#you get the trophy in fnaf world

[fnafworldwasgood]

awesome update

[unculturedswine69]

WAIT HELP I READ TOO FAST 😭😭

omg but who are your favs in the twdg games... 😳😳😳

OH HFHGFHJ ITS FINE I DO THAT ALL THE TIME TOO BUT YEAH AS YOU KNOW I LOVE THE GAMES AND SHOW AND ALSO THE COMIC!! BUT FOR THE GAMES UHMMM..omg this is SUCH a tough question honestly?? like, i feel very complicated about basically every character in this series so its hard to just pick one fave....

hmm i will say tho i have ALWAYS loved Lee and Clementine (obviously,who doesnt hehe) i just love them sm 😭the first game just makes me so emotional FRFR in the first game i also loved Ben,Chuck, Omid and Christa and Molly!! id also include Kenny but...i have a sorta love/hate relationship with that guy 😭😭😭😭hes such a good character tho!! in general i think the first game was just so good😌😌

for the other games im less familiar with them since ive only played the other seasons once each so my memory is probably a little off,but i remember really liking Sarah ,Nick,Luke and Jane from the 2nd season,but again i think some of these characters are like. love/hate with me currently,i think s2 is so turbulent that its kinda hard to pick faves really (for me atleast) with the 3rd season i remember LOVING that Tripp guy and also Javier,but its been years since i last played the game so i probably have a bunch of different opinions on everything now😭😭in general i just dont remember too much from that game,i definitely have to replay it eventually..for s4 tho?? hmm honestly,i think i loved like,90% of the cast in that LMAO but i think i liked uhhm AJ the most.and also i think his name was Asim (or aasim) and Ruby,i liked them alot i think,and louis and violet too 😌😌😌also the dog?? does the dog count??? in general i just thought the characters were pretty interesting in that game,but again i think ima just have to replay all of these again to see how i REALLY feel

ANYWAYS THANKS FOR THE QUESTION AURA!!! i would LOVE to know your faves too😈😈😈😈😈😈

[fill-me-with-dirt]

Fnaf movie headcanons

Mike is Trans Gender

Mike has called Abby “Garrett” on accident at least once

William gives Vanessa his kill trophies (this is basically canon it’s just fucked up to think about)

Mike and Abby would love portal/portal 2

I’m an avid Mike and Abby are Henry’s kids believer idc how unlikely it is

Mike makes Abby pb&j to get her to eat but she’ll only eat it if it’s perfect 50/50

Mike likes his pb&js 75 jelly 25 pb and he and Abby have gotten into arguments about it (she threw the sandwich at him)

Mike smokes weed. Vanessa knows this (he’s not good at hiding being stoned) and chooses to ignore it

Vanessa takes edibles and thinks it’s funny to fuck with Mike, saying she’d “arrest anyone who smokes weed”. She only stopped because he had a panic attack over losing Abby. (She’s literally fucked up at the time)

Mike had a phase in highschool where he wore a letterman jacket every day (he did not play sports)

Abby befriends wild animals to the point where mikes had to shoo out an opossum with a broom (it bit him)

Abby, Vanessa, and Mike obsessively watch glee when it comes out (Mike acts like he hates it but Vanessa caught him singing glee mashups in the shower)

Abby fucking loves grape juice (the smell of it makes Vanessa gag)

William doesn’t actually need glasses he just likes how they look

Mike can not tell when someone is flirting with him he is the most oblivious man in the world

Mike is a cat person while Abby is a dog person

Mike saves all his paychecks for months to buy Abby a wii (they played just dance for seven consecutive hours when he brings it home’

Vanessa had dark brown hair as a kid but William said it made them look similar so she started dying it blonde (if she waits too long to dye it she can’t even look at herself in the mirror, all she sees is her father)

William doesn’t cover his gray hairs because it’s the closest he’ll get to having the same hair color as Vanessa again (without dying his hair)

One time William left the house in he spring Bonnie suit and now people talk about the furry in town

When Abby was a kid she didn’t understand why her parents and brother were so sad when they looked at her (she looked like Garett)

One time when Mike and Vanessa were smoking Mike starts talking about how he’s always felt different and weird and all that and Vanessa goes “oh you mean you’re bisexual?” And Mike is so shocked by this revelation he sits in silence for an hour

Mike let’s Abby play makeup with him and Mike likes it so much he secretly wears a little eyeliner

[best-fnaf-character]

Old Man Consequences Propaganda

they’re just so cool and mysterious! like what’s ur deal sir… people think they’re henry i think but isn’t the gray guy henry? anyways they’re just like “hey pls calm down u aren’t gonna get anywhere buddy just sit down and fish with me” and then proceed to watch you drown yourself in order to force answers that aren’t there. people assume fnaf world is dead and useless for ages (despite it being a banger) when suddenly old man consequences comes back in ucn, and when set to one gives you the cool fnaf world ending and even gives you the trophy when u actually go back to fnaf world if u didn’t have it!!!! king shit

come and sit with me for awhile. leave the demon to his demons, rest your own soul, there is nothing else.

[den-kunn]

fnaf movie thoughts, spoiler warning niom

bros waiting the pg-13 movie to be as brutal as the vhs tapes

like- don't get me wrong, I would've preferred the fnaf movie to be 18+ with fuckton of gore, murder and shit

but when the movie is already stated to be PG-13... c'mon. Use your brain.

anyways, here's the actual thoughts:

the inclusion of Vanessa is... yikes. I find her annoying and I absolutely hate SHE is the one helping William, not...a phone guy that could've been added or the training tape girl. I assume this Vanessa was supposed to be Security Breach Vanessa but for the 80s. It would've been nice if she was revealed to be Elizabeth but oh well.

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I absolutely love the idea of William's trophies being the children's toys. Brilliant. If fnaf 4 was set after the MCI, it would've been so horrifying if the toys all over Evan's room are actually from the dead kids.

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I am honestly surprised they decided to do the springlock failure. I had expect they wouldn't add it but it was a nice inclusion. Very fun fact: some people can scream and some people CAN'T when they're in extreme pain.

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as for Mike and Abby... I'd like to think there's some sort of parallel to Henry and Charlie, especially with the inclusion of that aunt pestering around.

and lastly

imagine dead children acting like children because they can never grow up. Cringe. How dare you insinuate those children weren't controlled by William Afton when in the movie it's stated by Vanessa that the children are controlled by William Afton.

I do hope there's a second and third movie to wrap it all up. No fnaf 4, world, SL, ffps, hw nor sb. FNAFs story was supposed to end in fnaf 3 and I hope this timeline ends in a third movie to fill all loose ends.

[springlock-suits]

1. Who's your favorite animatronic in general?(That you love all or most forms of)

10. What's your favorite music from Fnaf official soundtrack?

12. How well do you understand the lore?

17. Have you ever written a fanfic?

1: Springbonnie!!! So the Bonnie's in general!! Gosh I love them so much. Bonnie, Withered Bonnie, Toy Bonnie, RWQFSFASXC, Springtrap, Springbonnie, Plushtrap, Jack-O-Bonnie, White Rabbit, Bon Bon, Glitchtrap, Vanny, Ralpho. Withered Springbonnie/The Yellow Rabbit All favs of mine at varying levels. The bunnies <3 🐇

10: This ask probably means the movie, I mean all of fnaf >:]

Bonnie's Lullaby, which is just a music box version of Schubert's Serenade, you won't believe how desperately I want a real physical music box but can't find any less than $50 :[

As for like, made for fnaf songs, The fnaf movie intro and Smashing Windshields I'm a fan of

!!! I can't remember it or if its even made for fnaf but the menu screen music for fnaf world had been living in my mind constantly all of these years and I can't get rid of it

12: I don't 👍I haven't watched a theory video in years, all my knowledge is gained from being there as the lore happened n the games came out. I've also read the book trilogy, or well, tse and tto in full. And I've read the mimic short story from the pizzaplex books. I do not know anything about remnant or agony(???) And I Will Not. I understand 1-4 lore the best. I still dont know where sl is in the timeline tbh

17: Several! I only remember one wattpad one and I cant check bc I deleted all my wattpad fics in an embarrassed rush. You're not missing out on much though it was Springtrap × The Pringles Can man and it ended before they even met

As for like, fics I made when not 10, we have Ladies Night and A Killer's Trophy, both from this year ^v^

Ladies Night is a short one-shot featuring Henry and William. William is very gender to me

A Killer's Trophy is me trying to give Steve Raglan more scenes

[slymanner]

