#yooo im still here ;D

[demontamerarts367]

:):) on ur post about drawin stick ocs .. pspspps /nf

creds: 1) amalifox (IM STILL SHOCKED/VPOS) 3) cheddarbox ; !

Yooo! Heres your Goober!!! :D Had fun drawing em!

And here are the separate works!

[prince-of-red-lions]

MOOT APPRECIATION POST. RIGHT NOW. GET OVER HERE YOU SILLY GOOBERS! 💖💖💖

@kiwi-der-vogel-alt. YOU WERE MY FIRST EVER MUTUAL. i love your art so much it is so SHAPED and they are all so BLORBO!!!! you are a wonderful person and your so funny and i hope you had a good christmas. I LOVE THE GATOS YOU DRAW BTW-

@whyoneartheven. EVIE!! HI! you are a WONDERFUL PERSON. thank you so much for all the kindness you given me! you were also one of my first moots, and im glad i met you. i hope you had a good christmas! YOUR AMAZING 💖

@uniquevoidflowers UNIIII. HEBLO!!! i love your writing SO MUCH its SO GOOD. and your a sweet person as well, and your so nice. :) thanks for all the kind words you've given me! KEEP ON WRITING GIRLIE YOU SLAAY 💪💪

@turdofanerd WHATS UP TURDO. YOU SILLY CREATURE. we don't talk much but i KNOW your SUPER COOL. BECAUSE YOU ARE. thank you for your quiet but strong support on everything i've done! your a wonderful person!

@akchimp75 AKKKK. HI! ak your so silly. soooo silly /pos. you have a fiery spirit and your a joy to talk to! thank you for being SO COOL. its always fun to see you on my dash! STAY AWESOME AK 💖💖💖🔥🔥

@margindoodles2407. MARGIN! we may not talk much, but im still glad were mutuals. I LOVE YOUR ART SO MUCH! your just a wonderful person and your FUNNY!!! thank you for all the support, margin, and MERRY CHRISTMASSS

@vio-starzz HEY MOSS! we don't talk a whole lot either, and we're new mutuals, but that doesn't make you ANY LESS AMAZING. your art is SO CUTE and you have a FANTASTIC personality. KEEP IT UP IM PROUD 💖💖

@taddy-cat OMG TADDY. HI. your are just. SO COOL. when you first started messaging me i had no idea what to do, but now im SO GRATEFUL FOR IT. your always there and someone to chat with. you have such COOL art ideas and CUTE ART AS WELL and your work stories are HILARIOUS. thank you for always being there and getting me to socialize more. YOUR TRULY WONDERFUL AND YOUR ART IS BEAUTIFUL 💖💖💖

@ladye-zelda another mutual i dont talk much with 😔BUT YOUR SO AWESOME. ladye, your art is amazing and i hope you had an AWESOME CHRISTMAS. keep it up because you SLAY EVERYDAY ��

@hiimgin. OMG AMOUR. YOOO WHATS UP. amour your such a sweet and genuine person. your art is so SHAPED and COOL and COLORFUL. you are so FUN TO TALK WITH!!! you truly are a kind person and i thank you for everything nice you've said to me. you make me feel SO SPECIAL <3

@almost-an-artist L.B. YOU. HI. your art is so WONDERFUL. its so CUTE AND ADORABLE AND I LOVE IT. and YOU are wonderful too! you are a pleasure to talk to and i hope you stay sweet forever! thank you for all the art you've given me and know that I LOVE YOU!!! (/p). don't ever change you AMAZING PERSON 💖💖💖💖 @killuagobrrrrr HELLO! we may not have interacted much, but your HILARIOUS. thank you for all the fun convo's we've had! merry christmas!

OKAY, I THINK THATS EVERYONE! :D MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL. your all WONDERFUL people and you've all made me feel so special and so loved and you guys deserve the world. seriously. thank you for everything, and i hope you all understand how much i appreciate each and every one of you. the talents you all possess are AMAZING, don't ever give them up. times will get tough but keep moving! im always supporting and cheering you folks on, so DON'T GIVE UP! 💖💖💖💖💖 please remember to talk care of ya'lls selfs, otherwise i will come over and smack you myself. <3

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA'LLS! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[cielles-random-vault]

"yeah my boyfriend's in a band"

aftershow hobie x reader where he shows his lover <33

note: im already in love with this man (/srs), so :3

uhhh lil context? hobie is facing some batshit fan at a concert, but he only has eyes for you and he wants it to show

content: hobie is reader's boyfriend, slight smut, not proofread, reader is gender neutral !

enjoy the brainrot ;D

song: brooklyn baby - lana del rey

as usual when your boyfriend was performing, you looked for him in the first row of the scene. he was pretty famous in town, so he made sure he always took you with him on tours.

even though you were insecure about him cheating on you when you could not attend his concert, you trusted him enough to not to.

sure he had a flirty personality with everyone, but you never spoke your mind about this to home so he didn't bother changing (but sure he would if you did tell him)

"doll? d'ya want to come tonight? it's a huge performance, and ima need you with me, " he said with a begging pout.

you simply couldn't resist when he did this to you, so you obviously accepted.

the show went all smoothly, it was amazing as usual, you took a lot of and videos of your boyfriend to later on show them to him and cover him in compliments during your aftershow seances - in which you gave him a honest feedback of your boyfriend's concert, and sometimes a bit more...

starting to get overstimulated, you headed to hobies room.

"can i help you?" you say, disturbed at you noticed a girl was waiting there.

she was wearing a very short skirt with a very tight crop top and was rearranging her red lipstick in a very provocative way.

"i'm waiting for hobie." the girl said. "and what are you? another fan ?" she asked condescendingly.

"i'm hum.. his manager." you lie. "im here to review stuff for the next concert." you reply dryly, starting to get a bit pissed off.

she was still putting on her makeup, probably waiting for your boyfriend.

speaking of the devil, hobie made his entrance.

"how d'ya liked the show, doll?" he asked holding your waist and kissing you from behind.

"someone is waiting for you." you say dryly after kissing your boyfriend.

he stiffened at the sight of the girl sitting on the counter.

she waved at him, slut style, pouting.

