#you guys need this food hes cookin

[kate-bot]

EVERYONE SHOULD GO AND WATCH MY BOYFRIENDS PIZZA TOWER ANIMATION ITS REALLY GOOD GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW :)

EDIT: HE HAS TUMBLR NOW SO CREDIT TO @cartodarko !!!!!

[thatdeadaquarius]

Hello there, friend I'm here for fluff

OK, this has been on my mind for a while

But like

The reader is just becoming the biggest parent to the Benny's adventure team kids

And the wolfs

We are like a parent of like 27

Knitting and making food brushing razors hair(let's be for real, you would hear a crunch when you brush it)

I'm not gonna lie

Do these kids know what spices are?

Cuz when I think about it

Razor hasn't had shit so he's has the least tolerance for spice

He would probably cry if you feed him a pepper

Bennett has tried spicy food but does go well with it

And not completely sure if fischl has had a spicy food before

But what flavor does mondstadt add to their food??

These kids need the damn flavors

AHDHAKALL FERAL ANIMAL AQUARIUS- ANOTHER PLATONIC ASK AAHHHHGGGGDJJSFHSAK!!!!!

AND ITS YOU!! ITS- ITS- ONE OF THE WRITING RULERS OF SAGAU (FOR ME AT LEAST) <3 !!!!!!!!

You cooking in genshin all anime studio ghibli style looking like food from god (literally): ⬆️

Sun: Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish

Stars: Benny’s Adventure Team! (Bennett, Fischl, Razor), Diluc, mentions of other Mond characters

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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^^ The posts being referenced in ask, (OG Razor ask) (Benny + Razor) and a more direct sequel, a part 2? a part 4 atp?? of this post (Imposter/Not Dark AU + Razor + Diluc) ^^

OMFG

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP BITCHES

SINCE UR IN TEYVAT

YOU GONNA COOK LIKE TEYVAT

AS IN-

SHIT BE SUPER EASY TO COOK, AND MASS MAKE DEPENDING ON COMPLEXITY OF DISH

(So, like Zhongli's special Bamboo Shoot Soup is like getting made... once a year if you read the little desc. for that dish 💀)

AND THEYRE ALL LIKE-

ANIME GORGEOUS FOODS ✨️❤️‍🔥

OKAY SO

PROMO TIME-

U GUYS HAVE TO WATCH THE ANIME "CAMPFIRE COOKING IN ANOTHER WORLD"

Bc that's mostly where this inspo gonna come from to both be realistic cooking + best parts of video game cooking

A guy gets isekai’d and instead of hero powers he just gets the skill of "online grocery shopping" LMAO

and ofc he gets insta gifted whatever he orders and starts making dishes and adding spices and regular stuff you know. like soy sauce.

but the best part is the food in that world is like British medieval soup shit

like barely salted, no spices definitely, no sauces, its barren

so he ends up attracting all kinds of interest that want to eat his cooking ofc

And it gives buffs too!

dw i didnt spoil anything u don't learn in the first episode, but that's just to say that's exactly whats happening here

u DO have to manually collect more ingredients but its so worth it, also u can just buy in bulk or put a commission thru the adventurer guild

tbhhh now that i say that, that could be how u end up drawing in Benny’s Adventure Team even more, bc they just take all ur quests for collecting ingredients around Mond!!

(u have to actively sneak behind their back and whisper to Katheryne that you want to put in other food quests in other guilds tho, silly kids will absolutely go running around Liyue and crazy shit just to have an adventure and do smth for you + eat ur banger food lol)

omfg the first time u barbecue smth???

the wolves, Razor, and Andrius??? Go feral.

Fischl and Benny who were already on their way to u guys to hang out again start booking it thru the woods, dodging hilichurl camps (thatve since settled down and been v peaceful to the wolves + anyone in the woods of Wolvendom after u started living there)

they knowww ur cookin smth fucking amazing

(and u even have some hilichurls and mitachurl that wander close to Andrius’ edge of the woods to shyly beg for scraps,, u give them a portion)

Razor was actually lookin at u like u hung the stars just for him when u gave him a homemade barbecue sauce to put on his food

(u acc may have done that to Teyvatians according to Andrius + the stories u overheard from Springvale…)

ok but the amount of begging u get for desserts like-

No, Razor u cannot have chocolate cake/cupcakes after every meal, u need to take care of ur teeth

(u use ur collection of mora-monster-donations for comms for more ingredients and living supplies like fabric + furniture, u cant afford dental on top of that for ur boy)

Fischl dutifully declares you the “best chef in the kingdom” and writes down all ur recipes (u have them auto-stored in ur settings obv but it cant hurt to have a physical copy, and they look so happy doing it, u don't have the heart to tell them its not necessary-)

Benny insists on both giving u extra ingredients when he takes ur commissions, and giving u handmade trinkets or weapons for the meals!!

No!! He will not take “im good” for an answer!! ur sharing ur home-cave with him, taking care of his best friend Razor, and now feeding him food better than Liuli Pavilion!!! There’s no way he can just take all that and give nothing back!!!!

and theyre not the only ones getting some food tbh

when the knights begin patroling near Wolvendom and slowly all of Mondstadt to search for their “All God”, u break up the beginnings of a fight between 2 confused knights and the now peaceful hilichurl camp at the edge of Wolvendom

U offer some snacks u were going to give Benny’s Adventure Team when they got back (u made little triangle sandwiches, rice balls, etc. finger foods, and u made plenty extra bc u kno their teenage appetites lol)

the knights and hilichurls nearly cried with appreciation, which made for a hilarious sight when the teens actually showed up lmao

ur wearing ur cloak, bc u dont wanna take on that whole “creator of worlds” title just yet, and the kids helped verify u werent anyone suspicious (Benny + Fischl keep ur godly secret, theyre the best like that 🥰)

the knights just swing by for snacks occasionally (they also either pay u in trade or with mora, theyre not bullies)

another person who gets flavored food privileges is the lazy librarian witch herself

u also sometimes pick Razor up from Lisa’s tutoring and bring “the best tea and tea snacks in the world” along with to share with Lisa and him

(she is also fully aware after awhile of meeting u of what u are, and fully believes this is why the food must be enchanted to be so good, but u dont want to be treated super reverently she can tell, so she keeps ur secret too and is just extra flirty when u come by lol)

(Razor refuses to let his pare- Lupical move out of ur cozy cave to the library, so he sometimes hauls u away when Lisa flirts too much LMAO)

…and the moment you've been waiting for.

Yes, Diluc got to try ur food that night he was searching Wolvendom for signs of the god of Teyvat

tbh Diluc was half-convinced that shit was a fever dream.

a bunch of sleepy wolves, a coffee table in the stone colosseum, a giant spirit wolf licking a big plate clean, the wolf-kid glaring at him, and you.

you with gold eyes, staring right thru his soul, like you already know everything there is to know about him, (like the way Kaeya looked at him that night),

like he doesnt even have to introduce himself

and he doesnt, u just lightly smack Razor’s hands until he gets rid of his claymore w/a pout, since Diluc had long since dropped his,

and grab a plate, piling on what leftovers u could, and turn back around from the coffee table to smile at him, patting the cushion-seat beside u for him to join

The giant glowing wolf licks his lips and watches him, the wolf-kid’s creepily watches him, and you, with eyes gold in teh light of a simmering bonfire just past the table, watch him

he just sits down and begins to eat.

its the best food he’s ever had, its his dad’s favorite dish, but not realistically, but the way memory embellishes a dish so much it can never be tasted again, except its right here. in front of him. u pour some wolfhook juice for him, and offer him a napkin to wipe his mouth and eyes

Diluc visits often after that, obviously.