I cant believe fnaf is 6 years old now 6 FUCKING YEARS OLD I'VE BEEN A FAN OF THIS FRANCHISE FOR SO LONG, i remember being a 10 year old my first time watching markipliers fnaf video on my 3DS and being so fucking terrified of it that i was semi far away from it still getting scared by the jumpscare also watching his fnaf 2 one also and still being scared shitless, sure YouTube sucked on 3DS had horrible quality and crashed alot, but honestly it was worth it. Then i got all 4 of the fnaf games on my moms phone and yeah was still scared but it was cool playing them those were some interesting phone ports lol, then i got a Windows vista computer and played some fnaf world which was fun! And honestly gets to much hate and me and a friend beat the scott cawthon boss after so many deaths and we were so happy and just hype we did it, then update 2 came out and i head butted my computer from rage from the trolling rainbow minigame *cough* still a fun update tho [never got spring bonnie tho :(] then i got a new computer and played sister location and i remember playing that night 4 spring lock segment with a friend and we were so hyped when we beat it omg, then i got fnaf 6 (never beated that lol) then played ultimate custom night and surprisingly did well! And got the silver freddy trophy, never played help wanted but i heard its fun now security breach is coming out and im so hyped for it! I hope to see some free roam and maybe a trailer on the anniversary would be amazing, happy 6 years fnaf you have a huge place in my heart ♥️

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OH MAN OH MAN..... 😈😈 so I’m going to start off by saying duh that I love you so incredibly much!! Yes ur my cringe queerplatonic trophy husband to be but ur also one of my closest friends and I hold u and our relationship super dear to me.... I love that u always bring up that our frist real interaction was u telling me HS lore.... I should’ve blocked right here and then 💔 OKAY VUT u already know this but ur incredibly funny sometimes (for the sake of me I’m ignoring trollolollol) and ur hair always looks good and u look good 🥰🥰 I think what makes us click so bad is that we have like the same energy when it comes to friendship interactions where we both know we’re thirsty whores so we just spam each other and I love that..... to find someone that has the same needs as u is very special I think... it means the world to me that u message me first a lot bc that means that u like wanna talk to me and I’m so soft for things like that I’m soft for u in Gen 🥺🥺 I literally teared uo that one time when we talked ,,, we like bonded over how we do puzzles? U with ur mazes and me with my word searches and YOU were the one that said we should like just play a YT playlist of videos and just do our puzzles and hang out... like it was smth so small so sweet that I still think abt and get all ;-; you know?? One of the best things abt u I think is how much u value and cherish ur friends and I hope I can always experience that and guve that back to u in turn.... we became so close super fast and I love that like... we have that easily bullied solidarity(EVEN RHO IM ALWAYS THE MOST BULLIED ONE... ur friend once said “how did u outjonah Jonah) QND I stared at my wall for like 4 minutes..... ALSO I LOVEEE PLAYING AU WITT U.... just the two of us can cause such chaos and I’m amazed that we like mangaed to find the LGBT community and now we have an IG gc??? We just have that power ig <3 and even tho u sent me feet pics , I would still hold ur hand if u asked 😔😒 .... WHATS another thing oh yeah u improve in stuff super fast!! Ur art skills and Minecraft skills like seeing the development happen is extraordinary ur so incredibly talented and I’m lucky to have someone like u be so obsessed with me 😈❤️... omg oh yeah I had sm fun watching u suck so bad at MC it was super entertaining and I love that Like the more time we spend together the more we like opened up like legit we just needed to talk abt FNAF lore and our cringe interests and we were just talking away..... I think it’s rlly important to have someone tht u can be like openly cringe with and not have to worry abt like being judged FORREAL.... like I’ve noticed that we like HAVE things like things that are just DELTAH like us telling each other our daily cringe moments.... it’s smth so small and dumb but it’s US so I treasure those short messages..... omg also is bonding over our huge egos and toxic traits? Literally irreplaceable.... like... that’s us, baby! It’s very funny..... and like I love how much we impact each other if that makes sense..... like how I say PLEASE a lot and now u do sometimes and how I got HELP and RUNS AWAY from you.... ur a comedic genuis <3... oh another thing I love abt u is how much I know abt u?? Ur a very open person somegimes and it makes me so soft that I like KNOW things abt u like how u drool a lot and that u peed ur pants that one time (I think this is public knowledge... kf not lmk ASAP so I can REDACT it) also I have more to say idk if I’ve said this already but I do think we’re soulmates like I read a post once saying that like people have multiple soulmates romantic or platonic and IK ur one of mine.. we just get each other ...... we’re like EQUALLY obsessed with each other... I love it weMre totally that annoying lovey dovey couple...:: like how that one AU rando KNEW from jusy a few interactions that u were crazy abt me .... 😈 OKAY NOW IVE WRITTEN WAY ROK MUCH I FEEL BUT .... I LOVE U LOTS AND I WOULDNG WANT ANYONE ELSE TO BE MY HUSBAND RO BE ❤️

[chaotic-anomaly]

[ 𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺 𝑶𝑭 𝑭𝑵𝑨𝑭 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑭𝑵𝑨𝑭 𝑪𝑼𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑴 𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻]!!!!!

WAIT so aPPARANTLEY if on ultimate custum night if you get the old man consequences easter egg ending then when you open fnaf world you have the glitch ending trophy even if youve never completed that part??

that is so wack but like is that reallll?i already have the glitch trophy on fnaf world and theres no way im re-installing and losing my progress. somebody PLEASE verify this

[planttitta]

Clock mini game fnaf world

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This is most likely because the term "overclocking" is the process of configuring a computer processor or other electronic circuit to run faster than originally intended, allowing it to be faster and more responsive.Push the Balloon Boy silhouette into the box to complete the task. Once you’ve seen his little glitch screen, head back to the centre of Fazbear Hills and check the woods to the east. Overclock is the fastest character in the game. Clock 1 The first clock spawn point is triggered by speaking to Fredbear in the west of Fazbear Hills.In fact, all of them have weaker counterparts which look identical.Overclock is one of the guardians that protects a button, the other ones being Supergoon and Snowcone.Curse: Status can help lower his Defense, Strength and Speed, rendering its attacks against the party members useless for a short amount of time.Upon defeat, the player can finally enter the. After getting the Key and unlocking all the security gates, the boss Security stands in the way. K-8 schools, 100,000 schools globally, and over 60 million kids across 150 countries. Tynker’s highly successful coding curriculum has been used by one in three U.S.

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This ending is unlocked through normal Gameplay in Normal Mode. Tynker is the world’s leading K-12 creative coding platform, enabling students of all ages to learn to code at home, school, and on the go. All but one of them awards the player with a trophy.

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Auto: Shield can help block off 50% of its attacks. With 40 playable characters, multiple endings, multiple difficulties, and a great soundtrack from artist Leon Riskin, FNaF World hits the ground running and doesn't stop. Were you looking for the Endings from the core series There are many different possible endings that can be achieved in FNaF World.

Auto: Mimic is useful for spamming Gift Boxes and the party members attack moves.

Appearance Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. The minigame has you survive till 6AM from 12AM, and can be first located by talking to KITC and Withered Freddy in Blacktomb Yard.

Counter: Bite will cause it to get bitten back every time it hits a party member. Withered Freddy KITC The Nightguard Minigame is a mini-game you managed to navigate while traveling through Blacktomb Yard.

The following 4 chips, once equipped will ease the fight:.

The 3 boss bytes can help drain its health while waiting to get to "Gift Boxes" to revive the dead party members. and if they could, that restaurant would probably be world famous for it.

