#yootoobz

[ciocalatta]

This exactly. My brain will randomly be like “you know that single word from that sentence you thought? Here’s an entire paragraph of thoughts based on that one word. Oh and then I’m gonna grab one sentence from that paragraph and make an essay of thoughts from, and then-“

Lullaby problems

Does anyone need yootoob to fall asleep too lol.

[figitorynonsenseptii]

yootoobzed

@aquakat-draws

[johnnycloverleaf]

@dooper64 has started uploadin some of the animated goofs I've been making over the last few months over on the yootoobz

This is the first one I done did!

[sparkelfox]

rayven an i gon bigchill and watch yootoobz and eat a hole ass PIZZA TONITE DOGG !!

we livin it up and we dont even haz thumnbz

too powerful to be stoped

mondo radical epic gamerz!!! 🐾🐾🐾

[melyzard]

Don't hate me, but I was poking around teh yootoobz and found SNL's "Fighter Pilots" sketch from 1/28/18. Permission for a detailed analysis of how accurate it is. 😅

So I’m assuming you mean this video:

There is....a lot wrong with this, but probably the funniest error is not that one dude has a callsign as blatantly childish and stupid as “Clown Penis” but that all the other dudes have cool callsigns like “Viper” and “Sidewinder.”

Actual callsigns of people I have flown with (including one that was temporarily my callsign before I earned ‘Pedals,’ but I’m not going to tell you which):

Maggot, Goo, FUNGUS (Fuck U New Guy Shut Up - and yes, I know the last two letters are swapped), Kweef, Skeetles (look it up on urban dictionary, I’m not explaining), Master (last name Bates - remember, all these names are written in their entirety on the side of the jet, so one jet in this squadron literally had “LT Tobias Master Bates” painted in big block letters under the cockpit), Raw Dog, Swamp Donkey, Noodles (it’s funnier/dumber in context)

Callsigns I have never heard on fighter pilots outside of movies:

Viper, Sidewinder, Maverick, Ace, Ice Man

Anyway, none of these callsigns, cool or stupid, would be said over the radio in normal comms. You would use whatever your mission-specific callsign was (for example: for a defensive mission, perhaps we would all be Shield, and all we would say to identify ourselves would be “Shield 1,” Shield 2,” Shield 3″ etc. Also, and I bring this up only because it is a thing in like, every movie ever and it drives me nuts: NO ONE SAYS “OVER” OR “OUT” Technically, IF you were to use it, you would only ever end your final transmission with “out,” because it means “Hey, I’m done with you now and I am turning off this frequency, this conversation is finished.” “Over” is a weird army thing, I think. No one says ‘Over’ in the air force or navy aviation.

But although this sketch gets the comms, the names, the implication that he named himself (a huge No in the fighter community), the fact that 50,000 feet is insanely high and not a normal operating area, afterburner is not a thing we go into for prolonged periods of time, and just generally everything else, there is one thing this gets painfully correct:

There’s always that one guy. You know, that guy, the one who is never in position, somehow inverted and with all his alarms going off, taking himself way too seriously, clogging up the radio with bullshit and making the female ground controllers uncomfortable.

[stormypaint]

im now scared to go into the #unus annus tag bc Fear.jpeg

i need to finish dashboarding and get to the yootoobz dot com

[rawk-chikk]

Jays vs Nats live on the yootoobz tonight.

[rawk-chikk]

I've been sucked into a 'bardcore' black hole on teh yootoobz.

Don't send help just yet 😋.