#yooo wtf

[lilymelancholie]

goofy ah panic attack moment ;-;

[autisticretard]

i have ur social security #

[eomcheong-keun-megi]

UN

REAL

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

YOOOOO HIIIIIIIIII EVERYYONNEE!!!!

[ask-nova-valentine]

Some older Nova doodles from when I was first trying to make her character. Ehhhhhh

[sq1shy-fr0g]

HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

[freakishgames]

My friend found a version of this called the "R*tard Squisher".

sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna

[lovesinistra]

[gworlmoss]

We remember nothing is fated.....

Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly

[kassasnek]

No one likes a mad woman

What a shame she went mad-

[greenbirdtrash]

Tobias. When i FUCKING GET YOU, TOBIAS-

[the-wiggler]

kane needs to STOP being such a cutie patootie bro is TOO smooth 😭😭 i want to grab his stupid face and give him a big old smoochie kiss

[reallyrandomtj]

One sneeze and that's all it took to take me out yesterday-- pain management hasn't been hitting where it needed to hit in order for me to be comfortable outside of bed rest so struggle city has been REAL!

All I want to do is catch up on drafts... I miss my threads ~ I want them to progress but my body says 'NO stay in bed you fecking dork' and I want to SCREAM!

My house mates did get me stronger pain medication so I have just taken them and may try and sleep ( if my body lets me ) with the plan to wake up when they've kicked in... if anything, for today, I may just focus on chatting with mutuals if anyone wishes to do so here or on Discord?

[eomcheong-keun-megi]

Any other Han'ers out there feeling attacked by the most recent SKZ-Talker EP?

[aajjks]

in case you guys need some context: https://www.tumblr.com/aajjks/734286381102333952/why-is-ayra-trying-to-tcdadjk-look-at-the

TC!dad!JK

“you probably forgot, but remember that girl nami? i know he still talks to her but i’m not sure what he’ll ask us about” you say with a hint of unease as you squeeze jungkook’s hand. your little boy, now a grown man, could be in love and you aren’t ready to let your firstborn go. you’ll never forget the pain and happiness you felt when you went into labor. what was an accident became the greatest thing in your life and now here you are, a mother of seven children when you were determined to only birth a boy and a girl, if only you knew.

see, raising your eldest son luckily wasn’t hard as you made sure to instill the same morals your mother instilled in you when your were a child:

be respectful.

use kind words.

never talk to strangers.

and be prepared to face stormy weather.

somehow, you’re finding it hard to face the storm because neither one of you have no idea what your son is going to ask you and after giving jaehan to one of the maids, he knocks before entering his parents chamber where they patiently wait for what their son has to say.

“mom, dad” he begins nodding his head at the both of you which you and jungkook smile and allow jinseoul to continue.

the 18 year old takes a deep breath and without anymore second guessing or doubt, he says what’s been on his mind for the past month now…

“i..i want to ask nami for her hand in marriage” he says shyly and your eyes immediately widen. you remember the maids bringing you information about this ‘choi nami’ that stole your son’s heart after a few exchanges of art pieces. she was born in japan to a japanese father and korean mother and was of noble blood due to her mother being a duchess. to keep the information hidden, her mother hired someone to kill her father and thus nami was raised in goryeo and only speaks hangul never learning about her true heritage.

you’ve met nami in person once or twice but it was only to pick your children up and from appearance, she seemed formal and very sweet. jungkook, however, isn’t too familiar with nami but is aware of the choi lineage and remembers his father not being fond of the duchess.

“son…uh…marriage? are you sure?” you say in shock yet your son seems certain.

“i-i know she’s not a princess but you weren’t a princess when you and father wedded. i love her, mom. we love each other and i think i’m ready to marry her”

“jinseoul, we’ve never met the girl”

“you have, mother!”

“well, your father hasn’t. son, you’re only 18. marriage is a big stepping stone”

“you and father got married at 22 years old. why is being 18 any different?”

“because there wasn’t a ‘teen’ at the end of our age. son, please understand. i know you love her but give it some time”

“i’m not a little boy, mom. what i have for nami isn’t puppy love. i actually love her and she loves me too. i’ve known her since i was twelve, that’s seven years”

“why are you so eager to marry her, son? don’t you want to wait before putting your eggs in one basket?”

jinseoul bites his lip. well, he made it this far…

“b-because…nami…nami is p-pregnant”

~🫧

Jungkook laughs, out loud, hard enough to actually snort. He doesn’t believe what he just heard.

Jinseoul… he cannot do this. Suddenly his brain has shut off, and he feels his legs and arms shaking from anger as his son’s words settle in his brain. Jinseoul… Jeon Jinseoul… his heir to the throne… his baby who just turned 18… has got a girl pregnant.

“ WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT YN?!?” Jungkook turns his head towards you, he tilts his head so fast that his neck almost breaks, but he feels so angry right now. “YN H-HE GOT A GIRL PREGNANT!” Jungkook stands up abruptly, he is literally screaming off his lungs, he is not sure about what to think right now because this is a huge deal.

“OH MY GOD HE GOT A GIRL PREGNANT! YN ARE YOU HEARING YOUR SON RIGHT NOW?” This is beyond disappointing. This was not he had planned for his oldest son.

And Jungkook is literally turning into his father right now. He doesn’t want to become a grandfather at the age of 42.

“Y-Yn oh my God I’m going to kill him! STOP ME BEFORE I FUCKING KILL HIM!” Jungkook and you are quite young right now, and he is still capable of having children with you.

He was supposed to have another child with you, HE DID NOT WANT TO BECOME A GRANDFATHER. “Y-Yn you and I are about to become grandparents! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!” Jungkook picks up a vase and throws it to the nearest wall

How could jinseoul be so careless? “I-I don’t know what to do- AT 18 I WAS LITERALLY FIGHTING ON THE BATTLEFIELD!” That is true, because at 17 years old, he was crowned king.

Jinseoul… his perfect son…. He’s so disappointed right now.

“Y-Yn GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!”