Because this particular boss seems to be the most aggressive with its bash attack being used every 2-3 seconds, plus there's very little to no chance for survival against it with weak party members, it is recommended that the player equips the following items "before" fighting it:

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Fnaf world characters

Oh yes! Im Having troubel finding SpringBonnie And Nightmare. Does anyone know how to get the new animatronics (the nightmare ones)?Are they just found randomly in the game? Mentions "Great job Circus Baby, we knew we could count on you! Personally, I find the guide tool very helpful … I've noticed that animatronics sometimes dry up after a while, then come back in big spurts once you gain a few levels. This book contains following FNAF characters:Learn To Draw Balloon boy. You can also color the final characters, partly using this book as a coloring book too. Hence there are no written instructions required. Puppet This article is being worked on as the wiki expands. Based on the best-selling horror video game series Five Nights at Freddy's, this essential logbook offers night guards new to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza a chance for self-reflection during their first week on the job. It appears as the undamaged version of Adventure Mangle. A server for everyone, No one deserves for be alone :D, this server is a place where people wont judge and is a safe server for everyone. We have moved to a new external forum hosted at. A trophy obtained by having all 40 FNaF World characters in one save. As you progress through the game you will occasionally get into a fight with one of the iconic members of the Five Nights at Freddy’s crew, and if you manage to beat them in battle they will join your party. and besides, Vin had already been a tree and a robot and had still managed to make us cry. This website is for INFORMATIONAL purposes only, ? Fredbear is a playable and unlockable protagonist in FNaF World.He's also a tutorial within the first portion in the game. I can't say if the glitched areas would be better or not, but it can't hurt to try. Follow to get the latest 2021 recipes, articles and more! I have literally found every single animatronic except The Fan, Endo 02 and Endoplush. If you have your party leader set to Fredbear and talk to Fredbear it will unlock the Universe Ending. Fnaf World How To Find Auto Shield Youtube. Five Nights at Freddy's fans won't want to miss this pulse-pounding collection of three novella-length tales that will keep even the bravest FNAF player up at night. The Fan has two moves: first, it buffs your team automatically, and second, it randomly unleashes a torrent of energy blasts at the baddies, hitting everything in a straight line. Fans of the Five Nights at Freddy's saga will undoubtedly like the game, but it only takes half an hour of playing to realize that it's an outdated title in every respect.This website also supports Player to download and play games offline. The battles, just like how they used to be in JRPGs from the 90s, are random and annoying and they're turn-based.įNaF World is an entertaining but improvable JRPG.

In other words, you manage a group of characters, level them up, equip them with different objects, etc. Nothing makes any sense, but nor does the game try very hard in this respect.įNaF World's gameplay is the one typically found in the JRPG genre. Basically you play more than 40 characters from the FNaF universe as they embark on an adventure through a fantasy world shared with other evil creatures. Yes, those famously terrifying animatronics and all their friends: they're the protagonists.įNaF World's story is just as crazy as its cast of characters permits. FNaF World is an RPG with a turn-based combat system where the protagonists are the characters from the popular horror franchise Five Nights at Freddy's.

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How To Get The Minigames In Fnaf World Halloween.

Pink Guy is a pixelated, pink-colored sprite of Purple Guy, and has an.

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This character can be found on the fourth row, and can be obtained after going on a journey throughout mini-games that have been seen within multiple official FNAF games. Android Central covers smartphones, watches, tablets, ChromeOS devices, Google Home, and all compatible peripherals in this smart world were living in. How To Get To The Minigames In Fnaf World Pink Guy is a character from FNaF World Simulator, with him having an unknown origin, although has made a appearance within Five Night's at Freddy's 2.The minigame is to press the 4 buttons in the same order you press to get the Mangle Minigame in FNaF 3 (Top Left, Bottom Left, Top Right, Bottom Right). The clock is near where lolbit sells Reapers. The second clock is revealed when you meet Pixel Fredbear after going through the first glitch world (before entering Dusting Fields). Instead, the player can play a minigame at the end or beginning of each night. Appearance Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. The minigame has you survive till 6AM from 12AM, and can be first located by talking to KITC and Withered Freddy in Blacktomb Yard. Unlike in Five Nights at Freddy's 2, the player does not need to die in order to play them. Withered Freddy KITC The Nightguard Minigame is a mini-game you managed to navigate while traveling through Blacktomb Yard. Minigames reappear as a game mechanic in Five Nights at Freddy's 4. I managed to get my hands on the sprites and textures, but I'm not that good at putting them into sprite sheets nor am I good at making sprite sheets at ALL.

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All FNaF World version 1, update 1 and update 2 textures and or sprites have already been completely ripped and have been uploaded online already (obviously, after all this time:/ ). Here are a few ideas: Night 1: Upon touching the cupcake, it takes it to a minigame called Cupcake Chase where Chica has to chase a cupcake while. I know FNAF was the first made and Scott added it in FNAF 2, but like the Star Wars Revisited, why not make it closer to the other games. I just want to address many flaws I have with this theory, made on the 1st of August 2020,and why I believe, that it is in fact incorrect, the theory basically implys Michael, the protagonist of the games, is the olde brother,tha antagonist of the 4th game, this will be split into a few parts, 1. Every game has minigames except for FNAF 1. Then, on May 13, 2016, update 1.20 was released. Upon defeat, the player can finally enter the. After getting the Key and unlocking all the security gates, the boss Security stands in the way. This ending is unlocked through normal Gameplay in Normal Mode. All but one of them awards the player with a trophy. On January 25, 2016, the game was taken off of Steam, but was later reuploaded to Gamejolt on February 8, 2016, with new updates. Were you looking for the Endings from the core series There are many different possible endings that can be achieved in FNaF World. Five Nights at Freddy's 1 should have minigames as an update. FNaF World (sometimes fully called Five Nights at Freddy's World) is an Indie RPG and a spin-off of the Five Nights at Freddy's series created by Scott Cawthon.

[phasefuck-moved]

Can you tell us some about your selfship w/ Jack :0 like how you two met (can be actually how you found out about the character or an in universe thing if you have one), what you love the most about each other, and maybe your favorite thing to do together?

Boy I might ramble so let me put this under the Cut ft. suitable image that describes the mood.

I answer all ur points so- how i found jack (also how i found blands)- about my self insert- what i love abt him

So like. I’ll start with how I found Jack cos that’s always a fun story to tell. Jump back to late 2014, like November-December, FNAF fandom was having it’s first stagnant phase, and I wasn’t back into Homestuck yet. I spent most of my time watching youtubers like Markiplier and RPGMinx, anyone I found from FNAF videos basically. So like all the people that played Prop Hunt together on those channels, I found them all and watched them all. Was also a time that I watched people on Twitch when I really ran out of shit to watch. 

So it’s like, late November, first week of December, can’t remember which, was browsing Twitch for something to watch, saw Cryotic was streaming and was like “hey I know that person they don’t stream too much I think I’ll watch them”. Cry was playing TFTBL Ep1. I watched like, from the point where Rhys and Vaughn enter Shade’s lil place. And I think I went to bed before it finished. Went to school the next day and talked to a friend about it, telling them about this new game I saw, my friend knew it too so we talked about it for a while. By December 10th, I’d bought the game, and by December 20th, I had all of the Borderlands games.

So how did I actually find out about Jack and fall for that idiot? Well my stupid ass didn’t meet him in TFTBL because I finished the first episode AFTER starting the other games. So I actually met him in TPS. On Christmas Eve. I was Hooked. Because I played like, all the starts of the games before I played the endings, I still knew he was gonna be a terrible shitty idiot. 

At the time I was going through some bad shit, like I’m sure it was the midpoint between two major points of abuse in my life, so I was already diving into coping mechanisms and recently was self shipping again, so I latched onto Jack and have been really gay for him ever since. Although I never posted it on my blog until this year, as I didn’t know of the self ship side of tumblr, and due to all the discourse Jack causes, I didn’t want to cause trouble or be judged or anything so I kept my mouth shut. And now I don’t shut up about it in my group chat, annnnd now here I guess too jdshgjdsg. 

Hell my old blog you can’t find one post about me LIKING Jack, let alone self ship or anything. And I still left the fandom and abandoned those blogs due to my only friends at the time constantly insulting the games, to the point where I didn’t want to play them anymore. (Like, they were fans of the games but, in a “I hate the fact there are canon lesbians and lots of lgbt people and memes and shit in the games” so they were mad non stop and ranted at me, the 14 year old loner jdhsgjdsg.)

So yeah. 3+ Years of Jack Hell.

Anyways, I do have a self insert!!! Her name is AJ and she is the Worst. She’s super OP and super cringy but I don’t care because I’m having fun. She’s been through a lot of design changes, with one from 2014, and then a lot from January. But the overall character hasn’t changed. She’s me but too op (being a very old siren with pink tats that still looks 21) and good looking and Actually Smooching Jack. You can find the most recent drawing of her here! Her tag has some of her older art but not all of it. 

Story wise, she has an AU timeline with Jack where like, I gave him a new backstory (no wives or gfs… only me now….), but the main games plots stay the same, until her own big plot after BL2. 

