#you can pry the two male crossroads demons that sam summoned from my cold hard grave bye

[touchstarvedsam]

Bi!Sam is so much more plausible than bi!Dean. The only passable bi!Dean proof I’ve seen that’s not food, water, or Dean being a fanboy like normal people is the siren from season 4. Who made it clear that he was supposed to be Sam. So bi!Dean is possible if Dean’s into Wincest. But in the same season, we get a flashback of Sam trying to sell his soul for Dean and his crossroads demon is a young male. And it’s canon that crossroads demon come to you as someone you’re attracted to. Soooo...

I’ve been saying this for years! Honestly, I’ve headcanoned Sam as biromantic demisexual for several years now. Especially with his lack of gendering his partners when speaking about them. It really gives us an idea that Sam has had male partners in the past that obviously weren’t plot necessary so they weren’t mentioned.

I’m leaning more towards this happening at Stanford, where his father and Dean weren’t around. Sam is pretty private and discreet so I doubt he’d pick up a dude in a bar where Dean is trying to impress a woman with his dart skills.

Also Brady. Brady gave me vibes, dude. Which also gives me ideas that Sam was more upset about Brady turning out to be possessed because he and Sam, you know. But that’s obviously headcanon, but not entirely implausible.

But anyway, onto the topic of crossroads demons! Sam, in fact, summoned two male crossroads demons:

From I Know What You Did Last Summer.

And from Taxi Driver.

Whereas every single crossroads demon Dean ever summoned was a woman. So. Literally no one can argue this. Dean even asked “What happened to the chicks?” and gave Sam a look like “dude?” while the demon looked at Sam like “really with this guy?” because Sam was the one to put the box in the ground and bury it. But yeah, Sam’s not queer-coded like Dean apparently is. Sam’s Super Straight™, unlike Dean apparently, so nothing gay can touch him because he will burst into flames. That makes sense.

Meanwhile, we have Jared that says he is totally fine with us giving Sam the pronouns he/they, and he is totally okay with Sam’s partner in the finale (Jared himself says “partner” because like Sam, Jared doesn’t gender Sam’s lovers!) being a man, or a woman, or any person we want them to be. That was why they were ambiguous and blurry. But yeah, Sam is the straight one, not Dean who has been saying for 15 years he’s straight. Sam, who has never once said “I don’t swing that way” or “I don’t play for your team,” is the straight one. Sure he is.

But yeah, they ignore Sam and Jared when Sam uses gender neutral terms, and Jared saying Sam could have had a male partner, and ignore Dean and Jensen when Dean says he’s not into dudes and when Jensen says Dean is heterosexual. Makes total sense.

I will take biromantic demisexual Sam with me to my grave because while Jared is game, the show and its creators never intended either Sam or Dean to be queer, which is a shame because queer Sam is literally the greatest gift we could ever be given, but I respect the show’s choices because that’s how the characters were made.

Also, per Eric Kripke:

“I’m just really interested in guys -- straight guys -- who have a tight friendship. They’re really fun to write, because they never say how they really feel.”

So there’s that. But yeah, ignore the creator and insist that Dean is bi, meanwhile we’ve got Jensen asking where d*stiel is in the show because he can’t see it, and saying that d*stiel doesn’t exist. Die mad, hellers. Die mad. Sam and Dean are in heaven together and will spend eternity cruising around in Baby side by side, just like they were always meant to be.