"hobieeee" she says, standing to hug him. "the concert was amazing as always."

"back off sarah" hobie said, avoiding the girl. "i already told you a thousand times i don't want to see you around anymore. i called your best friend, she's outside waiting to take you back home."

"you're no fuun, hobiee" pouted the girl. "bet i could treat you way better than your (she paused, looking down and up at you) that.

she headed outside before giving hobie a last slutty look.

hobie locked the door behind her, and took you up to the counter where she was sitting earlier.

he puts his hands on your waist, starting to kiss you, before asking:

"how'd ya like the show,doll? hope you're gonna like the surprise i have for you next."

YOOO :DDD /pos

i had sm fun writing this aaaaa

PLEASE REBLOG ☹️☹️

[sparkbugs]

AUGHHH 113. Wowieee spoilers below!

The white people mouth bit. PLEASSEEE

Queen get a crown and has bunny ears :D aww I love xem sm

The axolotls I love them I want them as marketable plushies OMG I HAVE BABY AXOLOTLS FROM BUILD A BEARS. I have idea hehehe

YESSSS CHIP FINALLY GOT THE SHIELD SPELL THANK FUCKING GOD. Also 19 ac he’s. He’s still dead though. Nice ring :) love the trauma flashback that came with it

PHOENIX BULLETS YOOO jay I love u

IT TOOK THEM 113 EPISODES TO GET A MAP IM LOSING MY MIND AHHDJDHS Grizzly did a great job of this world though I love it sm.. I love how the world is divided..

All of them holding their breathe PLEASEEEE it’s just a recordingggg LMAO BIZLY

This is so. This is directed at chip. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. AHDUDHSUWHS what the fuck haha! Wowie

The hollowed save… god is the dc getting harder oh no. OH MY GOD HE REMEMBERS THE MURDER????? HE RHEISHSISHAB I’m normal

Jay gets a nerf gun :)

OH NOOOOOOO ITS TIME. WHY IS IT CALLED WOOD WORKER. GRIZZLY PLAYS WHAT THE FUCK

poor gillion this man is ace as fuck (me too. I hate it here.)

This is so. What the fuck. GRIZZLY. WHAT. HES LAUGHING SO HARD BUT HE WROTE IT HOW DID YOU SIT HERE AND WRITE THIS HELLOOOOOOO CHARLIE SLIMECICLE HOW ARE YOU READING THIS IM SO. How.

What the ACTUAL FUCK. POOR GILLION NOOOOOOOOOOO

Three paths. I don’t like any of em. They’re gonna go the “safest” cause the other two are out of the question. This is gonna go soooo welllll hahahaaa UGHHHGGGHDHDHDHSH theres 10 mins left what’s gonna go wrong.

“4 x 4 = 16” “no It’s 4” “what?”

What the scallop!! Haha!! Ahsishsixhs

Uh. The raft base is up? Huh

Good episode haha! Pain and agony. Grizzly why did you write gay smut for your dnd campaign.

[dtupdates-archive]

♡—DREAM was active on Dream__Fanart! He liked:

i can't breathe when you're not there

Im droodling for living at this point

this started as a silly doodle and i got here

Lil fanart :)

we're 2 droncerts into the tour and he's already becoming too powerful 😵‍💫

he's a star !! 💫

love the hair

I wanna put you in the spotlight

dude ur magestic we get it 😾

It's DC Droncert day!!

the drair

wip dc droncert \o/

pull me out from the cage I've known

RAAGH finally finished the DC droncert bingo sheet !!

i can't describe that glow

more gentle...

a superstar

My heart beats fast when it feels like that panic attack

I almost decided not to post it but i feel constant urge to share my love for Dream publicly and I couldn't fight it even when my art sucks😔

I made DC droncert stickers!!

So proud of you king 🙌💗

if perfect was a person it'd be him

CURLY HAIR GANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️

"I can't breathe when you're not there"

I need you to know just how special you are

He is in the moment, an absolute star 🌟💚🌟

Work in progress

babies☺️

yooo🫠

he's chilling in LA with ur bae just so you know

crazy 🧍‍♂️

hi @Dream__Fanart i'm drawing u rn ^_^

Holy mama 😳

dc concert 🎤 :D

I'm losing my mind over this

Panic attack🫀

The Walk

self defense tutorial

lil sappy doodle

i'm stuck in bed so i drew dream on my phone

I JUSR WANNA 👹👹👹

He is having sm fun :') ⭐️

idk if you're still here but im drawing u 🥰🥰

love it

little tiny guy and his itty bitty hat collection😞

proud of u

dree cee droncert :o

"did we make it?"

[yourlocaltoad]

yooo quick little update on projects

~ Voice lines ~ Recently finish uploading senseis in english, but I'm not done uploading voice lines! Tomorrow starts with the supercharger voice lines :D this includes their quest lines too

And with that if everything goes right ill be posting lines twice a day ! After I'm done with the superchargers i wanna upload some NPC lines from imagintors and superhcargers and then work on the senseis in spanish a lot of the lines for character during SSA-STT have already been uploaded by someone, so i wanna focus on the last 2 games

~ Models ~ ok so I have been a lot when it comes to extracting and that includes models if you go through my carrd there is a button that will lead ya to a mega folder with some of the models I've uploaded feel free to mess with those 3 while I work on preparing more i also wanna start uploading the renders of the models I've done for art reference. I spent most of may and june getting my hands on the ROH models and taking pics, but I was still learning how to use blender so they aint the best but I'm still willing to upload those pictures, ya know. Art references for the skylanders are hard to come by if you want to mess the ROH models you can find them here ( i didnt extract them)

~ Imagine extraction ~

Ok there is alot with this um there are all sorta of images from the games I can extract but right now im working on digging through files and see exactly what I have access too. I mostly have dig up icons right now but once I have enough to make some posts I will

I mean like there is so much from character icons to the map assets from supercharger to the kaos painting to like everything but it's also hard to dig up specific things

And website stuff is going, I mean I have enough stuff queued until September, so I'm not working on that right now

TLDR: i've been doing quite a bit lmao

ty for reading

[thepublishingpress]

sunboi > Artemis Agrotera

sunboi: don’t you think something was… off about hades?

