#you can't just go around your condo and ask if a person DIED here

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

mum just being a disaster in love

[whitewolfmoving]

Boston Burning Part Two

Explosion

Summary: Over breakfast, Nika recounts the events of the fire for Chris; afterwards, he reminds her that she is anything but useless.

Warnings: description of fire emergency, description of fire-related injuries, description of being trapped in a burning building, slight angst, description of non-sexual nakedness

Word Count: 2218

A/N: Chapter two is here! I had so much fun writing this chapter and developing Chris and Nika's relationship. For the sake of this part of the series, Chris and Nika's dynamic is just as important as Sebastian and Nika's dynamic. Happy reading!

Waking up in Boston the next morning was a breath of fresh air for Nika. While she couldn't get her mind off of the fact that she was out of work until her body healed, she had accepted the fact that she was pretty much on a paid vacation. And Chris had upgraded from his small studio apartment in downtown Boston to a fully furnished three-bedroom condo close to the firehouse since her last visit, so at least she wasn't putting him out.

It'd been days since she last talked to her brother, and Nika was more than content to continue her stay in Boston without his hovering. They had always been close, but Sebastian could be a bit overbearing at times, which was the last thing she needed right now. She wouldn't feel guilty for not checking in with him — she was a big girl,  she didn't have anything to feel guilty for...

The scent of fresh waffles wafted through the air, finally pulling Nika out of bed. She stretched, grabbed her hearing aids from the nightstand next to her bed and shoved them in the pocket of her pajama pants. No use putting them in before she was ready, sounds of the early morning were a little too  overwhelming for her and Chris knew sign anyway.

"Hey, there she is! Morning, Honeybee," Chris exclaimed once Nika had made her way downstairs. He pointed to his ear when she sat at the island across from him, she shook her head. He gave her a knowing smile. "I wondered when breakfast would get you out of bed."

"Not just any breakfast… I only get out of bed this early for your waffles." Nika laughed, stealing a strip of crispy bacon from the platter.

"How are you feeling? Sleep okay?" Leave it to Chris to make sure she was as comfortable as possible with her arm in a sling and bandages inhibiting movement even if it weren't.

She shrugged. "Slept okay for the most part, your guest bed is really comfortable. My wrist is sore but manageable, my shoulder and chest hurt more than I care to say."

Chris frowned. Nika was always an unstoppable, immovable force to be reckoned with; for her to admit to being in pain, even a little bit, things had to be worse than she'd originally let on. He took the last waffle off of the iron and set it on the platter with the others, then nodded to the dining table. "Go sit. I'll bring juice and your meds. Let's eat, then we'll see about relieving some of the discomfort on your chest and shoulder, okay?"

Nika had to hand it to him, Chris's hovering was much different than Sebastian's. Her brother often forgot that she was a grown woman who could take care of herself, that she didn't need him constantly looking out for her every second of the day like he had when they were kids. But Chris opted for a more hands off approach to everything — unless she outright stated that she needed help, he let her do her own thing for the most part. Coming to Boston was definitely the right choice.

As they sat down at the table, Nika slipped both hearing aids in and turned them on, setting the volume lower than usual since it would just be her and Chris. She took a deep breath and sighed, adjusting first thing was always the worst part. Once the ringing in her ears died down to where it was bearable, she smiled up at him.

"Why do you always make waffles and bacon my first day here?" she asked, dragging a strip of bacon through the syrup on her plate and plopping it in her mouth.

"Why do you always defile my prize-winning bacon like that?" Chris countered, scrunching his nose up in mock disgust.

"Because you make that face right there," she said, giggling around a mouthful of warm waffles.

"Because you smile that smile right there," he replied sincerely.

They'd had that conversation a billion and one times before, and each time their answers were the same.

They sat in silence for a few moments before Chris waved to get her attention. The distant look in her eyes told him that she'd been somewhere else, and he could already guess where. He poured a glass of orange juice and handed it over to her along with the medication she needed to take that morning.

