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jils-things · 11 months ago
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ill just be quick with it be nice to me 😭
wicke is really cute okay?
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like-rain-or-confetti · 4 years ago
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Can you do a little text with your opinion about the Volturi members? What you like and dislike, they personality, they story... Would be interesting! Kissessss and have a great day! 💜
Imma have a little fun and throw the very young me into the mix to. Let's see child me vs adult me's opinions on the Volturiiii.
Fun fact: I wasn't team Volturi until I was like fifteen. Before that I was team edward... I don't want to talk about that 🤔😒
Also I'm a sucker for villains. If it isn't obvious already, I like the villains more than the heroes. (We all love a bad boy though, don't we?--- TIK TOK NOW IS NOT THE TIMEE.)
So everything i say is just my opinion and should be taken just as that.
Aro: Younger me was like "this...is a terrible person. There really is no need to expand on this." However adult me has been like "GUYS this guy is possibly the SCARIEST character. This man rips off heads AND SMILES ABOUT IT." He gives me child snatcher vibes (from the movies in particular). I thoroughly enjoy the power hungry persona. He's really fitting to be the puppeteer behind the Volturi. Even if he makes it seem it's a group effort with himself, Marcus and Caius. Realistically, Aro gets what he wants and isn't afraid to do what it takes to get it...sorry Didyme. What's even darker about it, WHICH I LOVE, is that he isn't heartless. Smeyer wrote that Aro genuinely loved his sister. It's all good to have a character that's a evil heartless monster but what's more terrifying to me is the ability for someone to do evil despite their love and emotions. It doesn't hold them back and that's what I find particularly frightening now that child me didn't comprehend. Micheal Sheen, from what I remember of his interview years ago, played on the idea that vampires of Aro's age kinda begin to lose their mind. Which, hell freaking yes. However there is one thing I hate for Aro's character that happened in the movies. Breaking dawn part 2. That fucking laugh. Don't get me wrong, hilarious. I can't not laugh but for his character I felt it was too 'hey hey I'm a crazy man hehe'. It was a but too much, even for an eccentric Aro. However, I'm not to mad at it because again, it was funny to watch. I thoroughly enjoy the ‘friendship’ Aro and Carlisle share and i love that it is ‘maintained’ throughout the books. I think it’s just a really nice detail. (I love lore. I am a sucker for it.) The one thing that didnt sit right with me is Aro marrying someone so that he wasnt the alone one whilst his co-leaders were very much in love? Was a little off for me but i suppose that just adds to the character.
Caius: child me would shrink into the seat because what did I do to this man? High key still think I wouldn't want to be Caius' child because imagine doing something wrong and you get that glare? No thank you! Scary angry man. As an adult... "He's an angry boi but...DAYUM WHY IS HE SUDDENLY SO HOT?" Just...don't get angry with me. You'll get annoying real quick and you're too pretty for that. I enjoy the taking-no-shit attitude he has but felt it could have been a little more prominent in BDP2 where Aro asks if Caius' is challenging him. I full believe Caius to an extend would be like "yes, yes I am. Don't be an idiot Aro. Use that braincell!" Which is why I adore the meme vibes I see every now and then of Caius hating Carlisle because why does Aro love that blonde so much? CAIUS HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT LOYAL-- Anyways, I can totally get why Aro wants him on his team. Caius is so angry and has so much hatred that he’s a good asset to the coven, even if not having a special ability.I do find it hard to imagine that Caius is a century older than Aro though. Although I cant picture him over forty years old lol. Although i do personally enjoy the whole Caius x Athenodora route. IT’S TRUE LOVE! Okay so maybe thats a little dramatic but its better than Aro’s lmao.
Marcus: movie Marcus is absolutely not nineteen years old and that's just a fact. If anything, he's the forty year old one lmao. Child me couldn't care about this man. He was the man who said nothing and slumped on a throne. That was Marcus. That was his character summed up. Then adult me rolled in and OMG NO DON'T DO THIS TO THIS SWEET MAN. LET HIM BE IN LOVE. As an adult i definitely became more attached. I feel like i was too young back then to get why Marcus was in the Volturi. He seemed very out of place and like a filler co-leader more than anything. However as i’ve gotten older (and written for him), I recognised that's the point. That’s Marcus’ evident grief. He isn’t there by choice and losing Didyme caused him to fall out of line with the coven. He’s lost point or purpose. Almost like its become meaningless because the love of his life was gone and he couldn't save her.So what was the aims of the Volturi to protect vampire kind when they couldn’t protect their own? He couldnt protect her. I had never heard of anything like bond identification and once i had- i was shook, like it became clear why he had been so necessary in the first place. That really is handy to understand everyones bonds in a coven, he could direct Chelsea and the two alone could destroy covens by bonds alone. Marcus makes the Volturi more realistic in a lot of ways. Like in a family, there is the happy times, goofy people like Felix, the twins representing a close bond. Afton and Chelsea, love that cant be divided. The list really goes on. Marcus represents love and heartbreak, pain, loss grief, the sad moments every family goes through. In that way he makes the coven seem less invincible, a group of people who at the end of the day, have their own weaknesses and immortality doesn’t mean a perfect existence. Especially when, in my opinion, Bella fantasized about immortality and how perfect it would be. Even after her change, she waited for her happy ending because that was somehow guaranteed in some level. Which in the end, she got but not everyone gets that happy ending we all want. I also personally think Marcus is the most feeling of the Volturi, despite being apathetic. A result of heartbreak. It’s shown he can still feel more in his own ways when he voted against Renesmee being destroyed. Furthermore, he advocated that vampire hybrids were a lot like vampires. He made that relation openly before anyone. Its almost as though losing Didyme helped him value a life?
