#you are a genius

[little-pondhead]

Some fic because I love your au, Fenton is gender brainrot, and little baby dan cracks me up. Full disclosure, my only familiarity with DC is DP crossover fanfic, and a Batman movie I fell asleep during. (If I had a better grasp on the characters I would totally write more :(( i love interactions) also sorry for the weird spacing. Idk why tumblr did that

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There was an empty cardboard box on the table of the Justice League’s main conference room. Taped on the top flap, next to a doodle of Fenton’s logo, was a jump drive.

Heaving a sigh, Batman plugged it in and pulled up his screen on the projector. The drive, which was named “little baby dan’s evil playtime”, contained two files; WATCH_ME_FIRST.mp4 and its-a-secreeeet.pdf. He clicked on the video file, and immediately the projector filled with a blurry close-up of Fenton’s goggles.

After a moment of fiddling with the camera, Fenton stepped back, giving a cheery wave. His lab coat and goggles were a pastel pink, which was new. “Heeeeya, Bats! Whoever else is there! If you’re watching this, you probably weren’t there when I dropped the box off, aaand it’s probably empty.”

He clapped his hands together gleefully. “And Connie, if you’re there, this is payback for cussing around my daughter.” Batman was instantly relieved that Constantine wasn’t on base. Hopefully the situation wouldn’t require Constantine’s expertise. (Or any of the Justice League Dark. Fenton seemed determined to drive them all to an early grave with his casual refusal to acknowledge the supernatural air around him.)

“Now, as you’re all heroes, I’m sure you’re all familiar with the whole,” Fenton paused for a moment, as if searching for the proper words. “”You ate a burger on a Tuesday or something equally inane, and it kickstarted a series of events that led to you going insane and evil and murdering 95% of the Earth’s population and now you must fight your evil alternate self, because your time-controlling cryptid Peepaw said so,” shtick, so I’ll skip the backstory. Say hi to Dan!” Fenton grabbed the camera, and Batman quickly jotted down several notes about the concerning number of things the boy had just said.

The camera swiveled around to show Nightingale, holding a strange beast in a manner that reminded Batman of an “elongated cat meme” Nightwing had shown him when he was still a Robin. The creature bared a maw full of razor sharp fangs at the camera. Nightingale adjusted her grip to hold the creature’s paw and make it wave, which evoked a deep growl.

“Haha, he’d kill me if I did that. Dan likes Nightingale much more than he likes me.”

“Because the worst she has ever done is attempt to shoot me.”

The camera had moved, so Batman couldn’t visually confirm that the deep voice had come from the creature, but the voice didn’t match any of Fenton’s previously revealed companions. “Yeah yeah, her aim sucked back then.” Fenton gave the camera a toothy grin that was only slightly less unnerving than the creature’s. “Dan’s not technically me, he’s much more like Dani, actually, but the world would probably end again if we left him with his other... What did you call him?” Fenton glanced offscreen.

“Bane of my accursed existence.”

Fenton chucked. “The other half responsible for his existence.” Batman added more notes to his file. “So, yeah, Clocky left him with us for a bit to help along his rehab. But a certain psychologist-in-training I know says that repressing rage isn’t healthy, and even without a lot of his powers, he can wipe out most of a city in- what, an hour? We tested it. It was around an hour.”

Everyone present shared a look of deep concern. As if able to see their reaction, Fenton quickly held up his hands in surrender. “Don’t worry! Clocky reset it. Approximately zero people have died from Dan in this timeline.”

“Yet.” Came a furious rumble from off-screen.

“Yes, you’re very scary.” They heard Nightingale coo.

Fenton laughed. “Yeah, we need him- and all of you, -out of our hair for a bit while we concoct more evil plans, and you’re all the least likely to die to him, so you get to babysit! Thanks!”

He reached to shut off the camera before pausing and turning away. “Foley! Which of the furries is the one who really likes animals?”

“Man, do you realize how that sounds out of context?” Foley laughed. “I think Tim said it’s the little one. Damian?”