u give him snacks too, and when he lets the staff try some, Adeline will not stop harassing him abt gettin ur recipes/ingredeints so u get him to pay Fischl to get a copy of their recipe book :)

including blank pages for future entries, and Fischl is literally glowing with happiness, would not stop monologuing abt ur food for weeks (send help Oz wants some peace and quiet sometimes)

Oh Diluc absolutely told the Favonius knights he found you. But he’s not saying where LMAO

Jean is actually begging him, Diluc ik u hate the knights but this is an international investigation-

this is the closest Diluc has ever gotten to getting under Venti’s skin.

when he told him this at Angel’s while bartending, he just casually ofc said this, just his smug little smirk, and the anemo god cracked a glass and everything- esp when he said he tried ur cooking??

he's gotta start looking over his shoulder in the city bc not only is Venti stalking him, the entirety of Mondstadt’s citizens are glaring at him in envy everywhere he goes LMAOO

(Venti now has a bar glass or too on his tab to pay off as well)

mans is literally paying u in weapon/artifact materials/mora to make him lunch one day and Venti nearly lunges over the counter

(Diluc purposefully ate it in front of him 💀)

ur food is the ultimate, “u could make a religion out of this!” /ref

like Diluc fully gives u offerings of ingredients he can pay for shipping from other countries + along with regular materials after grinding in domains

does the rest of Mondstadt + the world find out where u are?

only if Diluc lets them tbh. LMFAO

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bk trashfire my beloved <3 love ur ideas and stuff, goes without even saying im so sorry i took actually forever to respond :’(

hope u have a great weekend and i did this little side story justice for you

Safe Travels BK Trashfire,

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[pilfappreciator]

Brandi and Bruce’s S/o looking after the bakers dozen on their own, what shenanigans occur?

Anon this is?? Literally so cute what the hell??? Also referring to them as the "bakers dozen" is so genuis sfhjjfdadfggh—

Reader & the Bakers Dozen: babysitting solo

Includes: GN! Reader, mentions of polyamory, mentions of Vacay Lovers, slightly Parental! Reader, the Bakers Dozen

CW: Bruce Jr.

🍪 POV: your partners go off to some fancy convention to promote their business, leaving you to watch after all 13 of their kids. Chaos ensues

🍪 These little shits are already a lot to handle, so when you suddenly find yourself being the only adult in the house responsible for them? Yeah, babes, you've definitely got your hands full

🍪 Luckily, you've spent enught time at the Vacay Lovers household that things are at least a little easier for you lol

🍪 They definitely behave much better for you compared to other babysitters. Partly because you're smoochin their parents (and don't wanna get in trouble), and partly because they genuinely like you :3

🍪 But they're still little shits thru and thru, don't forget that

🍪 If they happen to have school? Chances are Bruce and Brandi already took care of their lunches and stuff before they left, so it'll be up to you to pick them up (WARNING: THE KIDS WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU TO GO ORDER AT THE NEAREST FAST FOOD PLACE! Unless you've got money for 13 happy meals, prepare to hit em with a firm refusal). Definitely helps if you blast some music in the van! They've kinda lost interest in Velvet & Veneer after learning the two literally tortured their dad and uncles...

🍪 Play Brozone. They'll go crazy and shout-sing along with Bruce's parts lol

🍪 Later in the day you can expect a few to come up to you for homework help. They might also wanna help with dinner, but fyi there WILL be a mess. Pasta sauce on the floor, flour all over the counters, stains on your clothes— the whole shebang

🍪 Want the least amount of casualties? Just let them set the table (no worries, all the plates and stuff are made of plastic ajdjakkala)

🍪 A few of them have some dietary restrictions tho so keep that in mind!! Luckily, you can always find a list of reminders/examples up on the fridge courtesy of lovely muppet wife Brandi <33

🍪 If the kids don't have school that day, then be prepared. You're gonna have very little time to yourself ://

🍪 Like they've each got their own interests and hobbies to keep them occupied, but sometimes they'll need you to reach somewhere up high, or for you to play tiebreaker/settle an argument, or they honestly just want you to join them for a game of hide and seek which???

🍪 "Aw, you sure you guys don't mind me joining in?"

"Yeah! Just cuz you're old doesn't mean you can't have fun, too!"

"...Gee, thanks :D"

🍪 They're merciless

🍪 They've all got their own set of chores they need to do. Each and everyone will try to worm their way out of them. All of them. Everytime

🍪 Sure, they can be a little hyper sometimes, but they're like 6-8 years old so that's expected. For the most part, they're all pretty chill

🍪 It's Bruce Jr. who you've gotta watch out for

🍪 He is a shit- stirer and I WILL FOREVER STAND BY THAT

🍪 This guy won't hesitate to rally his siblings into whatever plan he's been cookin in that feral little head of his. Prepare yourself because you're MOST DEFINITELY getting pranked. It's like a requirement or something

🍪 One nice thing i have to say about Bruce Jr. is that he's actually pretty resourceful. Like this little dude is using everyday household items like he's staring in his own Home Alone movie AKSJSJAKA—

🍪 Rest assured, tho, none of his pranks are seriously harmful or anything but like... at the end of the day, expect:

1) to be covered in craft supplies

2) your clothes/skin/hair a mess

3) to have one limb stuck in a bucket

4) all of the above

🍪 Honestly I feel like Bruce and Brandi would be surprised if they came back and DIDN'T find you sporting paint-stained clothes or with glitter in your hair. Maybe a few stickers slapped on your forehead??

🍪 The trick to dealing with this little agent of chaos is to either keep him separated from his siblings long enough so he doesn't manage to rope anyone into his schemes, or strike some kinda deal with him. Considering he's got 12 siblings, all of whom you need to be watching over at the same time, chances are the second option is your safest bet

🍪 Chances are he'll ask for something semi-illegal, or at the very least something that DEFINITELY requires adult supervision

🍪 DO NOT LET THIS BOY TALK YOU INTO BUYING ANYTHING RELATED TO FIRE. Seems like an easy task, I know. Unfortunately this little shit enherited his dad's charm so watch out o_o

🍪 He'll settle for a happy meal tho. Hopefully you didn't already cave and take him and his siblings out to eat earlier, otherwise you're spending even more money ajsjakkala

🍪 If any errands need to be run during your time there, you BETTER BELIEVE they're all coming with. You'll need to be incredibly vigilant during this time cuz these kids are even more rowdy in public than they are at home. If you're smart about it, you can turn the whole thing into a game! If everyone manages to grab everything off the grocery list in a certain amount of time or if they're able to find the best quality (but relatively cheap) brand of laundry detergent, then you'll buy each of them candy or something uwu

🍪 You can count on them to be cooperative, but like... bring the family child leash just in case

🍪 Cough cough (Bruce Jr.) cough cough

🍪 MOVIES BEFORE BED! It's a bit of a family tradition in the Vacay Lovers household. Yknow, just some way for the kids to spend time together before the day ends

🍪 You're most definitely gonna be playing tiebreaker when the time comes. All 13 of them have wildly different tastes

🍪 Absolutely no scary movies tho. They'll try to argue that theyre able to handle it, but at the end of the night expect to find yourself under a pile of frightened children who've ctawled into bed with you

🍪 Their collective nightly routine is literally?? So chaotic??? Like all of them are simultaneously trying to squeeze into the same bathroom just to brush their teeth... running in and out of their respective rooms... trying to sneak some extra dessert before bed

🍪 Literally never a quite moment in this household jshskakakam

🍪 You might have to read a few bedtime stories or sing a lullaby—

"Dad does it better"

"Just go to bed, Benji"

—but once they've settled in under the covers? Out like a light. They are unconscious the moment their heads hit their pillows

🍪 You'll probably have a mess (or two... or three) to clean up afterwards, but once they're taken care of? Dishes washed? Counters clean? You're more than welcome to crash on Bruce and Brandi's bed <33

🍪 Said couple returns home the next morning...

