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texting Stan and Ford headcanons
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˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ Stan Pines
✧ Stan is the kinda guy who thinks emojis are a scam, but somehow, he figured out how to use the "thumbs up" and "money bag" emoji. so, expect a lot of those in your chats.
✧ his text tone is rough, a little misspelled, typed like he's yelling even when he isn’t. Half of his texts are in all caps, and he absolutely does not care about grammar. but he gets the point across, always.
✧ you’re getting messages at 3 am about some ‘brilliant’ scheme to make a quick buck. he’ll send, “LISTEN, doll, what if we made... GIANT… glitter-filled eggs for easter? Tourists'll go NUTS." you reply, half-asleep, with “Stan, ily but go to bed." and all you get back is a “🤬 YOU GOTTA THINK BIGGER!”
✧ Stan sends those weird chain messages he swears are from some “hotshot businessman” that’ll make you rich in a week. and when you don’t respond immediately, you get a: “Fine, Miss Doubtful, see you when I’m rolling in gold.”
✧ there are whole days where he just floods your phone with random, blurry photos of some new Mystery Shack "artifact" he found. It’s usually junk he picked up at a garage sale, like a “haunted” ashtray or some knock-off painting that’s “probably ancient.”
✧ If he’s feeling sappy (and tipsy): you might get a rare “thinking bout you, sweet thing” at 2 am. but if you try to call him on it the next day, he’ll just be like “Didn’t say that. You’re makin’ stuff up.”
✧ when he’s really riled up about something, though? then his messages are just. . . a stream of caps-lock curses, mixed with misspelled attempts to describe whatever nonsense he just got himself into. you just sit back and let him rant; he’ll cool off eventually.
✧ and the voice messages are something else. they sound like he’s talking through a fan half the time. one minute, he’s rambling about how tourists are “the dumbest suckers on the planet” and the next, he’s ranting about how “bigfoot definitely broke into the shack last night!"
types of messages Stan texts:
"So… whatcha wearin’? 😏"
“Hey doll, I just found a penny on the ground! Maybe today’s my lucky day… hint hint ;)"
"I’d say somethin’ romantic, but I think my brain just shorted out. You’re a little too cute for a guy like me."
"Just tried that new café downtown. Ordered coffee… tastes like they filtered it through someone’s laundry. You’d hate it. Wanna come mock it with me?"
"Not gonna lie, I miss that face of yours. So what’re we doin’ about it, huh?"
“Again missin’ that cute little smile of yours… maybe you could send me a pic to remind me?”
"Wanna help me scam the tourists today? I’ll split the loot with ya… maybe ;)”
"You wouldn’t believe what I caught Ford muttering in his sleep. Man’s like a walking encyclopedia, even when he’s unconscious."
“Got any plans later? Thought maybe we could… y’know… not have plans together."
˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ Ford Pines
✧ hehehehe he’s like an old-school emailer who’s just now getting the hang of messaging apps. texts in complete sentences, full punctuation, like he’s drafting a dissertation.
✧ He sends you whole paragraphs at random hours, talking about some discovery he’s made, like he’s reporting directly to NASA. you’re like, “Ford, it's just a weird-looking squirrel." and he's already typing another essay about its "possible interdimensional origins."
✧ once in a while, he’ll send you a message that says, “Are you awake?” at, like 3 am followed by a string of thoughtful yet completely bonkers hypotheses. you find it cute, though, his mind never stops, not even for a second.
✧ If he’s feeling bold, you might even get a “hypothetical” confession out of him: “Hypothetically, if one were to develop... strong emotional attachment to a certain person... how would one proceed?" You tease him about it the next day, and he gets flustered, “It was purely scientific curiosity."
✧ Ford isn’t big on emojis, but he likes the brain and alien ones, using them poetically. he’ll sign off texts with a single brain emoji, like it’s his version of a little goodbye wave.
✧ on really rare occasions, he’ll send a voice message. they’re always way too long, and it’s usually him whispering so he doesn’t wake Stan up. he goes on about cosmic rays or “gravity anomalies,” his voice dropping lower when he gets excited. you live for those moments
✧ and if he ever texts you a “good night,” you just know he’s been up thinking about it for hours, trying to figure out if it’s “appropriate.”
types of messages Ford texts:
“It’s been approximately 3 hours, 12 minutes, and 23 seconds since our last conversation… not that I’m counting or anything. Just… miss you."
sends a meme about science nerds “Us. But mostly me.”
“My hands ache from writing… though perhaps if it were writing about you, I wouldn’t mind.”
“Do you think about me too, or am I the only one utterly ruined by this… whatever this is?”
“I’ve been thinking about that book you lent me... 🤔 It’s honestly so much more interesting than I expected, thank you for recommending it."
"I don’t know how to work this... But I managed to send a meme! It’s not the worst thing I’ve done, I suppose?
“I did it. I fixed the telescope. Finally. Now we can actually look at the stars like we’ve talked about. :)"
"I hope you’re feeling okay today. I noticed you seemed a little stressed the other day. Don’t forget to take care of yourself. :) It’s important."
"If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together. :( Sorry, nerdy joke... :’D)”
ps - I CANT THEYRE SO CUTE BOTH I WANT TO SMASH THEM AGAINST THE WALL
lmao if someone wants, i can write some spicy types of chatting with them :)))
#gravity falls x reader#gravity falls x you#x reader#gravity falls#gravity falls smut#ford pines x reader#ford pines smut#stan pines smut#stan pines x reader#stan pines x oc#stan pines x you#ford pines x you#stanford pines x you#stanford pines x reader#gravity falls headcanons
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rabbit costume + luxe couture miss raven
Because I love the Alice in Wonderland aesthetic and White Rabbit Fest is running in EN right now… 😭 I decided to make a Rabbit Costume for my OC! Figured I’d also do the same for the event running in JP at the same time, Tapis Rouge in the Shaftlands.
Special thanks goes to @peripheralsanity for the super adorable bonus drawing of Miss Raven in her Rabbit Costume 😭 I wanna cram that bunny into my mouth like an Easter marshmallow…
My own doodles are below the cut, along with various design notes 📝
First up, the Rabbit Costume!
It takes a lot of inspiration from Alice herself: the bow in her hair, the dress, the apron. Miss Raven’s Heartslabyul dorm uniform design also pulls inspiration from Alice, so I tried very hard to make this look unique from that!
