#you get paired up with the most emo kid you've ever met for a school project and have to work on it at their house

[sparklepool101]

what do you mean ruined these are incredible

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Stabbing for Fun

Kylo Ren Blurb

Kylo Ren highschool AU/Snippet

word count: 422

warnings: description of gore, kylo’s emo high school phase

a/n saw a prompt on tumblr a while ago but i cannot find it for the life of me. so sorry, credit acknowledged.

read time: 43 seconds

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You passed through the busy hallway of your High School, rushing towards the Headmaster's Office. You and your club of Space Equality Rights group needed permission to use the auditorium Friday night for a speech.

You open the office doors and see a kid from your first hour- you couldn't remember his name. The poor red headed kid was sitting in the nurse's office as she tried to remove a pair of scissors lodged in his hand. Yikes. You cringed and looked away, and met with the secretary.

"I'm here to see the Headmaster." you said with a smile on your face. She looked at you with the most monotone face you've ever seen. "You'll have to wait like everyone else. Take a seat." she sighed, reading her everyday phrase once again. You went to the chairs lined up against the wall, and was forced to sit in the only empty seat next to another boy.

He had long-ish black hair, ungodly amounts of eyeliner, black jeans, black sweater, and converse. He smelt of a cheap body spray which made you tense up. He looked at you in confusion. "What are you here for?" he rudely asked. You were shocked he even spoke to you. "Uh-I need to speak with the Headmaster about use of the auditorium Friday for-" "Oh. Don't care." he cut you off. You scoffed, and looked away. "I thought finally perfect Miss Y/N got in trouble for something." he said. Who the hell was this kid? "Oh, and what are you in here for?" you asked, crossing your arms.

The boy in the nurse's office finally came out, sniffling with a bandage around his hand. "Just don't look at him Armitage," the poor boy reminded himself, shuttering walking past this boy. The boy next to you had an ugly grin on his face. You gasped, connecting the dots. "You didn't-" "Ben Solo, the Headmaster will see you now." the secretary said, emerging from her office. "I go by Kylo now! Kylo Ren! You should have fixed that in your damn systems by now." he yelled at the secretary, kicking the side of her desk with his converse toe. "I don't get payed enough to care. The Headmaster will see you now, Kylo." she scoffed.

You watched him with wide eyes. He noticed that, and smirked at you. "What can I say? He deserved it." Kylo said shrugging, and walking smugly towards the Headmaster's office. Before entering the Headmaster’s door, he turned around to look at you once more. He winked, then the door shut behind him. A shutter went down your spine.

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[chasingpj]

𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

pairing: leo valdez x gn reader

summary: five ways he says i love you through his actions

warnings: implied nudity and s*x, discusses food and eating and nothing else, i think. oh, and maybe some typos

category: headcanons

love letters/notes

leo is a busy boy

he's always picking up new projects so he can spend all day in his workshop or the forges with his siblings

when you guys live together, he leaves small notes on the refrigerator for you

they're always short, saying simple things like "i love you" and "i miss you already"

for the love letters, he'll leave them in random places for you to find

if you're a big reader, i can see him hiding it between the pages of your book

one day, you pick up your book to read, and the note falls on your lap

it's a love letter written on a piece of blueprint paper; there’s a little bit of oil smudged on the side of it

he got distracted while he was working on something because you were the only thing he could think about

his love letters never fail to make your heart flutter

sometimes they make you cry

he's quite sentimental

leo always tells you he does better writing down his feelings than he is saying it out loud because he can organize his thoughts better

you know that leo has a hard time with that because of how he grew up

when you guys have an argument, which isn't very often, he writes his feelings down on paper

he's always quick to apologize if he did something wrong, and the notes help him form the apology that you deserve, and you're quick to forgive him

once, you were super angry after an argument, so you locked yourself in your shared bedroom

you needed to calm yourself down

the both of you much too angry and stubborn to make a compromise

as your recollecting yourself, 40 minutes in, a folded piece of paper slips from under the door

the letter has teardrop stains, and the ink is slightly smudged

on the paper, it's all his thoughts written out in the best way he can explain them

after reading what he wrote, you quickly deemed that whatever you were fighting about was silly, and you guys made up

you love his spontaneous notes so much that you do them back

you guys have a game of who can find the most creative hiding spot for your notes