🍪 Just to find their kids drawing on your face with marker. Cross your fingers that none of its permanent 💀💀

Hope this was good! I know I call them all little shits BUT I MEAN IT AFFECTIONATELY OKAY AJSJAKA

Ngl I feel like this could have been like... more colorful? Like I was very general about the kids and their behavior as a whole, but now I'm super tempted to make a post describing each of them and all their little quirks! Just something fun to do that'll help me write them better in the future ;3

[angel-taser]

Silly Satoru Gojo Headcanons!

Hello beautiful jjk people! This is some completely unserious funny hcs I think would fit our favorite blue eyed man! Gege did our man SO wrong🥲

Some are romance related others are not but I have been brainstorming for hours thinking abt it soooo enjoy~!! <3

Content warnings: fluff, mention of underwear, possibly ooc(?), he’s just a silly traumatized man.

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Bro is the biggest snorer EVER. He is literally so loud you almost need earmuffs if you sleep next to this man

On the same note, he is clingy as hell in his sleep (and when hes awake lets be real) but he will turn infinity off so he can hug and hold you all night. He almost cant sleep if hes not holding you

He sleeps in his undies🤭 no shirt nothin

He plays Angry Birds when he’s bored, and probably has Cut the Rope or Temple Run on his phone as well. He is the “got games on your phone?” kid. (He’s asked Nanami if he does when his phone was dead)

Has a gazillion pictures of his first years on his phone, his love language is taking pictures.

Staring competition champ. Need I say anymore? Lookin like 🧿👄🧿

Sings in the shower and poses in the mirror for at least 15 minutes before he changes. If you catch him he will ask you to take pics of him for “physique updates”.

He most definitely has a few stuffed animals on his bed, he doesn’t show it off much but his favorite is one Megumi got him when he was a kid (its a penguin)

His favorite food is someone’s momma’s cookin. Something about a homemade meal makes his day, he tries to support smaller restaurants because its a higher chance a mom poured her life and soul into the recipes

Cant cook for shit though. Has almost burnt down a kitchen. Three times. Maybe four

Dramatic. Pouty. And clingy when he’s hangry. Megumi has been a victim to this on multiple occasions.

“So much for being the strongest” “MEGUMI I JUST WANT FOOD PLEASE😭”

Love his students to death, doesn’t quite know how to show it so he resorts to teasing and buying them food.

Avid figurine collector. Of what? Idk but he has them somewhere!

If youre dating him and someone flirts with him he just screams IM MARRIED at them. Works every time, but it does boost his ego. However he is still loyal to his partner so he doesnt let it boost him tooooo much.

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That is all of them for now! Hope you enjoyed them as much as I enjoyed making them! Lmk if you have anymore abt him bc brother has me in a chokehold as he does you guys <3

Bye pookies! 💕

[k1ngdom-of-thieves]

What's cookin! I have an idea I'd like to share with you! Leona, Jamil, Riddle, and Vil with a female s/o that cooks them up a whole feast when she's asked to take care of their birthday food.

Coming right up!

Leona, Jamil, Riddle and Vil + S/O that cooks a birthday feast!

Leona Kingscholar

Leona has had some extremely extravagant birthday celebrations as prince of the Sunset Savana. But they were all mostly paid for by people who wanted to gain his favor. He usually didn’t have someone cook for him just because they wanted to.

At first, he was suspicious of your motives. But after he saw how genuine you were with wanting to do someone for him, he just let it happen.

He reminds you that he’s a fairly picky eater, so he better not see any vegetables in those dishes. That’s mostly a joke however, he’ll still try to give it a try. Unless it’s something like a salad, then he’ll just stare at you.

He’ll flaunt you to just about anyone. He takes pictures of everything you made him and post them on his magicam.

“Ha! If I didn’t know any better, I would’ve thought you had some ulterior motives. I really mean this much to you, huh?”

Jamil Viper

Jamil, was also fairly accustomed to larger birthday celebrations thanks to Kalim. They never ceased to make him extremely embarrassed, though.

He was incredibly thankful that you decided to cook for him in private. Don’t get him wrong, he loves you so much; but if he had to deal with two large-scale celebrations in one day, he’d probably pass out of embarrassment.

He’d be incredibly impressed that you managed to make everything on your own, without needing him to assist. Even though that’s literally all he does.

Jamil would prefer to keep this private. Not just because he’d be so embarrassed if other students saw him with a flushed face, but also because he feels like no one else should see how much you’re willing to do for him. He’s a very prideful guy.

“You could’ve asked me to help with some of this. I wouldn’t have minded if it was you who asked.”

Riddle Rosehearts

Riddle has never had something like this done before. His mother was unbelievably strict about what he could and couldn’t consume. The most she’s allowed him to eat was 30 calories above the usual limit.

So when you lead him to the dining room with plates on top of plates of food just for him, he thinks it’s some sort of joke. It’s only when you start describing the different foods in front of him when he realizes that you genuinely have his best interests at heart.

At first he denies being the only one able to eat all of this. Surely you should enjoy it first since you made it, no? But you were very stubborn about it so you guys were at a temporary standstill.

He only relented when you agreed to joining him in the meal. It ended up being a really sweet experience, you had made so many things that his mother never allowed him to eat before!

“Normally I would never partake in eating such a large meal by myself. But.. since you worked so hard on it, I’ll make an exception.”

Vil Schoenhiet

Vil is also someone fairly accustomed to people performing large displays of affection. Usually they’re just fans or companies that want him to promote them.

But when he sees that you did it all by yourself, just so he’d have a good birthday, his heart melts a little. So even though most of the foods go completely against his diet, he gladly eats it for you.

He implores you to eat with him. It’s no fair if you work so hard and not have a taste of your efforts. At least that’s how he put it.

After trying everything that you made for him, he tells you how much he enjoyed it. But he does ask you to try to have it fit within his diet more. Bro would flip if he found a pimple the next morning.

“All of this just for me? You truly are a little saint. *chuckle*”

[shisekibo]

[Story Translation] Chapter Thirty Six - Butler's Rest

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Division Leader:

“What the hell is going on here?!”

Ammon:

“On that note… Who the hell is that old man?”

Berrien:

“He’s the leader of the mercenaries who tried to attack us…”

Berrien:

“Apparently he has history with Bastien.”

Haures:

“You… The price to pay for hurting our friend isn’t cheap.”

Division Leader:

“H-hey...! At least spare my life! I'll do anything you want!"

Division Leader:

“I'm in deep with the nobles! You guys want something, just name it! I can get it for you."

Division Leader:

“I've got it! I can find out what the Sardies' weaknesses are. How about that?"

Haures:

"Was that supposed to win us over?"

Division Leader:

“S-shit...! Come on, Bastien! Help me out here!"

Division Leader:

“I'm sorry about what happened! So please... at least spare my life..."

Bastien:

“Don't make me laugh."

Bastien:

“I'll never forgive you."

Bastien:

“But I don't plan on hurting you. Not here, at least."

Division Leader:

“What?"

Bastien:

“You know, none of your group are actually dead."

Bastien:

“I didn't hit anyone where it actually matters. They're just knocked out."

Division Leader:

“But why...?"

Bastien:

"There's no point in me wasting my breath on you lowlives."

Bastien:

“I'm handing you all over to the Grosvenor guards."

Bastien:

“Have fun in the cellar for the rest of you life. And do some reflecting on how it's your own fault you're there."

Division Leader:

“Sh-shit..."

-Some Time Later-

Haures:

“I've tied them all up."

Berrien:

“Thank you. Now we just have to wait until the guards come."

Boschi:

“I took a look around but I can't find Yuuhan and the others anywhere."

Berrien:

“I see..."

Haures:

“I never thought they'd be the ones to set a trap to try and kill us like this..."