Jane and Alec: Child me thought these two were  badass...and that still remains in my adult life. It’s always been uncomfortable to me that someone so young is so sadistic and powerful. Jane is the older twin with the ability of pain illusion...yikes. Her ability was evident in her human life along with Alec’s. His gift is sensory deprivation and these two were my favourites in the whole Saga. Still kind of are if im honest. I thoroughly enjoy the twins backstory. It has the most detail. I have a tag for the twins. Canon!twins is the tag for the twins in their book age. Unless this tag is present, the twins have been aged up :). They are very much canon but I put a bit more emphasis on tantrums. If they get angry, they both have tantrums. So whilst (unless tagged) they aren't children they can be very childish and these tantrums are pretty deadly. They’re also very possessive? I dont even know if thats the right word i’m looking for in all honesty. Lets say they get very attached if they like you. These two are probably the most secluded out of the whole Volturi.
Felix: Felix! High ranking guard due to strength and speed. I am a major supporter of Felix being a gladiator when he was human. He as a lighter grey cloak meaning he isn’t as high ranked but is so good at what he does that he’s been kept for centuries...and a lot of them. Personality? FINALLY, WE’VE GOT ONE WITH PERSONALITY!! (Im writing these out of order and i’ve just finished a chunk of Volturi members who have personalities as invisible as Afton.) Flirtatious and Light hearted, we love flirtatious and light hearted! Basically a comedian! Helllll yes, keep it going! Extremely vicious and highly aggressive? You know what? I still like it. He wouldn’t be a Volturi without a dark side. Cold blooded murderer. Yes. 10/10. Finally, someone Smeyer seems to actually care about. He flirted with Bella a couple of times in the books and i was FOR IT ALL THE WAY. I was very sad i saw none of it in the movies but im used to heartbreak by now. Im in this fandom after all. We were robbed of a lot. Strongest vampire in the world? I believe you, he’s also a hecking treeeeee. HE DO BE A TALL BOI. He actually makes Demetri look small and that’s still hilarious to me. Demetri is actually tall. However, if it isnt obvious we clearly traded backstory for personality. I cant get both smh. So...as i said before I fully believe Felix was a gladiator back in the day, hence his physique and height and excellent fighting abilities he has even as a vampire but then it kind of ends. I will say from the dawn of time, i don’t think Felix is the most academic man, just because of his era. I also think majority of the Volturi couldn’t read of write in their human lives and had to learn much older, most learning as vampires. Felix was one of these vampires, Although even now he isnt the most great at it. Then a wonderful writer known as @wallwriterstuff included it and now it’s canon in my eyes. I fully believe Felix is a slow reader and writing isn’t his strong suit either. Wallwriter also includes the possibility that Felix could be dyslexic which im all for too. For a very long time i’ve considered writing a dyslexic reader with the Volturi but have always hesitated because i don’t have it and wouldn’t want to upset someone for any misunderstandings or inaccuracies. However what i will say is that i think vampires would be the most understanding to humans with dyslexia. Learning things like that in later development or as an adult is difficult and they wouldnt think any less of you for struggling with reading, writing, numeracy- you name it. You’ll probably find they’re with you in the struggle at least half of the time. He’s also the goofball of the Volturi, even though he’s not really a goofball in our eyes, he’s the closest to a goofball out of the whole Volturi ...Emmett beats him in the Goofball wars.
Demetri: Oh yeah, it's Demetri's turn! So Demetri was previously in Amun's coven. When Chelsea gave him the old razzle dazzle...I've said Chelsea's gift so many times at this point it's getting old. I have two characters left after Demetri 😂😂 Anyway, with that Demetri was like "welp, I'm in the Volturi now." And now that they had a better tracker the previous one was kicked out. He isn’t much of a talker, polite and formal. He’s elegant (more graceful than i could ever be) and charming...yeah he is, you can say that AGAIN. He is also very calm, when next to Felix, i think everyone is calm but you know, we’ll say he’s a very calm person. I like how he was originally in the Egyptian coven with Amun. Given Amun’s goals this a pretty nice detail. NOW LETS GO TO MY VERSION. He’s very charming, calm, polite, formal and even a lil’ but quiet, i kept him pretty canon because he actually had a description to go on :))))))))))  Moving on. Demetri can be a very successful flirt when he wants to be and does have a Casanova reputation. However beyond the charming Volturi guard who has a brutal side like the rest of them, he has a chewy centre, deep down. I added that he had a child in his human life, one he doesn’t remember and very few people know about. He remembers that they died of an illness very young (around six?) but can’t remember what they look like. For that reason he doesn’t like talking about his child, he feels awful he doesn’t remember them and the loss still hits a pang in his chest. 
