he pronounced such-and-such wrong."

Well, I am here to tell you that Jewish people are found in all different regions and cultures! What you are hearing is a specific accent, not "pronouncing things wrong." Hope that helps!

#not gonna try to pin down the exact accent #that feels uncomfortably close to doxxing #let's just say I know a few people who pronounce stuff EXACTLY the same way #and leave it at that

allthegoodthorfanblogsweretaken Follow 2h ago

Ok but if they ARE confirmed Jewish, doesn't that make it INCREDIBLY problematic for them to be working for an Egyptian god? Like is this really the representation we should be excited about??

spudly0 Follow 46m ago

real people cannot be bad representation of their own identities you walnut

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Very good at aftercare, at least for his partner, albeit he'll forget to do much for himself beyond cleaning even if he subs

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He wouldn't say he has a favorite body part necessarily, but he likes his voice pretty decently. And he's a big fan of hands, or thighs

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He's kinda obsessed, although he keeps it pretty chill on the surface. He will clean up after himself though, and his partner-

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

One of the fastest ways to get him off is just to finger/fuck him, he found that out after getting wheedled into trying pegging with an ex-girlfriend of his. Just slip something into him and he'll go off like a rocket. He also likes bottoming for cockwarming purposes, it helps turn off his brain

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Fairly experienced, knows the basics and learns quickly

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy or just anything that lets him avoid eye contact

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's serious once he gets into it

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't bother with shaving, it's an arduous process that makes him jittery, so it's messy

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

If it's someone he knows well, he's very intimate, and regardless, when everything's said and done, he's very cuddly

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jacks off fairly regularly, at least once a week if not more, more as a way to get rid of morning wood than anything since it's not very satisfying to him

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He's into bondage/shibari, and painplay, although he hasn't had the chance to engage in these kinks much

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom, or the kitchen for reasons unknown

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Pain [he's a masochist], just being touched in random situations [by people he knows and is sexually involved with], TBD honestly

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He's not a big fan of latex, horrible texture for him, nor is he a big fan of himself doing breeding talk

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Very very very good at it, prefers giving

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Typically, although it does vary between partner and situation, he likes to take his time, hard but slow

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He like taking his time, but he doesn't mind them, although since it takes him a while to cum from topping he's usually left to his own devices afterwards

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He has to be coaxed into it somewhat, but he does like experimentation and risks as much as he'll whine about it

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go as long as he's wanted to, although he'll have to stall for time to recuperate. If he's topping, he'll usually last pretty long, half an hour or so. If he's bottoming, his partners have to edge him to get it to last more than ten minutes

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has a few toys for himself, rarely ever uses them on partners though since they're just small dildos and plugs bought on a drunken whim. He uses them more often than he'd like to admit

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He adores teasing, as well as degradation, he's not afraid to get mean if his partner is down for it

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's incredibly loud, although he'll go pretty quiet when he's close, just whining or panting his partner's name. He whines, keens, groans, hisses somewhat, a pretty wide range

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves giving oral, like a ridiculous amount, especially as he gets older and needs more recovery time. Eating out, sucking off, whatever it is, he's down. He'll even just do it absentmindedly as a cockwarming/cuntwarming sort of thing.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

6 inch, uncut

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's comes and goes, sometimes it's all he can think about and sometimes it's dormant

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Once he's done with aftercare, he's out like a light. Eepy man, eepy forever

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Aegon ii Targaryen NSFW Alphabet

summary: it's in the title :3

notes: i don't condone anything aegon ii has done in canon. that being said, tgc is so... arhaskhfkghl enjoy

warnings: smut, written with fem!reader in mind, mentions of sw

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He wants to be the one to be cuddled and taken care of after. Honestly, he doesn’t mind that you’re sticky/sweaty, he just wants a hug.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He pretends to be confident about his body, but there’s nothing he likes about it much. Whatever you appreciate most, he does too.

For you, he’s a simple man. Likes tiddies.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This goes hand in hand with the body part thing. He likes coming on your tits as well.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Wants to have a threesome/foursome. Doesn’t really care how many people there are, and he certainly wouldn’t mind watching.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He thinks he’s experienced, but all of that comes from whores. You’ll probably have to teach him a bit.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Idk.. maybe spooning? Something cuddly for sure

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He doesn’t take himself very seriously anywhere, but he wants to be taken serious. He’ll joke around, but he’d rather focus on the moment

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Not well groomed. He doesn’t care very much, but doesn't care how well groomed you are either.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

I think he’d be very intimate if he cared for you. In my head, aegon is definitely polyamorous/would prefer open relationships, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Uhh- let’s skip this one

