#you just post x r/eader lmao
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#speaking!#update: added alt text#and yes this is real. unfortunately(?)#update update: if you can't rb this it's nothing personal#you just post x r/eader lmao#hall of fame
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Honestly, as someone who has been going through fictosexual attraction for years and also didn't know how to deal with it at first: Just write and think about the most self-indulgent bullshit you can picture. It is the only way to keep sane or so I've found.
Oh I'm already on it, believe me. In fact, here's a little snippet from what I've been working on...
"Are you... turned on by this too?" you ask. "I'm not sure," he growls. "I will admit it's not something I've ever involved in my... liaisons before. But seeing you so desperate like this is always sure to awaken a hunger in me. Or rather-" he pauses for a moment, burping again- "a thirst." With that, he kisses you deeply once more. You feel his fangs press against your lips as you moan with pleasure. You grip the back of his shirt as your hips instinctively buck against his, suddenly jostling his body. He abruptly breaks his lips away from yours only to turn his head to the side and release a short, thick belch. "Apologies," he says. "I didn't want to be..." He trails off, lost in thought for a moment. He eyes you for a second, observing the redness in your cheeks and the pleading look in your eyes. "On second thought, you'd like that, wouldn't you?" "Yes," you moan. "God, yes." "My, my, what a nasty little creature you are..."
#needless to say this is probably the most self indulgent thing i've ever written#if he can't burp in my mouth for real this is the next best thing#also gives me something fun to do while procrastinating on studying for some exams lmao#but yeah. an x r/eader involving my fav burping in my mouth. it's fun#already at a few hundred words even though i skipped the exposition for now and haven't even gotten to the actual screwing yet#i can for sure link to it once it's done bc i probably will put it on a/o3 tbfh#if the stuff you want to read seemingly exists nowhere online you just have to diy it#and then lay your sins bare in an anon upload so other freaks (affectionate) like you can enjoy it#ask#answered#anon#ruelpsen writes#<- i mean. i guess#also worth noting that this is what the 'kill the cop in your head' post i made was about#londarling
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