Heidi: Alright im ready for this one! Child me didn’t necessarily enjoy Heidi? I was rather passive about her. It was all ‘pretty vampire used for her looks’ in my eyes back then and i was never comfortable with that. I’ll get into my take on Heidi in a moment, roll on the backstory!  So Heidi knew Victoria as they used to be coven mates and we’re going to continue on as though Heidi didn’t care when she was killed? Like...its genuinely a burning question in my mind! If she didn't care, could that show the extent of Chelsea’s power in action!? (can we tell im enthusiastic about this coven yet?) It’s quite smart to have someone lure in prey. I wont lie, Heidi has quite the badass role in the coven. I wouldn't have thought about that I reckon. I’ve always thought that showed a kind of superiority. Oh you guys need to hunt your prey? pfft, ours literally comes to us. Her backstory really starts with Heidi being mistreated in her human life...a common theme Smeyer has. It can get old- i wont lie but when i give it some thought it kind of makes sense. Rosalie said it herself in eclipse, if any one of them had their happy ending, they’d be six feet under but i’d love a little bit more creativity. I could go on about how male vampires ended up being changed in comparison to female vampires but i’ll swiftly move on because that’s a whole other thing alone. Heidi was changed out of pity. (Which kinda infuriates me just to type, a pity change? Really? Really Hilda? we’ll see why it annoys me when i explain my take on Heidi.) Heidi was happy in her coven with Hilda, Victoria etc, which is hell yes. We love that. This is around the time she discovered her gift. Vampires were attracted to her and humans fell prey to her easily. Yup okay. I’ll take that. After a newborn vampire caused ‘too much attention’ Aro spared Heidi and Chelsea used her gift on Heidi. Nice, very nice aaaaand that’s where it stops and im left hanging.  Personality time with Smeyer! Lets goooo.  From what i remember and can find- she didn’t fucking have one. Apparently being pretty is enough for everyone.  Which in hindsight, fair enough on a human Bella’s perspective, its literally Heidi’s gift to lure you in no matter what. She could tell you she’s a serial killer (and technically is lmao) and is about to sell your kidneys on the black market as to which you’ll be like ‘sign me the fuck up, want my liver too? Here, let me lie on the table for you. I’m down.’ without even realising what just happened. But even beyond that...Heidi has no personality traits mentioned. In New Moon she appears to be a little flirty which im all for, why the hell not? But...thats it? Thats all I get? Then we get into fanfictions, because i read them growing up. Heidi was depicted as flirtatious, promiscuous and then it varied between manipulative or she wasnt very smart. Which i’m knocking absolutely no one for. I think you can get a badass character who is incredibly dumb. I think all characters are actually valid whether they’re a genius or flat out dumb. I love them all. However it never really sat with me. I was never quite satisfied which i was fine with until i started writing for myself. That’s when i knew i’d have to really think about what my version of Heidi would be or i’d never be happy with my work. That and you also begin to fill in the blanks? The more you write the more you flesh out a character for yourself and so that rolls into my version of Heidi! So for my Heidi, she often gets the same trope of ‘she’s pretty and rich, those types of girls have easy lives who always had everything given to them.’ Then when it’s discovered she didn’t have a good human life. It turns to the next assumption of ‘oh she’s pretty and stupid enough to be used and manipulated’. In a lot of ways, that’s what Heidi wants everyone to think. Underestimate her, please, its all the easier to manipulate you if you do.  She’s actually very smart and her rough human life made her more tough and intelligent. She’s very manipulative and yes she’s very flirty. You can look but you cant touch! She enjoys the attention her beauty gets her but if only these people would care more about what she’s like as a person. She’s not a barbie doll she will play you if she needs to. The only one who’s actually gotten far enough to sleep with Heidi is Demetri and even then the two don’t see each other romantically. They’re good friends who thinks the other is very attractive but that's where it ends. They’re basically friends with benefits some times lmao. However, Demetri got that far because he see’s the intellect Heidi actually has and acknowledges it. He thinks shes a queen who should be treated as such. She could take anything she wanted, a storm that people can only hope to survive in one piece.  Secretly she enjoys a family setting. Whilst she never really wanted children (especially when she was expected to when human), she couldn't help but melt inside seeing little human children with their loving parents. She wants that for all children. Whether that's because she lacked such affection growing up, no one knows. She’s also a really good friend, you bet she’ll have your back. Crappy ex? Well we’ll show them, wont we (Y/N)? She’ll be a bitch and enjoy every second of it. She also loves the single life, believe it or not, you’ll have more difficulty getting Heidi to settle down than you would Demetri which speaks volumes.  So yeah, move past her gift and really get to know her and you might have a very good friend.  I also don’t see Heidi having a preference between male or females and that’s in all honesty. Times have changed and if she is attracted to another female then she wont be ashamed of it. She never has been (Demetri was the first to figure that out, Felix may be the last.) Even when the times weren’t approving of different sexualities, she didn't care. She will flirt with you and find it ridiculously cute if you get flustered.