Artemis Agrotera: yeah

He wouldnt look at me

sunboi: ikr? when zeus asked abt the dead that have escaped, hades brushed the question off, gave a vague answer, and moved on

EVEN WHEN HE MENTIONED THE SOUL THEY CAUGHT HAD THAT INFO

Artemis Agrotera: he’s totally hiding something

sunboi: ill get some of the others on board for Operation Make Hades Spill

Artemis Agrotera: thanks

sunboi: …tomorrow :) 

Artemis Agrotera: i hate you.

~*~

sunboi made a chat

sunboi renamed the chat to Operation: Make Hades Spill

sunboi added Artemis Agrotera

sunboi: ok so who do we add

Artemis Agrotera: what i thought u were in charge of adding

sunboi: yeah and ur in charge of picking!

Artemis Agrotera: oh my god

Ok u know what

Fine

sunboi: :D

Artemis Agrotera: u should add athena and hephaestus and aphrodite

Athena can draw info like its nothing

Hephaestus has access to hades’ cams

And aphrodite can be quite convincing if athena fails

Aphrodite never fails

sunboi: true true

wb hermes tho?

He can sneak into the underworld for us when hephaestus cams fail or smthn

Artemis Agrotera: yes you can add him

sunboi: okkkk

sunboi added messenger pigeon, Prettigoddess, machines <3, Athena Parthenos

Athena Parthenos: Okay, why do we have another groupchat?

sunboi: here

(screenshot.png)

Athena Parthenos: Hm. Fine. I will assist in your mission.

sunboi: yEah!

Hephaestus??? We need ur cams!!!!

Prettigoddess: he’s offline rn

Pretty sure he had something to do w/ Aglaea

sunboi: aw man

sucks

Can u text him later?

U still have his number right

prettigoddess: yeah

Sure

sunboi: hermes?

messenger pigeon: here here sir!

Yeah i can sneak in 4 u ;) 

sunboi: operation make hades spill is in order!!!

Artemis Agrotera: we should shorten it

Operation: MHS

sunboi: think of a name later

Lets just celebrate!!!

Artemis Agrotera: fine :/ 

sunboi: ur all invited!!! Im ordering pizza <3333

Everyone liked this message

~*~

machines <3 > Prettigoddess

Prettigoddess: hey hephaestus

Can u check the cams of the underworld

specifically hades’ palace?

machines <3: … why are you asking me of this, aphrodite?

Prettigoddess: (screenshot.png)

machines <3: oh

I see.

Very well.

I am suspicious, too.

~*~

messenger pigeon > goddess of spring

messenger pigeon: hey 

Ik it’s off sched

But im coming to visit

Can u tell hades

goddess of spring: oh

Ok yeah sure

messenger pigeon: ok ty

Operation: Make Hades Spill

messenger pigeon: got approved, y’all!

sunboi: YOOO 

LET’S GO

Artemis Agrotera: ok so when do we put the plan in action

sunboi: uh

rn 

I thought that was obvious ngl

Artemis Agrotera: you said literally nothing to suggest that.

sunboi: well my APOLLOgies 

Artemis Agrotera: oh my god that was awful

messenger pigeon: worst pun ever so proud of you

sunboi: <3

Artemis Agrotera: ugh

Lets get on with the plan.

machines <3: yes. 

I have already started

Artemis Agrotera: looking at the cams???

machines <3: yep

Looking

Artemis Agrotera: do you see anything?

Hello??

~*~

machines <3 > messenger pigeon

machines <3: help

i found something

messenger pigeon: what’s this abt?

machines <3: artemis

messenger pigeon: text apollo???

Or artemis herself???

machines <3: no???

If artemis sees what i saw she’d freak out

Same with apollo.

messenger pigeon: …

hephaestus

What was in the video

machines <3 has sent a video

machines <3: orion

Hes been brought back

[lqfiles]

yooo yangyang is a sluttt 😭😭 “you’re beautiful… dm me” like same, Karina is 😩😩, but this mf is really out here being something lmaooo especially with his jaehyun tweet and that old man actually apologizing? 😭 i love your brain

(also im playing love and deep space and i paused mid conversation with one of the guys to read 😋)

ALSO OMG THE WAY HAECHAN JUST TEASES Y/N? LIKE THIS MF IS REALLY MANIFESTING HIS FUTURE GF FRFR

he’s really saying “I can’t stand her 🙂‍↔️” then texts her first, kicks her seat to yeah, be annoying, but he still wants to catch her attention, keeps calling her his gf, then says “don’t do that” when y/n wants to stop texting him, calls her sweetheart, AND THEN ‘BABE’ in front of her friends? yeah, yeah, he’s gone

DUDE TELL ME WHY MY HEART FLUTTERED SO BAD AT READING HIS MESSAGE OMGGG when he said “don’t do that to me sweetheart” I was gone too 😔✊🏼

YOU DID IT SO WELLL i went to scroll but then remembered it’s a story and not my text messages 😭 you outdo every update omg your brain deserves a massage and some snacks

so good!! (and the pacing too 😩😩)

- 🫧

(bella’s finally napping after she tried biting my toes… and she keeps talking back to meeee and yes, she’s a teenager so i feel like such a mom 😭 hope you liked her pics btw 😋)

you could almost say it’s homie hopping but yangyang doesn’t know about hc and kr’s past so it doesn’t count! yangyang LOVES engagement and he knows how gullible jaehyun is and how defensive his fans get too hsjdhsk like the vals don’t play!!!

omg i’ve heard of that game one of my mutuals on here likes it too 😭😭 is this some mystic messenger type of game or am i wrong..