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise. He wants to be praised so so much, even though he won’t ask for it

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

A pleasure house is probably most practical, but his bedroom is also good.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You. His own mind. Anything and everything really. He wiped you off with a towel once? Now he sees a towel and gets horny. It just be like that.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hurt you. He doesn’t enjoy pain on you or himself.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers receiving, and he loves to be cockwarmed like that as well

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Mostly slow, a little bit lazy maybe. Morning sex with him is top tier.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He likes quickies in the form of surprise blowjobs/handjobs, but he’d rather fuck you properly

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s not that into experimenting. He’s got a few things he likes but if he’s with a partner he trust then sure, maybe.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for one or two rounds, but everything around that is way more important to him. Likes to take it slow.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Regular Aegon wouldn’t have toys, but modern!Aegon most definitely would. Maybe a vibrator or something to make you feel good.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He feels terrible when he teases, so he normally doesn’t do it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He moans for sure. He wants you to hear him too.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Sometimes, he prefers cuddling over sex, but there’s nothing as good as pulling you close when you’re half-awake and playing with you until you’re fully there.

Modern!Aegon finds vibrating underwear hilarious

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Okay honestly I think he’s average-

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Depends on his mood. If he’s feeling down, then it’s none existent but if he’s happy, he’s insatiable

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Extremely quickly. He’s been in your arms for two seconds, and boom he’s gone.

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hwang hyunjin nsfw alphabet

hyunjin was my first bias when i got into skz and i have such a soft spot for him 🫶🏼 and our bdays are so close together, so i’ll always be a lil delusional for him 🫶🏼 anyways, i was debating doing another nsfw alphabet and then i saw a comment that said smth abt doing this w hyunjin (my app hasn’t been working properly, im sorry i cant tag u :/) but i’ve been stressed so i started writing again lmaoo.

also!!! i mentioned it in my last one but for x (x ray - how big the person is), i’ll be changing it to smth else. i’m just not comfortable doing that. okok i’ve talked enough.

a - aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

hyunjin is the most romantic person ever. we can see that with some lyrics he’s written, his paintings, the way he talks. i truly feel like his aftercare reflects all of that as well. like bang chan, he’s there cleaning you up, making sure you’re hydrated, helping you get comfortable, talking to you in a soft voice and making sure you’re ok.

b - body part (their face body part of theirs & their partners)

iiii think, his fave body part of his is less a body sort and just is his height. he’s not one to particularly relish in how much bigger than you he is but he does love how much taller he is than you. he loves how your head rests on his chest when you hug him. he enjoys the fact that you have to tip toe to reach his lips. if we had to pick a body part, he loves his lips. on you, i feel as if he also loves your lips. loves kissing them, will look at them when you’re talking bc he loves the way you talk. obsessed. with. them. also loves your thighs.

c - cum (anything to do with cum)

will cum anywhere. on you, in you, maybe on his own hand, you get what i mean. but, he loves cumming right on your pussy. he will cum inside on most nights, will cum on your tits sometimes. but smth about fucking you, and pulling out to cum right on your pussy will only drive him wilder than he is. smth about it just fuels him to fuck you even harder.

d - dirty secrets

loves spitting in your mouth. there are some other skz members that i see being a part of the “filthy mouth spitters” and hyunjin is one of them. you two don’t usually have the whole “dom / sub” thing, but there are moments where he’ll be fucking you and make you open your mouth so he can see his spit go into it. honestly, i think he just loves fucking around with spit.

e - experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he’s not that experienced, but he has experience. when you two first started playing around, he knew the basics and a lil more. as time went on, you both learned and now he fucks you so well, you forget your own name.

f - favorite position

missionary. loves seeing your face, loves kissing you, loves seeing just how well he fucks you.

g - goofy (are they more serious in the moment or are they more humorous)

50/50. some nights it’s very romantic and passionate. some nights it’s just casual sex, with him cracking jokes sometimes.

h - hair (how well groomed are they?)

keeps himself clean. not fully but it’s clean.

i - intimacy (how are they during the moment? romantic aspect)

as mentioned before, he is so romantic. he will be telling you just how much he loves you, how you were made for him.

j - jack off

once in a while. on days he can’t see you and he needs you, all he does is think of you in that skirt he loves and suddenly his mind goes blank and his hand starts traveling on their own.

k - kink (one or more of their kinks)

blindfolding his partner / being blindfolded himself. smth about not being able to see what you’re about to do next and only relying on his other senses turns him on. he loves seeing you blindfolded as well. loves that you can turn your body over to him, and let him love you while you just lay back and enjoy.