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Sulpicia: Sulpicia was an orphan which i used to develop my own version of her. Sulpicia grew to love Aro which im on the fence about but yup, i’ll take it. You’ll see what happens with my version in a bit lmao. and that’s where it stops. I get no personality again but do you know what we do in this fandom? We create one and fill in the blanks baby! So i write Sulpicia very materialistic and vain, she’s most snobbish of the wives and due to the other two, also considered the meaner one. She didnt have such things as a child being an orphan so when she got the opportunity to have it-she jumped. She isnt easily impressed and married Aro not for love but for immortality, money and status. (He’s only married you for your money, princess Jasmine! HE ONLY MARRIED YOU FOR YOUR MONEY! Damn it tik tok, but make it princess Aro) Which works well, because Aro doesnt necessarily love her either, he just wanted a mate so he wasnt the odd one out.He literally created her because he was like “Yup, you’ll do.” The two recognised they made a great team and image so they kinda grew to love each other? A little bit? Sure we’ll say its love...sorta. ANYWAY, It’s a highlight to Sulpicia being locked in that tower where she doesnt need to see Aro every little moment, it’s better than having a husband who she’d need to see everyday. ...Yeah my Sulpicia is something else lmao.
Athenodora:  Athenodora is one of the oldest vampires in existence which kinda has me shook but I'll take it. She met Caius when he was fleeing from the Romanians, the two travelled together until they met Aro. Whilst on their nomadic travels they seemingly became mates. That's all we know about that. As to which the Volturi coven was made. Athenodora is completely loyal to Caius as well as highly dependent on him and I think that's very realistic given her circumstances. That's where their story ends...maybe for Smeyer but not for me! 😁 So I picture Caius and Athenodora being different sides of the same coin. Athenodora really mellows Caius, she is no where near is violent and sadistic as he is but due to her unwavering loyalty and dependency, she doesn't feel inclination to go against him...also because of Chelsea and Corin but I've said that so many times in this post I think we get the point. I think she's actually more gentle and soft spoken but that being said. She is very reserved and if she were to be angered she'd very much change. She could cut you down with words alone. Caius loves it. However beyond this is someone who is very maternal. Caius would appreciate it more if the two had children but instead it has created empathy. Caius doesn't want that when he can rip their head off. She struggles a little more with the 'no second chances' and that's another reason why Caius keeps her locked away and away from it. These two love each other more than words can describe. After being through so much with someone, the love can only grow. The two would happily risk their life for the other. Caius is saddened that he could never give her the family she wanted. He knows that to this day, Athenodora tries to reign in that side of her. He's a very supportive husband who's very different around his wife. He's much more tolerant, and angry. Simply more at ease. If anything happened to Athenodora, to put it simply...there would be hell to pay.
Didyme: Married to Marcus and Aro’s biological sister. Cute, me likely, keepy going. Her gift was happiness induction. VERY ADORABLE- Dont be as menacing as your brother...please. She was born several years after Aro and was changed by Aro ten and a half years after he was turned. (Dont tease me with all this lore Smeyer, I know what you’re gonna do) Aro was deeply disappointed her gift was just to make people happy- its okay Didyme, we love you. Aro is just...Aro. Her gift made many fall in love with her and its so freaking cute i CANT- but she only felt the same feelings for Marcus. MY HEART IS SO WARMMMM. Unfortunately they were so happy together that they lost interest in anything Volturi and were ready to leave. (Uh oh.) Aro, being the sneaky fellow he is, was like “I’m really happy for y’all of course you can leave. I love you my babies. My best friend and my sisterrrrrrr, I am the captain of this SHIP.” but was actually like “wait, no, no, no, not my Marcus. D-D-Did-Didyme I NEED him.” Think Sid the Sloth from ice age in the first movie when Sid really wants the baby. So this man is like...gonna have to do it to em and murder. He killed Didyme secretly (dunno how he pulled the secret part off- like i know how he did it but how did no one hear or see anything or even suspect anything IT WAS LITERAL FRIENDLY FIRE but we love the drama so continue.) Ironically enough she was very close with Aro and the two actually did love each other, Aro is just...murderous apparently, to the extent that even his sister isnt safe. And that’s it. That’s Didyme. Which im like...alright Smeyer i see you. I like this and expanded on this with my Didyme.  i get the vibes that Didyme is the most innocent and kind of all the Volturi. Losing her meant losing the consciousness within the Volturi making them all the more ruthless because there was no one to say. “Guys, maybe lets rethink this? and quickly because i cant get Caius to put down the torch thats currently on fire.” Losing Didyme made Marcus mostly become passive and would rarely stop anything that happened. I often wonder if that provoked a lot of guilt for Marcus later on. (However thats a spoiler for something im currently writing...;) ) I also think of her as a major daydreamer and the most soft, gentle person anyone will ever meet. Like its difficult not to like her despite being in the Volturi, even the Romanians would have struggled if they met her. So in the long run...i hate nothing about Didyme, only find more and more love lmao.