There’s a lot more bows, frills, and huge, goofy-looking accessories—like the rabbit ears + tail plus the shoes. The outfit also features a lot of pastel checkerboard pattern and shimmery makeup, like what is featured in Deuce’s Rabbit Costume. Upon closer inspection, there’s even more intricacies! Raven’s apron has heart-shaped pockets, the apron’s top has card motifs stitched into it, and the corset belt has a rabbit slowly dressing and then taking up a bugle to play. The transition demonstrates her own adaption to living among non-animals 😅
The rabbit on her skirt, chain, prize ribbon, and earring aren’t the White Rabbit but a cobbled together rabbit that’s missing an eye. The XO Rabbit poses as and stillinvokes the image of the White Rabbit, especially when it’s right next to a pocket watch. It fits Raven, who is someone not “organically” in the world of TWST (since she’s an OC).
I think my favorite part of this design is the super wacky and big hair. You may recognize it from the Hatsune Miku x Cinnamoroll campaign that was popular a while back. The shape reminded me of bunny ears, so I thought it would be nice to incorporate into Raven’s Rabbit Costume.
There’s so many strange things in clock town to observe! Miss Raven would have a fun time hopping around and seeing the sights… documenting them with Ortho, picking out clocks and other souvenirs with Silver, chomping through the local specialties with Epel. Ah, and as for Deuce 🤔 “Your son is trying very hard in his studies, ma’am,” she’d tell Dylla very seriously. “I commend him for his efforts.” (She very tactfully focuses on his improvements and personal growth over the actual numbers he produces.) Students of 1-A gotta look out for each other, right? Deuce fist bumps her behind her back or something to signal his thanks.
Miss Raven isn’t the athletic type, so I don’t think she would run in the relay race with them. (It would be hard to run in that dress anyway.) She can stick on the sidelines and cheer for them…!
Next is the Luxe Couture!
I actually made two variants. One is more inspired by the Fairest Queen’s raven and the other is similar to the SR and R boys’ huntsman-inspired designs.
The first has more of an old-fashioned movie star feel to it… which isn’t really what Vil invited the other students for so it falls outside of canon 😂 I just thought it would be cool to have a more personalized, glamorous fit for Raven.
She has much darker and more excessive eye makeup in this version. A bold, more confident look outside of her usual wheelhouse. Her hair is also curled into her face to resemble feathers, and her bun also has strands spiked up to look like feathers too. The dress itself is also very feathery, forming a train behind her wherever she stomps in her heels. The top of the dress also acts as a feather boa, making her appear larger and more intimidating than she actually is.
If you’re wondering why tiny skull earrings, it’s because the Evil Queen’s raven falls into a skull at one point in the movie 💀 since it’s so taken aback by what it is witnessing… That “wow!” but also somewhat scared feeling is very similar to how Raven feels entering Fairest City, so I wanted to include a skull in some way. If I made the motif too big or too obvious, then it might clash with the whole ensemble so I chose to go with an understated accessory instead.
This look is definitely the most “different” of the group, but I tried to keep some elements in common with the others. For example, Raven still has the lace curtain which appears from where her dress is slit. She also has sheer gloves that have been studded with little white rhinestones. The jewels aren’t as big or colorful as Vil’s, but that’s the point: to not outshine the star. Miss Raven is nothing more than the shadow that clings to its queen 😌
The more group-cohesive outfit is last!
It’s a similar double-breasted beige coat as Jamil’s, but it fans out into a dress + slacks at the bottom and has different sleeves. The puffiness of the sleeves at the shoulder and wrists make her seem large and in-charge! The buttons on her coat are large pearls.
I tried to maintain the huntsman’s color scheme throughout the outfit. Because of this, Raven’s belt is red and the lace in her dress is green. Her boots are similar to hiking boots (just picture them fancier in your head OTL I’m not great at drawing footwear).
We get her forehead in this design!! Her hair is pulled back into a “fancier than usual” ponytail, with her hair bunched into one loop before resuming as a normal ponytail. The clasp she uses is similar to the one Vil wears in his school uniform. Originally, I thought of just shoving an arrow through instead but decided against it since it makes the huntsman theme too obvious. The same reasoning came up when I considered giving Raven a small cocktail hat that looks similar to what the huntsman wore. Her head just looks so naked without something there 😂 but in the end I managed to refrain, and I think that helped the outfit look more clean and elegant.
Raven would be excited to visit Fairest City—it’s the capital of the entertainment industry! Though her main medium is quite different than that of films, she’s always wanted to visit for educational purposes. (Maybe she can learn from the scriptwriters there!) “At least one of you cares to learn,” Vil would tut. The trip’s a little stressful, trapped between Jamil and Azul’s petty remarks at one another and Ace teasing her for being the “odd one out” of the group—but hey, it’s all worth it for the experiences made there! I’d imagine that Raven loves all the pampering they get and all the important people they meet, it makes her feel like a real princess. Everywhere she looks, the streets and stores are shining too! Her raven blood is soaring. “I didn’t realize you had such excitable juniors, Vil,” Eric would chuckle. (“Waaaah, so cool! Like a prince!!” Raven would gush, earning eye rolls from her classmates and a groan from Ace.)
Walking on the red carpet wouldn’t interest her that much; she doesn’t like the attention so she tries hard to just fade behind the others and play support as best she can. Carrying Vil’s things or helping him with his makeup is no problem, just don’t thrust her under the spotlight and all the flashing cameras!
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst oc#twisted wonderland oc#Raven Crowley#my art#notes from the writing raven#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#white rabbit fest spoilers#twst en#twisted wonderland en#tapis rouge in the shaftlands spoilers#gifts for the writing raven#fan art#Hatsune Miku#Cinnamoroll#Epel Felmier#Dylla Spade#Deuce Spade#Silver#Ortho Shroud#Ace Trappola#Jamil Viper#Azul Ashangeotto#Vil Schoenheit#Eric Venue
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Easter - April 9th, 2023 'Send Me On My Way' - Rusted Root Spotify / YouTube Bonus Obi-Bun Spotify Playlist
Easter Special! Everyone say hi to Obi-Bun! “El-ahrairah, your people cannot rule the world, for I will not have it so. All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.” -Richard Adams (‘Watership Down’) Gotta be honest, I was terrified of Watership Down (1978 movie) as a child, but I rewatch it every once in a while and this quote just feels so very Obi-Wan and Jedi in general. And if you have watched any version of Watership Down (I quite enjoyed the newest version as well) or read the book, I think you can understand me when I say that Obi-Wan would fit right in with Hazel. Enjoy!