"Do you wanna tell me about it?"

"Would you believe me if I said I don't?"

"Nope. You forget I know you just as well as Seb does. So, come on, out with it."

Nika exhaled deeply. "Dispatch routed Squad, Truck, and Engine to a four-story house fire on Main. By the time we got there, you just knew we only had enough time to get everyone out before the flash. Mackie and Nova went to vent the back and clear downstairs, I went up to the top. The main floor was clear, the second floor had two. Mackie got them out and I kept going to the third floor, it was also clear. Finally reached the top floor and called out, the smoke is so thick by this point that I can't see not two feet in front of me."

"Why didn't you wait for Mack or Seb?" Chris asked. He could tell where the story was headed before Nika had even started speaking again; a burning desire to kick the ass of whoever had done this to her welled up in his veins, but he held it at bay so she could finish.

"Sebastian was off for the night. We had to clear the building before the ceiling came down, Chris. What else was I supposed to do?" She wished he wouldn't look at her like that. She swallowed past the lump in her throat and continued. "I cleared the front bedrooms, the nursery, the bathroom. I kept calling out but no one responded. I made it all the way down the hall, the heat was unbearable, the smoke was dark and bitter. I could see just enough, and I only had one more room to clear when Chief Jackson made the call to evacuate, saying it was gonna come down. You don't have to tell me twice, you know? Me and Bas have been in enough flashovers to know when to get the hell out of Dodge.

I turned to leave, head back the way I came when the door to my left burst open. A body landed on top of me out of nowhere. He just kept shouting at me, saying someone had to pay for ruining his plan and that it was my lucky day. I kept trying to get him off of me but he wouldn't budge, he just kept looking up at the burning ceiling and counting down. He grabbed my helmet, my mask… I couldn't breathe, I couldn't call for help."

Chris reached across the table and took Nika's hand in his, giving her an encouraging squeeze. There was so much he wanted to say, but the words wouldn't come.

"The only thing I remember before waking up in the hospital is the whole thing coming down on top of me. I blinked and the guy wasn't there anymore; it was just me, alone, under piles of burning debris. I could feel the flames eating through my gear, burning away my skin. And I couldn't do anything except lay there helpless. Just before I blacked out I heard Bas calling me."

"What did he say?"

"What he always says whenever I'm too far away, Întoarce-te la mine, Micuță. And then I woke up in the hospital with a broken wrist and second-degree burns on my shoulder and across half of my chest. If anything else happened between the house coming down and me waking up in the hospital, I don't know."

Chris's fingers opened and closed around Nika's. He didn't have the words to express the mix of emotions running through his body, all he knew was that he wanted to get his hands on the man from the fire and make sure he didn't get to walk away again. He blew out a long breath and looked across the table at her.

"You can stay here for as long as you need to," he offered.

Nika stood, awkwardly clearing the empty plates from the table with one hand. "Thanks. But I don't know how to do this. I'm a firefighter, I don't know how to just be a regular person. Right now, I'm completely useless."

Chris couldn't believe what he was hearing. The pain etched on her face and laced in her voice was unbearable. He wanted nothing more than to take it away, and give her back that sense of purpose she always found in her career, but how could he? Until she'd fully healed, there was nothing anyone could really do. He couldn't imagine the thoughts going through her head.

He took the plates from her hand and set them in the sink, then led her from the kitchen to the bathroom. He may not have been able to change what happened, but he could help her relax.

"What are you doing?" Exhaustion settled deep within Nika's bones. It'd been the first time she'd told anyone what all she remembered from the fire, and she couldn't help feeling like she had screwed up somehow. Why else would someone have been able to get the jump on her so easily? Why else would she have gone down without a fight?

Chris stepped up behind her, positioned her in front of the mirror, and gently pulled her hearing aids from her ears. When she protested, he held his hands up signaling her to wait.