AJ meets Jack at a Hyperion Science Facility on Pandora, when he’s only 19 years old, young Hyperion programmer that was only there to fix some equipment and move on. He has Angel when he’s 20, believing her to be from a drunken one night stand with a scientist at the facility, who Died p much right away. He doesn’t actually see AJ again until he’s 23-24, when hes taken over this project to shut it down. Moves AJ to where he’s living cos boi he has a thing for this girl he saw only one time. Spent like a year together and then started dating the day before Mercenary Day (aka December 24th, like how thats the day I first found Jack dsjhgjdsg). 

Pretty much from there it’s just. AJ helps out with BL1, would be present in TPS like a player character, I guess. Around Jack a lot bc she lov him. BL2 she’s mainly on Helios, like Jack, so probably wouldn’t be seen. Post BL2 she’s stuck on Helios, trapped in Jack’s Office, for seven years, had her arm cut off and all, it’s not pretty. TFTBL starts to happen, moment Rhys enters Jack’s Office shit changes because AJ is there, Rhys breaks AJ out of the office and onto Pandora. She also somehow gets AI Jack who has no clue who she is and is only nice to her to keep her alive so he can stay alive too. (We joked that she slaps the AI out of Rhys and honestly. Mood). She stays on Pandora for 3 years with AI Jack, Vaughn, and some contact with a few Hyperion people. Ends up opening a vault, finds it to be one like Eleseer, instead of knowledge it gives her power.

Then you get my lil story aka Borderlands: Infinite, aka BL8, which many people in my group chat are a part of. This currently doesn’t have a set plot, other than there being a paradox world, AI Jack is a main villain, Lilith and AJ are on opposing sides, and everyone comes back to life a little. It’s really weird.

What I love most about Jack is he is an absolute bastard. But he’s really funny and his voice is really good and I think he lives up to the handsome part of his name. Hell I even like the soul patch from TPS even though nearly everyone hates that. He’s such a nerd. An evil boi. Absolutely terrible. 

AJ wise she’s pretty much the same, he’s pretty much the first person she ever gets to know, he looks after her, plus she’s with him from way before he goes off the rails. She just so happens to sorta go off at the same time. Which is why she sticks around when he starts doin bad shit. And Jack’s into her because she’s the cutest damn siren to ever exist like how could you resist. She makes shitty jokes about her being an engineer and him being a programmer. 

Before like, TPS their fav thing to do usually involved the ECHOnet, playing games, watching movies, simple stuff. AJ couldn’t really go out much as she was depression (and also needed to be hooked up to electricity at all times. She’s weird. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere for something.) Post TPS she probably enjoyed following Jack around, bein the trophy GF, and also shooting a lot of people. How the times change.

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Nuclear Throne Character Review

So I’ve been binging all the @bogleech monster reviews I can and because not only does he for some reason not share my exact opinions on everything, and because I can’t expect him to constantly review all the things I want to see reviews I figured I could take matters into my own hands and review the monster designs of the things I enjoy!

Nuclear Throne is a special game to me. Nuclear Throne is probably one of the first games I really got into despite maybe the fnaf games, and even then I never really got that far into the fanbase and actively contributed the way I had for Nuclear Throne. I made fanart I talked on the subreddit, I even made a B-tier fangame/mod for the game called “Hells Gate” ( I swear that I was not being edgy when I was making this ) which you can still play even if it's a bit buggy here.

Point is, I thought about Nuclear Throne a lot and a piece of media can really only do that to such a degree if it's got a great world, and a great world to me means great monsters. So this is me spoiling right off the bat that I will probably/for sure be biased towards positivity regarding this game’s creatures.

Whatever thought right? I can enjoy things. In this first part I’ll be reviewing the designs of the Nuclear Throne playable characters, the adorable freaks and monsters that you play, fighting through hordes of other mutants and interdimensional time cops (which we will get to later) to finally get a chance to sit upon the titular Nuclear Throne, which we will also get into later.

So without further ado, review under the cut!

ALSO WARNING UNDER THE CUT IS 6000 WORDS

FISH

The very first character we see in nuclear throne is this adorable fish-man appropriately titled “FISH”. Writing this review really makes me wonder how many fish-people you see these days. To the best of my knowledge up until recently with Breath of the Wild and Del Toro giving us a bunch of fish-people in the spotlight fish-people characters a few in number compared to other kinds of anthropomorphic monsters, at least as main characters and not enemies. Compared to the rest of the cast Fish is one of the more normal characters, and it’s always a good thing when “Fish-human hybrid” is what you classify as the baseline form of normal, or at least standard, character.

Each character in the game has both a passive ability and an active ability. Fish’s abilities are gaining more ammo from chests and being able to perform a dodge-roll. What? That doesn’t make sense for a fish man? Well it's actually quite simple. Nuclear Throne is a post-apocalyptic story, set in a timeline where an unknown radioactive catastrophe resulted in the destruction of mankind totally, and humans have been totally replaced by mutants and monsters. Clearly, this is an ideal world.

Fish, as shown with his loading screen dialogue, used to be a normal human police officer before the apocalypse struck and he was mutated into a fish-person but was otherwise unscathed. It strikes up a few questions as to how radiation turned someone into a fish but hey, this is just the kind of world they live in.

The abilities fish have make sense for a cop I guess but I am disappointed that he lacks any fishy-traits aside from a trail of bubbles behind him during the roll which brings up some odd questions as to how he's propelling himself.

The way he’s drawn is pretty good. While a fish-man is a great start and the huge fish-lips, big eyebrows, and bright green and yellow colour palette make him decently recognisable, the design isn’t especially clever, and the original creature from the black lagoon was certainly more fishy and monstrous than this guy (that could be chalked up to art-style, but what else can I complain about this fish man who can roll).

Fish can roll.

Crystal

Crystal is the second character in Nuclear Throne and, along with fish, one of the two characters unlocked at the start of the game. This represents, as I’m sure you can tell, the female half of the starting duo. It’s good to see female characters be allowed to not at all look feminine, especially when there’s no reason a rock has to look like a lady simply because it identifies as one. Crystal is a wonderful little rock lady made of some unknown purple gem that just happens to be able to think and move around like any other mutant. Again the question of how radiation made a rock come alive, but we’re given no indication that the characters of this world aren’t just wrong and the green mutation goop is something else entirely.

I love how even compared to the rest of the official art Crystal has been given tiny little legs and no torso with just a huge gaping mouth instead. Of course a rock doesn’t need a torso, whats it gotta keep in there? Compared to most rock monsters we see in fiction Crystal is a shining star. Most seem to be either brutish, dull, or both with the notable exception of lego’s little crystal goblins which give me the same sort of lovable gem goblin vibe with giant mouths and stubby limbs.

Crystal has more health, which makes sense for someone made of some kind of rock (generally considered tougher than flesh), and can also create a temporary crystal shield around herself. This actually brings up more questions as to how she generates this rock, as well as how come that rock doesn’t harm her when hit, can she produce theoretically infinite rock? We’ll never know I guess. These abilities are much more my style as they directly correlate to what we can see in her design which is way more important in a roguelike with little story than lore-related abilities - since few people would be able to notice.

Ideal woman.

EYES

Eyes is the 3rd character on the roster and generally the second character that people unlock, but on the roster is the first that can be. This lively gentleman is unlocked by reaching the sewers, with the implication being that your character found this blue eyeball-monster hiding from the giant rats and frogmen which we might talk about later maybe. We know nothing about eyes, considering that he is unable to speak in any fashion because the apocalypse resulted in them mutating dozens of eyes over their whole face, replacing his mouth and all other facial features with more eyes. However, the loading screen tips indicate that Eyes knows a lot more than his mute physiology suggests.

Nuclear Throne was released a while before Bloodborne was, and so Eyes takes the trophy for first video game thing with a bunch of eyes as a head that I have ever seen. This makes the design even more original and a wonderful first dive into the more out there parts of this game’s world. Eyes gives off such a B-movie monster vibe which is something I absolutely love in this game, looking like something out of a pulp fiction 50s comic and somehow even more lovable than any of the real deal.

Eyes has some abilities that, despite not really making that much sense, make total sense. Eyes, of course, can see in the dark which isn’t really that helpful an ability in my opinion, but makes perfect sense considering the guy’s all eye, kinda an extension of how they say deaf or blind people have heightened sense (considering I only have one accumulative working eye, I’d like to get my super-hearing thank you very much). They can also use telekinesis which fits perfectly with a brain-heavy character design. The thing about their telekinesis is that it specifically pushes bullets and enemy projectiles away while pulling enemies and other living things. This is obviously a game-mechanic thing giving the player a reason not to just constantly be using their power, but in my opinion, gives just a neat little touch to the abilities of Eyes. It's not a power, its a mutation they got from dangerous radiation, so of course, it won’t be perfect.

