#you dont understand fern as a character makes me so emotional

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you're gonna be ok, kid

don't tag as ship

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Gonna do a lil relationship meme about @eldritchcupcake ‘cause I don’t want to start my day yet

1) What's their name? Damien/Dee/Rotten

3) Do you get along with this person all the time? Of course. We might not always agree on everything but we never fight 4) How old is the person? 24 5) Have they ever cooked for you? Oh yes, when they have the spoons (thats not a cooking pun feck off). They make some fantastic food including orgasmic baked mac & cheese 6) Is this person the same age as you? Older than me by a year and one month. Timed just in time for them to be in ‘92 and me in ‘94 7) Have you ever kissed this person? I smooch them all over the second an opportunity arises 8.) Have you ever laughed for longer than 2 minutes? Of course 10) Are you really close to them? I should hope so, given our 4 year anniv. is next month lmao 11) Nicknames? Bee/Honeybee, Darlin’, Bae/Babe/Beeb/BB, Honey, all that jazz 12) Do they have a nickname for you? Bean (cutest nickname ever), all that jazz mentioned above 13) Have you and this person been outside the country? ...UM... actually I don’t think we have. Anywhere we’ve traveled together has been in the province 14) Do you think they will repost this? If they have time, probably, I know they’re just as much a slut as I am for these dumb little surveys  15) Could you live with this person? Lived together about 3 years with no issue, so I daresay yes <: 16) Why did you pick this person? I wanna say that I didn’t exactly pick them. I did, for sure, after I knew they liked me too, but that’s not really how it went at first. When we finally met for real (rather than being pseudo-acquaintances in high school), and I was so nervous to meet them, and they were kind and gentle with me, I felt the butterflies and was like “ohhh shit. I really really like this person.” And from there I just wanted to be near them all the time, because they were and are just such a meaningful presence. I couldn’t stop thinking of how nice it would be if I could just once tell them how beautiful and radiant they are. And then one night (after pausing Fern Gully lmao) our first kiss just kind of happened, like the tension building up to it just broke. At first I thought I couldn’t be with them for a number of reasons all having to do with me and my upbringing in the church, so the few days after that first kiss were riddled with some of the most unbearable heartbreak I’d ever felt. And then finally, I did pick them, because I knew that even though I was scared, I had to, if you’ll forgive the cliche, follow my heart. And so they walked over to my house in their reindeer pjs and leather jacket and we kissed again, only that night I went to bed smiling and curling my toes, rather than mourning a chance I thought I was too chicken to take. And that remains the best chance I ever took, because it led to the best thing in my life. /endsappystory 17) How long have you known this person? Known OF this person... jeez, 9 years? Facebook friends for like 7? Actually been friends with them, more like 4.5 years-ish 18) What's your favourite thing to do with this person? Binge-watching shows and movies together while picking apart the construction of them (writing, character design, plot devices), snuggling up naked under the blankets to cuddle-snooze, taking fancy baths together, just lying around and lazily smooching and touching, experiencing new things together. And of course, playing videogames together (whether its both of us playing or one playing and the other making sassy remarks).  19) Can you name one favorite memory with this person? I have so many. I always mention the Bro Strider date here, but it was just so good (they asked me out in cosplay so that they could ask me out without /actually/ asking me out it was amaze). Marching in the pride parade together (minus the grueling walk back up and blistering sunburn after). Playing through Silent Hill 3 together. Staying up until like 2 AM baking Christmas cookies. Flying up to their hometown with them for the holidays. Dancing together at Caravan Palace and Excision. But tbh my real favorite moments are the ones where we’re doing basically nothing together, and we can just be at peace. 20) Have you ever joint bought something? We go in on most major purchases together, there are too many to count 21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person? At this point it would actually be physically impossible for me to live apart from them. Even spending one night away, I don’t feel whole. 22) Have you ever written a song with this person? Apart from dumb little affectionate jingles we chat at each other, nope 23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person? We’re pretty safe people, we don’t tend to do anything illegal unless its pirating movies 24) How many piercings does this person have? Sssseven right now if you count them individually, three that have been taken out/healed 25) Would you date this person's siblings? Lmao no? What kind of question is this? Though admittedly when I was very small in high school their brother’s awful scene hair fascinated my tiny awful tastes, lol. He’s more of a brother to me now than my actual brother though. 26) Have you ever made something with this person? Hell yeah, we bake together sometimes, and we’ve come up with stories/characters together. We also keep talking about doing an art collab when we’re not fuckin busy all the time 27) Have you ever cried with this person? Many times 28) Have you and this person ever got into a fight? Fights, no. We aren’t always butterflies and sunshine, but if either of us has a problem with what the other is doing, we talk about it respectfully. There are tears sometimes just ‘cause emotions are heavy things, but we always come out better for each other after talking it out 29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person? Nope. I’m not too keen on getting pond scum in my vagina 30) Write something only they will understand. “Booty go WHAT??” “Princess Kitty, with ribbons in her whiskers, and sparkles in her tail.” “Dooo you hear the beeple sing, singing the song of angry bees” “Do ye find me sexeh” “Well we’re about to get even colder... because I have some bad news for you. We have to swim to shoOOAHAHHWHH -splutters-” “Ah, I’m ovulating” “-hands bath bomb- Do the Rock Dance!” &many many more inside jokes... 31) What's something special you share? Too vague. Our whole relationship is special lmao.  32) What's the nicest thing they've ever given you? If we’re talking physical objects, any time they’ve made me breakfast in bed. Also a quartz necklace because they knew I was in an art block. Also the moonstone ring they gave me at New Years.  33) Have you ever worn this person's clothes? We share clothes pretty frequently 34) What's this person's favorite food? Me  Sushi, almond things, fish n chips, most things with butternut squash, high quality rare steak 35) If it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person? Pretty sure the concept of Freaky Friday is you dont have a choice in the matter. First things we’d do is lie on the floor moaning, as I wouldnt be used to their chronic pain and they wouldnt be used to my giant knockers 36) Have you ever heard this person sing? All the time, they have such a beautiful voice 37) Do you and this person frequently get drunk? Nah, even when we did get drunk together it wasn’t that frequently. We’re both too old for that shit now lol 38) Have you ever stolen anything from this person? Their HEART 39) Have you ever gone dancing with this person? Yup, me badly 40) If this person were a colour, what would they be? Deep violet or seafoam 41) Whens the next time you will see this person? In a few hours when they come home from school 42) Does this person have brothers and/or sisters? One brother, one step sister 43) If you could spend a day anywhere in the world with this person, where would you go? Jeez. Too many places. Stockholm. Japan. The Danish fjords. Hawaii. Italy. I wanna go everywhere with this nerd. 44) What are you looking forward to doing with this person? Going to see Game Grumps live with them next month! 45) What makes this person feel happy? Peaceful spaces, going for walks, doggos, baths with me, being productive, Destiny, the Witcher, Pokemon, Steven Universe, fat frogs, bad puns, making me laugh/tickling me 46) Do you and this person talk a lot? We talk to each other more than we talk to anyone else 47) Can you describe this person in one word? Precious, as in invaluable. Their worth could never be stated because they just keep becoming more incomprehensibly lovely every day 48) If you were to make a film of this person's life, what would you call it? Nerd 49) Do you want to go out with this person?

