#you know i have a difficult relationship with reader insert stuff after The Incident

[mychlapci]

New annon here.

What if you were a human inboard the lost light . Everyone would obviously be so enamored by you, because humans are so rare, but swerve takes a particular liking to you. He always asks questions about human traditions, and about their anatomy like what hair is made of and how they're so squishy. Eventually his questions begin to be more raunchy and inappropriate. But you pay no mind because you're under the assumption these robots don't have reproductive organs, so they don't really understand how these questions can be inappropriate right?

Next thing you know swerve is asking about how humans reproduce and what it looks like. You don't really have any diagrams on hand so it's hard to explain. Eventually he asks to just see your "humany organs".

It feels weird but you remind yourself that he's just curious. It's not weird. Next thing you know you're stripping in front of him in your private custom human sized habsuite, showing off your tits and pussy. You explain where a human penis goes and spread your lips for him and he's just STARING. Secretly behind his panels his spike is so hard and he's getting off to this whole ordeal.

After asking more and more questions to keep you nude for as long as possible he hurries back to his own habsuite to jerk himself off and overload over and over at the image of your wet glistening hole.

hrghh I don't really do reader stuff, that's the other guys in the valveplug tag, but this is adorable, i suppose i appreciate it. And I like Swerve. I like it when he gets to be a little bit of a freak.

Also there's a lot of potential with humans not knowing that cybertronians have genitalia or have sex and simply explaining their own reproductive organs to them in good faith... Not knowing that the bot is sweating and trembling with arousal <3

[midnightanxietytm]

I read your blurb about the reader helping Mabel feel comfortable about her experiences with kissing so far. It was such a sweet and funny blurb and you captured Mabel’s personality so well! That combination of hopeful, nervous, brave, and a bit self deprecating for Mabel can be difficult. I’m also excited to learn more about the reader. I found the commentary for land before swine to connect the dots for myself. The background and the blurb were such a good fit!

I really like the reader and how she feels comfortable expressing her silly side with Mabel. I’m curious how Dipper would interact with her. I think the reader humanizing Stan or Ford with stories from their youth or being a person for Dipper to talk about his theories would be fun.

It would even be interesting if the reader told a story about Stan that he didn’t remember. I don’t recall if the reader and Stan got along or knew each other when they were younger.

I think having a window into Stan and ford’s pasts would be such a interesting dynamic to see with the other characters. I think Wendy would readily accept and encourage the chaos.

Bruh I self insert sooo bad in my Reader x cannon stuff im glad to hear that its still likable. When I wrote "He takes his whiskey neat" I had it in my head that Reader met Ford in College, moved to Gravity Falls with him and After the portal incident they stuck around to help Stan rebuild the portal. For the "kissy faces" I tought that they could have met in the last year of high school and gone to college together.

I haven't given much tought to a reader and Stan relationship but i think they would be the scammers of the century honestly, I think my reader has a lot of charisma aand charm to them, and they’re also real smart, so yeah sufice to say they are a dangerous combination

As for Reader and Dipper I have another Blurb for ya!

Academic weapon

“It’s looking great, Dipper!” You compliment the boy with a smile; “You have some minor formatting issues with your sources, but otherwise you've got the oxford model down to a T!” He beamed up at you, his latest summer essay in your hands, complete with formatting and research, got him a lot of teasing comments from his sister and Stan, but Dipper didn’t give up, and you agreed to give him a small summer course on scientific method. It was safe to say you believe Dipper would be way ahead of his peers the next school period, not to toot your own horn.

“It’s funny, honestly. Your grunkle Ford’s essays were such a mess and yours are so neat! Guess the apple does fall far From the tree sometimes.” You say while affectionately messing his hair. Dipper laughs in turn.

“Yeah even his journals are a mess, I guess they look cool tho, Mabel says it adds to his ‘aesthetic’...” He says, fixing Up his hat.

“Oh it’s totally for the aesthetic of the journal!” You agree with a grin. “But with his thesis? There he was just being stubborn…” And you tilt your head down to whisper in a conspiratorial tone. “Wanna know a secret?”

Dipper leaned in, nodding vigorously. “Ford paid me and Fidds more than once to format and rewrite entire papers for him.”

“IT WAS ONE TIME DAMMIT!” Yelled Ford suddenly from the doorway. Dang, you should have whispered lower. Ford does have a talent to walk in whenever you gossip about him.

Dipper bursts out laughing, and you follow.

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