Fenton nodded and turned back to the camera. “Don’t let Damian try to adopt Dan. Or anyone. Dan will bite their hands off. I mean it!” To emphasize his point, he removed one of his hands.

Batman sighed and added “ability to remove limbs” to a list of Fenton’s powers.

“I’ll include a list of “tasks”” Fenton’s disembodied hand made finger quotes, “we gave Dan to keep him occupied. There’s some at the bottom for you guys. They’re mostly just blatant abuse of his powers for the sake of fun and science. I’d appreciate it if you’d let him mark things off the list and add notes on how it goes. Or you can do it. Or I can steal your cameras. Your choice.”

He thought for a second. “I think you’re supposed to leave, like, pizza money or something, but I don’t think you can get pizza delivered to space. Anyway, thanks for letting me blab your ears off while Dan’s probably committing war crimes for twelve minutes. For your sake, I hope he inherited my interest in space. Good luck! Thanks for babysitting!”

Waving with his still detached hand, Fenton ended the video. Batman closed it and opened the PDF as the few other members present murmured amongst themselves. Most of the pages were filled with a curling script Batman didn’t recognize. The fourth page had a huge, bolded header, reading JP TASKS.

The door opened and shut in half a second as the Flash burst in. “Superman!” The speedster wailed. “I can’t get this thing off of me!”

The Flash waved his arm around, sending small droplets of blood flying as he tried to dislodge the creature sinking his teeth into the speedster’s arm. Batman raised an eyebrow beneath his cowl as Superman quickly lent his super strength in attempt to pry the creature’s jaw open. Dan didn’t budge.

Well, he could certainly see the family resemblance been Fenton, Dani, and Dan. Shaking his head, he turned back to the list.

Task 1: Find Dan. He’s probably attacking someone.

He highlighted the text and crossed it out. This was going to be a long shift.

[Anon, this is me crying over the wonderful gift you have given me. You bastard.]

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"Do you think Fenton's regeneration powers extend to his..." Green Lantern frowned, trying to remember the word the kid had used but coming up blank. "I dunno. But do you think if we cut off little Dan here, he'll heal back up with no problem?" He gestured helplessly to the scene in front of him. Flash was still screeching about the beast on his arm, and now Superman and Wonder Woman were trying to pry him off. Batman was standing to the side, silently bemoaning the lack of quiet. He just wanted one peaceful shift. Just one. Please.

"I'd like to see you try, hero. And I'm not little." Dan spoke, startling all of them. His grip on Flash's arm tightened, making the speedster squeal before releasing the man and spitting out a mouthful of his blood. Batman noticed that his mouth didn't move despite the clearly spoken words. In fact, when Dan closed his mouth, it was like he didn't have one at all.

"So you do speak!" Superman marveled.

"Of course I do. I am not unintelligent, unlike you lot."

Despite his pain, Flash still made sounds of protest that everyone promptly ignored.

Superman flushed. "I just wasn't sure. It was hard to tell in the video."

"Ah, yes. The video that the Fenton menace sent you. Was there a note for me in the flash drive?"

"Uh, no." In one of his less finer moments, Green Lantern stuttered over his words and moved in front of Batman, obviously lying. Dan merely growled and flew through both men, heading straight for the giant monitor. Batman barely suppressed a shiver. Density shifting? Might as well add it to the list. He could see Martian Manhunter, who was in the back of the room, tilt his head at the display.

Dan ignored the room as he used his entire body to manipulate the computer mouse and scrolled back up to the top of the page. Staring intently at the scribbles no one could make out, the heroes could do nothing but shoot each other nervous and confused glances. More than a few of them jumped when Dan chuckled deeply. Honestly, his tiny body was at complete odds with his baritone voice.