Idk, maybe thats why we’re in a relationship

50) Do you want to be friends with them forever? Of course 51) What are your names? Bitch the fuck 52) What's your song? Love Like You - Rebecca Sugar 53) What is your movie? I don’t think we have one?  54) What is an accessory you both wear all the time? Our....piercings.. 55) How long have you been together? 3 years 11 months 56) What are your favorite animals? Doggos and kibbens 57) Okkkkk, What are your hobbies? I feel like I mentioned this in the ‘favorite things to do together’ section. Apart from that, drawing nerdy things, sometimes for each other 58) Do you own any pets together? Apart from the Corrupted Jasper doggo plush, no -weeps- But we spend a ridiculous amount of time planning our future pets 59) What's your favorite books? Lots of them. Idfk. I wouldnt call it our favorite but we both read Horns around the same time and loved it 60) Favorite bands? Dee really digs Madeon, Porter Robinson, and Halsey right now to name a few, I really dig most of Dee’s music tastes but I listen to Radical Face alone bc it spurs up Dee’s hyperempathy 61) Are you in love? -new yorker voice- Nahh I just write these sappy notes for my health here 62) Where was your first kiss? In their mom’s basement, on the Original Couch of Wonders (tm) 63) How you you hold hands? Entwined fingers or non? Almost always entwined, otherwise it feels like shaking hands 64) Anything unique about your relationship? We’re fucking furries and like to talk about how hot animated characters are 65) Can you guys sing? We sing together a fair bit, not too much though as I’m too self conscious to sing genuinely in front of other people 66) Dance? If you mean nerdy booty shaking to our favorite songs then yes