"The woman standing in front of me is far from useless." He grabbed the hem of the t-shirt she'd worn to bed, gently lifted it over her head and carefully pulled it from her injured arm. The unsightly bandages stuck out on her chest like a sore thumb, and he watched as she wrinkled her nose at her reflection in the mirror.

He slowly pulled the bandages away, the skin underneath was raw and bruised. She stood before him half-naked, a look of annoyance clouding her amber eyes.

Chris gently washed over the back of her shoulder and across the right side of her chest with warm water, careful not to agitate the wound too much. Nika's skin was warm to the touch, he often said it was because she had fire in her veins. He looked at her in the mirror as he rinsed the soap from her chest. "She's strong, she's courageous, she's stubborn, she's wild, she's a total badass."

Nika snorted, rolling her eyes. The burn would leave behind scarring along her collarbone, breast, and shoulder blade. Nothing about her currently seemed anything like what Chris had described. "Don't be stupid, Evans."

"I'm serious." Chris used a clean piece of gauze to pat the area on her chest and shoulder dry before bandaging it up again. He moved her hair off to the side and kissed the top of her head. "I see the woman who survived a freak accident, I see my best friend. She may be a little broken, a little bruised, a little scarred. But you are anything but useless, Nik. And you'll get through this."

"Being a firefighter is all I am, it's all I have," she explained sadly. She put her hearing aids back in and followed Chris from the bathroom.

"Somehow I don't think that's right, Nik. That's not all you are."

"And how would you know? You've never done anything else a day in your life either, Chris! You live and breathe being a firefighter just as much as I do."

"Maybe. But you're also my best friend, you're Sebastian's annoying kid sister. And you're a great chef, for one. You have other things you like to do in your down time. It's not the end of the world."

"Those are hobbies. Firefighting is my life. Without it, I'm nothing."

"You're talking as if you've already been told not to go back."

"We both know Bas won't want me to go back. The call was too close."

Chris sighed and pulled Nika into a hug. He didn't have the answer this time, but he wouldn't leave her to figure it out on her own.

Nika thanked whatever god was listening that she'd cried out all of her tears in the hospital bed. And maybe Chris was right. Just because she couldn't work right now didn't mean she wouldn't ever work again. And maybe the time off would do her some good, give her a chance to see what else was out there beyond the fast-pace of firefighting.

But when she thought of what the future had to offer her outside of the firehouse, that scared her more than rushing into burning buildings did. Firefighting lived in Nika's veins.

"Hey," Chris stepped back so he could look her in the eyes. He brushed a stray strand of hair from her forehead and smiled. "Whatever happens back home, you know you always have a place here at 64."

Till The End of All Things Taglist: @arrowsandmixtapes @pinknerdpanda

[lie---ability]