Eyes has seen a lot.

MELTING

Next up on our roster is the ever-adorable Melting, whose name is pretty self-explanatory as to what this character is. Melting is usually the first character that players unlock as you acquire them when you die for the first time. Does this mean that when your character dies their body becomes a walking mass of melted flesh over a skeleton or is it that your corpse attracts these freakish mutants, we’ll never know until Rami decides to give us that goddamn lorebook we all need. The character of Melting is pretty apparent from one look at his face, so sad it seems his bones form a perpetual frown. Every loading screen tip we get tells us how much this poor sack of flesh just hates being alive. Everything is too cold they’re very tired all the time and they would really be doing anything other than fight through hordes of mutant horrors.

The design itself is something I enjoy. I swear I’m not edgy as I say that a sad melting flesh skeleton is totally my aesthetic. Melting zombie creatures isn’t a totally original concept, in fact, one of the most famous zombies is a melting black sludge-man, but I’ve rarely seen the idea taken so far as they have with Melting. Rarely do I see zombies with the flesh really sloughing off their face to the point where half their skull is exposed, nor do I see the flesh be just a mass of skin-colored flesh rather than detailed and bloody. It actually makes it look more like cancer taking over a long-dead body.

Melting’s abilities make a fair bit of sense when thought about. Not only does Melting have less health (because he kinda does have less body, its all melted off!) but they passively gain more radiation from enemies. We don’t know how being a melting pile grants you more radiation, is it that the character themselves radiates the enemies around them, can they just extract more radiation from their enemies? Their active is a heck of a lot more interesting. When activating their ability Melting will turn every corpse they can see into a big, meaty, explosion. Yes that’s right, with a mouse-click every corpse makes a wet meaty sound and explodes. There’s no explanation for how on earth he can do this, but it makes sense all the same. Does being a corpse grant you the ability to explode them?

Another cool fact is that when melting dies rather than just lay on the floor dead, a white ghostly spirit floats out smiling. Does this mean Melting isn’t alive at all but is a ghost trapped inside a long-dead corpse? That’s such a nice little touch that it brings up such an already good design to a top-tier monster.

Melting is tired, let them sleep.

PLANT

The first mutant of the roster explicitly known to not have come from a human, Plant is what happens when whatever this world calls radiation seeps into a regular houseplant. Regardless of what Plant came from (which is indicated to have been a normal flower rather than the carnivorous plants they resemble), their newfound sentience seems to have resulted in a creature of complete and utter violence, chanting lovely phrases such as “BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD” and “KILL KILL KILL”. Does the game imply that all plant-creatures have developed a lust for violence, or are they saying that all plant harbor a desire for mindless killing and their immobile bodies are the only thing saving us? Regardless the idea of a plant creature, typically known for being stereotypical pacifist creatures of nature, being the most violent part of a roster including a melting zombie, a 50s sci-fi villain, and the creature from the green lagoon is a lovely image a suitably ironic for my taste.

In terms of design Plant is decently generic, of course, a heck of a lot better than most other plant-monsters that serve as characters (with most being just bark-skinned people) but compared to the stereotypical idea of a carnivorous plant monster they’re pretty standard. There are a couple little touches I do enjoy however that at least put them in the top tier of Plant-monsters. Such as the 3 legs rather than having a vertebrae-like quadrupedal stance, which gives them that bit of plant-ness and separates Plant from being a green animal. I also like the huge white head with the bright red lips, it certainly makes Plant easier to read than if they only had various shades of green.

Plant’s abilities are certainly interesting. Plant is naturally faster than any other character in the game, presumably because whatever decided that radiation gives plants legs should give them really good legs or because Plant is really good at taking down prey. Their active is a little more standard for a plant-monster. They are able to shoot out a seed which grows instantly into a web of vines to slow down and trap enemies, the game even added the nice little touch of allowing bigger enemies to slowly leave the vine-snare!

One more thing of note is that you find Plant by reaching the Scrapyard, which is a place filled with robots, crows, and fire-breathing salamanders. Did plant come to the scrapyard on purpose? Did they get trapped and that’s why they come with you?

Feed him Seymour!

YUNG VENUZ

NOW EVERYONE LISTEN UP! RIGHT NOW I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YV WAS INVENTED WELL BEFORE BILL CIPHER, SO PLEASE STOP THINKING THAT THOUGHT I KNOW YOU ARE THINKING!!!

Anyway, back to the real topic. Apart from Fish, the first character you even see on the roster, YV is probably the most iconic character in all of Nuclear Throne just by virtue of how totally absurd he is. I’ll first go over how you unlock YV because he’s one of the more secret characters that is pretty difficult to unlock. First, you need to find the screwdriver weapon and get to the scrapyard. In the first scrapyard level, you’ll find a car with wings and you need to hit the car with the screwdriver. At this point you can enter the car and proceed to fly into space to the planet Venus, you’ll then enter a mansion on the planet Venus thus unlocking YV. This in and of itself is already absurd without getting into the character himself. In this world of radiation and monsters there just also happens to be a working society on Venus where one of the citizens is a white triangle with a giant eyeball and they’re all obsessed with gang culture and guns.

The actual physical design of Yung Venuz is pretty basic, just a regular old Illuminati reference, but what really makes him shine is his personality. Yung Venus, canonically, is the funniest fucking thing and I love him so much. YV is obsessed with guns (gunz), gold, and rap music which seems to come from observing earth-life during a pre-apocalypse time and then obsessing over it. Every weapon from his homeland is made of gold for some reason and this makes the gunz better. YV is the king of Venus because in a previous game by Nuclear Throne’s creators he killed the old king and took his place.  YV really does act like an alien trying to get in on a subculture a few centuries too late, with a hip-teen way of spelling things which he apparently made the official language of Venus and a surface-level obsession with gang-culture (like his hatred of “Dad Popo” and love of gunz).

Apparently, his love of gunz did him good because he’s been playing with them for so long that both his abilities make him better at using them. Not only does he have a faster rate of fire than any other character, being so in tune with guns he can ignore basic reloading principles and just make the gun go faster but his active ability lets him fire the same gun twice in the same shot, shooting two bullets or shells or whatever. These abilities are not only the reason YV is considered one of if not the most powerful character in the game, but also perfect in showing that this guy is a Gun God.

Oh yeah right, being the king of Venus also made YV a literal god of Gunz, to the point where he doesn’t actually die. Instead, he just has a temper tantrum after losing too much health and teleports back to his mansion presumably to practice his rap.

Get mor Gunz

STEROIDS

So next on the roster, and after the famous YV, we get a comparatively normal mutant in the form of Steroids (again, the reasoning behind the name should be obvious). This big beef-cake is unlocked by reaching the labs, this is because the huge muscle-bound character comes from a human scientist and isn’t actually the result of a mutation. Steroids was a scientist studying something and because of this, he found out about the apocalypse, prompting him to pump up with every steroid under the sun to allow him to live safely in the new world. Overall I enjoy the, admittedly simple, idea of a scientist pumping himself up with medicine to survive in an apocalypse, and especially enjoy how it suggests that something went on in those labs that lead to the disaster.

Overall the design is quite simple, especially compared to the other character designs we have seen, although at the very least it’s an idea I haven’t seen played out by a protagonist/good-aligned character (the closest I can think of to steroids would be any number of resident evil bosses). While the design is simplistic I will admit that adding more nonsense would ruin the concept somewhat, and to be fair there’s only so many ways “steroid man” can be drawn).

Steroids have a couple abilities both based on just being shredded and jacked as hell. Steroid’s passive ability is that all his weapons are fully automatic, thanks to his arms being strong enough to handle and shoot a gun without suffering recoil or needing a second hand - I actually like this ability since it makes a fair amount of sense and, since Steroids is not a mutant, his abilities being strictly possible also makes sense. Similarly, Steroids can shoot both weapons at the same time, which I have the same opinions on as his passive. Overall Steroids is pretty simplistic but only compared to the other characters of nuclear Throne and I could think him a great idea in any other post-apocalyptic game, if not the top tier idea.

I heard that Steroids had an 8-pack, that steroids is shredded.

