#you even made orikan kinda meta

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A definitive ranking of all the janky old resin necron named character models:

All these guys need an update, but some have fared better in the resin molds of Nottingham than others. These rankings are solely my opinions and they are also objectively correct.

Without further ado:

#6 Obyron

He looks like an annoyed linebacker. He barely fits on his base. Why would you ever hold a warscythe like that? Why are the front tassels in motion when his is standing still? How could GW do this to our beloved vargard? Poor marks all around.

#5 Trazyn

Lore accurate hunched gremlin vibes, but where is the sex appeal? Where are his slutty, slutty legs? Not convinced. Plz update with more hot girl energy

#4 Anrakyr

Pose is kinda dull, but the skirt helps it. Appreciate that he has hips that do not lie. Good for him going blue instead of green. He is truly not like the other girls. Solid marks, but I want more

#3 Imotekh

At least they tried with the pose. Some movement, some dynamic feeling. Pretty sure if he turns his head wrong the crown will get stuck on the pauldron. Could use more claw. I appreciate that they made him buff even though Necrons literally don't have muscle. He is not a snack, he is a meal

#2 Orikan

Such a weird little guy. He's mostly supported by his tail. I feel like he is hissing at me. This is all completely accurate, now lean into the vibes. Give me even more. Have fun with it

#1 Zahndrekh

Dabbing before (and after) dabbing was cool. Cape is on point. Love the orb right at the sacral chakra. I encourage both official GW releases and fanfic writers to work with this. He is having a good time and so am I. Just don't fall off the edge