#you are dead to me

[jcjensensnepobaby]

WAIT WAIT WAIT!

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?!!?!!!?!?!?!

[doctorr-ivo-robotnik]

like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head

DO NOT.

[xsignedmsriss]

Jayce, you're dead to me.

[hotgirlmanifesto]

i wish i cared enough to kill you myself. but i hope you get hit by a car. and i hope they reverse back over you just to be safe

[r3gulus-a-black]

Has anyone told you that you act like your father? because it's true. I don't see how you of all people are with James Potter, I honestly feel bad for him.

...

what the fuck.

[katnissdoesnotfollowback]

If you can only read 1 non-fiction and 1 fiction book for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why do you pick these books?

Do you have book or author recs to read?

Thank you :)

@curiousnonny

Dear @curiousnonny,

You evil bastar--. I'm supposed to pick just one?

Whyyyyyyyy????

I trusted you, Nonny.

Fine. So my first thought on the fiction book was, "Gotta go with Pride and Prejudice." It's one of my favorites and a total comfort read. But then it occurred to me that you said nothing about not being able to watch movie adaptations, and there's actually multiple really good film adaptations of that book for me to watch and bask in my one fiction book only loneliness. You jerk.

I'll have to go with Amanda Quick's Desire. Something definitely NOT literary, but it's a comfort read for me and has been since I was like fifteen years old. I think. I doubt there will ever be a film or series adaptation of it, lol, and I don't do well with audiobooks, but especially not with audiobooks that had sex scenes in them. So Desire it is.

Speaking of audiobooks... am I allowed those? Because I can learn to do well with them...

Why not The Hunger Games, you ask? Because I've read those so many times I have them practically memorized. Also audiobooks are allowed that is what I'm telling myself to survive this cruel, unjust ask, and I think I could get into listening to THG just fine.

I actually don't read as much non fiction as I would like, so I have no idea what to say for this one. I will recommend a nonfiction book I've recently read though. It's funny, heartbreaking, and profound all in one. Another Appalachia: Coming Up Queer and Indian in A Mountain Place by Neema Avashia.

[frenchphobic]

WHO VOTED T SWIFT

[trans-der-vampire]

Nothing quite like arriving at your friends place and being told immediately, to your face, "I'm gonna be honest, I bought the wizard game. but I'm playing an evil Slytherin, so it's fine, right?"

Yeah sure, your ugly ass avatar wearing a green tie instead of a yellow one makes it all fine, you fucking bastard. I will never ever trust you again, that's what it does. Never. With nothing.

[tiny-tigers]

NO NO No no no no no nonoonoonoooooo

Not the BIRKS NO

Not with an evil pants on top of

WTF is this look

NOOOOOOOO

WHAT the heck jack what the HECK

I hate all of you birks lovers I do

[misssmeat]

Lesson for the idiots: if someone blocks you, it is not an invitation to try contacting them somewhere else.

Respect boundaries and accept that you’re not wanted.

[castiel--for--king]

my toxic trait is wanting to cut someone out of my life entirely after i miss a call from them and i call back two seconds later and they don't answer

[thebroken--soul]

J’aurais dû t’insulter quand j’en avais encore l’occasion avant que tu me bloques comme une merde.

[shepsfavoriteblogonthecitadel]

I did it!

Beat ME2, got everyone out alive, blew the Collector base to Tartarus, told the Illusive Man to go fuck himself, and returned victorious!

Not only did nobody die, but I didn’t die in combat a single time the entire suicide mission, and no one fell in combat once. I’m so pleased.

[bebepac]

I mean it's not wrong. ¡Feliz Navidead! Am I right?

[aestheticxvalentine]

People who think they’re going to stab a Cancer in the heart (or back) and immediately be forgiven within the next millennia: 🤡