one time you found one tapped to the inside of the toilet cover

you found it hilarious

you throw folded post-its with messages in his tool belt

he finds them during the day while he's working on something

after you joined in on the fun, he scatters notes in random places, and every few days, you find a new message hidden somewhere randomly

they're just so sweet; there’s never a time where they don't make you smile

gifts

this is a given

it's not a leo headcanon if gift-giving isn't included

he would make you things like roses from scrap metal to literal furniture

if you have a lot of jewelry, he will make you a cute jewelry box

if you're a big book reader, he'll make you bookcases to support your book collection

he's always giving you little trinkets that he made with leftover materials from projects

he loves making things for you and gets upset when you decide to buy something from ikea instead of asking him

"babe, why would you buy that? I could have just made it for you!"

when he's on his way from returning on his quest, sometimes he'll find something that reminds him of you in a store, and he'll buy it

when he has the money for it, he'd buy you a star :(

says that he spent even more money to buy an extra bright star

because "you're the sun in my universe"

brb gonna cry

also, he'd gift you a bond bracelet

you know, those bracelets where every time you tap on it, it makes the other person's bracelet vibrate

the both of you get anxious when one of you goes on quests, so the bracelets bring the other person who's at home comfort

because when you tap back, at least he knows you're alive and vice versa

one of the best gifts you've ever received from him was your engagement ring

he made it himself

he took so much care and effort into making it

imagine leo forging your wedding ring himself??? i'm in spain with no s

he was so nervous that you wouldn't like the style, so he had piper casually bring it up to you

piper was so nonchalant about it that you didn't even think twice about the question

the ring has the prettiest gemstone or diamond (whatever you prefer)

you cried so hard when he told you he made it himself that you couldn't even say yes to his proposal clearly

he makes both of your wedding bands too

he carves a saying that's dear to the both of you on the inside

this is nothing to do with anything but imagine when you guys have kids, he makes animals out of pipe cleaners for them i'm gonna cry, brb pt 2

overall, whether he makes the present himself or not, he puts a lot of effort and care into it

every gift has a meaning and a place dear to your heart

cooking for you

leo is canoningly a good cook

he loves cooking for you

and you love eating what he makes

he's usually busy on the weekdays, so he cooks on the weekends

you guys always joke that he'd be the cutest househusband

you got him an apron for Christmas as a joke gift one year, and he wears it all the time

there's something so charming about him wearing an apron with a funny saying like "Mr. Good Lookin is Cookin" or with like a ripped out shirtless guy in front of it

you giggle every time you see him wearing it

oh, no matter how many times you've seen it, it's still so bizarre when he takes out hot trays from the oven with his BARE hands

everything he makes tastes amazing

he makes all kinds of food and is always trying something new

if you tell him what you’re craving, he’ll cook it for you

once he woke you up to ask if you wanted ribs… it was 3 am but like, of course, you wanted some

unless you're vegetarian or vegan, sorry, HAHA

often though, he does make Mexican food

it reminds him of when his mom was alive

he always has some story to share

every time he makes caldo de pollo (chicken soup), he always talks about how his mother would make it in the summer and that when he was little, he would always complain about eating hot soup in hot weather

you know he doesn't notice his constant telling of this story, but you don't mind

it's so bittersweet when he talks about his mom

through the cooking of his traditional food, you feel closer to him and his late mother

the memories he shares with you makes your eyes sting with tears

especially when leo says how much he wishes that esperanza could have met you

sorry, that was a little emo

also, leo usually wakes up earlier than you

he knows you're a sleepyhead, so he'll cook breakfast for you

so that when you're running around in the morning trying to get dressed and your things together

you never leave the house hungry because there's always a tupperware filled with breakfast, and if he has enough time, he'll fix you something to take for lunch too

if you come home late from work or school, he'll make dinner even if he's tired to surprise you

so many times you've come home from a shitty day at work or school, and the small table where you guys eat your meals is all set up with your favorite food

leo greets you by peeking his head into the hallway from the kitchen, tossed curls, cheerful brown eyes, and a bright grin