Berrien:

“It looks like we need to have a thorough talk about how to deal with what happened here today..."

Haures:

“I assume we can take this as a declaration of war."

Berrien:

“But... I don't think it would be a good idea to take them up on that offer at this time."

Berrien:

“Our duty as Devil Butlers is to remove Angels from this earth. That's all."

Fennesz:

“I agree. There's no need for us to fight other humans."

Boschi:

“So we're just going to let them get one up on us?"

Fennesz:

“I didn't say that. But we need to be more careful."

Ammon:

“Calm now, Boschi."

Boschi:

“Tsk. Whatever."

Muu:

“It looks like things are getting complicated."

Choices:

“Humans shouldn't be fighting each other..." "We need to figure it out as peacefully as possible."

???:

“Gggh..."

Muu:

“Huh...? What was that noice...?

Boschi:

“Oi, who was that? Whose stomach's rumbling at a time like this?"

Lono:

“Sorry... I'm just gettin' a bit peckish..."

Bastien:

“Gggh..."

Haures:

“You too, Bastien...?"

Ammon:

"Haha. Looks like they're fine to me!"

Fennesz:

“Oh to be young. I can't believe you're hungry after what we just went through."

Haures:

“You're not even that old."

Ammon:

"Ahh. Now I'm getting hungry too. Let's all go home and eat some of Lono's delicious cooking."

Lono:

“That's a great idea, Ammon!"

Boschi:

“I need some meat. Oi, Lono. I could murder a steak right now."

Lono:

“Oh! Steak sounds like a great idea!"

Ammon:

"Boschi. When do you eat anything that's not meat? You need to eat your veg or you'll get sick."

Boschi:

“Huh? Why on earth would eating what I want make me sick?"

Haures:

“Boschi. You're just as childish as always."

Boschi:

“Who are you calling a child?"

Fennesz:

“Haures. I've never seen you eat fish before."

Haures:

“Oi, Fennesz...!"

Muu:

“Huh?! You're picky too, Mr. Haures?"

Choices:

“I'm shocked too." "Everyone has food they don't like."

Haures:

“I-I'll eat it if I have to! I just don't like it very much..."

Haures:

“Oi, Fennesz! Don't embarrass me in front of Master."

Fennesz:

“Sorry, sorry."

Lono:

“Right! Looks like I've got some cookin' to get to!"

Lono:

“Master, let me know if there's anything you want to eat!"

Lono:

“I'm a genius in the kitchen, after all. I'll make anything you want."

Choices:

“Don't push yourself too hard." "Are you sure you're okay?"

Lono:

“Don't worry! I'm completely fine! Look, not a scratch on me..."

Lono:

“Ouch..."

Muu:

“Mr. Lono! Are you sure you're okay?"

Berrien:

"Maybe you should wait to cook until after Lucas has taken a look at you."

Lono:

“That might be a good idea."

Lono:

"You're gonna help me out, right Bastien?"

Lono:

"You gotta work for your food."

Muu:

"Looks like he's back to his usual self."

Choices:

“Thank goodness." "I can relax now."

Berrien:

"Master, I'll prepare the carriage home. Please wait here for a moment."

Berrien:

"AH!!"

Berrien:

"Muu? What's the matter?"

Muu:

"Look! Over there!"

Berrien:

"Over where?"

Haures:

"Hey, that's..."

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Angel:

"Die. For life."

[yanderelmk]

It's my birthday today 😊🎂

How do various yanderes celebrate their darling's birthday?

~💜💫

Oh my gosh happy birthday!! :D For the sake of not running out of space Imma group this together: ☀️MONKEY MEN🌑: They tried to make you a birthday cake...thing is neither of them know how to bake. They had to set their bitterness aside (or- well, they tried to) and the result was Wukong trying to distract you while Macaque scrambled around trying to find you something, even sending out his clones so he could sweep multiple stores at once (while pocketing a few shiny things for himself b/c mfer is a magpie). 🚦TRAFFIC LIGHT TRIO🚦: Mei got you a gift weeks in advance, she stays on top of birthdays. Same for Red Son! MK however didn't remember until the night before because ADHD is a bitch, but he likely ended up drawing a bunch of pictures of you, him, Red Son, and Mei. Mei also has a cake ready b/c she's The Best Ever. The trio's general vibe is just "BFFs 5ever because it's longer than 4" and everyone they care about is given the same treatment. 📖FREE NOODLES🍜: Pigsy is gonna be cookin' up a whole-ass STORM!! All of your favorite foods will be made, and breakfast is definitely served in bed. Dinner's gonna be a whole feast with the cake made extra special. Tang's the type of guy that follows "It's your birthday, so whatever you say goes!" He'll be fully open to trying out something new, and his gift is going to relate to a really niche subject that he knows you absolutely adore. It's likely he's done research to make sure he got the gift just right! 🕷️SPIDER DEMONS🕸️: These four are so wild it's funny. Spider Queen probably used her silk to make you a really fancy outfit, Syntax (who had your birthday set up as a reminder on his phone) probably is gonna give you some kind of drone that can help you out with mundane stuff (you get to name it). Goliath tried to make something, but whatever it is it's gonna be messy...he did his best. Huntsman? Deadass he probably went to go hunt your favorite animal so he could stuff it. If your favorite animal isn't in the area or it's a fictional one catch this extra-ass motherfucker carving a big-ass statue of it.

They had these gifts prepared. They knew your birthday was coming. They still all forgot until the actual day/the night before, for various reasons. Hey, at least the gifts are well-made. ☠️BONE DUO👻: Both the Lady Bone Demon and the Mayor are going to appear on your doorstep at midnight. They have a full day planned with ways to celebrate your birthday and 'no' is not an option. You will be spoiled!! The Mayor's got enough money to take you out in style, probably in his limo to fancy restaurants, most likely one of those rotating ones. The gifts will be exactly what you need, even if you didn't know you needed it yet. Even if it seems odd at first, best to just go along with it. 🪷CELESTIAL SQUAD🌙: Chang'e has a gigantic cake prepared, most likely one layer for each year of your life. She's been working on this for forever!! Nezha helped her prepare a big party on the moon for you. Both of them are likely to gift you presents of Celestial origins (blessed jewelry that protects you from demonic possession, or a very rare book). They might have lost count of their own ages, but they understand how important birthdays are to some people. 🦁THE🐘BROTHERHOOD🦅: They're completely unfamiliar with how mortals celebrate birthdays, but they're going to do their best. Cake? OK sure they can make one (it looks god awful). Presents? Surely any mortal would appreciate dangerous weapons and armor (it's horribly wrapped)! With the whole "listen to the birthday person" thing they might take it too literally. Like if you say "Let's hit the road" they are going to demolish that goddamn road b/c you said to and are the birthday person. Your wishes must be followed. They're trying they really are.

[cypherthesilliest]

Day 6 YAYAYAYA I was waiting for this one!!! I have something cooked up. When I think pepper I think gumbo and I’m thinking princess and the frog setting AND GRRRRGSYETSTTSTEYSGSHRHR

(Go check out my friend @omgitslin >:3)

ENJOY!!

It was a warm evening, the sun was just below the horizon and the blues of the sky’s begin to turn black. The lights of the tiny homes surrounding the neighborhood lit up the place and gave you room to see. It was a small neighborhood, in a small town. Far off into grass plains and farmers land. It was a very close knit community.

You sat on the porch of your tiny, wooden home, watching as kids from around the houses played in a small grass area, squealing as they fought for custody of a simple leather ball. You saw parents, watching from their own porches, smiling softly at their children. You smiled as well, just for how loving the community is, and the time off you get.

You worked in a bigger, busier town. As a waitress in a small restaurant, and came back home to your small, warm community full of humans and monsters alike.