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i know people get a lil over-the-top with their line-up predictions
(i feel like i have so much to say about this but don't wanna get into it bc it's not nice to make fun of people for simply being excited about stuff?? but how are you gonna hear there's an "american comedy actor" on the upcoming series and sincerely suggest it's possibly let alone likely a-list hollywood star paul rudd... i love the enthusiasm but some of y'all gotta come back down to earth that's all i'm saying 😩)
but is it too much to ask for graham to just be on new year treat? �� PLEASE? 🥺
omg so cute 💕 there are some people i just KNOW you guys are gonna go crazy for or fall in love with once you see them on something, she was like textbook tumblr crush hahaha
in case you didn't know she's one of the only co-writers of guy mont spelling bee so check that series out if you love her humour!! she is also on s01e01 of the nz ver :)
btw you didn't fall in love w her as hard as robbie did hehehe he is fan goals 🤭
sorry i am late to this ask — did you mean the last one laughing uk version? YES so excited especially because he's co-hosting with roisin and i love how funny he finds her! people have their predictions and i am gonna put it out there for a second time that i think joe lycett and judi love are underrated horses in this race. i know judi loves a laugh BUT she can hold her character with the best of them...👀
we need more new shows!!! i miss everyone ;;
THE REST IS ENTERTAINMENT OF COURSE!!!
wow i'd never heard of this channel (sorry i really don't know youtubers — but i'd like to! i keep saying i want to get into the history and zoology sectors of youtube essays (pls send if you have any you love lol)) but i'm glad to see the pod being used as a legitimate point of research!
bc casual listeners may not realise that when marina & richard address topics and answer audience questions, they're going to specialists in the industry — actors, writers, producers, showrunners, journalists, investors — and getting their input before coming on the pod for discussions. that's a major part of what gives the podcast the depth and authority we find so fascinating!
but was he wrong!! lmao he's so quick
ooo thanks i appreciate it! i listened to the sue perkins and nish kumar episodes and they were really fun — especially because i love goss and little personal life easter eggs. if you have a fave episode lmk!!
i can't say the format of the show blows my mind, but i do think with the right guests it can be fun — and elis is def one of my faves (he's such an underrated yapper)!! i loved alex, ivo, rose, sam as well. i do worry the show won't be worth a full episode listen with the wrong guest or chemistry, but for now i'm staying tuned in! i'll try to post some clips from it too
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Anyway in case anyone was wondering why I do firmly aver I did not get to DPxDC from DC and am not a DC fan despite having consumed all of the Harley Quinn and Suicide Squad runs up to 2018
(And have an exciting grab bag of shows, movies, and assorted trivia under my belt besides
Batman vs Dracula was fucking great fight me)
It’s because DC as a whole is hostile as fuck to the concept of being a casual fan
(And about 90% of the main heroes annoy the hell out of me for the very tropes that DC is known and praised for in their heroes I am here for villains, antiheroes, and sidekicks exclusively)
There is no such thing as consistent characterization, especially as you consume more content or fall down a rabbit hole, and the rabbit holes are ENDLESS
Everyone cameos everywhere else, referential jokes are often dropped in as Easter eggs for people who have read every single other DC comic put out in the same decade and yet within the same comics you get glaringly inconsistent characterization and different retcons for the same events
Big stories are retold and retconned every couple years, we got 3 separate Spiderman origin movies and the exact same Batman origin in more than half the live action movies; DC PAYS PEOPLE to make up their own different versions of canon events
There is a REASON that the Marvel and DC cinematic universes are both officially divorced from comic canon; the sheer volume of canon content is inaccessible to most of the population, and DC and Marvel know it
That’s why the New 52 was a big divorce from all previous canon too - it’s an on ramp for new fans, because sorting through the web of old content is off putting as fuck
It’s the one thing not a single DC fan I’ve spoken to who complained about “canon characterization” has bothered defending or even acknowledging, and yet it has been the core of all of their arguments:
“Canon is what I want it to be, not what any of the sources say”
And listen, I was a Torchwood fan, we were the archetypal example of “canon only happened if I acknowledge it” (so sad that show ended after only two seasons and nothing else ever happened again Children of Earth who), you just gotta acknowledge that that’s what you’re doing
But you frankly cannot have a serious conversation about canon characterization with someone who does not acknowledge entire swaths of canon and cannot understand why that makes their argument completely invalid
Any kind of conversation about the “right” characterization for a DC character necessarily has to involve the acknowledgement that it’s your personal preferred characterization, not a One True Canon, because I guarantee there are canon incidents for every single big name and most of the small ones that directly counter the ones you like
You may note I share a bunch of posts with things like “My Batman would never do this”, as opposed to “canon Batman would never do this”
Hell, on Batman specifically there are hundreds of beautifully put together posts talking about how the different canon runs get him wrong; I too prefer a Bruce Wayne who does genuinely care about his family and tries to protect them, but isn’t perfect or always right over the massive asshole elitist who just grunts and treats them like soldiers
Canon Batman slaps his kids around, it’s the meme that broke containment and you don’t have to like it or accept it as something your Batman would do!
But it’s still canon
Both versions have a massive well of canon support, and exist simultaneously in the multiverse
Every single characterization of a character is true and exists in the multiverse
And that is why the idea of a “canon version” of any DC character is utterly meaningless
TL;DR: write DC characters however the fuck you want and do not worry about it for more than 10 minutes together, that is what the paid DC writing staff do
There will be at least two pieces of canon media to back up whatever interpretation of the character you pick
Not everyone will like that characterization or agree with how you see the character, and that is all fine and good! But “canon” is meaningless in this context, neatly encapsulated by the “multiverse” explanation
Everything is canon, which means that nothing is canon
#dc characterization rant#i am a happy harlivy fan#i am not a dc fan#and tbh batman is actually the least interesting dc character to me#he’s just the example that everyone knows#lord death man remains the best dc character with music meister in a close second i take no bribes#tbh all my favourite comic rec posts have also included some runs or whole writers to avoid because the poster knows their shit#petty posting#this is what plays in my head every time anyone apologises for not knowing any comic canon#do not worry friends the paid writers don’t know the canon either#they don’t let that slow them down#superheroes are archetypes and everymen for a reason#have your favourite characterization for everyone! pick your best bits!#just remember that it’s your favourite#not the one true#i will read a billion rants about why you love one specific version#with all your favourite runs and bits and pieces and supporting arguments#but i especially enjoy the tea of ‘and this goddamn run is doing them WRONG’ 😏#you gotta acknowledge that your fave is not the only canon#and apparently that is hard? for some people?