"I hope you're hungry," he says, despite knowing that you are hungry

and then you guys talk and laugh together over a delicious meal

compliments

leo's really observant

he notices when you’re in a bad mood, even if you try not to show it

he also notices when you change little things about your appearance

if you get a haircut or you get your nails done, he'll comment on it right away

especially outfits

if you buy something new, he'll complement it

imagine standing in front of the mirror, looking at yourself in your new outfit

leo comes behind you, his hands coming around your waist

he'll pepper kisses on your neck, a soft hum leaving his lips as he meets your eyes in the mirror

"is this new, mi amor?" he asks, hands running up your sides

once you affirm that it is a new dress or shirt, he'll smile and tell you how beautiful you look in it

maybe says he'd rather see it off of you wink wink

there's never a day where he doesn't compliment you

he thinks you're the prettiest person in the world

you've caught him staring at you lovingly plenty of times

he's just asking himself how did he manage to get someone as beautiful and amazing as you

you always squirm under his gaze and playfully ask what is he looking at

"you're so pretty, mi amor. I can't help it."

AHHH!!!!

alongside the endearment of mi amor, he'd always call you bonita and hermosa

you're so sweet to him, and he can't help but tell you how much you mean to him every chance he gets

surprises

leo is an acts of service kind of guy

i think he'll spontaneously do things to make you happy

if you've been busy studying for finals or just beat up from a day at work

he'll draw you a bath

or he'll cut up some fruit for you and leave it at your desk

he randomly buys you flowers

he never needs an occasion to buy your flowers

it'll be a regular tuesday, leo just happened to walk past a store with flowers displayed in the front, and he thought about how bright your smile would be if he showed up with a bouquet

I feel like he's pretty introverted, enjoys being at home with you

the both of you are pretty broke for a while, so a lot of dates were at home

leo made the most of it

you guys will have nice dinners at home

he'll set the table nicely, set the mood with candles

he'll redecorate the space so well you feel like you're at an actual restaurant

and of course, his food is amazing

breakfast in bed is another thing he'd do for you unsolicited

especially if you guys had a looong night wink wink

you're woken up by his still groggy voice, fluttering kisses on your cheeks

you open your eyes to see he's set a tray with your favorite breakfast on top of the bed

the two of you will eat breakfast together, which usually leads to you staying in bed for the rest of the day

just enjoying the warm cocoon your sheets create around the both of you

overall, he's super observant and caring, and he goes the extra mile to make sure you're happy because he knows you do the same

anyways, does anyone know where I can get a leo?

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[applepi-1]

They overhear someone say something bad about them to you

mha x haikyuu

Bakugou x y/n

Bokuto x y/n

Akaashi x y/n

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You were standing by a door waiting for Bakugou, you decided to occupy yourself by playing a game on your phone. "Y/n?" You hummed as someone called your name, it didn't sound like anyone you knew, so you didn't lift your head. "Whatcha playing?"

"Piano tiles." You turned your phone off and looked at the stranger, seeing it was a guy from your class.

"Oh, what are you doing today?"

"Oh... uh, probably hang out in Bakugou's dorm, and draw." You shrug a shoulder and placed your phone in your -Bakugou's- jacket pocket.

"Why are you still with him, if you don't mind me asking..."

"I do mind, actually."

"I mean all he does is yell and call you dumbass."

"I'm sorry, are you with us 24/7?" The boy stayed silent, proving your point, "Exactly." He looked at you as you looked back at the door watching it open.

"Teddy bear!" You smiled as he yelled at you, which would confuse a lot of people. But not you.

"Hey, you ready?"

"YEAH!" He grabbed your hand and began to walk away, dragging you with him. Once you reached his house, you changed into one of his shirts and a pair of shorts you left. Bakugou walked over to you and wrapped his arms around your waist. "Look beautiful in my shirt." You smiled as he nuzzled his head into your neck.

"Hm." You kissed his cheek before hugging him back.

"Why are you still with me...?" you sighed, and grabbed his face making him look at you.

"Is this about what that asshole said?"

"Maybe..." You're the only one who's seen Bakugou like this.

"Your eyes."

"Huh?"

"It was your eyes. When I first met you, I saw the pain and the hard work you went through to get here today. I saw the real you. Eyes tell the story of where ones been and where ones going. I saw someone who was dedicated to his dream, remembering why he's here in the first place. I saw someone who wanted to open up to someone, but was scared of being judged." Bakugou's heart melted at your words. "But I am the last person to judge you, Baku-babe. I love you, and I can care less if you call me a dumbass. Or yell. Because I know you still love me." Bakugou smiled at your and kissed you softly.

