#you get what I mean right

[guzhufuren]

Tony trying to pair up enigmas PeteWay with alphas CharlieBabe is so funny it's like when parents try to arrange heterosexual marriages between a wlw and a mlm couple

[trlvsn]

i can rarely explain precisely what i feel about the vk siblings and their relationship but to me they are that one hug scene from fleabag except i don't know which is which sometimes

like. they do love each other but any attempt to express that in a normal way would be a disaster. instead miles gives her a whip and franziska flies from germany to help edgeworth pretend to be a defense attorney, which is basically helping each other commit a crime, at least indirectly

[variationsonacloud]

price & mckinley were definitely in one of those mormon promotional videos AT LEAST once

[crush-like-that]

Mike wounded in battle and dying, Will frantically using every healing potion and spell he knows, but nothing works. Years into the future, Mike's body is perfectly preserved. Wildflowers grow in beautiful bunches. The ground is healthy, wildlife thrives there. Life was created, a scene from a painting or a beautiful piece of literature, but Will could not save Mike.

[desperatecheesecubes]

Look how happy Clark is to get to be a dad again 🥹

[lesbianwyllravengard]

transphobes fr will be like "actually it's genetics/genitals/BioLoGy that makes you your assigned gender at birth no matter what" and then say that liking pink makes you a girl.

[proud-memer]

JUST FINISHED SCAR’S SECRET LIFE AND I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS!

I’m not sure if anyone else has said this yet, but there’s something almost poetic about Scar specifically winning this particular season. Like, Scar, the person who consistently spent almost the entire season without allies (without anyone he could trust or be trusted in return) winning the season revolving around secrets (he had no one he could trust enough to be 100% honest or vulnerable to and no one who trusted him enough to do that for him). And because he was arguably the one who played along to the watcher’s game best this time by remaining the most alone (best at keeping secrets if there’s no one around to reveal secrets too) he won.

[deadgaywizardsociety]

being part of the mauraders fandom is a red flag.

and also an orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple flag.

the MAURADERS are QUEER

liking THEM is QUEER

YOU are QUEER

[clownkiwi]

i think the playstation is a girls console. in the same way a gamecube is a girls console, and so is the ds & 3ds

[historicallyaccuratecheese]

The one major benefit I can see of Not!Sasha hanging around in Season 2 of tma is that it’s probably the closest thing I’ll get to a wacky comedy spin-off with the Anatomy Class students

[senseiwu]

I have Got to find a way to make Zane look Softer

[alasdecuero]

something something the code wanted to kill eggs something something the code impersonated a dead egg something something

[phoenixofthestars]

cannot stop laughing at “Uncle Jake is fat!”

In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day

"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"

"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"

"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"

"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"

"Uncle Jake is fat!"

At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"

(In unison) "Ooooooh!"

(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"

"Both, but I prefer Sir"

"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"

This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"

Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3

[juiciest-candy]

I just want to write a fic where Rei dies and Tobi saves him like why is this so hard to accomplish 😭😭😭

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.