#you could just do a fucking cartwheel in the middle of the theatre and itd have been more fun and timeworthy than this shit excuse of a movi

[silvervinters]

if you think about watching this movie, please do yourself a favour and just dont?

it was just so fucking boring, i wanted to kms around 3 times, checked the time to see how much longer do i need to suffer through it around 5 and had to fight really hard to not pull a donkey in a shrek 2 scene where he starts making sounds after asking how far away are they. it . was . that . bad . i wanted to scream, laugh, just comment on things, nevermind we were in the cinema, there was nothing there. because nothing fucking happened the entire movie. the was no point. there was nothing to cling to. i just wanted it to be over. and the musical part? god, all these songs were so fucking boring, and slow, and sounded basically the same, repeating the same lines over and over again.

there wasnt a movie that i so fucking wished id been able to just skip parts and watch everyrhing on at least 2x speed in a long fucking time.

i left so fucking underwhelmed and understimulated that i needed to actively rant about this shit for at least 30 minutes and then have a whole ass private musical session with my friend where wed just sing and dance and burst our energy before i was fucking able to just sit down and read some fanfiction on ao3, because before that i wasnt able to sit still for one minute

so yeah. boring. dont recommend. 2/10