l - location (favorite places to do the deed)

he loves shower sex. smth about it feels so intimate. especially in the morning. he will fuck you anywhere and everywhere, but something about touching you in the shower….

m - motivation (what turns them on and gets them going?)

really romantic moments. you can tell him you love him and he wants to drag you to bed. but he loves when you wear skirts as well. as mentioned earlier, he loves your thighs. anything that shows them off will definitely get him going.

n - NO (something they wouldn’t do, ever)

same w chan, will not do anything with piss. (someone said it was called golden showers, so he wouldn’t be into that). he’s also not into anything dangerous, so knife play, blood play, all of that. even in his toughest moments, he’ll be keeping it as safe as he can.

o - oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill)

loves giving. loves receiving. it’s a 50/50.

p - pace (are they fast or rough? slow and sensual?)

most nights, slow and sensual. he will be taking his time with you. he’s fast and rough sometimes but for the most part, he wants you both to fully enjoy the moment.

q - quickie (their opinion on quickies, how often)

not a fan of quickies. loves taking his time with you. he’ll only do quickies if he’s insanely desperate. even then, he’s promising you that when he comes home that night, he’ll make sure to love you properly.

r - risks (will they experiment? do they take risks?)

i feel like this is also a 50/50. sometimes he’s down to take risks but sometimes he just wants to be with you the way he’s been doing before. but, when he does take risks, he wants you to take them (meaning, he’s the “test subject”). and then he’ll decide if he wants to do with you or not.

s - stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

bro is a dancer. he has STAMINA. will go for hours, if you let him. he’ll only tap out when he feels like you need a break. like he says, he could fuck you forever.

t - toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he has like one toy for himself. he loves using your toys on you though. wants to see how long you last with the toys vs the real thing.

u - unfair (how much they like to tease)

he has days where he will tease you and you’ll want nothing more than for the floor to open up and swallow you whole bc of how much you need him. he‘ll ghost his lips over every inch of you, only telling you the things he has planned for you. will not let you cum until he feels like you’ve reached your limit.

v - volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

he’s loud. you’re loud. you’re both loud. he’s not afraid to vocalize how good you make him feel. will be moaning, will let out a whimper here and there. a whole lot of groaning. but what can he do? you feel so good, he wants you to know that.

w - wild card

hyunjin has hidden away the part of him that dirty talks and degrades but sometimes, he’ll come out. he’ll be saying the most out of pocket things to you, and you don’t wanna admit how much more you need him when he does that. he’ll have 3 fingers, knuckles deep in you and will be saying the filthiest things right by your ear. will tell you you’re a slut for him, nothing hit a cocksleeve, his own personal cum dump. but he says it out of love <3

x - xtra piece of imagination

he loves seeing you touch yourself. multiple lights, he’ll ask you to lay in front of him while he sits in a chair a bit further away. he’ll ask you to touch yourself the way you like. he says that, but will be guiding you through it. he’ll be taunting you, saying how your fingers aren’t long enough to make you feel as good his fingers do.

y - yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

relatively high. he’s still relatively young, so it’s gonna be a little higher. and he has you around, and when he’s in love, any little thing will go straight down.

z - zzz (how quickly they fall asleep after)

fast sleeper. sometimes you’ll be staring at the ceiling and you’ll turn around to see him passed out. he wakes up a bit earlier though, and will always (attempt) to make you breakfast in bed <3

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Fluff Alphabet!

Decided to cave in and do a fluff alphabet! I couldn't find one specific list that I liked in it's entirety so this is going to be an amalgamation of several as well as some (hopefully) unique prompts! Alphabet under the cut, but first, some basic rules and stuff so this doesn't get too too chaotic

Same basic rules that apply to my main posts will apply here; some characters are blacklisted (off3nderman and jul1us the dressmaker) as well as limiting characters that are originally minors in source (personal boundary, I don't feel comfortable writing romantic stuff for them, not that I will condemn others for it!!) and of course please don't rush or pressure me to finish your request- it can get demotivating :(

For a request with one character you can request up to 10 letters, with two-three characters you are limited to 5 letters! Anymore than that gets 3, just to help keep the post from getting too terribly long and cluttered. Max number of characters is 5

I'm not sure how long imma be doing this, probably for a while since I love alphabet stuff so!!

A- ATTRACTION (What they look for in a partner/find desirable, their type)

B- BONDING (What activities do they do with their partner?)

C- CUDDLING (How do they feel about it? Who's big/little spoon?)

D- DATES (What does a romantic night look like for them? Do you stay in or go out?)

E- EMOTION (How emotional are they in the relationship? Do they wear their heart on their sleeve or pick up a cool and collected mask?)

F- FAMILY (Do they want children? If so how many?)

