#you know Miss Patty secretly loves the guy and would be an ally if asked by him

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I kind of wish they would have had more pranks with Jess. Like downright creative ones ala tennis balls and gnomes, and/or benevolent ones like the Bambi-prank. That scene might just be one of my favourites because you see Rory all worried and exhausted about it, but also really excited, and the banter between them is just so entertaining. Not to mention how much fun Jess seems to be having. Plus it’s a great prank! Especially for it’s intention! And I wish we’d had more pranks like that, particularly while they were dating. Like, imagine Jess pulling something on Francine as «karma». Or a quick incognito one on Dean after he makes a threat. I specifically cannot get the idea out of my mind of Jess kidnapping the baby Jesus doll and returning it mid-performance of the nativity play all fixed up and in an anonymous but flashy way (like getting help from Miss Patty and/or Kirk — it would be a weirdly nice locals-bonding moment).

Long story short I want more chaotic wholesome shithead Jess, damnit