#you do NOT want to know

[h4unted-d4rling]

[ifourloveisdead]

**Super rare** promo poster for Fall Out Boy's Infinity on High, late 2006/early 2007! Thank you so much to my friend Andy for scanning this in for me!

[wonwoosthetic]

Just stopping by to let you guys know that I’m DEFINITELY adding something to Amour-Haine & Co. that involves these two pics bc I’m so not okay right now🙂

I see those motorcycle gloves sir jeon wonwoo…🥹 all im begging is for you to let me live

[justeliiijah]

for everyone not in the room of swords discord, kodya's jewish, confirmed by the authors!

don't, uh. don't ask how we found out

[brokenmusicboxwolfe]

Dear Life,

While I am not having fun, I am NOT bored. Please stop sending me new problems to “distract” me.

Thanks,

Stephanie

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[lazylittledragon]

some domestic shadowlachs <33

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!

[thestereotypebuster]

That's him, officer! That's the man who's been haunting my erotic dreams!

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[hinamie]

mentor

[canonkiller]

but you can't keep holding on like this.

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[brokenmusicboxwolfe]

Note to self: A second cup of coffee when you are already shaky from stress is a BAD idea! VERY BAD!

(I am about to vibrate into another dimension. Hey, wait, that might be good! Maybe I should have a third cup and see if I end up in a better world…..)

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.