ROBOT

Out next mutant is not actually a mutant, but more of a byproduct of the world that resulted in the apocalypse. Robot is found in the Frozen City, a place covered with ice and filled with various robots that might be so cold because of nuclear winter, which is an interesting take on the idea of a cold-apocalyptic place and serves as a great explanation for why only robots have managed to survive there, that snow might just be fallout! Admittedly we don’t get too much personality for Robot aside from the fact that they speak in binary code, although it's implied that something gave this otherwise normal robot sapience, causing it to go rogue and join the mutants. I appreciate how rather than mutating, they get ���upgrades” (don’t ask me to explain how radiation causes a computer to update).

I can’t really say a robot is an overdone idea for a post-apocalyptic setting any more than I can say “living thing” is overdone, and luckily the robot design in question looks wonderful. Aside from just finding it adorable, this shining robot stands out from the buckets of rust we see in other fictional apocalypse settings, that’s not to ignore how a presumably sapient character being quadrupedal is practically unheard of - it’s always nice to see this game step even a bit out of bounds for normal character design. The red glowing eye is pretty standard, but overall Robot is recognizable and distinct from most other robots in apocalypse media.

Robot has some okay abilities. They passively find better weapons which thematically connects to the idea of an advanced robot, but doesn’t make too much sense in-fiction. Their active ability, which allows them to consume one of their weapons to gain more ammo or health, is significantly more interesting. This implies that robot is eating and “digesting” guns (and presumably other mechanical things) to gain health or make ammo. Is this a trait of all robots in the NT universe, or is Robot made to recycle, giving it this ability?

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CHICKEN

Okay, now we’re back to the real kooky stuff that nuclear throne is great at - the kind of thing you’d expect to find in a 50s pulp comic or a weird 80s cartoon - without next lovely lady Chicken. Nuclear Throne really has a way of making female characters just as monstrous as the dudes/unknowns doesn’t it? Chicken is a pretty late-game unlock since you need to access a secret area which requires you getting a specific mutation and then getting to a later stage with enough health to feed the portal to access the Jungle, which is a great area we’ll talk about later. Boy is it worth it to get her though, Chicken seems like something straight out of a TMNT ripoff doesn’t she?

We cannot talk about her physical design without bringing in her character. Chicken is the end result of a farm-hen getting mutated into an anthropomorphic version of her old self, but the fun doesn’t stop there. After mutating human-level intelligence she found dozens of old 80s action and martial arts movies from before the apocalypse and became obsessed with them. This prompted her to train in martial arts and become Chicken Jackie Chan. Furry chickens aren’t that original an idea, although once again I have never seen one in fiction. Luckily they avoid the easy-way-out and didn’t give her mammal breasts for no reason! In general her design is funny and a great take on a tired concept in a new genre (ie not furry art) and the personality and backstory make her all the more amazing.

Now we’re going to talk about her active ability first before we get onto her passive. When you activate her ability Chicken throws her weapon in the direction of your mouse, hitting enemies for a progressively increasing amount of damage.This is a great way to bring in her personality as it sets up for a playstyle much more like the traditional action heroes of the 80s as you throw her weapon and shoot off the remaining health as you dash into the crowd to get it back. Now her passive ability is... really something.

When chicken takes fatal damage she doesn’t die right away. Instead, she loses her head and you have a few seconds to try and find health of any kind, which will cause her to regrow her head with slightly less maximum health. This is an absolutely great mechanic. Not only does it let players get a bit more ridiculous and action-hero-like but it ties in perfectly with her design, “of course a chicken could survive without their head, everyone knows that”.

Chicken starts with a katana, the weeb.

REBEL

Rebel is probably the closest we’re going to get to a character with a clear backstory and arc. Coming in at 9th on the roster Rebel requires the player to beat the throne and then get thrown into an alternate dimension because that’s a thing that this world is all about, alternate dimensions. Regardless Rebel has a clear connection to the bandits, a common enemy that appear throughout almost every stage in the game and serve as the basic cannon-fodder in the areas. The only notable difference is the colour of her one eye and scarf, which are green and blue instead of red and brown. I’ll reveal the specifics of her story in a review of the bandit enemies, but I’m sure from the name Rebel you can take a guess as to what happened.

The design of rebel is great in my opinion, and probably the closest to the modern fallout-style post-apocalyptic setting that this game gets outside of the bandit enemies themselves. While we see almost nothing of her actual body (oh yeah this is another female character by the by) but eh covering of bandages give us a clue that the mutations she received may not have been so pleasant, likely something more like radiation burns that being turned into a perfectly normal fish-man. The one eye adds an air of mystery as to exactly what is behind the bandages, which elevates the design to the top of the list of other bandit-style enemies in games, and makes her one of the subtler designs that gets pulled of super effectively.

Her abilities are something that really makes her shine, and shows that what is under those bandages definitely isn’t human. She passively heals half the health she lost in-between levels, which points to some significant regenerative abilities which get expanded on when we see her ability is to spawn short-lived mini clones that will fight for her before exploding in a shower of blood and radiation. It should be noted that allies take away her health, which points to her creating these smaller bandits out of her own body - is this how all bandits are made? Do bandits usually live for such short timespans or is it just that Rebel isn’t adept at creating them?

Fallout watch out, these are the superior bandits.

HORROR

We’re getting near the end of the roster here, and the characters do not go downhill in quality to any degree. Horror here is a positively adorable character the likes of which I have never seen before. The way you unlock Horror is pretty much the explanation for how they came to be. If you stop destroying radiation canisters, items found once per level that gives you a bunch of rads (the equivalent for experience in this game), eventually the cans get bigger and bigger until they burst open and you fight Horror as a sort of miniboss. I’ve asked this before but what on earth is this radiation supposed to actually be? Last time I checked radiation can’t gain sentience!

Horror’s design is undeniably wonderful. Not only is living radiation something I’ve seen done not once before in any media, much less post-apocalyptic genre, but the way that the developers chose to design this living pile of rads is unique and wonderful. Rather than making a meaningless pile of rads as weaker designs might have done, Horror has a distinctive design that differentiates itself from not just energy-creatures, but energy creatures that ape of the look of dogs as well! I love the details put into the inside of that huge gaping maw which is made to look like the strange portals that transport players between levels. That little detail gives us so much information about the lore of this unusual world that it makes me love the design even more.

Horror has some great abilities. Whenever a character in Nuclear Throne gains enough rads, they level up and during the next level screen, they can choose a mutation which will upgrade their character in any number of ways. Usually, players only have a choice of 4 randomly selected mutations, but playing as horror means you get an extra option with a total of 5 mutations to select from. While this doesn’t necessarily connect to the idea of radiation, the way it plays out mechanically and thematically in the world of Nuclear Throne gives us that connection. Horror’s active is slightly more obvious but has a lovely twist. When activating their ability Horror spews out a beam of pure radiation, which drains the players rad count/experience and damages enemies. While this on its own is a neat way to incorporate the fact that Horror is a collection of energy in a shape rather than a creature limited to one form, enemies that get hit with the rad beam will also drop more rads when they die. Horror’s beam actually makes the enemies suffer from radiation damage!

Horror is the ideal dog.

ROGUE

Rogue is the final (unlockable) character on the Nuclear Throne roster and wait, did the devs run out of ideas finally, oh GOD! Well don’t worry, because Rogue is actually a very interesting character and even designed decently. Rogue is unlocked by reaching the Nuclear Throne itself and sitting on it claiming all its power, whatever that is, for yourself. This then prompts a short cutscene where the Inter-Dimensional-Police-Department looks at your character sitting on the chair and then send some officers to “deal with the problem” the same way most police do. I’ll talk about the IDPD in depth later on but the short of it is they are a task force form a timeline where the apocalypse didn’t occur that set out to prevent anyone from dimensions that suffered the apocalypse from gaining control over the throne. Considering how on-the-nose most of the names have been thus far I’m sure you can guess that Rogue had, well, gone rogue and joined the band of mutants.

There's not much to say about the design but I do want to commend the developers for explicitly making Rogue a black woman. They could just as easily given her white skin or made her a dude, but they decided that it was worth the not-extra-effort to give people a black woman character such as Rogue. Now aside from that Rogue is a pretty generic space-police design. I am disappointed to say that despite having one of the more complex and known backstories of the game Rogue is a relatively bland looking character when compared to the lineup of mutants we’ve just been looking at.

Rogue is actually one of the harder characters to play, and part of that is the slew of abilities she has that can impede her progress. Her basic ability is that whenever she takes damage her suit will create explosions that are harmless to her but deal serious damage to things in close proximity (this, however, includes objects that will explode upon death and kill the player). In addition to this, whenever she spawns into a level additional IDPD enemies, which are some of the harder enemies in the game, will spawn around her as they try to take down a rogue operative.