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Corin: So im going to be honest and tell you i have no idea what Corin would look like. I’ve got nothing and when i was younger i wasnt even sure if Corin was male or female. Like a lot of these names, i had never heard of the name ‘Corin’. I dont write for her as of yet because im still trying to figure her out. I think she’s quite quiet, she lets her gift do most of the work for her in keeping the wives, Chelsea and Caius when he doesnt get to go on a rampage, content. She was brought in also after Didyme died but Marcus refused her gift.That’s all i’ve got for her. Her gift is amazing, pretty underrated in my personal opinion since like Chelsea, she really helps keep the Volturi unified but other than that, I dont have much to say about her. :(
Afton:  Another character i basically filled the blanks in for myself. So what we’re told is that he’s Chelsea’s mate and has the ability to disappear . Whilst thats a pretty cool trick...the volturi dont necessarily need it but they have to keep Chelsea happy and she demands that Afton stays so welcome to the family Afton! I also recently learned that if you hide behind Afton and he goes invisible infront of an opponent, you too will also be invisible. I figure that is until the opponent moves and basically changes their perspective but i could be wrong with that last part. That’s all we get so time for my unnecessary input!  SO AFTON IS A TOTAL SWEETHEART. He’s very shy but polite. This is a complete opposite to his mate Chelsea. It’s actually what she liked about him. At first is was just be flirtatious to the shy vampire but when she actually got to know him... she fell hard. It was also Chelsea who had made the first move since Afton was so shy. Of course she’d never say so and Afton would never want to embarrass her so that was never really disclosed to anyone who wasn’t around at that time. She brings Afton out of his shell a lot and it wasn’t long before the two were mates. Chelsea is the light of his life. Hands down. He puts up with a lot for her and is happy to do so. She could ask anything of him and he’d do it and she doesn’t even need to use her gift. He buys are anything she wants almost instantly. He cant help but adore her passionate personality, like how hooked she can get on era’s such as the 1920′s, her love for jazz music and her ability to gush on and on about anything. The two had what the other lacked and that made them an excellent team. I love their relationship. I cant help it. However, as i said before Afton is very shy and tends to keep to himself. Sadly that, paired with Chelsea’s demand to keep him in the Volturi has left Afton a little bit outcasted. All the other permanent guards were wanted and considered important whilst Afton...not so much. Although that isn’t to say the other guards are mean to him or anything. They aren’t! (Except the twins who are...the twins.) Felix and Demetri tried to include him a lot but it was very difficult to break him out of his shell. That doesn’t mean to say they wont invite Afton when he’s around. Chelsea always appreciates their efforts. Afton is notably good friends with Santiago, who often preferred solitude as well. 
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(Guard to the left is who I imagine Afton is)
Chelsea: So supposedly Chelsea’s original name is Charmion? When i was younger i didnt really care much about her. I only really knew her gift and that she was the reason Afton was kept in the Volturi, since they were mates. From what im aware Chelsea basically wasnt in the movies/not identified. There wasnt much said about her in the books either. So since then i’ve kind of developed my own persona of Chelsea that could be completely inaccurate to canon but canon was my foundations with characters like these. She was always a red head in my eyes with ringlets, a copper kind of red head. I also pictured her to be small. However the newest addition to her character would have to be the mid-Atlantic accent. I blame Poppy Hill for this one. That character screamed Chelsea to me. She was very close to how i imagine Chelsea to be. So now Chelsea has an accent that i have no clue how she managed to maintain being in Italy so long and being born in Greece. LMAO. We’ll say she was very attached to that time. However, I think the time she joined the Volturi was actually very good for the story. She first came around just after Marcus had lost Didyme and Aro had her use her ability to keep Marcus in the coven. it’s really cool how she could really make or break the coven. Although, Aro was smart enough to not fully rely on her, using Corin’s ability on Chelsea to make sure she’d be happy and stay within the Volturi. Thats where the information on Chelsea really ends Over the years Chelsea has appeared in my writing and so beyond this point, Chelsea’s character is only my depiction.  I figure Chelsea is a talker, like she can talk her way in and out of situations with ease. She enjoys being manipulated and even more so, being needed.Much like her gift, she gets under people’s skin- not in terms that she’s annoying but more so she can figure out people very well. Her mate is the complete opposite and so she often speaks on the behalf of them. Chelsea is very social and charismatic. She along with Heidi are the only two Volturi members who will be out and interacting with humans if necessary. Heidi for her ability but Chelsea purely for her social skills. She’s also the most interested in human culture. She loves the parties- the 1920′s being her favourite era in terms of fashion. She has no issue changing her name and has done so multiple times when the names run out of fashion.It’s like playing dress up! I’d actually love to write more about her. I’ve really grown to love her character, even if i filled in some blanks for myself. I think she and Afton’s relationship is one of the best, up there with Carlisle and Esme- despite the two being very different. It’s a part of their dynamic!