LIKE LOWKEYYY HES DOWN BAD WHEN YOU THINK OF IT HE JUST DOESNT JNOW IT YET haechan doesn’t like her attitude towards him but also LOVES her attitude because he loves to get reactions out of her but trust that’s gonna bite him back in the ass one day… lets just say that he has no idea that his words have consequences and that it will cost him y/n.. YES WE ARE GONNA GET ANGSTY!

and you already know y/n is weak for he nicknames but she would never let HIM know.. she will confess to it soon tho.. not to him of course. YOU SCROLLING IS SENDING MESHDJDJK OMGG thank you tho very glad to know you liked this chapter :D i’d love a nice little snack 🤓

not her entering her rebellious teenage era no wonder she’s been such a devil lately omggg.. I HOPE YOUR TOES ARE OKAY 😭😭😭 i loved the pics yesss they were so cute she’s such a cute little pup 🥹🥹

[patchdotexe]

doip. / 2.21.23

first doip of the new year! aaaand i wish i was asleep. <- woke up early for physical therapy joined vc while jorb was rehearsing the intro. OOPS. gives me time to reread my notes! OH YEAH ALSO THIS SESSION IS SPECIAL. alongside doip., our gracious dm jorb has been running a one-player campaign with @bahamutgreen! which is taking place in the same area and time period as doip., and seeing as we're down a guy and green's been having fun in her solo campaign, she's joining in! Chaos Ensues.

me: [talking abt how im tired] jorb: don't worry, the binturong can drive the bus me: yeah, i'll give the binturong my keys, why not

[still farting about before the session starts] jorb: chaos, chaos! i can do anything! me: i roll to do anything. where is my dice [one dice-finding montage later] me: 60! jorb: you can teleport up to 60 feet away that you can see. me: cool. i teleport 60 feet straight up

me: i've already misread some of my flavour text as "you can't discern color in darkness, only shades of gay." green: amen. jorb: 50 shades of gay. me: NOOOOOOOOO

jorb: alright it is 4:20 in my timezone- me: nice. jorb: -are we ready to begin?

LAST TIME, ON DRAGON OF ICESPIRE PEAK! After reutrning from Neverwinter with new supplies in toe, our heroes . i have fucked this up so bad. we beat up the rats, fixed donjon's ratness, and then tobias journeyed off into the wilderness. farewell my guy. time to go to dragon barrow! Will they be able to brave the dangers alone? Find out… today!

nyx: fun fact: binturongs smell like popcorn. green: this is the best animal ever.

nameless has depression! TIME TO GO FIND A SWORD. [me getting stepped on by pepper while jorb and nyx do narrative]

nyx: i turn into binturong form and climb up on alidaar. me: alidaar is grateful for his cold resistance. nyx: nameless has wet little hands. me: alidaar does not have wet resistance. nyx: does he have little hands resistance? me: no.

ran into a hobgoblin on the way! (jorb faked us out into thinking it was green's character. rude.) apparently there's lights over the barrow at night! green: yooo, aliens pog me: WHAT DO I ROLL FOR UFO nyx: anything can be a ufo if it's unidentified and flying. you could throw a pancake REALLY FAST

hobgoblin: once you're done in the barrow, could you help me with something? alidaar: yeah, sure, i love throwing out helping hands to anybody that crosses my path- that. sounded more sarcastic than i meant it to. I'D LOVE TO HELP! [..] me: OUR GUY THAT TALKS GOOD AT THINGS TURNED INTO A RAT, I'M DOING MY BEST

apparently the hogbogling . fuck. the hobgoblin . hoblin. the hoblin (targor bloodsword) had a bad run-in with the followers of talos and his whole squad died (HE DIDN'T LOSE 25% OF HIS SQUAD. HE DIDN'T LOSE HALF OF HIS SQUAD. HE LOST HIS ENTIRE SQUAD. sorry ive been overtaken by demons) so we're gonna help him out after we check out the barrow

green: i can chat as barrel crab.

the lights have vanished! definitely not spooky. I ACCIDENTALL Y ROLLED AS THE BARREL CRAB adventure paused while i draw my cat. NYX'S ROOMMATE ALSO HAS A CAT NAMED PEPPER pepper distraction time

alidaar: i throw nameless [up the slope] and run up. jorb: IT'S 30 FEET! alidaar: ok i don't do that YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KEPESK! kepesk!! kepesk is trying to do.. something?? there's a bunch of stone spikes on the barrow and kepesk is messing with one of them. and failing. alidaar and nameless just kinda Watch

kepesk: IS THAT A BINTURONG? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE alidaar: i heard there was a cool sword, do you need help? nameless: [turns into a bear] kepesk: THAT IS NOT A BINTURONG

with the power of teamwork (two lizards and a bear), we have nat20'd this bitch open! kepesk: i'm just here for fun! jorb: roll a deception check. me: [STARTLED LAUGHTER] kepesk: i'm not here for a sword and i can share very good.

[derail about halfling!nameless climbing all over alidaar like weevils and kepesk thinking they're alidaar's kid]

after hearing alidaar talk about wanting to kill a dragon, kepesk handed over the map of the barrow! apparently he wanted to steal the sword bc he thought it sounded cool but figures we'll get actual use out of it. alidaar's chill with it though

me: is this place empty? i probably should've checked for traps or something- jorb: as you round the corner you see- me: AH, (it's a will-o-wisp! they're little bitches and resistant to a lot of things. a lot of things including "just about everything alidaar can do and most of what nameless can")

nameless decides to approach the willowisp! nameless: i step.. more- jorb: ok you fall into the pit [...] nyx: i have a spell called 'find traps', why didnt i use it?! me: we haven't had traps before-- green, desolate: i did. [...] kepesk: you think they're ok?? alidaar: no. [walks in]

rescued nameless! thankfully alidaar has rope. and also thankfully nameless has not gotten fantasy tetanus. or fancy tetanus kepesk: i have a potion of healing, if you need it - not that i. care or anything me: great, the lizard is tsundere (affectionate)

new plan of action: THROW NAMELESS. jorb: just gotta do some googling real quick.. me: where there's a will there's a way! nyx: where there's a will there's a wisp

OH MY GOD I GOT A NAT20

nameless tried to thorn wip the willowisp in mid-air and missed. and also getting yeeted did 1 damage to the wisp, who takes half damage, so it took no damage. and then nameless got bonked from being thrown.