The reason they hunt down this one rogue officer is that she stole some powerful technology that they don’t want to get into the wrong hands. Radiation canisters are actually replaced completely by special ammo canisters, which give fuel for her to use a special weapon which deals huge amounts of explosive damage across an area of the players choosing. Overall these abilities are great, and really put the pressure on the player and serve to naturally indicate the story of this character rather than just giving loads of text about her.

Direct Action.

SKELETON

Now wait, didn’t I just say Rogue was the last unlockable character? Well, I did, but these next two characters are secret characters and aren’t unlocked like all the other characters are. Skeleton here cannot be chosen when you start the game. Instead, you have to play as Melting and get to the labs. The labs contain an enemy that will not attack, but instead, revive any dead enemies in a circle. You have to die within that circle as they revive enemies, prompting your character to be revived as this skeleton! I think this is an absolutely ingenious way of creating a secret character and a cool reward for players who played a difficult character to a later stage and pulled off a neat trick. Skeleton doesn’t really have lore or personality beyond “The way you unlock them” and “Angry Skeleton” but sometimes that’s all you need.

The design of Skeleton is just a skeleton, and there really isn’t anything to it. I do enjoy how its character-specific mutations just show that this guy is super really angry all the time but beyond that, the character is just a normal-looking gun-toting skeleton (of course, that being a disappointingly normal character says something about the game). One little touch I do like is how Skeleton is always seen as hunched over and limping. They’re an undead nightmare without anything other than bones! Of course they’d struggle to walk.

Skeleton’s abilities just make life harder for them. When you respawn as Skeleton you get 4 health (more health than Melting but less than other characters), less speed, and less accuracy. Overall this pushes the “Undead nightmare that hates life” idea really well! (God never thought I’d say that). Their active is a bit more interesting. Skeleton can shoot their gun without ammo, but risk losing what little health they have. While there’s no solid explanation, my personal theory is that they “revive” the bullet that they just exploded which can risk removing the necromantic energy that keeps them alive! These abilities are just the right combo of perfectly logical and absurd yet still connected to the character that the best characters in the game have.

Secret Skeleton.

FROG

There are only two secret characters in Nuclear Throne, leaving frog as the last character we’ll be reviewing in this installation. Frog is actually a palette swap of an enemy we see in the second stage later in the game (which we might look at later) and you unlock them by equipping your character on the loading screen with a special golden “frog gun” you can find after fighting the Frog Mom boss. I like to think this shows Frog as a special child of the From Mom, perhaps this is the baby form of the next Frog Mom? We probably won't ever find out but that’s what I like to say. While we don’t get much backstory about the character despite the very unusual unlock mechanism we do get a lion’s share of personality from Frog. Every moment of your game Frog is moving from the moment you hit play to even when you sit on the Nuclear Throne itself. Frog keeps moving her legs in the chair, adorable! The design of Frog is great as well. A giant frog isn’t actually something I’ve seen a lot outside of fantasy fiction or that one Ben 10 episode, and even if Frog doesn’t reach the absurd proportions as her Mom she’s still a huge Frog. I appreciate the design for being something super simplified but at least to me immediately recognizable as a frog-like creation, with those huge thicc legs and the giant mouth taking up most of the body it almost feels like a frog that has been streamlined and made more efficient. Those glowing green eyes really settle in not only the radiation theme present throughout the game but also the characters relation to toxins (which we’ll get onto later). I really do enjoy this design both in concept and in execution and it overall makes a great end to the roster of Nuclear Throne characters. Frog has some fun little abilities that mimic the enemies she seems to be related to. Frog is unable to stop moving in any capacity without the use of her ability. When you press a directional key she’ll walk off in that direction, bouncing off any walls that get in her way, and the only way to get her to stop is to use her ability. Activating Frog’s ability will finally get her to stop moving as she builds up a cloud of poisonous gas, releasing the ability button will send Frog on her merry way and cause her to release a cloud of gas that gets bigger the longer you stay still for. Luckily she’s immune to that stuff unlike any other character in the game (just like the other Frog-creatures). Overall I really enjoy these abilities and I think the Frogmen where a great enemy to try and translate into a character as it creates a unique mechanic o work around unlike any other Nuclear Throne character. Froppy! Froppy! Froppy!

And so we have finally reached the end of this huge and absurdly long look into the designs of the 12 (+ 2 secret characters) characters in Nuclear Throne. What a great ride it’s been. Nuclear Throne is something special in post-apocalyptic media being something that’s fun, lively, and cheesy all in a purposeful way and still has great care put into the designs of the characters. Nuclear Throne brings back a particular kind of designs that I thought was lost in the old pulp science fiction era (even Fallout, a game based on that era of sci-fi, still has their designs follow modern standards pretty closely). No other post-apocalyptic game I’ve seen dives into the absurd with such dedication and form.

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Something from today #051 - #100

Something from today #100

Me: *Turns volume pp to 90* Friend: *Jumps in shock* F*ck you! Me: :D

Something from today #100 13, August, 2015 *Girl shows me a picture on her Instagram* Me: You’re *drops to the ground* drop dead gorgeous ;) Girl: *starts blushing*

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Me: Hey man Friend: Hey man Me: I got one question Friend: Yeah? Me: What are thoooooooooooooooooooooooose!? Friend: … Me: I gotta dash bye

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Brother: Do I smell good? Me: Uck… I.. Cannot.. Talk.. Too Disugsting… chocking on vomit… Brother: You suck Me: UCK!

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Friend: I bet I can get it in from all the way over hre (Roughly 20 feet) Me: If you can’t, then you owe me a $1,000,000 Friend: Alright *Throws it and misses) Me: Let me try *throws and gets it first try* Me: GET F*CKING WRECKED SON!

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This SFT was posted by infinityonmeme i totally made my online friend’s day like i made them so happy and now I’m happy ———————————————————— Something from today #099 Me: Here you go teacher *hands her my written essay* the definition of perfect Teacher: Hehehe Everyone: Wow alright man! Woo!

Guy: Who wants to kick FingerRocks out of the group? Everyone: *No one raises their arm* Me: Who wants to kick him out? Everyone: *All raise their hands and those not part of the group also raise their arms* Guy: You know what, I’m just kidding ———————————————————— Something from today #098 Guy: Who wants to kick FingerRocks out of the group? Everyone: *No one raises their arm* Me: Who wants to kick him out? Everyone: *All raise their hands and those not part of the group also raise their arms* Guy: You know what, I’m just kidding ———————————————————— Something from today #097 Girl: I love you Guy: I love you too *Both start making out* Me: *Pretends to vomits* Me: :D ———————————————————— Something from today #096 Brother: *Takes my chocolate and runs away* Me: Oh hell no *Throws a pack of toilet paper at him* Brother: *Drops to the ground* Owwwwwww Me: You just got TP! ———————————————————— Something from today #095 *After playing FNAF 4 with my friend* Friend: You bloody gave me 2 heart attacks! Me: Hey, hey now… It was only 2… better than the 4 I planned… ———————————————————— Something from today #094 Me: *Gives a friend a packet of tissues with a picture of jeans on them* Put this in your pocket Friend: Okay *put it in her pocket* Me: Now take it out Friend: Okay *starts to take it out* Me: Jeanception Friend: You’re weird ———————————————————— Something from today #093 Friend: I like Nerf Me: It’s Nerf or Nerfing Friend: Yeah Other friend: Oh god that was bad *5 Seconds later* Friend: Hahahahahahaha ———————————————————— Something from today #092 Friend: I have accounting homework to do Me: *Starts looking around for something* Friend: What are you looking for? Me: Someone who gives a sh*t ———————————————————— Something from today #091 Me: Well I gotta be magoing so Imma bebazzle dazzle and razzle off Friend: … Me: Billazle later ———————————————————— Something from today #090 Me: Are you an owl? Friend: What? Me: Because you’re a HOOT! Friend: :) Me: :)