facebook really out here pissin me off 😃 bitch i know ok i know BUT I DON'T WANT TO. but at this point sobrang undeniable na. sucks though. but fucken facts. so what if we're click in other things but we can't suffer? ***i can't suffer. he likes to rebuttal that only i can suffer when really, between us almost every suffering is about him even if it isn't. i'm there when he suffers, but when i suffer, in his own way he drives the situation to it being his suffering. he makes my suffering his because i suffer. he suffers when i suffer, and in return i have to console him while i don't get anything. and telling him this problem will piss him off. to tell him this will shift his face into this expression i fucking hate. DESPISE EVEN. this face made of immaturity, stubbornness, emotional stupidity, hollowness and just... fucking fucked up mess of a person. when i get anxious, he tells me has a lot on his mind already. it could be his fucking job (not the company or people, just him having a fucking job), his family, being in a condo, or for what fucking reason! SO MANY REASONS. like FUCK? YOU CHOSE THIS LIFE! YOU DID. NOT ME. NOT YOUR OFFICE, NOT YOUR FUCKING FAMILY, YOU DID. you fucking chose this company, you chose this industry, you chose to follow Toti around, you chose to get high-paying positions which require a lot of work, you chose that. Same way you chose to live alone in a condo because you chose to never fix your relationship with anyone in your family. You chose to reject them over and over. You chose to never ask your brother how he is, or ask him why he no longer wants a job. You chose to ignore your mother's cancer, the way you chose to not reach out to the only sibling who's trying to keep you all together. YOU CHOSE THAT. YOU CHOSE TO KEEP BREAKING YOURSELF AND YOU CHOSE TO HAVE ME. YOU CHOSE TO HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND WITH FUCKING ANXIETY AND ISSUES. YOU CHOSE TO BOTHER ME. YOU CHOSE TO START A LIFE WITH ME. AND YOU ALSO CHOSE TO DIE WITH YOUR 7 YEAR OLD SELF WHICH RUINED OUR FUCKING RELATIONSHIP. YOU CHOSE THAT OVER AND OVER FOR MONTHS AND NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING. YOU CHOSE TO RUIN THE LAST GOOD RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVE LEFT BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T ACT YOUR FUCKING AGE. Rational? Thinking over emotions? NAH WE WERE WRONG. What you are is cold and hollow. You think than feel not because of reason but because you don't want to feel. You don't wanna go through the truth. You process things in the coldest ways possible. You reason out not with logic but to avoid having to feel the pain of the situation. You never used logic. It was just pure selfishness. How you were logical with me wasn't you being a thinker, it was you trying to get me. The same way how you """logically""" handle our problems, NOT WITH LOGIC BUT TO FULFILL YOUR SELFISHNESS and that is through hurtful words and avoidance. You're not a rational person, because if you were you wouldn't talk so much shit out of spite and out of misuse of emotions. The arguments and whole other shit you say are just wordplays for "I'm hurt. I don't like what happened and I can't admit it". I am sooo sick of your "I can't handle you right now cuz *reasons reasons reasons*" like THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE FOR?!? Why are you my fucking partner?!?!? If we're here only for the good days then let's be fucking friends BUT EVEN FRIENDS NEED EACH OTHER ON BAD DAYS SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TO ANYONE?!?!? If you can't be on anyone's bad days, what the fuck are you doing in their lives?!? for Matt's free groceries? PHP 500 gifts?!? for his stupid gameplays for you to laugh at?!? and what about me? so you can say you go out on dates? that you have a girl? so you can spend Christmas and new year away from home? someone to distract you from your loneliness? Fucked up is what you are. I asked Jesus for someone stronger than me, not someone way less human than I was.

SO SICK OF EVERYTHING BEING ABOUT YOU. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I STOPPED WANTING PSYCHOLOGY BECAUSE I THINK AT THIS POINT I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH BROKEN PEOPLE IN MY PERSONAL LIFE, THE FUCK AM I DOING TO EVEN MAKE A CAREER OUT OF IT? Ano yun? 24/7 depression? I go home from my depressing clients to a husband and my friends with shitload bags too? Plus I can't imagine having you anymore if I did have that career. What if a client I loved decided to end herself? Would you be there with me? You'd say yes lol BUT I SOOO DOUBT AT THIS POINT. You can't even help me with simple anxiety episodes. What more the big problems? In short you're just emotionally unavailable. As a friend, and more so as lover. Do you even have the slightest idea how much I love you? I doubt because the things I could and would do, you think are superficial. But no, they happen to a lot of people. REAL PEOPLE WITH REAL FEELINGS. PEOPLE WHO LOVE OTHER PEOPLE AND NOT JUST FOR DISPLAY. The social media, the surprises, the huddles until 5am because one of them is sad, the sacrifices, the choosing between people, the petty fights they have to sit through, and alllll the things you think are shitload of crap. These things are called love. They are shit you do to keep someone, something you don't understand and almost 2 years of having each other to this day, still don't understand.