nameless turns into a dog and is awkwardly crammed into a tunnel. also kepesk poked the willowisp with his magic sword and evaporated WOLF WEARING GOGGLES. BOTTOM TEXT the sequel to teen wolf: scene wolf

made it through! there is a whole-ass dragon skeleton embedded in the wall, and on top of the skull is a sword! nameless as a direwolf walks up and hormfs the sword jorb: let me get something here… me: [worried] did the music change? AW FUCK THE MUSIC CHANGED HM. NAMELESS GOT ATTACKED BY. SOMETHING. AND WE ARE NOW IN COMBAT. WITH SOMETHING. HELP

[alidaar vaults over nameless and then spends 5 minutes remembering how his mechanics work] nyx: ..so alidaar, you are standing on the sword right now that i am holding me: [looks] OH. I AM, nyx: which is going to make the thing im going to do next a little difficult, me: im doing the dark link thing.

NAMELESS IS SWINGING THE SWORD

jorb: does a 29 hit you? me: [looks at my 17 ac] me: Y EA,,,,

oh hey kepesk is a barbarian! RAGE TIME! also storm aura! We Are Now On Fire (we're fine)

jorb: you could try to take the sword- nyx: no. fuck you. me: alidaar makes grabby hands at the sword and nameless turns away nameless: rrf. >:( (NAMELESS'S CURSE IS ACTING UP. AAAAAAAAAAAAA THE SWOOOOOOOOOORD)

nyx: i swing the sword again. jorb: against all odds, that's a hit I AM TRYING TO WRESTLE THE SWORD AWAY FROM NAMELESS. IT IS NOT WORKING fuck it breath weapon time BREATH WEAPON NOOO </3 (it did not do much)

once again, nameless is a dog with a sword nameless is no longer a dog with a sword. nameless is now holding the sword in their mouth as a halfling "i could try to take the sword from nameless again but i'd feel bad bullying them" NAMELESS ROLLED A 20 ON THE SWORD BUT WE HAVE DISADVANTAGE SO INSTEAD IT WAS A 6,, MEAN

THROW THE INVISIBLE BEAST IN THE TETANUS PIT (this is not possible) alidaar grabs the sword, stabs the beast with it, and then nameless GRABS IT BACK jorb: it is the invisible stalker's turn! me: is it gonna steal the sword? jorb: it doesn't look like it's doing anything. kepesk? green: i take the sword. [...] me, a couple tiles away: i take the sword back. jorb: from over there??? me: i reach over and i make grabby hands at the sword.

oh we have been stabbing at nothing for the past few turns. lol. lmao apparently once i got a hit in with the sword, the whatever-it-was went away! me: who has the sword again. i want it back nyx: uh, you me: i take it back from myself. […] kepesk: so do you think that thing is valuable? alidaar: oh yeah for sure, this is primo shit nameless: 8(

nameless gave kepesk the pole of collapsing! and also threw tobias's mystery key at him. still holding onto the sending stone though. time to explore the rest of the dungeon! ah fuck more wisps nyx: i take a step forward. jorb: you fall in the pit.

nameless, at 2 hp: i am going to leave. nameless goes outside, pulls out a blanket, and curls up and goes to sleep kepesk: mammals, am i right? Alidaar And Kepesk's Terrible Dungeon Raid (we found the other two wisps, but decide to go to the One corridor that DOESNT have a wisp because i am SMART and remembered there were 3 and. then i got a faceful of poison for my troubles. bro this sucks) alidaar misses with his sword, then instakills the wisp with his axe. "alidaar is looking from the sword, to the axe, and is clearly doing math on how worth it this trip was" KEPESK HAS BEFRIENDED A SKELETON HORSE

me: i have so much blood and most of it is outside me now (i am at 4 hp) jorb: [at green] do you want to rage? me: PLEASE NO,, jorb: you could get the sword…………… green: nameless looks up and sees me ride past on a skeleton horse holding the sword and cackling and goes "where's alidaar?" me: alidaar is facedown on the floor. in the family guy death pose.

wisps have an ac of 19 jesus christ. but also it just fucked off mid-battle so kepesk gets to loot everything (alidaar is Very Injured lmao) nameless was crying and then kepesk rides his honse up the stairs and meanwhile alidaar is literally crawling his way up super bloody and agonized kepesk: didja see my horse? :D kepesk cheerfully asking everyone if they like lutes (alidaar: i like flutes! its like lutes but it has an f in it! kepesk: that's so true! we should start a band!) nameless gets the lute. kepesk lowballed it to them because if he threw it full force he would kil them instantly

alidaar: [dizzy] oh right,, there was,, a man,,,,,,,,,, alidaar walks to the side of the hill, lays down, and rolls down the hill oH MY GOD ZODIARK (THE HORSE) IS HUGE back to tagor's camp! he's a bit worried abt zodiark bc. skeleton horse. kepesk: the horse was dead when i found it. [..] tagor: you went in one man and an animal and came out three men, no animal, and a.. skeleton horse.. nameless: bold of you to assume the binturong didn't turn into the skeleton horse. we are trolling the SHIT out of tagor lmao. this poor man has no idea what's happening.