"I love you."

"The brightest eyes have cried the most tears, and I will never let you cry another tear, my love."

--

You sighed against your desk, letting your head rest against it. Today you felt drained, and tired. Bokuto knew that so he made it his goal to make you feel better. He stopped at your class door seeing your head on your desk, he sighed and was about to walk in till he heard some girls talk to you. "You okay, Y/n?"

"Hm? Yeah, just tired."

"Yeah, you've been going to your boyfriend's practice?"

"Yeah, it's supposed to be a practice match with Karasuno."

"Isn't that the team where Bakuto goes into Emo mode?" You furred your brows as they laughed.

"Yeah... I guess..."

"Does that ever get annoying?"

"No, why would it?"

"He's like a child. One minute he's smiling the next he's moping."

"And why does he smile so much? I mean he's also very-"

"Excuse me?" The girls shut up as you spoke. "Bakuto is no child, trust me. And Emo mode is not just one emotion, it's every emotion, it can be when he's happy, or sad, mad, anything. Even sexual." You smirked standing up throwing your bag over your shoulder, the girl's eyes grew. "He smiles because he knows he's not letting anyone down, and trust me, he doesn't. Even if he goes into Emo Mode, sad mode. It's because he thinks he's letting them down. But Akaashi is on the court, reminding him he's not. I'm in the stands reminding him, he's not. Now if you excuse me, I have a boyfriend to cheer on." You went to walk to the door stopping when you see black and white hair, sighing you walked over to him slipping your hand into his. He jumped looking down at you.

"Oh, hey baby owl." You smiled at the nickname before kissing his cheek.

"Don't let what they said to go to the heart. I love your smile. The prettiest smiles hide the most secrets. But I know all your secrets and I love your pretty smile no less."

--

You were walking into the gym when you felt arms wrap around you. You laughed at your touchy boyfriend, pulling away to see him. "Hey, Aka."

"Hey, baby. How was your day?" You shrugged your shoulders as kids from your school and his gathered into the gym, giving you both jealousy glares. You rolled your eyes at them before kissing your boyfriend quickly.

"It was okay, I was missing you all day though." Going to a different school meant distance.

"Oi, get your hands off our manager!" You looked at Noya and sighed.

"Noya, he's my boyfriend, he can touch me all he wants." To be honest, that came out wrong, Tsukishima and Tanaka smirked at you two as Asahi bent down to your level.

"Would you like a bible? Or some holy water?"

"Asahi, I hate to break it to you buddy, you're the only holy one here." He sighed at you patted his head.

"I want head pats." Bokuto looked at his friend then at you.

"He's always so soft when it comes to you, Y/n." You laughed running your fingers through his hair.

"Hm, I like it."

"Okay! You guys... Y/n, remove the boyfriend." You looked at Couch Ukai and laughed.

"Babes, you have to let me go." He sighed before kissing you softly.

"Fine, see you after?"

"Hm," You leaned your head down, lowering your voice so only he could hear. "I'll be secretly cheering you on." He smiled to himself before kissing you once more. You looked at the team who were giving you looks, you sighed placing your hands on your hips. "It was something holy and sweet, trust me Asahi." He looked at you closely.

"She's not lying, come on we need to stretch and stuff." You watched as they did that, sitting down beside Kiyoko. You snuck a glance at your boyfriend who was also stretching, you heard girls wolf whistle at your man as he bent over.

"Quit staring at your man's ass." You blushed and looked at Kiyoko.

"Can't help it. He has a nice ass." Akaashi looked at you as if he knew you were talking about him, you winked at him making him send one back.

He wishes he can hold you, but he knows he needs to win for that to happen. "Akaashi, your girls checking you out." That's when he looked at you and saw you staring, he winked back at you, smiling to himself. "You are so lucky."

"I know."

Once the match started you cheered on your team, but secretly cheered for your boyfriend.

"Akaashi can't stop looking at his girlfriend."

"Can you blame him, she's hot."

"Yeah, Akaashi is hot too, tho." You tried to block out the voices you heard focusing on the game, but you saw how your boyfriend's jaw clenched, can he hear them too? "How can she get a guy like him?"