———————————————————— Something from today #089 Me: Who wouldn’t want fried rice? Friend: I want some f*cking fried rice! ———————————————————— Something from today #088 *Infinityonmeme had called me out about making 87 SFT so I sent her ever single one made* Her: Holy SHIT Zac that’s so many omg Me: *Drops mic* You’re damn right it is ———————————————————— Something from today #087 *Friend tells me something about them* Me: Damn Friend: What’s wrong? Me: Now I gotta change my insults Friend: Like? Me: Well before I knew you went both ways I’d make a dirty comment, now it’s like I can’t make a comment based on a mutual and self-respected choice in today’s society ———————————————————— Something from today #086 I finished doing my school’s play* Friend: I’d say it is 10/10 IGN ———————————————————— Something from today #085 *I just finished doing my school’s play* Friend: Hey man it was nice seeing you, good luck with the play Me: Thanks *starts leaving* Friend: Oh f*ck, sorry, I meant good night, damn it! ———————————————————— Something from today #084 Friend: It’s 8:45-ish Me: It’s 9:04 Friend: …Yeah I was close ———————————————————— Something from today #083 Me: I don’t have to be at school till 10 Friend: *Gives me the itching my head + flipping you off gesture* Me: Love you too ———————————————————— Something from today #082 *Mum had recently purchased some Royals (The chocolate marshmellow thing)* Me: Mum, do you want Lorde? Mum: Yes, I’ll take 2 please Me: hehe, you get me ———————————————————— Something from today #081 *Brother is currently playing the PS3* Me: Your time is like the sky, it’s up ———————————————————— Something from today #080 Friend: *Shows me a picture of a cat in a bowl* Me: He looks like a giant milk shake ———————————————————— Something from today #079 *Me and a group of friends chatting* Friend: Look at these big muscles Other friend: You mean those tiny bags of fat? Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ———————————————————— Something from today #078 Me: Come on guys, let’s us go out and enjoy the lov- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!! ———————————————————— Something from today #077 *Me and my friend arguing about who was right with another friend* Friend: You’re wrong Me: No I’m not. What do you say Friend 2: … Me: Look you can make *slides 5$ into his shirt pocket* your own decision Friend 2: Uhh Me: See *takes back 5$ and suddenly I got 10$* Me: What the? ———————————————————— Something from today #076 *Me and friend are using towels to whip each other* Friend: Now this is what true friendship is ———————————————————— Something from today #075 *Me and my brother playing Call of Duty Black Ops II Zombies* Brother: So anyway we need to activate Generator- Me: AHHHH!!! Brother: Ahh *drops controller* What the hell was tha Me: I was scared by the zombies… ———————————————————— Something from today #074 *Me and my friends are helping me find locations to put up some Cup Cake Sale posters* Friend 1: Put them on the ceiling, so when the teacher gives the students homework, they’ll go “Ahhh” and look up and go “Ohh cupcake sale” *me and Friend 2 start laughing* Friend 2: Hahaha *leaves because he might die of laughter* Teacher: Is he alright? ———————————————————— Something from today #073 Me: *Makes a pun* Aaaayyyeeee Friend: … Me: I’m sorry ———————————————————— Something from today #072 Jack: I’ve made a new video Me: You posted our GTA V race? Jack: Uhh, it’s with someone else Me: Oh… *Later* *Me to James* Me: Jack is cheating on me! *Another friend I know who happens to be named Jack and looks at me with a concerned look as his girlfriend looks in surprise* Me: Uh… I can explain… ———————————————————— Something from today #071 Me: Cool Friend: Sweet Me: Rad Friend: Hectic Me: Amazing Friend: Spontaneous Me: Fantastic Friend: Splendid Me: Magnificent Friend: Excellent Me: Brilliant Friend: Terrific *Says he has to go* Me: Extraordinary, bye *Friend logs off* Me: I WIN!!! ———————————————————— Something from today #070 *My friend Infinityonmeme is doing World’s Greatest Shave and I’ve donated $10 so she gives me a special receipt* Her boyfriend: Oh, how come I don’t get one Her: You only donated in coins *I’m doing the Macarena whilst they argue* ———————————————————— Something from today #069 (Hehe) Friend: Why do these chairs have clips on the legs? Me: It’s so you can connect them together and play Musical Chairs Friend: … Other friend: He is being sarcastic Me: Yeah… ———————————————————— Something from today #068 *I tell a joke to prove to my brother it does make sense* Older brother: Cool *walks away* Brother: Wait for it *10 minutes later* Older brother: Wait a minute! ———————————————————— Something from today #067 *Me and my friend playing Minecraft* Friend: I’m going to kill this pig Me: Why? Friend: Because Me: Well that sounds like a legitiment reason ———————————————————— Something from today #066 *Me and my brother in an insult contest) Me: You so stupid you sold your car for gas money Brother: You so ugly you made Medusa cry Me: … ———————————————————— Something from today #065 Brother: I too have played the story of Black Ops, I’m nearly near the end Me: What level is the prison level? Brother I haven’t made it there yet Me: It’s the second level… ———————————————————— Something from today #065 *Me and my brother talking about his COD trophies* Me: Why don’t you play Story and actually get trophies? Brother: … You suck ———————————————————— Something from today #064 Me: *Tells my brother some obvious COD Facts* Brother: Oh maw gawd, IIIIII did not know that!!! How, how crazy is that? Me: -_- Thanks Brother: :D ———————————————————— Something from today #063 Me: You’ll rage quit in an hour Brother: No I won’t *10 minutes later* Brother: Screw this game! *Slams controller* Me: Well, I was wrong and you’re right Brother: -_- Me: :D

———————————————————— Something from today #063 *Makes a pun* Me: Anyone? No? Okay… ———————————————————— Something from today #062 Me: *playing PS4* Yeah man, I gotta go but I’ll be back on in about an hour, bro wants to play Brother: What do you mean an hour? Me: You’ll rage quit in an hour Brother: No I won’t *Later* Brother: Screw this game! Me: c: Brother: No, I didn’t quit *More Later* *Brother tried making the Staff in Call Of Duty* Brother: What’re you looking at? Me: I’m not looking at you making the staff Brother: Too far man! Too far ———————————————————— Something from today #061 Brother: Dude why are you up so late? Go to bed *He procceds to start eating dinner* Me: What about you? Brother: *mouth full* What? ———————————————————— Something from today #060 *Brother walks in with a can of coke* Me: Awww yeah share that *I take the can and he puts his hand over the lid* Me: *Trying to drink through* You know, I can’t drink with your hand in the way Brother: Gee I wonder why Me: Yeah move your hand Brother: -_- ———————————————————— Something from today #059 Brother: You’re so ugly Me: No I ain’t Brother: yes you are, look in the mirror Me: I would but your ugly face broke all of them Brother: … Me: BD ———————————————————— Something from today #058 Me: What’s the difference between a guitar and a tuna? Family: What? Me: You can TUNA Guitar but can’t GUTAIR a tuna! Family: *Shakes head in disappointment* ———————————————————— Something from today #057 in Photo Form! http://stick-zac.tumblr.com/post/122764871188/something-from-today-57-in-photo-form ———————————————————— Something from today #056 *Me and my friends playing Uno* Me: I’m so glad I have… *Friend puts down a Draw 4* and screw you too ———————————————————— Something from today #055 Cousin: Are you and your brother close? Me: *I’m placing my brother in a chokehold whilst punching him* Yeah… We… Are… Very… Close… ———————————————————— Something from today #054 *Me and my friend playing Minecraft, because we live in different time zones I’m a day ahead of him* Friend: Well I gotta go to sleep, it’s 4:30 Me: Yeah, I’ll play with you yesterday Friend: … Wait… whaaa Me: Because tomrrow for you is yesterday for me Friend: Stop f*cking with my mind! Me: :D ———————————————————— Something from today #053 *My friend got GTA V for his laptop* Friend: Man the flying in this game is bad Me: Maybe you just suck? Friend: I’d like to see you try Me: Oh yeah!? *Dies within the first 3 seconds* Me: Oh… ———————————————————— Something from today #052 *Me and my brother running back home after giving food to our neighbors. She always gives us some packet of chips as a gift back and I toss them at my brother, however she hands something to my brother and they dash off but before I can get out the door she hands me some more items* *I then run back to my brother* Brother: GHaha you ain’t got nothing to throw at… Me: *I throw 4 chip packets at him* Brother: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH *falls to the ground* Me: Bet you didn’t see that coming did ya! ———————————————————— Something from today #051 Mum: Can you bring your sister to me so I can do her hair Me: Sure *My sister doesn’t like it when I get close to mummy because she is jeaulous and runs after me to stop me* Sister: Go away! *Mum grabs her* Sister: Help me! Me: Nah I’m going away *pretends to throw on shades and sings “So you wanna be a gangster”*

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How many trophies have you gotten in playing FNaF World?

3

I have no idea what are the other ones or what I have to do to get them, but im having fun