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SHOWING YOU GUYS MY MASKS CUZ..!!!
whynot:D
FIRST WE HAVE PUSH:333
Made her for a school drama!! And she's my first ever mask lol:D
Her felting is TERRIBLE and the painting oh gosh the painting 😢😢😢 IT'S SO BAD!!!
Random jumbles of colors EVERYWHEREEE
i tried making it look...better by making it look like a lil sunset:,D
Not to mention the fur...oh god it's so uneven T_T
But I'd say it's a good attempt for a first time mask:,D
NEXT WE HAVE!!!
A silly little raccoon lol
She's justa lil silly:D
Honestly she looks cute lol
Not one of my favorites though:p i barely use her lol
The felting is meh , i accidentally cut the string and had to tie it together and uhm!! Now the mask is SUUPERR tight:,3
Her teeth r also rlly soft now Dx (they're made of paper..)
But overall she cute:D
Bet you didn't expect this lol
It's OSWALD!!! OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT WOO!!!
Made this cuz i was bored lol:D
It was my first time tinkering with the mask n modifying it so ^^;
Idk why but he's so...uneven??? I don't know whag the problem is but he just keeps on tiltin and beinf unevenD:
I think it's the ears x_x
I added silly easter eggs behind the scenes lol (u can see just how rushed this maskwas)
NEXT IS SOULFIRE!!!! MY LIL BOY:DDDD
I was originally gonna make him out of cardboard cuz.. i was impatient about the masks arriving...but then they came and i finally made him!!!!
This is a modified version of him, cuz his first model...oh boy he was terrific.
Look at those soulless eyes...
His feathers were actual chicken feathers but..i changed it cuz it was breaking sm lol
He looks very much better now:DD
I use him a lot but my friends don't seem to like him that much!! D: idk why:(
AND NOW WE HAVE MY MOST RECENT!!!!!
A lil wolf!!!:DDD (i think wolf idk i just referenced it from a google pic LOL)
Gosh I'm so obsessed with this dude i keep on wearing him
He's so fun
But anyways!!
He was originally fully white with no pupils at all (again for my school drama ;-;) but i decided to paint him because he's no longer in use!!
I love the eyes sm man ;w;
But of course everything has its downside;w;
His snout..goodness me his snout.. it's so horribly made.....and i ran out of hot glue gun glue so i had to use deco cream for the unglued excess:,D
BUT YEAH!!! THAT'S ALL!!
hope ya guys liked it:3
I'm still new in making masks lol xD
But i wanna improve more>:DDD
Okie thaz all i gotta say
Gbye!! Have a nice timezone!!! ^^
#therian#alterhuman#gear#therian mask#mask#otherhearted#otherkin#woohoo!!#love all my girlies#if anyone from my irl finds this#I'm so cooked bro
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a few months ago I predicted what I thought every song on The Human Fear would be like and how much I would like them.
I gave Night Or Day an 8/10 in my predictions.
I give Night Or Day an 8/10 after listening!!
I did have to go in with lowered expectations (my bar is SO high, sorry I’m spoiled as a 1.0 fan) but they smashed it. I genuinely think Always Ascending was a fluke now bc there has been an INSANE vibes rebound over the past six years. this should have been the lead single bc I still think Audacious was more like Atrocious. lyrics were bad — it’s Alex Kapranos with a wife and kid, and like I always say, there’s nothing to write about when you’re satisfied — but hell yeah otherwise. I have higher hopes for a lot more of the album now!
were my predictions correct?
sound: YES. I predicted the album as a whole to sound like “rtrwra without the american southwest influence/rtrwra not produced by todd terje; ychismb+2005 b-sides with less edge and more age,” and I think that’s exactly what we got! it’s basically RTRWRA+the YCHISMB/2005 b-sides, minus the American southwestern influence, minus Todd Terje, minus Nick’s eccentricity and minus Paul’s edge. I’m not exactly sure what has been added besides just straight-up time. Alex wouldn’t have made this at 40 or at 35 or at 32 or whatever. It’s not that he couldn’t have, but that he wouldn’t have. and I think that’s what the vibes of this album will be all about/have been all about thus far
vibes: somewhat. I see this song as a spiritual successor to Feel The Love Go rather than Right Action as I predicted. There’s a literal callback to FTLG — “oh, that thing that you do” — and I love that!!! I missed the smart Franz, the snarky Franz, the Franz who hides Easter eggs in their stuff without it being hateful and pointed a la Steckrübe lyric. I also kind of see Night Or Day as a finished version of FTLG if that makes sense — almost all of AA feels unfinished production-wise and even lyrics-wise. it was such an uncharacteristic weak spot and I think Alex was just attempting to copy Sparks for a little bit. he’s a shapeshifter like that. but that’s my personal beef with him and not for this song review, lol.
themes: not at all. I’m a little disappointed in Alex’s lyrical decline since RTRWRA, but SO MUCH of RTRWRA was repurposed Box Codax and a whole lot of Bob Hardy too, so I can’t be mad. like this is on par with Tonight lyrically and that was a total Alex Kapranos Production. so again, if you’re a 1.0 girl like me you gotta lower your standards a little but once you do it’ll be good enough :) and I’m glad Alex at least had the backbone to not go the “BE A GOOD PERSON” chorus route like he did for so much of AA and the Hits to the Head singles and even Audacious. I hope he grew out of that and it’s not a theme on this album
I don’t think this song will enter my rotation, but I put it on my Franz Fridays playlist which is basically every Franz song I enjoy listening to.
anyway! I have to go live my life now so I hope you liked this, buhhhbye
#Franz#Franz ferdinand#I actually was so on the nose it’s crazy#I hope the rest of my predictions go well#now we just need a follow up on the Steckrübe lyric#lol#says the trilobite
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so idk if you've talked about this before but i was thinking about how some of your sheith fics take place in the same sort of headcanon universe where keith and shiro first got together when shiro was actually kuron and ttsr! majorly diverges from that! i love the flavor of both possibilities LOL but i'm just wondering in what ways this timeline difference changes how you view/choose to portray their relationship in each scenario! and i don't think we'll get that far in ttsr! (I'M SCARED TBF) but just in your mind palace i also wonder how you think it plays out when shiro comes back as a clone! does kuron even know they're a thing? does keith notice any differences in how he acts? IS HE FREAKIER AND MEANER IN BED LOL? sorry i feel like i send you so many asks abouy ttsr! BUT I GENUINELY THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY LMAO. literally it's the sacred texts!!!!