G- GIFT GIVING (What gifts do they bring to their partner? What gifts do they like receiving?)

H- HARSH (How often do you two get into arguments or misunderstandings? Who tries to patch things up first?)

I- INJURY (How do they cope when their partner gets hurt? Are they able to care for their partner? Or if the roles were reversed, would they want their partner to take care of them?)

J- JEALOUSY (How jealous do they get? How do they handle it?)

K- KISSES (Their favorite place and way to kiss you, and their favorite place to be kissed)

L- LOVE LANGUAGE (How they show their love)

M- MARRIAGE (Do they wanna get married or are they content with a long term relationship? Marriage isn't the end all be all, after all)

N- NO (What are their deal breakers? What can and will break the relationship apart?)

O- ODDITY (What are their quirks or habits?)

P- PET NAMES (What do they call you? What do they like to be called?)

Q- QUESTION (Curiosity! What common questions do they ask you?)

R- RISK (How far are they willing to go for you?)

S- SHH (What/How many secrets do they hold?)

T- TUNES (Your song! What song do you guys associate with the relationship?)

U- UPSET (What is it like when one of you are upset? How do you cheer the other up?)

V- VALENTINE (How is the holiday spent?)

W- WARRIOR (How they feel about you working alongside them in their work/fighting)

X- X-RAY (How well can they read you?)

Y- YEARN (How do they cope with separation, if they struggle at all?)

Z- ZZZZ (What's it like to share a bed with them?)

Tags below in tags aren't really all the characters I do but a majority I can confidently write, if I can't do a character for whatever reason I'll let you know!

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NSFW Smutty Alphabet H.C with Jimmy Keene

Note: Just like with Taron's NSFW alphabet H.C, this one wasn't requested either but I wanted to do it anyway because I wanted to try and see how smutty I could get and I feel like I did a good job but you decide.

Enjoy!

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A = Aftercare (What are they like after sex)

He’ll usually go to sleep unless you are in the mood to cuddle him.

B = Body Part (What’s their favorite body part?)

Your boobs and your ass

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum really)

He likes cumming on your boobs and sometimes on your face

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He’s an open book so there is nothing you don’t know

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s extremely experienced

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying.)

Doggy, for sure

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He’s more serious

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He’s waxed everywhere.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

He’s more of the rougher type

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He’ll usually jack off in the shower if he feels the need to

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Facials, spanking, tying you up, making you beg, being called daddy. Anything dirty really.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

The sofa in the living room

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You acting all innocent when you and Jimmy both know you are anything but innocent

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Anything that will cause extreme pain. He likes causing some pain but not enough that will make you bleed and/ or bruise excessively. No Extreme BDSM basically

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loves seeing you on your knees in front of him with his cock shoved in your mouth while saliva drips from your chin and tears well in your eyes

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s rough, to the point where you sometimes can’t walk for a couple days afterwards.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

With how rough, hard and fast he can be, sometimes it doesn’t take that long for you or him to reach your orgasm in record time

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Risky is Jimmy’s middle name

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Depending on the motivation and how horny he is, he can go for at least a couple rounds

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Yes, toys are always used in some way or another

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves seeing how wet he can make you so, he’s big into teasing you

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

For the most part he’s quietish but he can be loud if he feels the need to be

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Don’t know what to put for this one as Jimmy is a character of Taron’s.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He doesn’t like to brag but he’s pretty proud of what’s between his legs

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Sex is always on his mind so, it’s pretty high

Z = Zzz (how fast do they fall asleep afterwards?)

He usually waits until you have fallen asleep before he closes his eyes to at least rest.

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[mcc1334]

Just talking into the void at this point 😅 Anyone, if you see and want to talk, cool, but also feel free to ignore this post, I just need to vent a little.

To no one person in particular... sometimes 8 just cant stand people. I have had my project car for a little over a year and a half now, got it like May 2022. I was told by everyone that they coukd and would help me get it on the road, otherwise I would never have touched something so outside of my ability. Fast forward to now, Ocotber 2023. I have gotten about 2 things done to the car out of the probably like 50 things that need to be done before it is on the road again. About 3 weeks ago I finally got a confirmed "everyone is out" basically so here I am, no help, and an unfinished car. No problem, its all on me, fine. Then its time for everyone to PISS OFF. No advice, no suggestions, no 2 cents, you all had your chance, so get out of the fuckin' way.