Whatever your parents did and whoever they were, you don't deserve to live this life through the eyes of Rikko when he was 8 years old. Most importantly, no one deserves to meet a 24 year old you and experience that same child. I'm so tired. I love you, for who you are, and for the things you were before. When I looked at you at SM Aura, I knew that as long as this person right here stayed this way, he can be other things. As long as you stay loving and thoughtful, you can be as ambitious or competitive, and not in a good way. As long as you will keep trying to ground me and silence my anxieties, you can get mad and upset in all the ways you like (physical abuse excluded). As long as you keep wanting to have a relationship with my friends and family, you can change and change as much as you like because I will choose you over and over again. I will keep accepting and loving you always in all ways.

But to my luck, that person died. And all you did from then on is change and not in a good way.

[rpmemesyo]

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters

"Cover your butt."

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

"All this is true, because it rhymes."

"That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."

"Good morning, apartment!"

"Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"

"Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"

"Honey, where are my pants?"

"What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."

"Take everything weird and blow it up!"

"Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"

"...I think I heard a whoosh."

"I feel like maybe I should touch that."

"So you've never heard of the prophecy?"

"I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"

"That guy's not a criminal mastermind."

"We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."

"Am I gonna die?!"

"Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."

"Come with me if you wanna not die."

"What are you, a DJ?"

"Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"

"Oh my g-o-s-h!"

"I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."

"I never have any ideas."

"Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."

"I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

"How scary can someone's office be?"

"This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."

"It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"

"All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

"Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"

"I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."

"Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"

"That idea is just the worst."

"Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."

"I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"

"Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."

"I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"This is not how Batman dies!"

"Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"

"I'm here to see...your butt."

"You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"

"I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."

"I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"

"Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

"You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."

"SPACESHIP!"

"What in the world is that? It's adorable."

"Do not eat me!"

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"You don't have to be the bad guy."

"He's the hero you deserve."

"Everything is awesome!"

[liesbecometruth]

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters

"Cover your butt."

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

"All this is true, because it rhymes."

"That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."

"Good morning, apartment!"

"Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"

"Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"

"Honey, where are my pants?"

"What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."

"Take everything weird and blow it up!"

"Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"

"...I think I heard a whoosh."

"I feel like maybe I should touch that."

"So you've never heard of the prophecy?"

"I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"

"That guy's not a criminal mastermind."

"We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."

"Am I gonna die?!"

"Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."

"Come with me if you wanna not die."

"What are you, a DJ?"

"Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"

"Oh my g-o-s-h!"

"I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."

"I never have any ideas."

"Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."

"I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

"How scary can someone's office be?"

"This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."

"It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"

"All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

"Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"

"I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."

"Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"

"That idea is just the worst."

"Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."

"I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"

"Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."

"I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"This is not how Batman dies!"

"Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"

"I'm here to see...your butt."

"You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"

"I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."

"I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"

"Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

"You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."

"SPACESHIP!"

"What in the world is that? It's adorable."

"Do not eat me!"

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"You don't have to be the bad guy."

"He's the hero you deserve."

"Everything is awesome!"

[heartfullyferal]

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters

"Cover your butt."

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

"All this is true, because it rhymes."

"That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."

"Good morning, apartment!"

"Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"

"Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"

"Honey, where are my pants?"

"What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."

"Take everything weird and blow it up!"

"Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"

"...I think I heard a whoosh."

"I feel like maybe I should touch that."

"So you've never heard of the prophecy?"

"I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"

"That guy's not a criminal mastermind."

"We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."

"Am I gonna die?!"

"Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."

"Come with me if you wanna not die."

"What are you, a DJ?"

"Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"

"Oh my g-o-s-h!"

"I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."

"I never have any ideas."

"Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."

"I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

"How scary can someone's office be?"

"This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."

"It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"

"All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

"Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"

"I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."

"Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"

"That idea is just the worst."

"Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."

"I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"

"Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."

"I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"This is not how Batman dies!"

"Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"

"I'm here to see...your butt."