Fgkjfdlg OMG I haven’t actually talked about this at length before because a lot of people don’t notice or don’t comment on it and I don't think anyone has ever asked! 😊
(This is going to contain some mild spoilers for my fics but THE CLUES ARE ALL THERE if you’ve read them before! Proceed with caution!)
SO YEAH LIKE. Not ALL of my Sheith fics fit these two timelines but I have a few versions of how Sheith hooked up that all live in harmony in my mind so sometimes I draw on these and it’s fun to play with them by adding more at different points in time or from different points of view.
One of them is STAR EATER timeline which started with Star Eater and includes Zero Hour and another fic called The Alternative that I wrote for a zine but I haven’t posted it on AO3 because tbh the zine process upset me so much that I don’t want to look at it anymore to make it AO3 ready lol.
The other is TONIGHT THE STARS REVOLT timeline which includes TTSR -> Minuit -> and the Femsheith fic as we circle the moon which is FEMSHEITH TTSR. (This is the order they were posted in, but chronologically it would be TTSR -> as we circle the moon -> Minuit).
And like, when I first started writing Sheith fic, I’d just spent like 2 years writing VC fic full time, and for the most part I try to keep all my VC fics in the same timeline. Mostly just for fun! It’s become like a creative challenge to me to like keep continuity between fics or hide Easter eggs. So I had written Star Eater as my first Sheith fic and then when I wrote Zero Hour I just thought it would be fun to keep it in the same timeline the way I do with VC. But idk I feel a lot freer writing Sheith than I do VC so it was also inspiring to branch out and not stick to the same formula every time.
Something about Sheith too is there’s SUCH a wealth of fic in the fandom and we’ve read so many hundreds of versions of them as a couple and how they got together and everything and like, you gotta understand that I have like 100 fic ideas on deck at all times and I know I don’t have time to write all of them, so I tend to like weed out ideas to prioritize and budget time for if I think I can say something interesting and maybe subvert some of the common fandom tropes. So yes sure, Sheith are soulmates, yada yada, but WHAT IF THEY WERE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AND IT WAS AWKWARD ! Or WHAT IF SHIRO NEVER MADE A MOVE UNTIL IT WAS KURON DRIVING BECAUSE KURON WAS LESS INHIBITIED? Listen I’m a slut for angst, too, so like. I’m not really good at writing fluff and it’s not my first choice as a reader, either, so I wanna ask, like sure yada yada soulmates but what if it hurt, or what if it was messy? How can we make this dark and fucked up? Lol
So these two premises are like, places I’ve put a lot of thought, and I think a lot about how that affects their relationship long term and what it says about them. And I think they offer a different flavor, so when I have an idea or I’m in a certain mood, sometimes I think “this would be really nice in whichever timeline.” And a few of my fics they hook up after the war, too! So it really depends like what flavor I’m going for that day and how badly I want to traumatize Keith LOL
But for example, like, TTSR was born in my brain as like misc smut prompts but I thought “It would be subversive if they were FWB" because at the time I never saw canonverse fics where they were FWB, I’d only seen it in AUs. And then when I wrote Minuit it was for the prompt party and my prompt was about Keith nursing Shiro to health after he gets his body back, and I WANTED it to be crampy and uncomfortable and awkward, and I WANTED Shiro to feel guilty and self conscious, and so I thought setting it in TTSR timeline would add to it because it adds that element of like, IS THIS TOO INTIMATE? IS IT TOO SERIOUS? It also includes some flashbacks to when Kuron first shows up, and how he and Keith navigated being around each other, but his memory is sort of fuzzy and he’s disoriented.
I REALLY love thinking about the sort of like, dubcon aspects of Keith fucking Kuron, too, because neither of them are truuuuuuuly consenting. Keithisn't fucking the person he thinks he's fucking, and later on Shiro is bound to be kinda violated knowing that his identity was stolen for it. And would Kuron want to fuck Keith if the Galra wasn't telling him to? I also like the idea that Kuron is not a perfect copy, and maybe he’s bolder, maybe he’s more aggressive, etc. So maybe he did make moves that Shiro didn’t, and Shiro comes back and can’t believe what went on while he was gone. In Star Eater universe it’s sex and in TTSR universe it’s the ilu confession. It's quite violating to everyone involved!
And in both universes I’ve tried to float the idea that Keith could tell something was wrong, or different, but he just assumed it was The Trauma ™. Like Shiro comes back a little bit off, he’s getting migraines, and Keith GETS IT. Keith has also (canonically) made Shiro’s safety his own responsibility, so I wonder if he feels so guilty that he fucked up that he’s not going to push on it. In Zero Hour this takes the shape of Keith not wanting to talk about Kuron at all to real Shiro because he feels so fucking embarrassed that he didn’t notice, and in as we circle the moon (s)he’s struggling the entire time trying to figure out if Shiro needs space to get better or if this is going to be the new normal and how tough the love should be.
One of the reasons re: Kuron why I decided I wanted a clean slate after Zero Hour too is that I kind of regretted the way I interpreted the Kuron lore when I wrote Zero Hour; canon is a little bit unclear about how it works and whether or not Kuron is “dead” or gone from the body. I decided afterwards that I liked the idea of them having to share the space and sort of integrating with each other, which is why I wrote it differently in Minuit. In Star Eater timeline, Kuron’s entire personality is basically AI programmed on what the Galra could map of Shiro’s brain, and WITHOUT GETTING INTO JUNK SCIENCE EXCUSES FOR THE WHY, I just thought maybe it might leave sort of “impressions” in the body, which is why Shiro can sense residual, disjointed memories. I imagined these things like imprints or phantom sensation in his brain, perhaps in the vein of epigenetic trauma.
But in TTSR/Minuit timeline, Shiro is in there WITH HIM and it’s a matter of trying to cooperate who’s in the driver’s seat. I haven’t written this further but I imagine that Real Shiro will one day simply become New Shiro which is him and Kuron sort of integrated as one person; this is why I wrote the scene about him dreaming about a cherished childhood memory except that he’s inserted a twin into it. He will learn to share and accept that Kuron has all his same memories and his own soul, whatever that means.
AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS LOL SORRY FOR MEANDERING but I do imagine Kuron being freakier and meaner LOL. Is this grounded in canon or am I making excuses to be kinky? Reader’s choice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can justify it by, again, asking if the Galra made an imperfect copy. Because like he IS different! The show communicates this to us by the subtle changes to his character design. And I think about like, the Galra designing him and programming him for a purpose, which is GET CLOSE TO THE RED PALADIN, and I wonder how that might push him in areas where Shiro would’ve been more reserved.
And like what might the Galra get wrong about human psychology and American culture? WHAT ARE GALRA MATING RITUALS? As the BIG BADDIES of canon they come off as being aggressors—even Lotor, who believed he was acting for a greater good, was committing atrocities LOL—so how does that change when they try to build a human personality and human intention? WHAT IF IT’S LIKE JURASSIC PARK WHERE THEY PATCH DNA GAPS WITH GALRA SO KURON IS LIKE AN ALPHA OR SOMETHING HAHA. But no really like what if he’s more virile, what if he’s more confident, what if everything he does is based on some soul-crushing subconscious instinct to BE CLOSE TO KEITH at any cost!!!
These ideas take many forms in my mind, which is why I need multiple versions with multiple answers LOL.
But TTSR Kuron knows they’re a thing, because I think the Galra were sort of downloading/studying Shiro’s consciousness through his arm the entire time he was alive, right? So up until the very end he’d have Shiro’s memories. He will know they hooked up, and he will know how Shiro felt about it. In as we circle the moon (s)he breaks the ILU to Keith in the pilot’s log because she thinks she’s dying and her entire soul is crushed that she never saw her relationship with Keith through, not just for the half of her that shares Shiro’s feelings but also the other half that exists solely to get to Keith.
Star Eater Kuron knows that Shiro has been pining for a while and is the one who is brave enough to make a move!
ANYWAY THIS WAS QUITE LONG AND RAMBLING but I hope I answered your questions LOL.
I think TTSR exists as a trilogy in my mind, and I hope that the huge gaps between updates don’t leave anyone DYING because I’m going to follow canon so there's not a huge mystery where it will go. You can also get an idea of where they’re going by stitching clues together from the other fics. I have no idea if or when I’ll find time to WRITE A WHOLE TRILOGY (please just let me finish TTSR first LMFAO) but I always imagined TTSR ending around when Shiro dies, the middle fic being about Kuron, and the third as the post-S7 story that I have to make up myself because I don’t accept S8 LOL.
MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL but that’s basically the questions I ask about these guys and how it informs where fics go and if I’m in one mood or another or think one timeline or the other will serve a story I want to tell, I’ll set it there!
and OMG don't apologize for sending Sheith asks, I think all this stuff is like bursting at the seams of my brain and I'm always happy to yell about it!!!
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LAST TIME ON RANGER ACADEMY: Sage is a Green Ranger and.........this is a bad thing, I guess. I'm pretty sure it's actually fine and Sage just has social anxiety (she is just like me fr). But now Tula knows about it, and Tula only has good ideas, right?? It's Ranger Academy #6!
= DAMMIT Tula i want the faculty at this school to get some character development already. I don't think we've even SEEN the Headmaster since....issue 2???
=literally digging my nails into my leg to accept that the White Ranger balloon is just a cute little Easter Egg and NOT a wrench into this book's lore (we'll get to the ACTUAL wrench later)
= I'll be totally honest when I first saw this panel I was like "holy shit are Kartyr's parents a big polycule" but then I realized two of them are probably those sisters he mentioned. Ellen Degeneres as a Xybrian at the end is killing me though
= and yes, as mentioned.....
= MATHIS' MOM IS NADIRA HERSELF, the ONLY show canon parent of the main cast! And she's serving cunt even with two children; happy for her
= As for Mathis' dad, uh............that's actually pretty vague. At this point the franchise has established the Joe/Nadira marriage from Hyperforce pretty firmly, but he's not actually mentioned by name in this conversation. All they say is that he's a Power Ranger, so really, this could apply to Joe OR Lucas. Especially when you think about.......if Mathis's dad is a green ranger........then again, how does that work with the academy erasing extra colors from the students' awareness. What if Sage revealed her Green crystal to Mathis all dramatic-like and Mathis was just like "......okay? My dad's a green ranger, it's whatever" (or alternatively "my dad works with a green ranger, it's whatever")
= also I don't really understand what they're trying to imply here. Is Lucas or Joe dead. Whatever, as long as it means Hyperforce can finally leave me the fuck alone for ONE COMIC SERIES
= but anyway regardless of who Mathis' dad is the most important takeaway from this is they're half-mutant. So do they get crazy nail-lengthening powers or what
= dammit Theo the magic school being SOOOOOO SAFE until it's literally demolished by the big evil is another trope as old as time, stop jinxing it!!!!!!
= FFUFUUUFCKING DARK SPECTER LEAVE ME ALONE
= also Sage immediately thinking she's responsible for a school-wide threat response is so funny and so real
= this is also so fucking funny though it's literally the G-rated version of "we gotta make out to take attention off of ourselves!!!!!" Sage/Lindy is still superior though
= oh!
= well.......I have to admit this is actually a pretty good twist. We were so focused on the idea of Sage's other dad? Rhianth's friend? being a green ranger that we never considered there were other green rangers too
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(ok i apologize if this is like- spammy or annoying- i just gotta get this out there while it's fresh in my mind lol. By all means feel free to answer this when you have the energy to do so, it's your blog after all <3)
Ok. Reason this is so huge is because the GxK Mothra never died. This isn't her being reborn into that larval stage and having to grow up again like in KotM. She was asleep (somewhere? the whole 'summoning Mothra from the aether' is still unexplained i think, still not sure what that's about). That means that the GxK Mothra and the KotM Mothra were alive at the same time, however briefly.
Two Mothras can exist at once. They're a collective, a hive mind, Abraxasverse Battra type-beat.
For one this totally throws out the 'Cycle of Rebirth' that we assumed defined Mothra's existence. There is no such thing, 'new Mothras' seem to be 'born' in times of crisis (like Ghidorah awakening). Additionally, the implication of the quote is that there's many more yet undiscovered Mothra eggs hidden away on the surface like some crazy global easter egg hunt set up by Mothra-Prime who lives in the underworld.
I actually think this could be the prelude to a Monsterverse version of Leo. I'm starting to think this may have been why they were adamant on the term 'Mother', because that's the exact same language the old Toho films used to describe Mothra and Mothra-Leo. It's a very interesting recontextualization, actually- as it implies that Leo is Mothra, not her literal son like the general interpretation seems to be, but another semi-clone of her (them? him? if Mothra's clones can be born as male or female and still be Mothra does that make them non-binary? Does Mothra even have a defined gender in this interpretation? Weird tangent but interesting thought).