I call around, talk to a few shops, find one I feel comfy with that has a guy over 50 who knows about older cars. Not some young 22 year old saying "I can look at your 1967 car!" 🙄 No junior, I am good, I will go with the mechanic who used to work on these when they started in the industry. Tenatively set up an appointment to drop off the car and have them give it a once over and tell me what it will take to be DRIVEABLE. I wanted to take the week and think about a few things and make a list of the issues I knew of with the car before saying a final "yes" to getting it looked at. (There is a post buried on my blog with a little more info on the car if curious. It does have some tags like 1967 dodge etc, I think?)

Anywho, here is where I make my mistake. I start to mention on Monday and Tuesday, in passing, to 2 of the people (the ones who were supposed to help me) about finally making progress with the car and bringing it to a shop. Friday I called and confirmed the appointment, hammer dropped. Car will go there, Tag, you are it, tell me what I need to get it running when I drop it off. Hand clap, I am done. Ahhh, bliss... Now, all weekend, everyone is texting me again offering advice (something I asked for and was basically given 🤷‍♂️ as the answer from everyone before they bowed out) and telling me what shop to bring it to, or "let me call so and so and see if they have any ideas" or "you really should do this BEFORE you get the car running as it could damage the engine if not" 😑😶 . . . Like what the F U C K. SERIOUSLY? 😶 Now, now, NOW is when everyone crawls out of the wood work and wants to second guess things that I had discussed, in detail with them, for them only now to say there is a possible problem with the order of things I was trying to get the work done in?? 😵‍💫🤯🥴 I was basically seething when the last person I clearly told "dont call anyone, I am all set, I do not need to owe anyone any favors or anything. I am good. Dont worry about it" That donkey told me today "oh, I reached out to that guy who doesnt do this any more, that you told me to leave alone, and I told him you asked me to reach out to him to see if he would be interested in helping." Literally do the thing he always tells eveyone he doesnt do anymore cuz it is a pain and he doesnt want to? Wow, thanks... after I told you NOT to? Sweet...

So, yeah, kinda bullshit at everyone who told me they were done with helping but now has all kinds of advice and shit. Piss off, donkeys, I really cant wait to have this beast on the road and just drive by knowing the only thing they all did was slow me down from driving her sooner. And to smash the gas and light up the tires while they sit their with their kids in the family minivans. 🖕🏻

Ok, I am doing ranting into the void. At least for this matter.

Again, not really looking for nor expecting comments or whatever. Just needed to vent

[huniebunny]

Nath's Spicy Alphabet

[This was so much faster to write than Astar's. Nath is a simple man.]

Tags: @insane-horror-movie-addict @nightmareeffect @whaleofatjme1920

Content: Sexual Themes

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

With Alv, it was natural for him to take care of her. Now, he couldn't give much a shit. Once he's done, he picks up after himself and leaves for a smoke. He's yet to find a dom that he cared enough for aftercare.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

There's not a lot he'd describe as arousing, much less good. Especially not his face.

He's very much a thigh guy. He loves a strong pair of thighs on his partners. Muscular, fatty, doesn't matter as long as he'd smothered in them.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He doesn't particularly care how or where he cums, so long as he does.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He really enjoys being submissive, even if it's a struggle for his dominant partner to get him there. It only proves they're worthy of seeing him like that.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Nath is experienced with the basics of sex. He generally doesn't have the interest or time to learn about kinks.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

As dominant, taking his partner from behind. Standing, laying down, bent over a surface, etc.

As submissive, on his knees with his head between his partner's thighs.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's definitely serious in the moment, albeit devoid of emotion most often.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He's wholly ungroomed. Clean, but never trimmed a day in his life. The carpet does match the drapes~

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Again, this man is devoid of emotion during his fucks. Except for when he's being dominated.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He rarely gets enough time to himself to masturbate, so when he does, he takes his time with it. Just real slow to revel in the feeling.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

If you get him submissive, edging will absolutely do him in. Deny him orgasm for hours.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Most often it's a motel, simply because that's what he can afford for a night. But having some place cushier might be nice.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly? Sparring/Fighting, especially when he loses.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Absolutely nothing with inserting things into his penis.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers to give oral, as both dom and sub.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He's typically fast and rough, spending little attention on how his partner is responding to him. He only starts to slow down when he's forced into submission and told to be.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Prefers quickies. He utilizes them often since he's always traveling around.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Very little time to be experimenting, or learn new kinks. He sticks with what he knows because it gets him off faster.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He could last for a few rounds, but why would he?

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't own or use toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease much, and gets right to the point.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Nath doesn't make a lot of sound aside from a few groans. Not even a bit of dirty talking. His body says more than his mouth does, though~

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He rarely explicitly asks for consent. Much like his body says more than his mouth, he believes the same of his partner. However, he will ask a quick one if his partner would really make a fuss out of it.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Nath's cock is rather average. Not super long, not super girthy, but it does curve upward. Uncut, and bushy. No piercings to speak of.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He doesn't have much of a sex drive, now that he's older.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep)

He falls asleep rather quickly after leaving a partner.