backstory: tagor went off on a hunting party with his squad of goblins and hobgoblins, but got ambushed by followers of talos! 2 or 3 of them and a wolf vs like a dozen talos-ers. they were cornered, had no choice but to fight, and tagor was the only one left standing out of the whole scuffle. he went back to get reinforcements, but everybody in the castle was dead and he assumed the talosers did it. (it was kepesk. kepesk did So much murder.) our trek to find a talos outpost lead us to falcon's hunting lodge! so far it's a warm reception OH NO HE'S HOT time to team up with falcon the hotguy! he's ALSO dealing with the followers of talos and would like us to do murder. wahoo! we are good at that! also he's gonna give us cool boots

nyx: can i ask a question? jorb: sure, in character or out of character? nyx: i'm a binturong, i can't ask a question. jorb: oh. jorb: if you're gonna ask if you can wear two pairs of boots, you cannot

talos! god of storms and war, big stinky. gruumsh was an evil god that made the orcs do evil etc etc, but gruumsh's son tempus, god of honorable war, got fed up and killed him + freed the orcs. orcs are now, like, fucking Normal. and then talos showed up! some believe talos is gruumsh, having somehow survived, and the followers of talos believe that very intensely and seek to reinstate him as chief god of fuckshit. this entire thing is to try and work around the fact that we keep having to murder orcs left and right. the orcs we're roughing up are specifically shitty, but outside of that orcs are just like. a normal part of society now. oh hey nameless lore, potentially? nyx was checking something with jorb. hrrmmmm

new boot goofin! kepesk: man, these guys are treasure magnets, i'm stickin' with them [..] alidaar: i'm good with the guest house, we're all friends nameless: [looks at kepesk] [looks at alidaar] [shrugs] alidaar: [shrugs] kepesk: i'll be friends with anyone for a free room!

it is 11:30 pm. i am so tired. ALIDAAR IS NOW LEVEL 5! aaaaand roll20 does stuff differently now. what is a charactermancer. son of a bitch jorb and nyx booped off to dm chat to talk about Doing A Scene as nameless levels up which is. definitely not worrying at all. oh well not my problem i've got a cool sword (and also got to chat with green about how stuff's going so far) OH RIGHT THE MYSTERY INVISIBLE FOE. yeah we were fighting an air elemental and alidaar killed it when he hit it with the sword. alidaar is not a special chosen one he's just very proficient in swords

and that's game! what a fucking mess. i love doip. [goes directly to bed]

[bluiex]

hero/villain anon here, I am very slowly writing chapter one of this 'hero and villain are in a relationship where they know what the other is but are still very domestic and loving couple' story.

I'm making the first chapter all domestic and fluffy, while planning on putting the hero/villain fight in chapter two and conking everyone on the head in with Desert Duo knowing what the other person is and just not caring. (and yes, I'm making Grian trans/afab that uses he/him. He had top surgery long before he met Scar, so no medical high confessions unfortunately ;p)

YOOO LETS GO!!! LETTSS GOOOOOOO I'm sooo excited for this!! :D Im cheering you on from the sidelines this is gonna be so good i know it

[arlecchno]

HEYOYOYO jellyfish on main here ! HAPPY NEW YEARS !!!! (i hope the html code doesnt fail in the ask AHAHAH) i had to change the font of the board because it was really hard to read but here it is LOL

as you can see , incredibly silly SJSIKFGH the red "string" is put about a bit haphazardly but im not going to fix that (:

on a side note , did you have a vision of what the MA duo's uniforms look like (and / or any reference images for them / other outfits theyd wear) ? there may or may not be somethin in the works from me (see below) vvvv

PLEASE ignore the shitty posing of my mc and kuni im literally too lazy to even attempt to fix that hot mess that .

oh yeah uh also , im aware MA was aimed towards fem aligning readers — and i am not one — so im really sorry and hope you dont mind but as mentioned before you did include a bunch of my favorite subgenres and ,,,, i couldnt help myself !! but if you dont want me to be here bc of the fact im totally okay with leaving !! (<_<;;)

OKAY IVE SENT ENOUGH , - jellyfish (do i still need to do this signoff if im on my main ??? idk)

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S TO YOU TOO JELLYFISH!!!!

YOOO WTF THAT BOARD IS SO SICK!!!! now that i've seen it.... would you mind sharing the fic 🥹 by your theories the series sounds SO GOOD and i do not want to miss out on a fic of my favourite kind of genre!!

your theories look so incredibly detailed, whilst still adding in a tinge of crack to make it look more interesting, in which i completely agree with!! wtf you're insane

as for the visionaries of the main characters' clothes, since most of the story is inspired by b99, i'd like to think most of their clothes look like what the characters in that show would wear.

their official uniforms look something like this;

when kuni and y/n are busting down criminals, i'd imagine they look like this!!

i've tried my best to be as open as i can with y/n's clothing style and appearance, hence why i never mentioned y/n's attire or looks in the series (except for the dress in the grad ball arc). so it's mostly up to everyone's interpretation on what they want y/n to look like!! :)

as for kuni though, i like to imagine he's this low-key fashionable guy but won't ever admit to it lmao. i mean his usual attire is pretty basic, maybe like a button down shirt, a tie and pants but when he doesn't feel like using his duty belt i'd imagine he use these kinds of holsters (i know the 2nd pic is a woman but i couldn't really find any shoulder holster pics that were decent 😭)

and it's totally okay that you're not fem-aligned but still read the series (i hope i don't sound rude here, if i do then i sincerely apologize, idk how to put it into words 😭)

as i said before, i try to not mention a lot about y/n's appearance and all, and even though this is a fem reader fic, all other genders are welcomed to read, i don't mind at all :D

ALSO YOU DRAW TOO??? THAT'S SO INSANE BRO!!!! THEY LOOK REALLY GOOD ALREADY NOW I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE OUTCOME 🥹🥹🥹 i love you omg it's so lovely interacting with you

and judging by your user and pfp... i am here to assume you are a dainsleif enthusiast? if so then we have so much more in common than i thought!!!

i love dainsleif so much hehe i talk about him!!!! a lot!!!! always to the point that my friends would get tired of me 😞

i hope those pics would spark up some ideas for you :)) and i'm really sorry if some of my words here seemed rude or uncomfortable for you, i'm not really good with words so i do apologize in advance 💔

[darknetneopets]

Just asking what your Ramshackle oc would think of mine if you wanna...

