#you can guess why

[blitzy-blitzwing]

Hold on, jealous Shockwave threatening Kenny with Megatron staring in the background

Shockwave doesn’t like Kenny. 👀

[terwinsn0w]

there are 4 types of people

Rottmnt making ginger bread houses edition

And bonus:

[crunchycoookies]

How good is country!branch with animals?

He loves animals!! I don’t know about anywhere else but in the south growing up with many animals is veryyyy common. Country troll children are taught to respect and care for all critters, even the dangerous ones. Branch’s favorite will always and forever be Gary, but he gets along with almost every animal.

[jockw]

Duiveltje Lenore is mad

I'd like to add a fun fact that she'd grow out her horns and nails out whenever she gets heavily emotional.

Little idea from @your-decadent-madam where Lenore tries to play Everlong :)

Dit is mijn enige ontsnapping van het echte wereld

[columboscreens]

what do you M E A N we're already at the last episode of the original

they grow up so fast...

...except i go through the revival episodes too. so i will actually be going farther. don't think about it too hard

[sapphire-monkey]

I'm not the best with words but @lavaflowe made a great point that I also wanted to build on. When white people make Sun Wukong or any asian character buff, I give them a hard side eye. Its this attitude that the only way they can be masculine or badass is to be buff. To be masculine by a very western standard. Like they can't be badass or worthy of desire or admiration without looking like Rambo or Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I've seen this in every fandom that had asian characters with white fans. If the character was designated as a twink they'd be made a bottom or pathetic. If the character was badass any perceived femininity would be stripped from them.

Sun Wukong is short, he is small. And he is badass because of that. he is not buff. Making him so you're saying he is inadequate as himself. What message do you think that sends to asian fans!? What it says about what you think of our cultures!?

[lesiasmadness]

MUTUALS GET ARMED

[rainworld-saint]

Look at cringe boy pebbles.

[allo-frouto]

Do you own any sex toys? If so, what’s your favourite?

I don't have any yet, but I am a slut for vibrators and plugs.

[chaimeanstea]

Welp. After about eight years not posting anything, I figured that it was time I finally change that.

So.

Here I am, I guess.

Hello World.

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[sanjiaftersex]

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[blorbologist]

Misc Chateau Shorthalt screengrabs because OH man, look at how happy they all are!!!!!

[onesidedradiostatic]

stayed gone but you're the sinners watching/listening

(AKA I spend an unnecessary amount of time editing)

[inkskinned]

we were sitting on the floor and i was cutting out tiny pictures to make a collage for a friend's birthday. you were on your phone and you laughed about something, and i was still in love with you then, so i asked what had you giggling.

"sorry. i was just..." you took a moment and went back to texting. "i was telling someone about how you're afraid of the dark."

i'm afraid of the dark because something bad happened. "oh." i felt a little slinky of shame crawl down my throat.

you glanced up, and maybe it showed on my face, because you rolled your eyes and held the phone to the side casually so i could see the group chat. "what? was it a secret?"

i looked down to the scissors in my hand. "i just..." no, it's not a secret. it just felt like something private, something serious. saying why would you tell someone that just feels like an accusation. it's unfair. i honestly am not even ashamed of it, it's just a fact about my person that i don't usually share.

what a strange experience. is this a human thing or a generational thing? for our grandparents: did they need to worry about how quickly someone can just... share your personal information? again, i didn't even really have a true objection. what could i say? i want any person in my life to feel they can be honest with their friends. it's not like i said don't tell anyone this.

i cut out another letter to complete the rainbow happy birthday, started hunting for the exclamation mark. i heard you sigh dramatically.

"don't make a big deal about this," you said.

this entire conversation was a pattern for us, and this was when we got to my least favorite part of the pattern. i would get my feelings hurt in some oblique not-technically-terrible way, and then it would be making a big deal about something. you'd get frustrated for me for being soft, but i was born soft. you knew i was soft when you pierced me. it's one of the things that made controlling me so easy.

"i'm not," i felt my voice crack. the question came without my wanting. "why are you guys talking about me?" and why are you saying that thing? why not like - i'm telling them how you're generous and kind and pretty.

you let out this low, tragic groan. "oh my god." you tossed the phone away from your body. "there, see? i just won't talk to them if you don't like it."

the rest of the hour went the way it always went, between us: i said i don't actually mind if you talk to your friends but -, you found a way to call my minor expression of discomfort "being dramatic." you got upset that i had been offended. i ended up apologizing, even though i hadn't actually done anything.

afterwards, you picked up the phone again. after texting for a little bit, you snorted. "okay," you said, "but it is kind of funny you're afraid of the dark. i mean, when you think about it."

[scholliski]

Neil is the most unserious character like what do you mean you develop a secondhand nicotine addiction purely because you want to remember the smell of your moms burning corpse