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NSFW Alphabet - Maheegun

age in bio when interacting. minors do not interact.

Word Count: 639 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Version

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He'll lie down next to you. If you need something, just let him know.

B = Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His chest and your legs.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

A clear color and a slightly salty taste.

D = Dirty Secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He enjoys watching you work around the camp and sometimes he may suddenly disappear to his shelter.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has no experience and follows along with what he thinks it should go. He will gladly follow along with what you say.

F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying)

Missionary, he likes seeing your face. He isn't really into any other position but would try them.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's not making jokes or doing things to be funny, but he's not serious either.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't trim and never once considered it. It's black like his hair. He also has chest hair and a line of hair going down his stomach.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He tries his best to be romantic. He's a pretty straightforward person. He'll take your advice though and just when you think he's forgotten, he'll surprise you.

J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't do it very often, maybe once or twice a moon.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding and playing with his hair.

L = Location (favorite places to do it)

The shelter you share with him. He doesn't want other people to see what the both of you are doing.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you're alone together and you make suggestive remarks towards him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

A threesome and anything that hurts you both.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers both but would love to receive the most. He's not very skilled.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and hard, he likes taking his time with you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

As long as neither of you are busy, he wouldn't mind a quickie.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Experiments - it depends. Risks - probably not.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

2-3 for about 30 minutes.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

None and it is unlikely such things existed during the Stone Age of Europe. In the modern day, it is possible.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He does enjoy teasing sometimes, but not very often.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

At first, he's quiet, slightly embarrassed to be making noises, but when he is into it, he becomes louder with his moans and grunts.

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon for the character)

He has no children and is fine with staying that way. However, he also wouldn't have an issue with having as many children as you want. I do think that he (unknowingly) struggles with infertility and would prefer children to be made the natural way instead of seeking medical care to have them made.

X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

7½, uncut, smooth with a slight right curve.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Nothing too high.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He falls asleep roughly 30 minutes afterwards.

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Muzan Kibutsuji Nsfw Headcanons

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

-He's an absolute god in aftercare, he made sure the water's warm enough, he even brought you pills and water.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Yours: *add anything here*

Muzan: Your hips, he likes to grab on them while he fucks your brains out.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

-He likes to cum on you, it could be on your face or stomach he doen't care.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

-He likes being in his female form when you fuck. Its more pleasurable to him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

-This man has live for over a thousand years, of course he knows what he's doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Male: -Leap frog

-Pretzel dip

-Stand and deliver

-Wrapped Lotus

Female: -Reverse Cowgirl

-Scissoring

-69

-Queening

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

-He's very serious, he doesn't fuck around with demons so don't expect him to fuck around in sex

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

-He's well groomed, he's not too hairy to where it would be a problem.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

-Rough yet romantic

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

-He likes to jack off in his female form, especially if you're nearby or infront of him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Female: -Lactation

-Pegging

-Humiliation

-Praise

-Mommy/mistress

-Sadism

Male: -Gagging

-Humiliation

-Praise

-Master/Daddy

-Impact Play

-Sadism

-Cuckholding

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

-Dimensional Infinity Fortress

-Bedrooms

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

-Nothing really turns him on, it just happens, as soon as he's horny he's dragging you to a room

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

-Golden showers (please don't search this up I beg you)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Female: Receiving, she likes when your face is pressed up against her pussy.

Male: Receiving, he likes to see your lips wrapped around his cock.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

-It depends on his mood, he could want some soft tender loving or some rough intense fucking.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

-He doesn't hate them but at the same time he doesn't like them, its very rare for him to do quickies

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

-His a very dangerous risktaker, he even fucked you infront of the lower moons many times actually.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

-He's a demon, he can last for hours if not days and his stamina would still be high.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

-He owns alot actually, although he doesn't use them very often (unless he's punishing you)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

-He's not too unfair to which it gets boring but just enough to have you whimpering.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

-He's very boastful so of course he wants you to be loud, especially if you're nearby demons/demon slayers

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

-He actually enjoys your praises, even though it doesn't seem like it he still loves the fact that you compliment him while he's wrecking your body.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

-He's around 8-9 inches, his girth is around 2-3.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

-It depends, he could maybe want to prove his dominance infront of both lower and higher moons by fucking you infront of them or he's not really in the mood. It all depends.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

-He's a demon, he doesn't need to sleep, but if you continuously beg him to sleep aside you then he will give in and only for a few hours then he's gone

