#you ain't coming back

[mobius-m-mobius]

#happy anniversary to remembering this actually happened 😘✌️

Loki S2 Anniversary x Episode 5 - “Science/Fiction”

[thebramblewood]

Helena is growing more comfortable in her vampire skin... and also with letting Lilith worm her way in.

Special cameos by @simsdaughters' Maxima and @living-undead's Ulric! Listen, they may be plotting together to destroy every other vampire in sight but only so they can then get busy destroying each other.

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Lilith: One glass of Chateau Castellano’s finest to kick-start the night.

Helena: [giggles] Maybe even two?

Lilith: Atta girl.

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Helena: Your form is terrible! You’d think after more than a century you’d have a stronger core. See? Drusilla knows what she’s doing. We’ve got to get you in shape before you end up like those crusty old Nobles.

Caleb: [defensively] I’m in shape. I just prefer to build different muscles.

Ah, yes. This is much more peace-

[whoooooosh]

Caleb: Lilith, what the hell?

Lilith: Enough of the boring stuff. Let’s go for a run. [judgmental glare] And lose that bulky sweater, Helena. You’ll be more aerodynamic without it.

Helena: Does that really matter with, you know, whatever the technical term is for super vampire speed?

Lilith: Take it off!

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Lilith: Think you can beat me tonight?

Helena: I have to eventually, right?

Lilith: That’s cute. Your times have been improving, but you’ve still got a long way to go. 

On your mark, get set-

Helena: Hey, stop doing that!

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Helena: Admit it. You might have won, but I gave you a run for your money.

Lilith: Mm, it could’ve been a fluke. [coyly] I guess we’ll just have to go again, won’t we?

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Lilith: Ugh. I blinked, and suddenly this place is family friendly.

Helena: Should we be worried? They seem... angry.

Lilith: [rolls eyes] Worried? About these pipsqueaks?

Helena: I mean, it stands to reason they’re more powerful than they look, right?

Lilith: Even if that’s true, they’d come for Straud first — and, frankly, I hope they do.

[iwasbored777]

No one:

Branch's brothers when he needed them the most:

[hughmanbean]

Occasional Visits

Once upon a time, there was a man who had a pit of Lazarus and was the Head of the League of Assassins. Perhaps the Lazarus is rancid ecto, and the death emanating from all of the members around to it is really starting to pull some attention.

And perhaps, one High Queen of the Infinite Realms early on had decided that, "Man, I gotta check this out." Time, of course, decides that "That would be a good precaution. Just be careful." And gives a few time portal visits.

Now, imagine those visits keep going. For the Head of the League, it is a first meeting of suspicion followed by rivalry, before the years churn along into an amicable acquaintance. For the High Queen, it is a FrootLoop who needs to be kept under watch, before years grind down the drive to continue messing with his plans and go back to managing the Realms and allowing for others to take action.

Contemplate the idea that only five years with visits for the High Queen is decades with occasional visits for the Head of the League. Maybe it is an occasion that is now greeted with a bit of celebration, for someone who he can talk too and know from the past who isn't now against him or dead.

And maybe, just maybe, he's about to get another visit. Right in the middle of something important. Who could say?

[teamcavota]

i know lots of people have waxed poetics about the line and I'll make it clear I wont be saying much that hasn't been said before right now but

i just fucking love the line, "you're Cavendish, waddya gonna do?" it isn't just about the central thing behind the line which is that Dakota could not imagine taking any other actions than he has because Cavendish just means that much to him, but also because the line could have been "you're my partner/best friend, so waddya gonna do?" and purely highlighted the relationship aspect. however, with the line in the show there's an aspect of Dakota saying that if the world knew Cavendish like he did they'd all agree too ("he's Cavendish, waddya gonna do.") that Cavendish absolutely being worthy of what Dakota has done for him is as "objective" as the sky being blue.

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

she gave it to her friend with the belief it will return itself to her. she is SO logical but when it comes to jinshi she could go metaphysical

[rosaryof-sorrows]

saw 2004 fans reposting the same lawrence adam scene for the 20th time this month the way god intended

[zuzu-draws]

It's not easy being a villian's fan, lemme tell ya 😔😔

[rafayelscutie]

So I decided to study with Sylus for the first time and I was wondering what he'd be working on while I was doing my thing

This boy is CLEANING. HIS. GUN. Cleaning his fucking gun.

And at the end of our study session

The audacity of this man I swear XD

[butchnavi]

I randomly miss my stupid tumblr ex best friend

[quackle]

draft reveals under cut because i am soooo ready for the eps:

gotta cover all my bases just in case <3

[sunlitmiracle]

Day 2 Engineer claiming can lead to the fastest own-goals

bonus: I scuffed this round because I was convinced Yuriko was yet again Gnosia when she was going after Setsu, so I helped run a dogpile that put Yuriko in cold sleep. but then. well.

final three with two definite humans and Setsu wasn't one of them :') feels bad when you have to use definite enemy on your Situationship

[toiletpotato]

James Earl Jones as King Lear!!!!! The full production!!

[atoltia]

How did Sandra react to March's 2 heart event?

basically:

March, lashing his jealous tirade at her: 🤬

Sandra, looking at the lightweight hoe he gave her at the end, touched: Oh, March.

Sandra, placing a hand over his with a grateful smile: thank you 😊

March: ... 😵‍💫

[howlingdemon13]

If I had a nickel for every fandom I wandered into that has a toxic attitude towards adaptations of the source material, I'd have two nickles... And I don't even want one nickel at this point...