YOOO SHES SO CUTE! :D Eden would love her!! She seems like a bit of a ‘mom friend’ and he would absolutely gravitate towards that (help this poor boi, he dose NOT know how to take a break or be kind to himself) plus she likes fantasy books and monsters?!? Yesss! He would absolutely want to talk rock music (and try to get her into some goth rock tunes) and trade glasses to see who’s prescription is stronger. Would want to have sleepovers in his dorm room to talk about boys and cool fashion- though he might be a little disappointed to learn shes not into makeup (he’s looking for someone to teach him and Vil scares the daylights out of him lol) Honestly if Carol shows an interest in being friends with him they would be besties on the spot!! ٩( ᐛ )و

(Ps. Asshkfdfh I was so shocked to see someone interested in my oc so thank you, seriously you made my day!!! I really dig how detailed your oc is! Im jelious you’ve got all her card/event outfits designed I still need to do that ahhhh 🖤 Maybe I’ll actually post all the stuff I’ve wrote about my oc on here too, I’m inspired!! )

[astrxealis]

HIIWJDIW HELLO

Idk i'm having thoughts... about maybe starting final fantasy... ?

my brother has it BUT IM SCARED OF STARTING NEW STUFF AHSHAJ

BEJQJDOWNWOQ WIAT WAIT im so sorry for the memes bUT help ahem ngl im not sure which ff you're talking abt lowkey BUT MAYBE THAT'S BCS SCHOOL ROBBEF ME OF BRAINCELLS but i will assume it's ffxiv ahem yes, /nm

under the cut bcs i mayhaps rambled a bit too much SORRY SERENITY AKDBSKDJ 😞💔

tldr: ILL HELP U OUT BB IF U'D LIKE players are friendly game fun yeet yeehaw no need to be scared issok is fun 😭😭💞

ok first ngl but. if i had a penny for people i talk to online that have a brother who has ff KWJAKD i have two pennies which isnt much. but shocking it's happened twice 💀🤚 <3

BUT JSHWKDJW YOOO dw dw maybe im biased. ngl i understand WKABDKS but if it helps in any extent !! the players are really really nice to new players in general ?? no lie at all fr like. maybe im exposing lune here. but when she played a tank class fr the first time (a defense-based role for classes that "lead" the party into battle) she didnt do so well but ppl tried to help her and even gave her "commendations" which are usually given to players in the party for doing good? even if she kinda didnt know what to do KWAJKDJS? but YUH most players are unbelievably nice 👉👈

UHM !! if it helps akbdksjs there's a japan server, which is best fr those near jp's timezone and fr the ping, but important to note many are japanese so the main english-based servers are in data center elemental! worlds tonberry and kujata are most populated im on kujata tho hehe! low level but yuh 😭

but hmm there is the north american server ! where most of the fun events happen ngl, but playerbase isn't as polite or nice as jp :0 majority is still nice? but bigger toxic population WKBSKD 😭😭 if you're starting out, i suggest not going to crystal dc? most rpers are there and it has a ... notorious reputation <//3 it's not bad tho tbh! but may be a bit too much fr someone new 💔💔💔 i'm on aether data center, faerie world! there's lots of good stuff abt joining na too? though limsa lominsa chat... ahem. close your eyes bb WKNADKJS 😨😨

last but not least is europe server! which im in even if timezone difference is so weird WOABDKS 😭😭 im on light dc, twintania world! i'd say it's quite similar to na but more chill? hmm the novice network, or chat for new players and "mentors", is not bad tbh! from what i've seen! i won't say much since i might be biased but it's nice here 💔

my main char is in eu so ksnksndks hehe :") but ngl feel free to choose whatever server you like im on all servers anyway tbh <///3 WHABSKNA if you're scared of trying new things ill help you out ! 💪💪 <33

there's also a new server coming out soon for oceania !! best fr ppl in australia, new zealand, etc, but it's not coming out for a few months or less not sure 😭😭

but WKABDKNS mayhaps i may be a bit too enthusiastic 🤥 </3 but ffxiv is rlly nice! hehe im scared of trying new things too but believe me when i say i legit. started the game bcs character customization was nice WKABKDNS 😨 but srs hehe the game is vv friendly to new players in general! the music is spectacular and the story is prolly the best ive ever seen ! a bit slow in the beginning but it just keeps getting better and better >< but ill let u see it fr urself if ever you do decide on starting! :D

ngl im slowly getting my irls to play ffxiv too WHAHDKANS getting 1 or 2 of my irl besties to play 😭🤚 and another irl who i talk to online has a brother who's now also trying to convince her to play ever since me n lune did WKANDKNS 😭😭

but uhm hi yes dont be afraid hehe I MEAN totally fine totally understandable it's seriously okay /gen but !! idk WEJBAKDS i think the feelings u'll get from the story and just the general joy from playing the game is 💪💪💪 but mayhaps that may just be me BUT then again the music is so good i have 500+ songs in my ffxiv playlist 😞 and the characters are really well written! most of them! but i think there arent even actually any characters to hate? the backstories are all vv good in my humble opinion akdjskdj 👉👈 though. someone in stormblood is... debatable :)) but NALJDSK i dont hate him either ngl 😭💔 he sux tho /srs </3

uhm we have many pretty girls and guys! in player characters and npcs both 😭 npcs as in main story characters and side ones and even normal npcs hehe :D uhm uh in my humble opinion y'shtola is ahem yes 👉👈 JSBAKD and uhm uhajdmmsj im trying not to say spoilery characters! yugiri is vv pretty... and lyna... from the guys WKABSKA g'raha is my fave but i HIGHLY suggest not searching him up huge spoilers may be seen 😭 OH lowk everyone in the fanbase is infatuated w/ pretty boy aymeric and he's actually a rlly good guy and a gentleman 💔💔 thancred is vv handsome! and so is estinien! KWJAKD im biased sorry 😭

though ngl if ever you need help if you even actually decide to start id love to help out! ive been playing only for a year WKANDKA but i think i can say im quite the veteran at this game! 💪💪 WHAKDJS a few weeks ago i cleared the current savage tier! hardest content in game aside from ultimates, though not anymore since endwalker recently hehe :D but yeah if you need anything at all im always happy to help TuT <3