Speaking of warm, a smell lifts into the air, from a small house nearby. Ah, you knew who that was. Horror, the big guy. He always cooked for everyone. He made stews, sandwiches and more for every person in this little neighborhood. Sometimes money was tight, and people didn’t have it for meals, but horror? He was a lifesaver.

Always volunteering, always wanting to help out with livestock, harvesting, and most importantly, food.

You smirk, getting up from your porch and making your way over to his house. As you walk your way up his porch with your boots clicking on the old wood, the door was open and you could hear the sound of wood and pot hitting against each other and a thoughtful hum from the big guy.

You lean onto the railing of his porch and call out,

“Heyya big guy, whatcha cookin up in there?” The sounds of the kitchen stop for a bit. You could hear a particular laugh of a kid who probably was running and being chased around.

Heavy steps make their way over before you could see his head, looking over the door frame that leads into the kitchen. His big red eye light was fixated on you, black dot in the middle going here to there slightly.

“..Gumbo.” He finally huffs out, “but… need.. help.” He was slow but careful with his words, seemingly shrinking into himself.

You hum, and walk all the way up the porch, going up to the doorframe and peaking inside.

“What do ya need help with?” You ask. He nods his head towards the kitchen and you take that as your invitation inside. You walk inside, looking around. It was relatively cozy! With a nice big couch and a shelf full of who knows what. When you make your way inside the kitchen you saw how.. neat it was. Pristine and organized.

Knives hung up against the wall, the stove clean and not rusty, cabinets polished, a light hung from above. On the stove you could see a giant pot with a wooden spoon. Then you could see Horror himself. He had an apron on that said ‘kiss the cook’ that you held in a laugh once you saw it. He wore a short sleeved white shirt that showed off his arm bones, and regular black pants.

You lean against the door frame and watch as he gets a spoonful of Gumbo in the wooden spoon and hold it out to.. you?

You take the invitation gladly, letting him feed you. Once you tasted it, you knew what was off. There wasn’t enough flavor. He brings the spoon back, watching your reaction. You hum and nod, looking off to the side befor starting back up, moving around him and grabbing the ingredient it needed most. Pepper.

You grab it and dash it into the pot, looking inside at the delicious gumbo, before gently grabbing the spoon from Horrors hand,grabbing a spoonful and giving it a taste before holding it out for horror to taste.

He does, and the black dot in the sea of red dilates happily. He hums and nods.

“Perfect. Thanks.. lamb chop.” He ruffles your hair and you stagger back, giggling.

“Aye! Hehe- your welcome big guy.” You pat his shoulder, moving around him and grabbing bowls, “can I help ya serve everyone?”

“Sure.”

And so that night you helped serve out bowls to everyone, giving them their fair share of Gumbo. You got yours, horror handing it to you once everyone was served. You took it, appreciating horror and his kindness and willingness to help. You sat on your porch, eating it happily as you stared up at the northern star, bright and beautiful.

Eventually Horror came up and sat next to you. The two of you talked to each other, finishing your bowls.

[vwbugggie]

Fame D.R. First Shift!

Hey y'all!!! Recently I've been seeing a lot of posts about living in the end or living as if you already have what it is that you want. Obviously what I want is to shift so I thought it'd be fun if a wrote out how my first shift wake up would go. So let's all just pretend for a second that I've shifted (OMG!!! CONGRATS BUGGIE!!!! THANK YOU BESTIES!!!! <333 :*)

Comments on my DR (opinions, ideas, etc.) are welcome as long as they are respectful towards me and others! Feel free to ask any questions!

If y’all with Fame DR’s (or any DR; but especially if we have DR’s in common) ever wanna chat my DM's are open, don't be shy! (No minors, sorry!)

Anti-shifters do not interact, I don't care what you think. If you are rude or disrespectful I will block you and delete your comment. I'm not going to argue with you because I simply don't care to. (If you see a rude or disrespectful comment before I can get to it I encourage you not to engage, ignore it, thanks!)

[Also for background we weren't famous when I first shifted, this was at the very beginning of My Chem. Bullets was barely in the works and Frank hadn't joined yet. I hadn't met him, but I did end up meeting him the first day I shifted at the party we went to.]

So this is how my first shift to my Fame D.R. went:

[The day after my two weeks ended and I was officially unemployed, October 1, 2001. I woke up when I felt the bed dip next to me. I kept my eyes closed and didn't move. I felt someone lightly rub my back and gently say]

Gee: Good morning, Bug. Me and Mikey have to go run some errands, afterwards we're gonna pick up Ray, then we'll all come pick you guys up. Then we'll head to the party, ok?

[He looked at me and waited for me to open my eyes.]

Buggie: Yeah, sure 

[I say as I flipped over trying hide the fact that I was freaking out.]

Gee: C’mon Bug, wakey wakey

Buggie: I’m awake

Gee: Prove it

[Finally I opened my eyes and saw Gee smiling down at me, I sat up.]

Buggie: Errands, pick up Ray, then me and Abbi, got it. What time should we be ready by?

Gee: Well we want to be there by eight ish, it's (checks watch) 10:00 so probably 7:00? Gives us enough to finish errands and eat something, sound ok? 

Buggie: Perfect

Gee: Oh, and eat something will you? Real food, not just a Coke. Abbi's cookin', we woulda stuck around and ate with ya, but we’re late

[I nodded my head and held out my arms (a bitch needed a hug fight me)]

Gee: Everything ok?

Buggie: [I nodded my head] Uh huh, I just had a bad dream, would you get Mikey before you guys leave? 

Gee: Sure, I’ll go get him

[I held on for a second, after I let go he stands. A few minutes later Mikey appeared in the doorway.]

Mikey: Hey kid, heard you had a bad dream

[He sits on the bed]

Buggie: Yeah, I just wanted to say bye

[I hugged him, he rubbed my back lightly to comfort me]

Mikey: Wanna talk about it?

Buggie: I’m ok, I don’t wanna make y’all more late

Mikey: Eh, what’s a few more minutes?

Buggie: Really it was nothing, I don’t even really remember it anymore 

Mikey: Ok, but if you need anything just call

Buggie: I will, I’ll see ya later

Mikey: See ya later, kid

The second that door closed I fully freaked out, questioning if this was real, doing reality checks, looking around, grabbing things, you know trying to make sure I was grounded. I was trying to contain my excitement and keep quiet cuz I didn't want to alarm anyone lol. After I somewhat composed myself I ran to my phone to check out my lifa app (yes that's something I kept from old shiftok lol) I explored it a bit, until I was calm, then I decided to go to the kitchen and have breakfast with Abbi.

Just a lil reminder this was me living in the end! I don't want y'all to think I'm lying or anything I just thought this would be fun and helpful for my journey :)

Anyway thanks for reading! Love y'all <3333

[verdantcrimson]

Preparations for the Future - 1

Writer: Suika

Season: Autumn

TL: verdantcrimson

Proofread: Saki

1 | 2

Kuro: Isara, Ritsu. Sorry to trouble you guys.

Mao: It’s cool. I had a day off today anyways.

Mao: Besides, It’s not everyday I get to eat Kiryu-senpai’s cooking, so it feels like I’m getting something out of this too ♪

Kuro: Haha, that sure is nice of ya to say.

Kuro: I’ve been studyin’ a couple of recipe books, but some of these dishes are my first attempts at makin’ em.

Kuro: They might not look all that pretty but… I’m gonna be cookin’ a whole bunch of dishes, so eat as much as ya can.

Ritsu: Appearances might be important, but what really matters is if it actually tastes good.

Ritsu: Don’t worry. I’ll sample them and give you my opinion.

Kuro: Sure. I’ll be countin’ on ya.

Kuro: … Then, let’s start off with the first dish. I don’t need any compliments, just your honest opinion.