Another major question I have about this is whether Godzilla knew about this or not. Like- did he know that Mothra wasn't really dead all those years? Or was he unaware of Mothra-Prime's existence and was just waiting for another Proto-Mothra to pop up somewhere?
(I was going to answer the Mothra Gestaltzerfall Ask Smorgasbord earlier but a headache prevented me from doing so, but it's fading now so here we go! I just really like saying gestaltzerfall)
Sometimes it's fun when something we thought we knew suddenly puts everything in a new perspective. (Also, gender fluid non-binary Mothra confirmed?)
Speaking of Leo!
I'm now having the mental image of Leo running into Mothra in odd places after saying "bye" to her for the day and she's just like "I asked me to keep an eye on you" and Leo's like "MOM OH MY GOD"
I can dig that explanation, yeah.
Sounds about right.
#tosho89#frostbite814#mysticaltheoremseeker#geminavaju#gemini amorim#Anonymous#monsterverse#abraxasverse#mothra#mothra leo
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Hi! Big big biiiiiiiiig fan of your obikin work over on twitter, both for the naughty bits :3 and your art style like omg I love love loooooove the angular character design and the way u colour with scribbles hidden in it to look like it’s pencil coloured and the double lineart over (is it intentional or aesthetic thing?)
I wanted to ask a question: I noticed whenever I see your twitter art and tumblr art even tho it’s the same fan art some of the stuff on tumblr is slightly different like obi-wan/anakin’s face is more structured on tumblr version or slight change of pose or adding new things like obi-wan’s red lingerie in your obi-wan’s history of bras/lingerie while he’s naked on twitter version. Do you purposely change it for tumblr?
Hi there!! What a wonderful message to receive 🥺🙏 First of all, thank you for such kind words ❤️ I hope you don’t mind I answer both of your asks here!!
My art-style has been mutating through the years since I graduated and nowadays I’ve found a nice balance with this sketchy one I’m currently using (definitely influenced by Mikael Ross, his traditional cartoonish style is a huge inspo for me when i do comics). but I love trying new methods and switching things up every now and then. And yes, the double lineart is intentional!! I like how it gives some dimension and dynamism to the anatomy and makes it feel like animation 💞
And you are very observant!!! Bc I definitely change things in my art when I post them to different sites. part of it is because I’m kind of a perfectionist, and once i post something on twitter i start noticing all the mistakes and tangents and I just know i won’t post it on tumblr until i feel satisfied and fix things or re-do them. on the other hand, tumblr is very strict with the nudity stuff and i keep getting flagged every time i post something slightly suggestive (or maybe someone is reporting me 👀 won’t be the first time tbh) so i gotta tone things down, like adding obi-wan’s red lingerie in that one fanart while on tumblr he’s showing ass and cock HAHAHA. so yep, twitter gets ass and tits while tumblr gets the fixed 2.0 stuff. but in some way i kind of like the idea of posting different things on each site, like little easter eggs 🥰
I’m so excited for you to participate on the #UnderTheJediUniform tag 🙏 also tag me if you do it cuz my shadowban sometimes hides some of the art in the tag 😭 it started as a little idea and it warms my heart seeing people doing their drawings or fics or hcs about obi-wan in lingerie 💘 But take it easy specially if you are coming back from a creative burnout after uni, i was there too and it was no fun at all. sometimes is a way for our brain to tell us to take a break and nurture ourselves from different things other than drawing, like looking at different artists or photographers, watching movies, reading books and from life itself. and when you less expect it, you will suddenly get struck with the need to grab a pen 😊
thank you again for this lovely message, it really made my day!!! as you said, there‘s always shit happening and disgusting losers trying to drag you down in this fandom, but messages like this and the wonderful people that i have met through obikin is an enough reason to stay and keep doing what i want ❤️
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Happy late Easter, everyone! I have decided to burden grace you with another glorious self-insert! But this time...FOR WILLY’S WONDERLAND!
Shame? What the hell is that?!
This self-insert is very special (lol). Why? Well, allow me to introduce you to my version of the script-only animatronic Regina Rabbit!
I figured since she’s only in the script and G.O. Parsons probably won’t do anything with her or the rest of the script animatronics, she’s free real estate and I’ll use her as my self-insert stand in!
I know she’s described as having a donkey-like appearance and being generally pretty ugly but you gotta treat yourself when it comes to things like this. I’m not that mean to myself!
Some of you might vaguely recognize her design a little since I’ve been drained of all creativity and originality (yay!). I designed her after the Late but Lucky dress from the Alice Madness Returns DLC! With small changes to suit my lotus motif and my love for tailcoats.
And I can’t begin to tell you all how much I fucking adore that dress (right after the Royal Suit).
Regina is an albino English Lop rabbit and local horticulturist! She specializes in lotus flowers and vines, which can grow right out of her paws. She spends most of the time with her own little group (Beary Bear, Douglas Dog, Pirate Pete, and Pauly Penguin) but will frequently pester the Wonderland Band for shits and giggles.
#willy's wonderland#willys wonderland#self insert post#self insert character#regina rabbit#does this make me a furry?#guys I swear I'm not a furry#DO NOT REPOST
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Wheel of the Year | Sabbats Page One
Page two -> [In depth of the Wheel of the Year and the Summer/winter solstice and spring autumn equinox]
Just learned [as this is not my circle I'm frequently engaged in, remember whats common knowledge to you guys is new information to me] Sabbat = Origin was jewish and is appropriated and so it's not recocmended to use so others use Wheel of the year.
Why I don't call them Sabbats Blog Post -> Source Why I don't call them Sabbats/Tumblr -> Source *Little similair but goes into more detail about gardner etc. Wheel Of the Year Information -> [Source]
And so Wheel of the Year! Also words that might not be great to use;
Yule: December 19-23
Imbolc: February 1-2
Ostara: March 19-23
Beltane: April 30 – May 1
Litha/Midsummer: June 19-23
Lughnasadh: August 1-2
Mabon: September 20-24
Samhain: October 31 – November 1
And so with the above I am now in the position to pick out the rubbish out of this well, and see if the water is even usable at this point.
Most have stated that this is a hodgepoge luandry with a couple coloured socks in the mix and that others are made up/appropriated bastardized versions. Some are okay to use as long as you source the origins, not to claim it as wicca but state that for example Samhain is Irish descent, Yule or Norse descent etc.
