#you get Ned Fulmer and Eugene Lee Yang with the alpha male gene

[whereisthebigstabbyman]

this post in photo form:

People always put Adam into the “ugly white men that people thirst for” category. For me, this isn’t even about him anymore. It’s about how much grip he has on me. I said I don’t want kids. One day I saw a post of Adam Sackler holding a baby. A 3 second gif fucking rewrote my programme. Sure I still don’t want kids. But the idea that he could just trick me into thinking “I’m willing to have your children” even for a few seconds, it’s pretty horrifying. He’s a Greek God marble statue came to life

Listen…

I get this, I understand this, and this is his brand.

He’s built like a MAN. When he’s bulked out, it’s like the testosterone and his pheromones are so fucking strong they shroud him in a supernatural aura of primal get fucked upness. 

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

He looks like he could build the homestead, protect it, and hunt with his bare hands. He’s so thick and tall that it triggers that primal holy shit my uterus deal and also the “Yes I do the cooking, yes I do the cleaning….” thing. 

The thing is, he is attractive. He’s so outside the norm of the cookie cutter Hollywood type that has been shoved down our throats for so long that people are thrown by it.

He’s just a wall of man and there is no way to truly explain or sum it up in any known language.