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

aww jason would be such a sweetheart

he'd clean you up, make you a cup of tea or any other beverage of your choice, would help you to the bathroom and help you back to the bed

he'd love to cuddle with you and watch tv while the two of you ate some snacks

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

loves your neck

jason's favourite thing to do in any normal circumstance is cuddle into you and press his face into your neck before kissing the skin

and during sex???

oh my, he'd bury his head on the hollow of your neck, releasing moans against your skin

would also be a sucker for hickeys oop

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

jason would love cumming inside you

whether that's deep within your pussy

or in your mouth

and would secretly have a thing for feeling your cum on his tongue - especially when he eats you out and he's fucking you with his tongue

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

even though he's a soft little thing, particularly with you lol, he wouldn't be able to admit to liking dirty talk

he'd do it, sure, but the way you react to it would be an absolute blessing to him

the way your back arches or hips raise, the whimper that would fall from your pretty lips - he would just relish in watching you respond to his dirty talk

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

honestly not much

you'd both be virgins before you met each other and he'd be super nervous to have sex with you (still is, but he's definitely more comfortable when you've been having sex for a while)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

honestly, probably classic missionary

to be able to hold you close to him would be such a cute thing for him

he'd love to grind his hips into yours and have your legs wrapped around his waist

fuck and he'd love when you tighten your legs around him and pull him closer to you

and to be able to feel your thighs shake against him as you cum

oooh and to have your nails claw at his back!!!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

yes omg he's super funny during sex

jason would love to make you as comfortable as possible

not only does it relieve the nerve you both feel, but sex can be pretty intimidating sometimes

and so by being able to make you laugh and be comfortable, it honestly makes the sex that much better

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

idk i'd say he's pretty groomed 🤷🏼‍♀️

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

super sweet!

big fan of holding hands and asking if you're okay

he'd be kissing you relentlessly all the time - when taking your clothes off, or making out, or fucking into you

even if you both were trying out new kinks, he would be so cute about it and, again, make sure you're okay (that's honestly his number 1 priority)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

lol yeah i mean he's a young guy with crazy hormones you kind of have to expect that

he'd never expect you to get him off all the time though, like he's more than happy to do it himself

especially if you guys + the others are on a quest and you're super tired

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

dom!! though he's super sweet, especially in bed, i can imagine him still being a huge dom (also a switch too but prefers to be a dom)

light bondage

dirty talk

honestly maybe a bit of Voyeurism too - like he'd love to watch you get yourself off. this is particuarly true when he's fucking you and you reach a hand down to rub your clit

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

shower

cabin

motel / hotel room when you guys are on a quest lol (& would find it hot when you're struggling to keep quiet bc you know the others are next door)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

seeing you fight a monster omg!!

with your weapon of choice and having complete control of it

bonus points when you and him team up to fight the monster together!!!

would love when you back him up on arguments he has with authority about treating people fairly - or just when you back him up in general lol

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

degrading - i think one of his fears is hurting you and would hate to call you degrading names

probably anal too lol

would also never force you to have sex with him. like i mentioned before, if you were super tired or just not in the mood in general, he'd respect that (& would get himself off if he really had too)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

neither of you care really too much of who's the bigger receiver or giver

both of you are pretty much equal when it comes to that

but when jason goes down on you

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

it's between rough and slow

he'd love slow and rough thrusts, where both of you are moaning into each other's mouths and the bed squeaking underneath you

but jason would also love when he's rough and fast - the thrill he gets when you're screaming and crying out for him

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

yes!

like i said before, this is particular true when being on a quest together lol

or even after training in either one of your cabins

or even in your apartment before work

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

yeah i'd say so

i mean both of you were virgins when you first got together so it's kind of a given that you'd experiment lmao

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

i'd say maybe 1 round but could spend hours overstimulating you

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i think the only toys he'd have would be handcuffs tbh

he'd probably prefer to get you off himself and not from some toy like a vibrator lol

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

jason would love teasing you but couldn't handle the wait so he'd just devour your pussy then fuck you ahah

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

i'd say pretty loud

lots of cute moans and grunts that would be muffled into your neck and mouth

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

seeing you in lingerie and jason's just like :o

and purposefully buying cute sets or body suits just so he can fuck you in it

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

i'd say maybe below average??

not too much but still a good size & would definitely know how to use it lol

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

lol both of you would be pretty hormonal and would have a high sex drive so i'd say yes to this lol

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

lol pretty quickly lol

like with aftercare, you guys wouldn't even get through 10 minutes of the show you'd be watching before he's already asleep oop

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James Potter NSFW Alphabet

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Warning: pure smut and no editing

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Super comforting and he’s really affectionate. He loves to massage your back (which will probably lead to another round). And he does that cute thing where he’d rub his nose against yours. He’d cover you in blankets and literally would hand feed you if he could. He basically forces you to drink water as well.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your thighs, he likes placing his hands on them and laying in between them.