Personally if it was up to me I would just do seasonal [speaking for myself but even when I tried to celebrate all the holidays I couldn't I was exhausted and all the STUFF you needed as a solitary which]
I don't know why it's not just split into the four seasons, Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter. Most you cannot use, but others I've been told not to disregard because celebrating them is whats keeping them alive before they fall to time. As long as you source them and say what is irish/ jewish/ norse and keep them in check you can still celebrate.
[Source] <- this is a tumblr blog post that goes into detail about the wheel of the year there 'are' some issues so I recocmend reading the comments/reblogs.
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The 4 lesser Sabbats or quarter holidays are the two solstices and two equinoxes. They have origins in Germanic traditions and include: Yule (winter solstice) - Was told it was a pagan holiday, originally norse so far no ones brought up issues celebrating this one. Ostara (spring equinox) -> [Source] So online some people [and I myself who regurgitated and didn't realise] was told that Christians appropriated the old traditions from pagans/witches to use it into their beliefs they stold christmas from yule/ halloween from samhein and easter from Ostara. The blog touches on the misinformation that Ostara is NOT easter and explains why. Litha (summer solstice) From what I've been told Litha sometimes gets confused with the other one, and and Mabon (fall equinox). -> [Source] This person does just state the info as a fact and doesn't supply a source BUT others have discussed the topics and have backed up their statments so I trust it a little but in case you're like me and disregard information if it feels more like a personal opinion/ over fact.
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Okay this one I may still work on/edit when I get more information together because what I LOVE [sarcasm] about this site is that they are very vague about info and when someone makes a post THEN do they decide to be OH SO HELPFUL and tell me how WRONG I am ah gotta love tumblr.
#witch community#witchcraft#pagan#witchtok#paganism#babywitch#witchblr#wicca#wiccan#witch#wheel#of#the#year#Wheel of the Year#Sabbat#Wheel of the year
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while everyone is talking regional foods thanks to polls i wanna say very quickly that the first time i tried a bagel i was so surprised because it was much simpler in flavour than i expected
the amount of times i’ve seen simit described as a turkish bagel i was like damn okay i have to try a bagel then
and the toppings? great! i particularly enjoyed lox and cream cheese, i like poppy seeds... but the bread type of the bagel itself did not appeal to my palate enough to be worth the amount of bread that goes with the toppings
it’s not bad! but you have to understand when i heard people call simit turkish bagels i expected more of a flavoured quality to the bread itself!
Like, to go to a totally different sort of bread, i love easter bread (i think that’s italian) it’s savoury and a little sweet and has a beautiful soft texture to it
and simit is flavoured with a kind of grape molasses (pekmez) and tahini as well as topped with sesame seeds so it has this gorgeous rich flavour whether you are having the large homemade version or the thin and crispy street version
But i do like the crispness of a toasted bagel, i think maybe i just need to try smaller portions to really get the best experience to my personal tastes, also i gotta try more variety of toppings! i know a few places that make bagels that i trust more than the store-bought kind
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6, 24, 18💖
omg hi!!and also ty
6. Episode of TV or webisode that defined the year for you?
LOOK THERE ARE SO MANY OPTIONS HERE BUT I THINK WE REALLY GOTTA GO WITH When We Are In Need BECAUSE THATS THE EPISODE OF TLOU THAT REALLY ROTTED MY BRAIN OUT.
like, i was IN IT when i was watching the show but 1.08 was really the nail in the coffin oh my lord.
24. Did you keep any New Years Resolutions?
yes! omg i actually did im so proud of myself. i made a laundry list of resolutions with intention of keeping only a handful, but the short version of resolutions i kept includes transferring to my top choice college, getting my learners permit (still working on the whole driving thing), and maintaining my duolingo streak all year (SO FAR FINGERS CROSSED BUT IF I LOSE IT ILL DIE)
18. Most Memorable Meal
bahhhhh okay i don't have anything special for this because i unfortunately didn't get to try any super new foods this year, but i think my most memorable meal was one i had on vacation. my family went to jamaica this year, and where we stay is really out of the way in this small ass town so it takes a while to get there from the airport, esp once you throw in errands. anyway, on the ride there my parents friend brought us to a local jerk place and it was SO good. srsly brought me back to life because i HATE HATE HATE flying and driving so bad
anyway. this is getting long and i haven't even mentioned the food yet. the meal itself was pretty standard jamaican fare. curry goat, jerk chicken, peas and rice, fried plantain, and festival. but those are also some of my fave foods and top tier quality.
(honorable mention meal is also from this trip. one lunch i had was literally just easter bun + cheese sandwich and like half a jackfruit + star apples and thats pretty much all i need in life to be happy. sandwich and fruit)
#mattie gets asks#ask game#clickergossip#i suppose i should start doing that kind of filing now for asks oops
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SPEAK NOW TV HOW WE FEELING :0000
esme i am so so not normal rn. like i need to lay this out from my point of view. actually, let’s do it as a green text 4chan style
> be me
> be a HUGE swiftie and an especially big fan of the album speak now
> speculate with wild theories about taylor’s easter eggs but especially constantly guessing that speak now (taylor’s version) is gonna be released
> your swiftie friends constantly call you a clown and rag on you for your theories (affectionately) and tell you you’re wrong. you are labeled the jester of the group.
> present day
> you didn’t sleep AT ALL last night
> you casually make another clown theory to your friends that SNTV will be announced tonight during taylor’s concert
> you have to get up and be on a train by 11 to meet your gf at 12
> you guys have an amazing date and you tell her about your theory
> throughout the date, taylor keeps playing in public spaces and you are able to immediately sense Her even though the volume is low
> you were getting a sign even if you didn’t know it
> that evening, you’re with family so you can’t watch the livestream like you usually do
> see everybody saying she’s hinting to SNTV a lot tonight and decide ‘fuck family, i gotta watch’
> you get more and more sure as the night goes on
> it’s 11:20 for you and you haven’t slept in over a day and you start to fall asleep during the last set before surprise songs
> you wake up just as taylor begins her surprise song speech
> HOKY FUCJIBG SHIT SOEAK NOW TV
> I WAS RIGHT. I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. HOLY SHIT. IM GETFING THAI ALBUM
> screams so loud you wake up your whole sleeping family
> freaks out for a while and then go Zzzzzz
so yeah i uhh. i am soooo normal.
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