"Right, he's clingy, the other day I saw Bokuto pry Akaashi off her. I mean dude, I don't blame ya, but damn." You rolled your eyes at the comment.

"More like, she has him hooked. Poor guy fell for someone so ugly." They were talking about you two in two different ways, the boys were talking about how hot you are and the girl was talking about how hot your boyfriend is. You looked at Akaashi, seeing him frown a little, so he can hear them. Your boyfriend really is a big softy, he's also very insecure. You love it when he clings on to you, and he does it because all his exes cheated on him because he'd either not give them attention, or because he gave too much attention. To you, he gave just enough, never too much. You can be studying, and he'd make you stand before setting you down on his lap so he can hold you while you study. Or sometimes he's just dragged you away from everyone so he can hold you. Moments like those made you happy knowing he just wanted to hold you out of nowhere. You love him for that. Once the game was over you made your way to your winner boyfriend and smiled.

"You played so well, baby." You kissed his head, but he wouldn't even wrap his arms around you, that was the confirmation you needed before you lifted his head kissing him. He grabbed your waist hesitantly and kissed you back. You could hear some cheering and some scoffing, but you didn't care. You pulled away and whispered against his lips, "You can never be too clingy to me, baby. I love you no matter what." He looked you in the eye, seeing how serious you were, making him sigh and wrap his arms around you, holding you tightly. "The kindest hearts, have felt the most pain. But baby, with me, your heart never has to fear being in pain again. I love your kind heart the way it is. Nobody or nothing can change my mind. You're stuck with me."

[cartoonist-ks]

The Only One I Live For... (Prologue)

About: You're playing as a girl, who's lived a pretty sad life. Your parents had passed away and you used to live with your aunt and uncle who have always made your life a living hell. Now, living alone, you've always been this emotionless husk. Until you met someone, who wasn't entirely human; but there was still something about him that you couldn't help but grow strongly attached to. And you're willing to keep him all to yourself. Even if it means hurting others. Even... if it means killing others.

Ratings: PG-13

Pairings: Leonardo x Yandere! Reader

Warnings: Mentions of Abuse and Bullying.

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For a long time...I've suppressed my emotions. I've prevented myself from feeling anything...because all I've ever felt was...

sadness...pain...suffering...

I never knew my parents. They passed away when I was just two years old, so for as long as I can remember, I've lived with my aunt and uncle. They were never good to me. They've always treated me like I was a burden to them. They would tell me how worthless I am. How I'm not loved. How the only reason my parents died was to get away from me. And I believed them; every word of it. Their abuse would turn physical whenever I would fall out of line. Speaking when not told to speak results in the hand. Coming home past curfew results in the shoe. Not finishing my chores results in the belt. And low grades mean the whip. The whip means no food for the day. I'd be lucky if I ever received water.

I wasn't allowed to make friends, so at school, I was always alone. No one to talk to. No one who cared. I was always forced to lie about the bruises on my arms and face to my teachers. I was always very quiet and sad. The other kids would ask me what was wrong, but I would ignore them. I was never allowed to talk to anybody for fear of getting punished harshly. I wished I didn't have to live this way. I was tired of all the pain and suffering. I was tired of feeling sad all the time.

So, when I got into high school, I trained myself to feel nothing. If I couldn't feel happy or joy, then I would feel nothing at all. It wasn't easy. But eventually, I grew used to it. I lost all care in the world. In people. In life. Others thought I was weird. Some even bullied me just to get a reaction. But they would get nothing at the end of the day. I didn't care for their torment. I've dealt with worse. I would wear a lot of dark clothing, so others would think I was emo and make up rumors about me. That caused people to stay away from me because they were too afraid of what I might do. Someone once told me, "it wouldn't be a surprise if you ended killing someone one day." That line stuck with me, all the way into adulthood.

Even though I no longer lived with my aunt and uncle I still refused to let myself feel. I didn't want to suffer anymore. I couldn't bear it. Though, I would put on a fake smile for my job. Greet people with a happy demeanor. Interact with co. workers. And act like I was doing well all the time when in reality, I wasn't. It's not as bad as it may sound. I'm aware that I'm broken inside, but I don't care. It's become normal for me. At least, until I meant...

...him...