Ritsu: Fufu. Then I’ll make sure not to hold back. Thank you for the meal. ♪

Mao: It looks like a suuuper tasty dish! That’s just what I’d expect from someone studying cooking ~ !

Kuro: All I did was follow the recipe, it ain’t anythin’ special.

Ritsu: ... Mhm, you’ve always been someone who cooks after all. It really is delicious. I give you my compliments. ♪

Mao: It’s so good! See, the meat just melts in your mouth doesn’t it? It doesn’t have an overpowering taste, so you can eat as much as you want ♪

Mao: If you can cook this well already, I don’t think you have to worry about appearing on a cooking show, right?

Kuro: Thanks. That’s a relief to hear.

Ritsu: Hmm~. But you know, it’s odd to see Kurocchi on a cooking show.

Mao: Ah, I thought so too.

Mao: Kiryu-senpai… Could it just be because AKATSUKI is a serious unit that values more traditional performance arts?

Mao: I can’t really imagine them being on a regular cooking show…

Mao: I don’t mean any offense, but I thought Kiryu-senpai was trying something new to challenge himself.

Kuro: I get what you’re tryin’ to say, about a change in attitude and all.

Kuro: Actually, I was thinkin’ the same thing. If you had asked me a while before, I woulda said no.

Mao: If that’s the case, then why exactly did you accept this job?

Kuro: It was a coincidence. … Originally, there was supposed to be a completely different idol on this cookin’ show.

Kuro: Seems like there was a sudden change in that idol’s schedule, so they couldn’t make it.

Kuro: There was a vacancy, so I offered to lend a hand ‘cause they needed someone.

Ritsu: So that’s why you got the job. Could it be that you’ve actually wanted to appear on a cooking show for some time now?

Kuro: It’s not like I didn’t have any interest. More like I didn’t have any strong feelings about bein’ on one. 

Ritsu: I see~. Could it be that you wanted to gain favor with your superiors then? Anija was doing that too.

Ritsu: That’s how it is in Kurocchi’s agency, right?

Kuro: That ain’t why I took on this job though… It was for a much nicer reason.

Kuro: That’s why I asked the little miss for a bit of a push.

Kuro: And conveniently, I happened to be discussin’ the Feature Live with her.

Mao: Now that you mention it, Kanzaki was talking about how Kiryu-senpai had been asked to perform in a Feature Live pretty happily the other day.

Kuro: Haha, I can’t let that guy down, so I guess I gotta put on a good show. ♪ 

Kuro: Whoops, got off topic there. In any case, I’m doin’ this job of my own volition.

Kuro: That’s why I’d like to do it properly…  Anyways, I’ve got another dish for you to try out.

Mao: That’s fast!? It looks fancy too……

Mao: If it means getting to eat food this good, I’ll gladly help out. ♪

Mao: If you want, I could call someone else to do a taste test too. I’m sure that Subaru guy would be thrilled to help.

Kuro: That’d be nice. I’d like to get as many opinions as possible. Ask him to come if he can make it.

Kuro: Actually, I’ve called in someone knowledgeable to help out too. You know what they say, about how you gotta leave it to the experts. ♪

Ritsu: In the case of food, the ‘expert’ in question would be…

Niki: Sorry for being late, Kiryu-kun.

Kuro: Haven’t been waitin’ long at all. We’re still on the appetizers.

Kuro: I ought to be thankin’ ya, sorry for callin’ you over.

Niki: No sweat! You can always count on me to taste test food ♪

Kuro: Nah, I didn’t just call you to taste the food. Shiina was gonna teach me how to cook, right?

Niki: Nahah! I knew that already!

Ritsu: So you were talking about Nikipyon after all~. There’s nobody better.

Niki: That makes me happy to hear, Ritsu-kun. Since I’ve been specially called, I’ll do my best!

Mitsuru: Kiryuuu-senpai! Are you gonna feed us yummy food!?

Sora: HaHa~! Sora is also here to eat Red onii-san’s cooking!

Niki: Oh, that’s right! I ran into Tenma-kun and Harukawa-kun on the way here, so I asked them to be taste testers!

Kuro: Ah, welcome. I just finished cookin’ a dish, so you can go ahead and dig in.

Ritsu: It suddenly got crowded~

Mao: I mean, this is a four-person room, but it is pretty cramped right now, isn’t it?

Kuro: Right. I was plannin’ on moving to the kitchen to cook when Shiina arrived, so let’s move there.

Niki: Alrighty, let’s all work together and bring the food over there~

Mitsuru: Then I’ll take this plate~!

Sora: Hihi~. Sora is looking forward to eating with everyone~♪

Kuro: Hm? ……Sorry, that’d be my phone. Could you guys go ahead to the kitchen without me?

Mao: Gotcha. Then, we’ll just eat while we wait for you.

Kuro: …… Yo, little miss. Are you doin’ alright? It’s not a problem.

Kuro: So you’re contactin’ me to discuss the Feature Live?

Kuro: Sounds like that’d be a hit. ♪

Kuro: So you’ve got some details about the contents of the live show and wanted to share materials with me?

Kuro: Gotcha, that day oughta be free accordin’ to my schedule. I’ll meet ya at the office then.

Kuro: Oh also, about that cookin’ show, thanks for givin’ me the opportunity for that job.

Kuro: You’re sayin’ that you’re the one that asked for my help and that you’re glad I volunteered to take the other idol’s place?

Kuro: I’m glad I could help ya out, little miss.

Kuro: Studyin’ how to cook? So the little miss heard. Actually just a few minutes ago I was havin’ people taste test the food I made.

Kuro: You also heard that I was practicin’ for the show passionately…?

Kuro: Well, s’pose that might be true…… Could say I had a little change of heart.

Kuro: I’ll do my best so that you can say that you’re glad you left this job up to me, little miss. Just watch me. ♪

[the-faramir]

Niji-iro Midori: The Reluctant Ringmaster

Chapter 6: The Circus of Wayward Wonders

On reaching the Circus of Wayward Wonders, the Celestial Menagerie refugees reunited with their long-lost comrades and met all of the new additions to the circus who had come from other places. The performers met with the ringmaster, Myron “Thunder” Stendhal, to figure out how to integrate their acts with the new schedule, while the support workers found their new assignments. As the circus performances had not yet started, they also reached out to the town of Abberton to take odd jobs to bring in a little income for food and supplies.

Myron and his circus co-founder, Professor Zarlian Kyosophus, warned the Celestial Menagerie refugees not to go around town stealing. “You don’t want to sully the Circus’ reputation. And we refuse to run this show like Dusklight ran hers!”

During downtime, Brondin Stonehammer and some of the existing security guards teamed up to provide basic weapons training to the crew, ensuring that they would be able to hold their own in an actual fight. Bufurug also taught some basics of first aid and healing wounds. Even the Professor took time to educate the group on circus history.

Myron gave Midori the responsibility of advertising the circus in the town, selling tickets, providing information in general, and welcoming audience members to the nightly performances. They even worked out a way for Midori to show off her singing voice, following Myron’s performance introduction with customized songs to introduce the acts.

After a few days, Midori noticed that Bufurug was making no effort to settle in and join the cooking crew. One afternoon, she saw him and some of the others packing up and preparing to go on a journey.

“Apologies, Midori, but I cannot stay. Too much has been happening around the island, and I feel that it is my responsibility to help restore the environment to its former lush glory. I shall be making the pilgrimage to the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning. Harlock Hamdeel is the leader there, and I hope to spend some time with him learning everything that he knows about the aeon orbs’ failure.”

Midori leaned down to give her old friend a hug. “I’ll miss ya. Won’t be the same without ya. An’,” her eyes opened widely, starting to mist over with tears, “well, I’ll also miss your cookin’.”

Bufurug chuckled. “I did hand off some recipe cards to Larry. He will take care of you all, food-wise.”