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(I always imagined Chelsea to be a red head but Poppy Hill from THOHH is a very close depiction to Chelsea in my eyes)
Renata: A stressed little bean that lives on stress. I remember thinking when i was younger she was the big threat since she was Aro’s shield but now that im older i see...a stressed little five foot bean. I have no idea what she looks like but always imagine her dark hair tied in a tight bun, looking almost painful. Another who wears heels, like Heidi but she is very rigid just as she has been described. Her uncle is a bit of an ass considering he begged her to go with the Volturi so there wouldn’t be a threat. Dude, can you not just...hand over your niece? At least hesitate! Just like that, thanks to Chelsea, she’d give her life to protect Aro and...I have nothing else. Yes it does drive me mad that there are two named guards i know next to nothing about.
Santiago:So what’s known about Santiago is that he doesn’t actually have an ability. He’s just very good at battle techniques and fighting which is why he’s kept around. If they need fighters, they’re top three are Felix, Demetri and Santiago...in that order. Santiago is also much faster than a regular vampire (as shown in breaking dawn part 2- he caught up to Jacob and Renesmee quite fast despite the two having a running start and wolves supposedly being very fast- much like a vampire) That’s all we know of him so then i got in there and this is how I write Santiago. I gave him the background of coming from a superstitious family. Like he would be told tales of demons and witches growing up as well as things like voodoo. He knew an awful lot of urban legends and whilst he stopped believing in the bad luck his family taught him, he still held interest and couldn’t help the instinct of unease when witnessing such things as rituals. It’s ironic really. However Santiago always deems that humans have it all wrong. These forces are beyond human understanding and shouldn’t be played with. In that way, perhaps Santiago still has some belief in things such as superstition. He’s very secretive about it and would never clarify it for you. Santiago keeps to himself and can be quite standoffish. He can also be blunt even if it’s insulting- he doesn’t tend to care. Although he and Afton became quite good friends since the Afton was an outcast and Santiago didn’t enjoy large groups, or most people in general.
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Creepypasta:The Return of Headmaster
A/N: I got this idea from another story I was writing, so I thought Id use it here as well. Please read by other story too! Its fun and angsty!
--- Meanwhile, Serenity Darkmoon Ravens mind was wondered back to the past. It was Ruzus hogmanay party, which everyone was invited too. The party was awesome as always, because Headmaster was hosting it.
Serenity Darkmoon Raven was pretty drunk that day. She had already punched a bunch of people. Serenity Darkmoon Raven a few times.Because She is stupid.Blood was spilled. But that was normal in this sort of party.As was the pile of bodies. If Serenity Darkmoon Raven was honest, She couldn't remember much that happened. Only something about a security gaurd,a goat and a pair of scissors.
There was one thing that stuck in Her mind though. Something She would never forget. Pip. Pip was wearing a Headmaster mask that night (it was a fancy dress party btw - A/N).
Everyone had come as something or someone else.
RUZU WAS DRESSed as SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN. SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN WAS DRESSed as ZABBA. ZABBA WAS DRESSed as Aris. Aris was dressed as Headmaster. And Headmaster was dressed as a ming vase.
Serenity Darkmoon Raven was instantly attracted to Pip in Him costume. The way He moved. The way He talked.The way He flicked His hair. Pip was doing a Karaoke number. It was "i will survive". And He was awesome. He sung like they were possessed.The audience was transfixated by Pip. Underwear was chucked at Pip. Serenity Darkmoon Raven was soooo turned on. (and She didn't need that underwear anyway) Serenity Darkmoon Raven got up and sang too. When Pip was singing i will survive it was like the words spoke to Her. Pip seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to Her. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world. They gazed into eachother eyes as Pip put His soul into the last lyric. Then silence.