"Maybe rehab will be fun if he's letting me do this." Dan sneered, flashing their reflections a sharp fang. No one wanted to ask what exactly he was in rehab for. The little beast turned his gaze to Batman. "You are the one called Batman, who rules the cursed city, correct?" The dark hero nodded, not trusting himself to say anything. "Excellent. You will be my chaperone for now, just as Fenton decreed it. Good luck, mortal man. Pray, I do not destroy your home a second time."

Without any time to unpack that conversation, Dan promptly disappeared from view. Some blinking text caught his attention, and Batman scrolled back down to the English text, glancing at the next few items on the list.

Task 2: Do not let Dan read his portion of this letter until you have a way to track him. There is no containing him.

Task 3: Keep him with a chaperone at all times. (If you can)

Task 4: Do not let Dan back into Gotham unless you're fine with a sudden decrease in the clown population.

Task 5: Take him for a walk in Death Valley. He likes hunting lizards.

Task 6: Make sure he goes down for his 2pm nap every day.

Task 7: He'll ask for it, but do not give him any burgers for mealtime. It upsets his stomach.

Task 8: Dan gets ONE(1) sweet after dinner before brushing his teeth. Those green pop rocks Batman always carries will do fine; he likes those. :)

A sudden alarm blared from his wristwatch, making Batman tear his eyes away from the screen, indicating an emergency at Arkham. This time, Batman actually sighed out loud. There was more to the list, but right now, he really needed to find their new charge before he killed the Joker, from the sound of it.

[sansterballpro]

Killer in a cool stabby stabby pose perhaps? like, knife raised above his head or held at the start of the swing or something like that

Or maybe error im that "All alone on a Friday night? God, you're pathetic." meme heheh

*he was stopped before he could even start, solely due to the fact that he was going to try to slice a pie from a 20 ft jump doing said pose.

*nightmare is done with his bullshit.

I tried so hard to finish this but I got stuck with the poses along the way KAHFKAJS so have the sketches of it! He’s a menace and I love him lots smh

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REQUEST REGARDLESS!! It meant a lot and I love both suggestions so much AKDHKAJS

Please take care of yourself or I’ll bust down your door and throw water bottles at you /pos 💖💖

nightmare belongs to jokublog

killer belongs to rahafwabas

[mixxsweetheart]

saw this idea in one of the reblogs from shivers hair problem and omg what a genius that person is

[meetmeinmyden]

A pun on "confirmation bias" 👌 👌

[imrllytootiredforthis]

My manifestation is complete. Prepare yourself because I'm going to leave you a shock (Hopefully)

OK sub yandere felix/hyunjin/jisung (pick one because I can't 🫠) Who you dated but eventually broke up (Nothing horrible you just didn't want to be in a relationship anymore). After hearing that they're absolutely devastated. You guys can't break up, he's your baby boy and your his mommy/mistress, you're supposed to be together forever. So the'll do anything to get back together. They make unexpected visits to your job, they send you lots of gifts, they'll send pictures and/or videos of themselves in "compromising" positions while wearing lingerie, the'll send you letters writing in great detail what he wants you to do to him. He'll even break into your apartment because he has a BIG surprise for you. When you enter your apartment and head to your bedroom, he's right there, on your bed, wearing lingerie and makeup (maybe a leash) and he is absolutely BEGGING you to use him and treat him as your little toy. Use him as you please, everything he is belongs to you.

That is my manifestation, I hope you enjoy.

-🐟anon

I ENJOY SO MUCH

HOly FuCK

y'know i'm gonna pick my hannie bc he's my babygirl and i can't resist him.

he'd do anything and everything so that you would take him back, yes, including sending little gifts to your office. flowers (your favourite kind ofc), chocolates, little trinkets he found that made him think of you.

gradually though they get bigger and bigger. an expensive purse you'd been wanting, high end shoes and clothing that was just your size, some new earbuds because yours had broken...kinda weird, you'd never told him that yours had broken but whatever!

it's sweet at first, adorable and sweet until suddenly it isn't. until one day you get a little box with a seemingly innocent little bow on it.

inside is a small remote control, one arrow pointing up and the other pointing down, a power button and a small note written in that recognizable handwriting

'go wild;)'

you hesitate, where does it cross a line, where does it become falling back into the same old patterns. but on the back it has another message.