Midori looked over to Brondin, who was securing his backpack. “Brondin, too? Who will keep trainin’ us?”

Brondin replies, “The security team can help in my absence. I need to make sure this lot makes it through the wilderness without trouble. They’re pretty green.”

Midori turned to Itty-Bitty. “You’re goin’ with ‘em, too?”

Itty-Bitty "I weren't much help back there in the forest with that spinesnapper guy." She rubbed her still-healing shoulder in apology. “I need t’ get better at fightin'. Brondin said 'e'd teach me. So I'm goin' with 'im and Boof. It ain't far, but I gotta lay off performin' while I learn. We'll keep in touch!”

Itty-Bitty picked Midori up off of the ground in a huge bear hug. “See ya, Squirt. Whoo! Yer smellin' a bit ripe. Maybe take a bath or somethin'?”

“Ha ha, what? I just took a bath. Remember? Last week at The Miners’ Den. With a whole bottle o' shampoo and everything!” Itty-Bitty returned Midori to her feet.

Hearing the exchange, Myron came over to Midori. “A moment, please?” He leaned down to her and started whispering in her ear.

Midori nodded and responded as Myron whispered. “Uh-huh.... Yeah.... 'Polite society,' sure.... 'High Gene?' Who is this 'Gene' fella? .... Oh. I see.” Midori’s eyes shifted back and forth from right to left. “Well, see ya 'round, Big Sis. I'll miss ya. Well, now I, uh, have a thing to do.” She turned and sprinted toward the washrooms.

Satisfied with the conversation, Myron straightened up and shook hands with the departing group.

The next month gave the circus much time for practicing and performing for the locals. However, bad news began to filter in. Many of the local crops had begun to die off and fail. The meager harvests were even more meager than the preceding years. Morale around the town was beginning to falter. The townsfolk were certainly in need of some quality entertainment!

At last, the time had come: opening night. The Circus of Wayward Wonders stood ready to start off their first performance! Audience members began to file in through the entrance, filling the big top to capacity, unaware of what was about to unfold….

Chapter 1: We Are On a Diplomatic Mission to Absalom

Chapter 2: The Circus Arrives Without Warning

Chapter 3: Hi-Diddle-De-Dee, a Carny's Life for Me

Chapter 4: Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

Chapter 5: One Does Not Simply Walk Into Abberton

[slashingdisneypasta]

We need to get back to the OG, Goofy and fun universe of the Toon Patrol. I've corrupted them enough XD I figure the best reintroduction on my end is to offer this;

This. This is the Toon Patrol with Greasy and his Amazing Cook S/O I sent asks for last year. Usually the guys don't pay much attention to Greasy's relationship because A) they usually don't last too long, and B) they're still getting used to this new person in the group *cough* sniffing them out to see if they're worthy of rolling with the group. But then Cook!S/O came rolling in with their homemade food and now nobody wants Greasy and Y/N to break up XD

Corruption is fun but a certain balance is needed, we can agree XD

Omg you know Psycho would be the first to volunteer the moment that Greasy does something to possibly hurt his S/O that they all love XD Like oh!!! Oh!! Yes yes yes!! Me!! Let me hit him!!! *arm up in the air, waiving around all crazy* Let me hit him p l e a s e!!!!!

Meanwhile Wheezy will just give a huff of a sigh, walk over and give Greasy the biggest casual/formal thump in the jaw of his life. "Eyes up, man."

Smartass is so frustrated and exasperated. Do you wanna start cookin for us again!??? Ya wanna have Psycho and Stupid botherin ya in the kitchen and Wheezy sayin nothin tastes like anything again??? That what you want!?? Fucking hell.

Greasy tries to sweet talk/beg Stupid into not hitting him, desperately promising cookies and saying he looks so handsome today (did you d-do something with your fur today Stu??? It looks muy muy muy guapo- ) and Stu does go, for a moment, like 'oh but Boss do I have to hit him??'- but in the end, he does it and uhhh

Let's just say there's a very obvious reason Stupid is the last resort XD

[ratsoh-writes]

Cali snorted and crossed her arms, leaning on the couch arm to see the two monsters, “you guys.. seriously need to take some cookin’ classes. Or maybe I’m just not familiar with this time of cooking. Y’all should name it, it’s like your own, very, very petrifying and extreme way of making the most epic food known to monster and mankind.” She teased.

Papyrus puts his hands on his hips

Papyrus: I KNOW HOW TO COOK PROPERLY TOO! EXTREME COOKING IS JUST MORE FUN

Undyne: DAMN STRAIGHT!!! TOMATOES PULVERIZED BY FIST TASTE WAYYY BETTER!!

As they bicker together about the most extreme way to cook, you hear the kitchen door open and see a sleepy looking sans standing in the doorway. He’s adorable in his Red Hot Chili Peppers tshirt and his Cookie Monster pajama pants

[definitelynotciara]

eleven: downhill part two

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“V.”

You look at him smiling, the bags under your eyes that are usually hidden by makeup revealed after you washed it all off.

“Hey Samu, look I can—”

“Can’t make it to dinner again?”

You laugh ,“Yeah. I have to work on my lines. I’ve been too distracted lately.”

“We can work on them together?”

“If you don’t mind?”

“I don’t mind at all. I’m offerin’. Come over to our place after filming?”

“I really need to work on my lines so—”

“We will. Promise.”

“I know but I need to stay focused. Seriously.”

“I’ll tell the others not to bother you. I can convince them to run lines with us”

You take a moment to think about if you really should go. “Okay fine. I’ll go.”

Samu smiles at you. “I’ll cook dinner tonight. Any requests?”

“Anything you want Samu.”

“Great.”

“I’ll head home first and wash up then I’ll meet you for dinner. Okay?”

“Sounds good.”

“Thank you Samu.”

“Of course.”

—

“No Venus again?” Rintarō asks looking at Osamu. “He’s been so sulky lately.”

“I have not been sulky.” Osamu groaned.

“Yer right Sunarin he has been sulky. Aw ya miss yer girlfriend.”

“We ain’t datin’. She’s a friend.”

“Oh! Okay. Sure.”

“She’s comin’ over today anyways.”

“Oh so that’s why yer cookin’ dinner tonight.”

“Shut yer trap Tsumu…She’s been off lately. So we’re gonna run lines over dinner. That’s all.”

“AW YER WORRIED BOUT ‘ER”

“SHUT UP TSUMU.”

*the doorbell rings*

“Go get yer girlfriend at the door Samu.” Atsumu teased. Sunarin snickering, pretending to look at his phone.

He opens the door.

“Hi Samu.”

“Hey Venus.”

“Is it just us?” You ask, walking in, sitting down to take off your shoes.

“Unfortunately not. Tsumu and Rin are here.” Samu says holding a hand out to help you up.

You smile and take it, “Do they wanna run lines with us?”

“You can ask ‘em. But let’s eat dinner first.”

“Oh right you cooked! What did you make?” You say, trying to focus on anything other than the fact that you two are still holding hands. For fucks sake you guys have done worse than holding hands on camera. (they kissed you dirty minded people)

“ [favorite food], hope you like it.”

“I love that so much, you must’ve read my mind. I haven’t had it in so long.”

No Venus he just spent hours searching up what your favorite food was on the internet so that he could surprise you. Platonically of course.

“Hi Zumi!” Atsumu says, his eyes focused on his brother’s hand interlocked with yours. The golden haired boy looked at his brother with a knowing smirk.

“Hi Tsumie! Hey Rin! Are you two running lines with us?”

“Oh no. We wouldn’t want to intrude.” Rin said, leaning his head on his hand.

“You wouldn’t be trust me.” Samu smiled tightly.

Rintarō hummed, “Oh I’m not so sure. V. ” Rin started, you turned to look at him, “What scenes are you running?”