Suddenly, Serenity Darkmoon Raven was woken out of the flashback by current events! --- This is the story of a time long ago..... --- The next time they saw eachother Pip winked at Serenity Darkmoon Raven, remembering what happened at the party.Serenity Darkmoon Raven blushed. Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Serenity Darkmoon Raven didn't care. ---- Aris and her friends were killing
They always enjoyed killing to relax when things were getting stressful.(Things were a bit stressed at the moment due to a unhappy love affair between Headmaster and Serenity Darkmoon Raven) They thought nothing killing all the time - it was just a way of life. But things were different today. Someone was watching them enjoy killing, and it was starting to get creepy. "The creepy guy is creeping me out", said Serenity Darkmoon Raven. "Yes, me too. Especially how he keeps licking his lips and stroking himself as he watches us" Just then the man walked over too us. "I am a talent scout" "Owww...THAT explains it" "Aris, I have been watching you while you did some killing. Your skilled. VERY skilled." "Oh, yes, Aris is great at it" said SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN.
"INDEED. maybe the greatest. Look at Ariss body. Her shoulder! Her torso! Her foot! Its like she is built for killing! Every aspect of her perfect physique built for that one divine purpose. " "I thought she was built for loving!" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven "I am thus going to officially invite Aris to the killing championship!" continued the talent scout.
"We are going to the championship!?" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven "Yes, the ticket has a +1. And you both go straight to the final!" "Awesome!" "But you will be fighting against someone else that made it to the final...someone you know well....Headmaster!" "Then its settled" said Aris. "We go. We cant let Headmaster win at anything. Even killing."
So they left for the stadium.
The next day, Aris was nervous. She was good at killing, some would say the best. But was she really the best? The best at killing on Netherrealms? Aris was about to find out, as the contest started soon.
Aris thought back to a few years ago.
Happy times, before all the the troubles with Headmaster got really bad. Breaking out of his deep thoughts, Aris decide to go to the Arena early, perhaps do a few laps as a warm up.
Aris casually strolled to the Arena while practicing killing. As Aris walked out she was surprised to see Headmaster already there! Headmaster was clearly upto something. Aris had to find out what it was! "What you upto Headmaster?" yelled Aris. "You will never find out!" yelled back Headmaster, who wanted to keep her plan a secret. Frustrated, Aris started practicing killing, never taking her eye of Headmaster as she did so. Ruzu joined them a few minutes later. "Hi Aris!" he said with a sexy wink. "..and hello.....Headmaster" with a even more sexy blink. "yes. Hello Ruzu. Good to see your in the contest too. For now" But before Ruzu could hear what villain had said, it was time to start!
They walked to the start line, and bent down ready. (A/N - but not for THAT. You have a really dirty mind!) The crowd was getting big. Many fans had banners saying stuff like 'Go Aris Go Aris Go Aris' or 'Go Go Go Headmaster your the best!'
The starter pulled their bazooka out and got ready to fire. Ruzu, Headmaster and Aris all waited with anticipation. 3 Ruzu started breathing heavily 2 Headmaster tensed. Ready to go. 1 Ariss skin glowed sexily with excitement 0. BANG! The starter fired the bazooka.....at RUZU!
RUZU COLLAPSED instantly. Headmaster started killinging, laughing manically as she did so.  
Aris was in shock, and raced over to Ruzu. "She shot you!" but why? "Owww...I am shot bad" The starter stared at their weapon. "I didn't mean too...my bazooka acted weird!" Aris looked at the  bazooka.
"Yes....this bazooka clearly has been sabotaged to shot at Ruzu." "Typical" said Ruzu. "What now?" said Aris. "You have to go on" said Ruzu, still bleeding blood and guts and other bits everywhere.
But just then the clack-son went off! It was half time! As Ruzu was carried taken to hospital by jaguar, Aris and Serenity Darkmoon Raven retired to the locker room.   Headmaster was already there, still grinning.
"Oh what a shame. Ruzu isn't going to compete any more. Even doing nothing I'm going to come second. You know...I might just let you win..out of my....generosity... " Headmaster sniggered again.
With that Headmaster left out the backdoor.
"Gosh darn-it" Serenity Darkmoon Raven said. "Headmaster drives me mad! " "You know, I think she had something to do with Ruzus accident "
Aris was thinking. hard.
"Headmaster is never generous. Lack of generosity is his number one defining characteristic. Well, that and evil" "That means..." said Serenity Darkmoon Raven, her slow cogs working. "...She wants to come second!" said Aris, thinkingly. "Do you think thats..." "....because she wants the second prize medal!" said Aris, winning again.   "It must be because the second prize is really sword " "Yes, now that Iook at the second prize I notice it now. Its clearly the sword" "That explains why someone would want to become second!" "Exactly!"
"So we have to beat Headmaster by being the best at coming second? How are we going to do that...you have never lost before! " "I know" said Aris. "I am not sure I know how" "You got to though. Just this once you got to come second!" "No I cant. But I have an idea....you could compete!" "Me?" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven, surprised. "Do they even allow girls like me to do killing? "Yes, its a modern contest, a few girls like me have already competed. I'll win the contest as normal, and you will come second. You can do this!" "Ok Aris, I'll do it. I'll do it for you"
Then the Gong went again, the final leg of the killing contest had begun!