'don't overthink it, please, you know you want to.'

he'd be so desperate to get you back, shame is gone. who's she? he doesn't know her.

he only knows humping his pillow, moaning your name as he clutches at the soft fabric, begging to cum while his hips rut needily and a camera sits recording catching all of it to send to you later.

he knows pictures of his hard dick, messages underneath describing absolutely sinful imagery of everything he'd let you do to him-everything he wishes you'd do to him.

lacy lingerie and pretty collars that dig into the delicate skin of his neck, a little tag engraved with "(name)'s property". thigh highs and skirts and tiny crop-tops that show off his slutty little waist that you were oh so obsessed with.

lighting and positioning and exactly what angle he knows will rile you up the most-he's mastered the art of nudes and sexting-knowing exactly what sets you off and what leaves you wanting more

it's all yours anyway. he belongs to you. even if you've moved on, even if you're done with him. you're not really.

you can't really be. because here he is, sending you the lewdest images you could possibly fathom and there you are, still getting off the them.

and then you come home one day, and there he is.

dressed all up in a pretty little outfit with his collar and leash, makeup done up all nice.

he gets down on his knees, begging for you to take him back, to love him, to let him please-he'll do anything, anything for your love and affection, for your praise and attention.

tears well up in his eyes, ruining his perfectly done eye makeup in a way he wasn't expecting-he was ready for a much different scenario to make him cry.

use him- treat him as your toy. use him as you please-take anything and everything.

it's all yours anyway, without you he's nothing, without you he feels like nothing matters.

he's yours. he belongs to you. you can't move on, not when he's still here and you're still here and you never could resist his pretty tears.

[astralnymphh]

goddess bless the person who sent in a request about jackson!ellie making dinner in her garage-home for joel and his date.. i hope the inbound seasons greet you kindly and that your bed is nice and snuggly every night.. one of the most fire fucking ideas don't apologize for sending too many SEND MORE.. GOD.. ♥

[freedomfireflies]

You know what? I'm gonna continue cos imagine the way that I picture it: hanging out with your friends and he is part of that group but he is madly in love with you, and all of your friends are just waiting until the day that you too finally end up together, like maybe you know each other since your first year at uni, he's taking the same class as you just for the credits, but this is a very important class for your degree and is kinda hard course, and he's lost most of the time but he can't ditch the class cause he has an sports scholarship so he ask for your help because you're always participating in class and making very good points and he loves to hear you because you always get so passionate about the topics and he hopes that maybe one day he can be at your level to have that kind of "intelligent" discussion with you and he also has noticed you around campus and he thinks that you are so pretty so he doesn't mind having something nice to look at while he's getting help, so he ask for help and you say yes obviously because you have had a little crush on him since the first match of the season cause one of your roommates is a big fan of rugby so he take you to the matches and you spot him and he looks familiar, doesn't he? But you can't pin point from where.

And while helping him you start to develop this routine where you go to one of your apartments (it depends on his practice) maybe he takes a shower, you studied and order something to eat while your waiting you always get so in deep about everything and nothing and without realising he's getting that kind of conversation and discussions that he wanted with you and he's very smart, smarted than you, you would say (normal people)

So moving forward you help him he passes the course and you become inseparable, his crush on you becomes so strong that he gets jealous so easily especially when you go to see the practices and all of the team flirt (nothing serious) with you just to piss him off, but you on the other hand convince yourself that he doesn't feel the same way as you do so you try to get over him.

😮‍💨 I can go on all day about this

!!!!!!!! Bestie no notes 😮‍💨 love this, will be rereading!!

FEEL FREE TO GO ON HAHAH

[afairycreature]

people aren't talking enough about the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary.