It was one night when I was walking home from work, a bunch of guys in masks were about to rob me. But then, someone saved me. His name was Leonardo. He wasn't exactly what you would call a knight in shining armor, but he was MY knight in shining armor. When I first saw him, for the first time in a long time, I actually felt something.

...shock...

I wasn't expecting my knight to be a giant turtle, but despite that, there was something about him I couldn't help but feel intrigued about. I wanted to see him again. And so, I did. And the night after that, and the night after that, and the night after that. Each night, I would learn more about him and get to know him better. It wasn't long until we became good friends. For the first time in my life I actually felt...

...happy...

To be in his company. To be near him. He made me promise to never tell anyone about his existence because it would bring danger to him and his family. So, I never told anyone about him. I didn't want to lose the only friend I had in this world. Eventually, once it trusted me enough, he took me to go meet his family. He lived in a sewer with his three brothers, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, and his father/sensai, Master Splinter. He also had two human friends, April O'Neil and Casey Jones who I grew close with too. For the first time, I didnt feel alone anymore. I finally had friends who I could talk to. People who cared about me. I was grateful for everything they've given me. But the one person I was grateful for the most was Leo. I couldn't bear being away from him for too long, so I would visit the lair very frequently just to see him again. He's the only one that can fix me.

He's the only one I live for...

[visibly-underperforming]

nohic as things i've tweeted

mikey: bad decision on my part

gee: just watched a dude drop his phone right into the starbucks trashcan. never related more to a straight person

lindsey: full offense but have you ever met a woman. like. ever. bc you don't know shit about them

raya: don't accuse me of stereotyping my brother is straight i totally have straight-dar

frank: and frank. all the emo trans guys are called frank

dallon: i'm literally thiccer than most white girls who tag their photos with "thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"

brendon: i can vague about myself don't tell me what to do

spencer: #nationalcomingoutday i'm coming out as a heterophobe. fuck straight people

pete: i have over 10000 tweets and thats terrifying. why doesn't anyone tell me to shut the fuck up

andy: if mike pence lives in aspen he can afford to get over gay people the fuck.

joe: go vote in the morning and dismantle capitalism in the afternoon. you've got 24 hours. use em wisely

patrick: bruh i'm white as a potato and i'm not trying to make myself cool

mr. armstrong: kids these days and their snapchat, facebuzz,,

jon: all you need to know about me is that i'm a bisexual mess and i cried the first time i made a cat in the sims

laura: if u ever feel bad know that an airline lady just asked me if i was over the age of 15. i'm twenty-one.

ryan: fuck my dad i can be gay and have a GREAT TIME

gabe: i wanted a pair of neon green skinny jeans when i was 14 and i'd still get them now if i could find them

willow: i'm not a straight person i just play one on tv

travie: i'm not a verb i'm a person who happens to also be transgender

sarah: every time i have to interact with cis high school boys i remember why i thought i was a lesbian in high school

ashley: don't forget to contour your dick

josh: "its vesperteeb you fucks"

tyler: sometimes i shitpost and sometimes i get pissed but mostly i just get gay

melanie: i'll emotionally destroy you from the afterlife

[moods-mercurial]

nohic as things i've tweeted

mikey: bad decision on my part

gee: just watched a dude drop his phone right into the starbucks trashcan. never related more to a straight person

lindsey: full offense but have you ever met a woman. like. ever. bc you don't know shit about them

raya: don't accuse me of stereotyping my brother is straight i totally have straight-dar

frank: and frank. all the emo trans guys are called frank

dallon: i'm literally thiccer than most white girls who tag their photos with "thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"

brendon: i can vague about myself don't tell me what to do

spencer: #nationalcomingoutday i'm coming out as a heterophobe. fuck straight people

pete: i have over 10000 tweets and thats terrifying. why doesn't anyone tell me to shut the fuck up

andy: if mike pence lives in aspen he can afford to get over gay people the fuck.

joe: go vote in the morning and dismantle capitalism in the afternoon. you've got 24 hours. use em wisely

patrick: bruh i'm white as a potato and i'm not trying to make myself cool

mr. armstrong: kids these days and their snapchat, facebuzz,,

jon: all you need to know about me is that i'm a bisexual mess and i cried the first time i made a cat in the sims

laura: if u ever feel bad know that an airline lady just asked me if i was over the age of 15. i'm twenty-one.