He likes his stomach since he’s worked really hard on it over the last couple of years with quidditch.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He will wear a condom only if you want, but he’d much prefer to go without. He’s pull out game is strong as fuck and he usually cums over your ass or thighs, sometimes even stomach.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

James wants to do collaring and he’s been fascinated and keeps daydreaming about being your good boy or having the opposite and getting you a collar that says “daddy’s _____” (preferred nicknames like girl or boy, etc).

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s pretty experienced without actually have experience, he wants first times to be important so he was actually waiting for the right one (which happened to be you). He can definitely find his way around your body with ease, who knows how he knows how to do it.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary, he likes have your knees over his shoulders and takes his sweet time making the moment last as long as possible.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s a sap so he try’s not to be humourus, he wants the sex to be romantic and he can’t risk turning you off with one of his lame dad jokes.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

It’s a mess, he’s tried to shave it, comb it, trim it, it’ll just grow back. It definitely matches his head hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Like said before, James wants the sex to be romantic. He likes holding your hand and kissing your shoulder’s and lips until they're rosy. He just wants to take care of you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Pretty often, he gets stressed sometimes so he’ll just get out a quick wank before heading to class in the morning or late at night.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He has a ton, d/s is very present and the roles switch between you both often. Power play is a must and he has a big thing for bondage, he loves all the different knots and shapes, he thinks the ropes look pretty against your skin. There’s others like makeup, he weirdly finds it attractive when mascara runs down your cheeks.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Usually in his dorm, he prefers to have his time and spend every second admiring and taking care of you. He rarely would want to do something out of order and he needs a quick notice before trying a new location. He usually promises you he’ll satisfy you later if you become needy during class or at hogsmeade.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Everything, fuck me eyes go along way for him. Sometimes you don’t even mean to get him going and he’s rushing you up to his dorm. He likes the uniforms too, he’d purposely mix up your robes or house ties just so people would know you’d belong to a certain wizard.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He’d like spanking to a minimum, but the second he sees blood he freaks out. Even bruises make him worry and he’d begin to cry and kiss over it, promising you he’d never mean to hurt you and he’d be super careful next time.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers receiving it, since he likes the stability of cumming down your throat. But if he’s subby he’s prefer to give you pleasure, he just wants to please you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends, sometimes after a quidditch game (depending if he won or lost) he’d take it out on you, rough and fast sex was a must so he could released all of his pent up tension. But then he’d get really soft and gentle to soothe over the rough behaviour. If he’s subby, he’ll let you control everything.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Personally he doesn’t like it, a quick blow job in between classes is alright with him or even a quick fuck in the showers in the changing rooms, but he prefers his time and he’d rather have you all to himself for a few hours.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not necessarily, he likes boundaries so you both talk over them often and he’d just do whatever was in the green zone. Sometimes if he’s being a hard dom he’ll try a risky move, wait for you reaction and depending on that he’ll keep it up or drop it immediately.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Oh boy… he’s not the Gryffindor quidditch caption for nothing. He’s athletic, charming, and a golden retriever boyfriend. He definitely can go for 4 or 5, depending on his mood and on time, since it doesn’t take much to make him cum.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t, he’s a bit embarrassed but he definitely isn’t opposed to watching you play with yourself. He actually loves mutual masterbation and he enjoys watching you show him all the things that make you feel good.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He hates teasing you but loves when you tease him, every little look or if you grab his arm for protection, he’s creaming in his pants. Whenever you whisper in his ear, even if it isn’t sexual, he’s gulping and fixing his trousers.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Subby James moans a lot, he whines and whispers and he likes to talk. But more dominant James groans and whispers cusses (which is the only time he rarely swears because he hates cuss words).

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He enjoys morning sex way to much, he likes the sunlight beaming in and the slow and groggy movements due to being sleepy, he loves the little whines and enjoys the cold air from the morning cooling off his hot skin.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

A solid nine inches, come on he’s James Potter. He’s quite proud of it too, smirking whenever he see’s a tummy bulge or even when you have trouble standing after sex.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It’s high to the extreme, he never knew how horny he truly was until he began to date you. Every day he wanted to take you to his dorm and try new things, he wanted to be cocooned in between your legs.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If he’s had a long day, it doesn’t take long. He’s a gentleman so he’ll kill you to sleep before he passes out, but sometimes you’d get back from the bathroom and see him sprawled out, a big grin on his face.

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