[auroradiation]

“waaah waaaahh dont tag my art as ship art its not romantic” *makes the terminator guy a bdsm puppy sub* SO do you think the culture surrounding art can be controlled by its creators or not? make up your mind you sick puppy fetishist

A BDSM PUPPUY SUB

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww omg aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Thanks buddy finally someone gets me. I love you for this. Please tag bdsm puppy sub under my art.

[doodle17]

Wait. Loboto retroactively had Thorny Towers as his home base according to PN 2 (highly implied). So what if for the Dadboto au:

A hazing ritual involves sending kids over to the tower, and of the few who make it there (most are caught by Milla and Sasha, actually meet Raz.

Oh my gosh

OH MY GOSH ABKJSGAHSGS

Like- I could imagine Elton, Lili, Elka and Dogen all going there to like sneak out and explore or something and then getting scared by little Raz lol. Then they're lost so he takes them to Linda or something to help them get back. They then tell him about camp and he that's how he discovers Whispering Rock!

[thetownidiot]

Just finished look back

[mr-urple]

i just think you should know. every time i listen to pink pony club i think of d. idk why. i just do

Just listened to it and YES

[voxxisms]

@radiomurdeer replied to your post “❛ put your votes in! ❜ aka, vote by replying...”:

vawks or vaux or something similar but still pronounced vox

​okay hold the fuck up vaux is cool as hell????? i may need to re - do this poll my god i love forge - vorge as a silly concept n wouldnt turn it down if people wanna call him that but ???? vaux.

[forever-eternal]

compiling what I thought of the songs into an ask because l'm on the website and if I dare hit the return button on a comment it immediately sends it. I’m also going off lyrics for this

Pet Semetary.

for this one it specifically it feels like Adam and Robin grieving for states they’ve lost or generally “they’ve lost all of their family and the only ones left is them”

Lithium

This feels like Robin being absolutely stressed out of her mind but refusing to let other people worry about her and if they try then she tells them that she’s fine

Opened Up

This feels like if Adam died and Robin is just, too shocked to feel anything else for a while. It’s also her trying to pretend he’s still alive for the sake of her own mental health

Across The Bridge

Roughly the same feelings as the last, Adam has died and Robin is trying to not have a complete mental break over it

Or

One Adam or Robin’s parents have died and the way they died was incredibly shocking the way they died

Too Heavy A Burden

Adam blaming himself for what happened to his back and apologizing that his back is no longer as strong as it was, which is not his fault

Don’T

Adam and Robin calming one of their children down after they have a traumatic dream about their past lives with past countries

Just Like You

Adam needing pain meds but refusing to get anything prescribed for himself and Robin trying to get him to get prescribed meds

Never Coming Back

Adam suddenly going missing without a trace and nobody being capable of finding him but the thing is that he’s still alive, he’s just silently suffering in immense pain and no way to call for help

Second Time Around

Robin caring for Adam when he’s in far too much pain to do so himself. Adam will not let anybody else touch him besides his wife

Lake

Adam and Robin on their last days alive, Robin ends up going first, leaving Adam the only one left for days on end and pretending that she’s still with him and that they still share living love

Hi Lovely

I hope you know that you’re an absolute genius and I am taking some of these to turn into a story

Specifically planning for: Lithium, Second Time Around, Don’t, Too Heavy a Burden, and Lake

Because god DAMN those are some good little slivers of angst you have given me.

[figuerocks]

Imogen turning invisible and flying above Yios to message her mother is the most visually stunning thing I have ever heard described in dnd. All I can think of is the potential animated scene.

[anadorablekiwi]

Dude

You know what would be awesome

Ragbros tangled au

Kaeya as Rapunzel and Diluc as Flynn only there’s no romance

The Knigjts as the thugs from the snuggly duckling

The one harbinger dude as gothel

The twins as the stabbingtons…?

Crepus as the King with Varka as his right hand man instead of a Queen (sorry Diluc’s Mom—)

…do we make Paimon Pascal

OOOOOOO YES YES YES

And Yes paimon is absolutely pascal