"You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"

"I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."

"I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"

"Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

"You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."

"SPACESHIP!"

"What in the world is that? It's adorable."

"Do not eat me!"

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"You don't have to be the bad guy."

"He's the hero you deserve."

"Everything is awesome!"

[blue-adventures-blog]

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters

"Cover your butt."

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

"All this is true, because it rhymes."

"That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."

"Good morning, apartment!"

"Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"

"Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"

"Honey, where are my pants?"

"What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."

"Take everything weird and blow it up!"

"Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"

"...I think I heard a whoosh."

"I feel like maybe I should touch that."

"So you've never heard of the prophecy?"

"I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"

"That guy's not a criminal mastermind."

"We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."

"Am I gonna die?!"

"Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."

"Come with me if you wanna not die."

"What are you, a DJ?"

"Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"

"Oh my g-o-s-h!"

"I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."

"I never have any ideas."

"Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."

"I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

"How scary can someone's office be?"

"This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."

"It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"

"All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

"Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"

"I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."

"Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"

"That idea is just the worst."

"Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."

"I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"

"Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."

"I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"This is not how Batman dies!"

"Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"

"I'm here to see...your butt."

"You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"

"I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."

"I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"

"Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

"You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."

"SPACESHIP!"

"What in the world is that? It's adorable."

"Do not eat me!"

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"You don't have to be the bad guy."

"He's the hero you deserve."

"Everything is awesome!"

[heartfullyferal]

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters

"Cover your butt."

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

"All this is true, because it rhymes."

"That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."

"Good morning, apartment!"

"Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"

"Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"

"Honey, where are my pants?"

"What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."

"Take everything weird and blow it up!"

"Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"

"...I think I heard a whoosh."

"I feel like maybe I should touch that."

"So you've never heard of the prophecy?"

"I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"

"That guy's not a criminal mastermind."

"We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."

"Am I gonna die?!"

"Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."

"Come with me if you wanna not die."

"What are you, a DJ?"

"Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"

"Oh my g-o-s-h!"

"I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."

"I never have any ideas."

"Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."

"I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

"How scary can someone's office be?"

"This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."

"It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"

"All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

"Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"

"I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."

"Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"

"That idea is just the worst."

"Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."

"I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"

"Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."

"I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"This is not how Batman dies!"

"Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"

"I'm here to see...your butt."

"You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"

"I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."

"I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"

"Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

"You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."

"SPACESHIP!"

"What in the world is that? It's adorable."

"Do not eat me!"

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"You don't have to be the bad guy."

"He's the hero you deserve."

"Everything is awesome!"

[tcnguetiied]

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters

"Cover your butt."

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

"All this is true, because it rhymes."

"That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."

"Good morning, apartment!"

"Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"

"Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"

"Honey, where are my pants?"

"What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."

"Take everything weird and blow it up!"

"Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"

"...I think I heard a whoosh."

"I feel like maybe I should touch that."

"So you've never heard of the prophecy?"

"I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"

"That guy's not a criminal mastermind."

"We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."

"Am I gonna die?!"

"Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."

"Come with me if you wanna not die."

"What are you, a DJ?"

"Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"

"Oh my g-o-s-h!"

"I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."

"I never have any ideas."

"Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."

"I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

"How scary can someone's office be?"

"This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."

"It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"

"All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

"Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"

"I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."

"Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"

"That idea is just the worst."

"Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."

"I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"

"Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."

"I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"This is not how Batman dies!"

"Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"

"I'm here to see...your butt."

"You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"

"I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."

"I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"

"Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

"You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."

"SPACESHIP!"

"What in the world is that? It's adorable."

"Do not eat me!"

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"You don't have to be the bad guy."

"He's the hero you deserve."

"Everything is awesome!"

[getreadytosmash]

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters

"Cover your butt."

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

"All this is true, because it rhymes."

"That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."

"Good morning, apartment!"

"Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"

"Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"

"Honey, where are my pants?"

"What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."

"Take everything weird and blow it up!"

"Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"

"...I think I heard a whoosh."

"I feel like maybe I should touch that."

"So you've never heard of the prophecy?"

"I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"

"That guy's not a criminal mastermind."

"We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."

"Am I gonna die?!"

"Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."

"Come with me if you wanna not die."

"What are you, a DJ?"

"Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"

"Oh my g-o-s-h!"

"I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."

"I never have any ideas."

"Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."

"I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

"How scary can someone's office be?"

"This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."

"It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"

"All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

"Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"

"I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."

"Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"

"That idea is just the worst."

"Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."

"I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"

"Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."

"I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"This is not how Batman dies!"

"Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"

"I'm here to see...your butt."

"You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"

"I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."

"I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"

"Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

"You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."

"SPACESHIP!"

"What in the world is that? It's adorable."

"Do not eat me!"

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"You don't have to be the bad guy."

"He's the hero you deserve."

"Everything is awesome!"

[awkward-snake-girl]

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters

"Cover your butt."

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

"All this is true, because it rhymes."

"That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."

"Good morning, apartment!"

"Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"

"Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"

"Honey, where are my pants?"

"What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."

"Take everything weird and blow it up!"

"Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"

"...I think I heard a whoosh."

"I feel like maybe I should touch that."

"So you've never heard of the prophecy?"

"I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"

"That guy's not a criminal mastermind."

"We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."

"Am I gonna die?!"

"Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."

"Come with me if you wanna not die."

"What are you, a DJ?"

"Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"

"Oh my g-o-s-h!"

"I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."

"I never have any ideas."

"Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."

"I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

"How scary can someone's office be?"

"This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."

"It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"

"All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

"Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"

"I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."

"Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"

"That idea is just the worst."

"Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."

"I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"

"Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."

"I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"This is not how Batman dies!"

"Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"

"I'm here to see...your butt."

"You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"

"I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."

"I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"

"Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

"You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."

"SPACESHIP!"

"What in the world is that? It's adorable."

"Do not eat me!"

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"You don't have to be the bad guy."

"He's the hero you deserve."

"Everything is awesome!"

[crimson-blossom-reborn]

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters

"Cover your butt."

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

"All this is true, because it rhymes."

"That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."

"Good morning, apartment!"

"Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"

"Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"

"Honey, where are my pants?"

"What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."

"Take everything weird and blow it up!"

"Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"

"...I think I heard a whoosh."

"I feel like maybe I should touch that."

"So you've never heard of the prophecy?"

"I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"

"That guy's not a criminal mastermind."

"We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."

"Am I gonna die?!"

"Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."

"Come with me if you wanna not die."

"What are you, a DJ?"

"Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"

"Oh my g-o-s-h!"

"I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."

"I never have any ideas."

"Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."

"I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

"How scary can someone's office be?"

"This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."

"It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"

"All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

"Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"

"I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."

"Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"

"That idea is just the worst."

"Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."

"I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"

"Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."

"I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"This is not how Batman dies!"

"Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"

"I'm here to see...your butt."

"You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"

"I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."

"I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"

"Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

"You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."

"SPACESHIP!"

"What in the world is that? It's adorable."

"Do not eat me!"

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"You don't have to be the bad guy."

"He's the hero you deserve."

"Everything is awesome!"

[heartfullyferal]

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters

"Cover your butt."

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

"All this is true, because it rhymes."

"That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."

"Good morning, apartment!"

"Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"

"Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"

"Honey, where are my pants?"

"What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."

"Take everything weird and blow it up!"

"Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"

"...I think I heard a whoosh."

"I feel like maybe I should touch that."

"So you've never heard of the prophecy?"

"I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"

"That guy's not a criminal mastermind."

"We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."

"Am I gonna die?!"

"Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."

"Come with me if you wanna not die."

"What are you, a DJ?"

"Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"

"Oh my g-o-s-h!"

"I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."

"I never have any ideas."

"Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."

"I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

"How scary can someone's office be?"

"This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."