“The ones needed for tomorrow.”

“Oh so the kissing scene.” He smiled at Samu, who was now red.

“Yeah amongst others.” You nod ,“Why?”

“Ah nothing. You two have fun.” Rintarō winked at Samu who looked ready to kill the green eyed boy, his grip on your hand tightened slightly.

“We’re gonna eat first actually.” You say smiling. “Then we’ll run lines.”

“Okay. Enjoy the food, Samu’s a great chef. I’ll join you two for a bit, I have some scenes with you I need to go through a few more times. It’d be nice to have something to react to.”

“Got it! See you later.”

[i-pretend-that-pokemon-are-real]

aight, may as well do this 1. my first gym battle i guess? idk, it was a start to a lifelong dream of mine and i think that's neat.

2. i dont 3. a nice roundout to my team would probably be a gholdengo, when i move to paldea 4. my mom always said it was my father's partner mon, and passed it on to me. dad passed before i was born. i suppose doc's happy with me, so it's good. 5. weird question. probs a dusk ball 6. fred carries the pokeballs to the healing machine or whatever it's called, and doctor knows how to cook surprisingly well! 7. doc's sludge bomb, idk it looks cool 8. drifloon, ik it kidnaps small children but it's cute how can you be angry at it, besides, children are annoying lil shits anyways 9. eh, i think yveltal's cool enough i guess 10. cascaraffa in paldea 11. i kinda battle, but i do work 9 to 5 at a pokemon center. i studied in school and uni obv. the other shit just doesn't seem like something i'd like 12. i live in kalos rn, cyllage is my hometown and i still live there 13. it's quiet ig, and i like the lil lanterns lmao 14. nothin really, i just don't get bothered a lot here 15. none 16. manny doesn't like tea. wtf manny literally is tea. is he depressed? i don't know 17. fred was born from an egg 18. two of em. Manny n hank 19. doc had the hardest time understanding that he should not eat my dreams. it turned out fine in the end 20. doc likes sour stuff, fred likes fast food, manny likes nothing (he doesn't eat, i don't know why), hank likes... everything, and dahlia does not have a mouth to eat. she likes souls. 21. we're both really quiet. i like doctor for that. 22. his rotund shape? i don't wanna insult him but that bitch a bit fat 23. eh, we had some quarrels but nothing too serious 24. i think it's fred technically 25. i wanna have a team of six, but there's just five of em rn. i don't enjoy the company of people, so i just turn to mon instead. 26. there was this guy who came thru the pkmn center and later he won the league. didn't say a word to me, which i like, but also strange 27. i don't really 28. i don't travel fuck off 29. they seem to like chiken a lot 30. socialize 31. the forest idk why 32. i always wanna go home so i guess that 33. i dont keep track. whatevers in the fridge they can have it 34. we have movie night. 35. they're always with me so i guess... just bein near them 36. he do be do 37. repeat question smh 38. doc's good at cookin (we watched breaking bad on movie night once and he liked it too much. he often imitates the "We have to cook" phrase) 39. writing honestly 40. ghost mon are quiet. they're peaceful to be around. i find that valuable in a world where you need to be an extrovert to function. i need some space too, yknow?

here are some pokéblr asks!!

if you battle, talk about a battle that was really important to you!

if you participate in contests, talk about a contest that was really important to you!

what's one pokémon you would really like to have as a partner?

how did you meet your very first pokémon?

what's your favorite kind of pokéball?

what kind of tasks do your pokémon do to help you in the day-to-day?

what's your favorite move one of your pokémon knows?

what's one pokémon you like that people wouldn't expect?

do you have a favorite legendary pokémon?

what's one city, town, or landmark you want to visit someday?

do you battle, coordinate, study, or something else? why did you decide to do that? have you ever tried to do one of the other things?

where is your hometown? where do you live now?

what do you like the most about your hometown?

what do you like the most about where you live now?

what kinds of friends have you made on this website?

what habit does one of your pokémon have that's unusual for its species?

have you ever raised a pokémon egg?

do you have any pokémon that were traded to you?

what thing did/does your pokémon have the hardest time learning?

what kind of food do your pokémon like?

what's one thing you and your partner pokémon have in common?

what's one thing that couldn't be more different between you and your partner pokémon?

did you and your partner pokémon always get along?

what's the rarest pokémon you've met?

do you have a big team or just a small number of pokémon? how did you decide which was better for you?

tell us about an interesting trainer you've met, either while you've traveled or who came through where you stay!

if you travel, what was your favorite place to travel through?

if you travel, what was your least favorite place to travel through?

what is your pokémon's favorite snack?

what is something you could not do without your pokémon?

where is your pokémon's favorite place to go?

where is your favorite place to go?

what kind of treats do you give your pokémon?

how do you and your pokémon celebrate special events, holidays, victories, and/or anniversaries?

how do you like to spend time with your pokémon?

name something about your partner pokémon that makes you really proud of them!

how do you like to spend time with your pokémon?

name something that your pokémon is really good at!

what's a cool skill or hobby you have that doesn't actually have much to do with your pokémon?

what kind of pokémon (can be but doesn't have to be type!) are your favorite? why do you like them so much?

[dixonlvr-online]

Kiss the cook

Pairing: Daryl Dixon x F!Reader

Warnings: Swear words

Genre: Fluff

Challenge: Breaking bones / Secret family recipe @flufftober / "I don't want you to do that."

A/N: THIS GIF!!! THIS SCENE!!! I lose my mind

Daryl was a mess in the kitchen, but you were having a great time watching him.

The two of you were a sight: big, burly, tough guy running around the kitchen with his hands full, trying to stir at the same he chopped. You, on the other hand, were lounging at the kitchen table, chin resting on your hand, smiling gently at his movements.

In one fluid motion, he dropped both a towel and the spoon he’d been stirring with. He cursed, reaching for them, only to bump his head on the oven handle. You stifled a laugh.

It’s not that you enjoyed his torment, but he’d been so insistent on cooking for you tonight, you had to have your fun.

“Need some help?” you asked, laughing at the glare he shot you.

“Nah,” he said, throwing the dirty spoon in the sink and grabbing another. You stood from your spot, needing to catch a glimpse at the dish he was making. You shuffled up next to him and leaned over, studying the concoction in the pot. It was brown, and thick, and bubbling…

“What…is this?” you asked gently. Daryl groaned.

“None of yer business, woman. Secret family recipe. Now get out of my kitchen,” he scolded, playfully swatting you with a towel. You giggled, running away from him. 

Daryl stole one last meaningful glance at the food before him, the mess he’d created in the kitchen, and you, looking adorable at his side. He switched off the stove, emptying his hands of cooking utensils.

You shot him a confused look, but within moments he’d pulled you into his arms, lifting you off the ground and swinging you through the air. Your laughter was uncontrollable, the surprise and joy of the moment overtaking you.

“Daryl! Daryl! What are you doing?” you laughed, prompting him to set you down. He grinned back at you, enjoying the dazed look on your face and the sound of your breathless laughter.

“Ain’t cookin’ no more. It’s shit anyway. Let’s skip dinner tonight,” he said. You bit your lip.

“And do what instead?” you asked, already looking him up and down. He pulled you closer, resting his hands on your hips. The two of you were dangerously close now, and all urges to laugh were replaced with a low burning sensation throughout your body.

“I can think of a few things,” he said, and then he was kissing you. You reached for his face, pulling him impossibly closer. His grip on your waist tightened, sinking into you, drinking in every ounce of your figure. 

You paused to breathe, leaning your forehead against his. Gasping for air, you leaned in to press a swift kiss to his cheek.

“Honey, I’m starving," you whispered. Daryl shook his head, smiling at your comment. Swiftly, he pulled you up into his arms, wrapping your legs around his waist.

"Me too," he growled, and placed you on the counter...