ryan: fuck my dad i can be gay and have a GREAT TIME

gabe: i wanted a pair of neon green skinny jeans when i was 14 and i'd still get them now if i could find them

willow: i'm not a straight person i just play one on tv

travie: i'm not a verb i'm a person who happens to also be transgender

sarah: every time i have to interact with cis high school boys i remember why i thought i was a lesbian in high school

ashley: don't forget to contour your dick

josh: "its vesperteeb you fucks"

tyler: sometimes i shitpost and sometimes i get pissed but mostly i just get gay

melanie: i'll emotionally destroy you from the afterlife

[the-queen-of-this-place]

nohic as things i've tweeted

mikey: bad decision on my part

gee: just watched a dude drop his phone right into the starbucks trashcan. never related more to a straight person

lindsey: full offense but have you ever met a woman. like. ever. bc you don't know shit about them

raya: don't accuse me of stereotyping my brother is straight i totally have straight-dar

frank: and frank. all the emo trans guys are called frank

dallon: i'm literally thiccer than most white girls who tag their photos with "thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"

brendon: i can vague about myself don't tell me what to do

spencer: #nationalcomingoutday i'm coming out as a heterophobe. fuck straight people

pete: i have over 10000 tweets and thats terrifying. why doesn't anyone tell me to shut the fuck up

andy: if mike pence lives in aspen he can afford to get over gay people the fuck.

joe: go vote in the morning and dismantle capitalism in the afternoon. you've got 24 hours. use em wisely

patrick: bruh i'm white as a potato and i'm not trying to make myself cool

mr. armstrong: kids these days and their snapchat, facebuzz,,

jon: all you need to know about me is that i'm a bisexual mess and i cried the first time i made a cat in the sims

laura: if u ever feel bad know that an airline lady just asked me if i was over the age of 15. i'm twenty-one.

ryan: fuck my dad i can be gay and have a GREAT TIME

gabe: i wanted a pair of neon green skinny jeans when i was 14 and i'd still get them now if i could find them

willow: i'm not a straight person i just play one on tv

travie: i'm not a verb i'm a person who happens to also be transgender

sarah: every time i have to interact with cis high school boys i remember why i thought i was a lesbian in high school

ashley: don't forget to contour your dick

josh: "its vesperteeb you fucks"

tyler: sometimes i shitpost and sometimes i get pissed but mostly i just get gay

melanie: i'll emotionally destroy you from the afterlife

[broken-christmas-lights]

nohic as things i've tweeted

mikey: bad decision on my part

gee: just watched a dude drop his phone right into the starbucks trashcan. never related more to a straight person

lindsey: full offense but have you ever met a woman. like. ever. bc you don't know shit about them

raya: don't accuse me of stereotyping my brother is straight i totally have straight-dar

frank: and frank. all the emo trans guys are called frank

dallon: i'm literally thiccer than most white girls who tag their photos with "thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"

brendon: i can vague about myself don't tell me what to do

spencer: #nationalcomingoutday i'm coming out as a heterophobe. fuck straight people

pete: i have over 10000 tweets and thats terrifying. why doesn't anyone tell me to shut the fuck up

andy: if mike pence lives in aspen he can afford to get over gay people the fuck.

joe: go vote in the morning and dismantle capitalism in the afternoon. you've got 24 hours. use em wisely

patrick: bruh i'm white as a potato and i'm not trying to make myself cool

mr. armstrong: kids these days and their snapchat, facebuzz,,

jon: all you need to know about me is that i'm a bisexual mess and i cried the first time i made a cat in the sims

laura: if u ever feel bad know that an airline lady just asked me if i was over the age of 15. i'm twenty-one.

ryan: fuck my dad i can be gay and have a GREAT TIME

gabe: i wanted a pair of neon green skinny jeans when i was 14 and i'd still get them now if i could find them

willow: i'm not a straight person i just play one on tv

travie: i'm not a verb i'm a person who happens to also be transgender

sarah: every time i have to interact with cis high school boys i remember why i thought i was a lesbian in high school

ashley: don't forget to contour your dick

josh: "its vesperteeb you fucks"

tyler: sometimes i shitpost and sometimes i get pissed but mostly i just get gay

melanie: i'll emotionally destroy you from the afterlife