"It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"

"All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

"Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"

"I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."

"Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"

"That idea is just the worst."

"Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."

"I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"

"Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."

"I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"This is not how Batman dies!"

"Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"

"I'm here to see...your butt."

"You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"

"I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."

"I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"

"Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

"You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."

"SPACESHIP!"

"What in the world is that? It's adorable."

"Do not eat me!"

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"You don't have to be the bad guy."

"He's the hero you deserve."

"Everything is awesome!"

[heartfullyferal]

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters

"Cover your butt."

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

"All this is true, because it rhymes."

"That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."

"Good morning, apartment!"

"Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"

"Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"

"Honey, where are my pants?"

"What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."

"Take everything weird and blow it up!"

"Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"

"...I think I heard a whoosh."

"I feel like maybe I should touch that."

"So you've never heard of the prophecy?"

"I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"

"That guy's not a criminal mastermind."

"We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."

"Am I gonna die?!"

"Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."

"Come with me if you wanna not die."

"What are you, a DJ?"

"Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"

"Oh my g-o-s-h!"

"I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."

"I never have any ideas."

"Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."

"I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

"How scary can someone's office be?"

"This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."

"It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"

"All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

"Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"

"I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."

"Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"

"That idea is just the worst."

"Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."

"I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"

"Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."

"I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"This is not how Batman dies!"

"Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"

"I'm here to see...your butt."

"You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"

"I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."

"I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"

"Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

"You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."

"SPACESHIP!"

"What in the world is that? It's adorable."

"Do not eat me!"

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"You don't have to be the bad guy."

"He's the hero you deserve."

"Everything is awesome!"

[heartfullyferal]

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters

"Cover your butt."

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

"All this is true, because it rhymes."

"That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."

"Good morning, apartment!"

"Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"

"Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"

"Honey, where are my pants?"

"What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."

"Take everything weird and blow it up!"

"Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"

"...I think I heard a whoosh."

"I feel like maybe I should touch that."

"So you've never heard of the prophecy?"

"I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"

"That guy's not a criminal mastermind."

"We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."

"Am I gonna die?!"

"Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."

"Come with me if you wanna not die."

"What are you, a DJ?"

"Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"

"Oh my g-o-s-h!"

"I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."

"I never have any ideas."

"Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."

"I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

"How scary can someone's office be?"

"This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."

"It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"

"All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

"Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"

"I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."

"Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"

"That idea is just the worst."

"Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."

"I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"

"Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."

"I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"This is not how Batman dies!"

"Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"

"I'm here to see...your butt."

"You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"

"I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."

"I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"

"Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

"You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."

"SPACESHIP!"

"What in the world is that? It's adorable."

"Do not eat me!"

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"You don't have to be the bad guy."

"He's the hero you deserve."

"Everything is awesome!"

[heartfullyferal]

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters

"Cover your butt."

"Oh, now there's a prophecy."

"All this is true, because it rhymes."

"That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."

"Good morning, apartment!"

"Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"

"Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"

"Honey, where are my pants?"

"What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."

"Take everything weird and blow it up!"

"Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"

"...I think I heard a whoosh."

"I feel like maybe I should touch that."

"So you've never heard of the prophecy?"

"I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"

"That guy's not a criminal mastermind."

"We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."

"Am I gonna die?!"

"Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."

"Come with me if you wanna not die."

"What are you, a DJ?"

"Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"

"Oh my g-o-s-h!"

"I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."

"I never have any ideas."

"Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."

"I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

"How scary can someone's office be?"

"This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."

"It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"

"All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

"Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"

"I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."

"Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"

"That idea is just the worst."

"Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."

"I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"

"Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."

"I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"This is not how Batman dies!"

"Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"

"I'm here to see...your butt."

"You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"

"I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."

"I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"

"Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"

"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

"You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."

"SPACESHIP!"

"What in the world is that? It's adorable."

"Do not eat me!"

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"You don't have to be the bad guy."

"He's the hero you deserve."

"Everything is awesome!"