--- Serenity Darkmoon Raven had some time before he had to do anything, so She decided to have another flashback.
It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother. "Hi" Serenity Darkmoon Raven said, meekly. "Hay" Pip said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol. "Do you want too..." "maybe.." "ok then." So they walked to the cloakroom. It wasn't long before their lips were together. Serenity Darkmoon Raven couldn't remember who made the first move. She did remember the taste though. The taste of Pip. Pip tasted like honeydew on a summer noon. Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour. What had they been eating? Serenity Darkmoon Raven tried to work out it. It took much tung work. After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Pip guessed what Serenity Darkmoon Raven was doing. "I had satsuma for lunch." "oh" "you dont have to stop though" "oh. Good!" Serenity Darkmoon Raven said, with great relief. They finally drew away after what seemed a whole october but was only mere minutes. The taste of Pip's lips (and other things) still lingered in Serenity Darkmoon Raven's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes. Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Pip snuggling against Serenity Darkmoon Raven's neck as he snuggled upto Pip's torso.
Pip went further by clutching Serenity Darkmoon Raven with his fingers, pulling at the fabric of Her slacks to feel what was underneath.
The telltale shape in Her leggings stood out between them, especially with the weight it had against Serenity Darkmoon Raven's thigh.
Pip moved over Serenity Darkmoon Raven's body like a serpent and lovenly nuzzled at a peaked abbs. Serenity Darkmoon Raven liked this a lot and started making a lot of noise. Pip joined in. "Owwww...Ahhh...MAHAhhhEEkkk...aakk" It got pretty noisy from that point on. Both of them had a lot of fun and made a lot of noise!. Serenity Darkmoon Raven sounded like Bus ! Pip sounded like a heard of Rabbitss on drugs. They had a lot of..."fun". "My groinal area are hurting...can we stop? 12 times is enough surely?" Pip said, pleading. "No...MORE MORE MORE" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven, with apparently an insatiable apatite Pip finally head butted Serenity Darkmoon Raven to get Her to stop. "Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven. "Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Pip blushing in the way they always did. "Tomorrow?" "Yes" said Pip. "I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but eventually they broke up and became enemies.
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Serenity Darkmoon Raven and Aris walked boldly into the World Championship Killing-ing Arena. It was time for the final part. But first Serenity Darkmoon Raven had to be registered.
"I, SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN, WOULD LIke to compete!" she shouted proudly all ready for her big day. "I am sorry but afraid its not allowed" said the contest judge. Devastated Serenity Darkmoon Raven started sobbing. "But I have wanted to compete in a killing-ing contest all my life! " "Its not in the rules I am afraid." Aris took Serenity Darkmoon Raven in their arms. "I'm sorry I thought you would be allowed" "Its not fair...I have every right to compete." "Its probably just because you are a girl" "Probably. that's just typical!" Serenity Darkmoon Raven sobbed some more. The floor was quite wet now. "I know, I'll have to lose now" "Its so unfair, why should you have to lose? Why should you have to come second?" "I'll...be ok Serenity Darkmoon Raven, I can do this." said Aris holding back her emotions. "*snuff*" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven "Its so unfair on you! They will all make fun of you for coming second!" It was true, the other killing-ing fans would make fun of her. "I'll take it" said Aris manly. Serenity Darkmoon Raven was already so upset that Aris would have to lose, Aris didn't want to make her even more.
With that Aris stood up and went to the starting line next to Headmaster. "So its just you and me" "As it should be" "Lets end this" Headmaster gave the contest judge and nod and the contest started once more.
Aris and Headmaster did their killing-ing intensely. Aris tried to control himself but it was hard. Every instinct in him made him want to win. She could not be put on a leash.But She had to control it! Aris struggled "Could he do it?" "How could he not win?" "She Loved killing!" "This was not possible" "But he had too" "For the sake of the Netherrealms" "He needed too" "But how?" Finnally defeating his inner monologueing she overcame her bloodlust for killing-ing. She  could lose now.
Aris stopped. A calmness washed over her and they entered a zen-like state. They did nothing. Headmaster  didnt see this and rushed ahead killing-ing like Aris was still going. Before they could see what happened they had won! Aris had come second by default!
"I....won....?" said Headmaster confused. "Yes..you see we knew your plans to come second and get the sword as it was the prize. So Serenity Darkmoon Raven and me planned to come second!"
"But I won!!!" "Yes" "I never won anything before! I was always bitter and evil because I never won anything!" Suddenly Aris realized that Headmaster was a good person and they just did evil because they never won anything before. "Now they I have won this prize I feel all my evil thoughts leaving me, I dont need the sword now...I am sorry I did anything bad" Aris and Headmaster forgave eachother and the crowd cheered. "I forgive you!" "Yayyyyyyy!!!!! Horrrraaayyyyy" said the crowd.
And then everyone went home together and lived happily ever after and there were no more problems.
-The End
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datingadviceonreddit · 6 years ago
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