BUT AHEM kanALENWKS if im embarrassing myself and you're not talking abt ffxiv but just. ff. WKANKDJS the games are rlly rlly good 👉👈 the story is spectacular always ngl tho some stuff may be a bit better than others but WKWJKDJS ff is rlly good ik im just sayign that its good but the story is just MWAH and itll have your heart in pieces in a good way 💔💔💔💞

ff10 broke my heart but i havent even finished it but i JUST KNOW it will,,, ff15 also did WKABDKA the story isnt the best for sure but the story can be rlly heartwarming! ff7... ah... vv good as well !! i love aerith she may honestly the prettiest girl ive ever seen in my whole life alwjdksjdkns,, ff8 has vv pretty characters hehe cute romance too w/ squall and rinoa! ff9 is a masterpiece, like. seriously. tho lune knows it better 😭 ff6 is likely the best in story tbh but i havent played it! ik fr sure its vv good tho <3 ff13 is quite... confusing. it's not the best either and i havent actually played it but like ff15, if it's your cuppa tea it can be vv good too :D

IM SO SORRY FOR RAMBLING WHAHAKNDOWJE mention final fantasy my mind goes haywire >>>> /lh 💔💔💔 this got way longer than i expected SIGH if only i cld write this much for school quickly orz </3

feel free to cut me off from your life if i rambled too much /j KIDDINGNSKDJSKDN but im vv sorry fr rambling so much oml im kinda embarrassed /gen 🤚🤚

anyways here 😞 dang WJBAKDNS but fr! hehe i totally understand issok, but i just genuinely very much seriously recommend ffxiv! i suggest taking it slow :o it may not be your cup of tea, as uhh im not sure if you play mmorpgs? but ngl it was my first one too !! it just rlly grew on me akdnsks im surprised myself tbh /gen :") i suggest playing a dps class first and then trying out tanks or healers if you ever want to when you're ready enough :o

oh !! and dont be afraid to search up guides if you really want to be sure! or type in the chatbox, ask questions — ngl an unspoken rule in this game is be nice and others will be nice too ^^ but in any case WKANDKS only ever start the game if you'd like to fr! i dont want to accidentally pressure you or anything /gen TuT but yeah hehe im here to help whatever the case may be if you'd like bb <3 💪

once again sorry for rambling so much have more ffxiv memes 😞💔 in the last picture is aymeric hehe OH AND girls in this game are very strong no lie vv good of them vv lovely

[nezhcs]

I CAME BACK HERE CAUSE OF THE 26 REASONS THINGY AND I WANT IT TOO

gimme 25 reasons why you love me or whatever that was

also, go see my theme

SO DEMANDING

tch tch very bad. I would have given it to you when you were gonna hit 800 (900?) too anjksdf

YOOO MEET THE MY THIRD HALF. YALL HAVE TO FOLLOW HER TOO MWAH THANKS

a. she's so cool??????

b. you look at her and go oh damn she's pretty (she's done a face reveal so i know you actually will agree with me)

c. she sings so fucking well (you should hear her sing with this one guy 👀)

d. she makes amazing moodboards and edits

e. her theme is adorable and its always so pretty

f. she's good at art too????? god really looked at her and went im gonna give this bitch all the good qualities in the world

g. her voice is so sweet

h. HER ART IS SO GOOD TOO (stitch have you posted your art on tumblr??? you have right?)

i. she's the stitch to my lilo

j. she can be a baby sometimes but its very very adorable

k. she's tall so the hugs are automatically comfortable

l. SHE HAS ME FOR A BEST FRIEND

m. she's so stupid that she still has coffee even though she has weird reactions to it

n. she's obsessed with listening to music

o. she's a fellow bookworm

p. ive known her for 9 years and she still amazes me with her dumbass-ery (BRO 9 YEARS WTF)

q. just because im calling her a dumbass doesnt mean she isnt very smart

r. her sister is @thesexypanda-boo

s. i told yall how amazing panda is, stitch is just as amazing

t. her posts are very funny

u. she can be very very insane

v. she's always torturing herself by seeing relationship stuff on pinterest and then starts yearning

w. she can play the piano!!

x. she laughs in extremely serious situations

y. she'll be a great friend

z. you seriously need one more reason? seriously?? well reason number 26. I love her

your theme is moanaaaa its as adorable as ever

ilyyy

[kaisooficrec]

Need me someKsoo thigh worshipping(thigh fxking fics 🙈🙈l)

omg we miss him, return our man from the military :///

ksoo’s thighs:

love in slow motion - non au smut and seccret relationship also some praise kink and c*ck warming

Sixteen and More - pwp abo au with alpha!kai is obsessed withomega!ksoo’s thighs omg

profound thoughts - pwp-ish, uni au, kyungsoo has a major crush on jongin and has also some thirsty thoughts too, mutual pining

To Nights Like These - this is at1stsoo uwu they’re meeting after a long time and the feelings might still be there

Kairos - ok quality read! it’s inspired by the ancient greece and jongin is trained to become a soldier (age switch) and kyungsoo who has books and knowledge

Darling, It’s Better Down Where It’s Wetter (Take It From Me) - marine bilogist kyungsoo explores the island and meets a merman jongin ;) as always kd being funny and horny at the same time, aka indigomini’s brand :D

Red-Hot - smut, teacher/student (uni au)  age switch and cross-dressing

Love You Like An Angel (Fuck You Like A Demon) - (tw: adopted brothers/inc*st) hard kinks like voyeurism, breathplay, bondage, orgasm denial, daddy kink O:

Playing Into The Game - old too (very possessive kai, he loves ksoo’s thighs - not thighf/cking more of thigh worshipping)

jongin’s thighs (for everyone who didn’t get to ask for his thigh smut)

Juice Pouch - yooo who doesnt know this? jongin is a single father running away from the bad ppl and kyungsoo is his vampire bodyguard. he has no money so he pays kyungsoo with blood (and other body fluid hfsahas)

Hard to breathe when you’re kissing me there - pwp, very bdsm with nipple play, toys overstimulation im seizing!!!

put your venom in me - dystopian au, lust is banned by the government but kyungsoo finds his way to show his boyfriend what physical love is like my favee!

Also more thigh smut can be found here or you can click on the tag below if you’re on the app. it’s mostly kyungsoo thighs so check it out :)

- Admin J

[writeiolite]

Capricorn moon (26. 08) and atsumu for the soulmates thing pls? Thank you💕

omg bruh no i’m sorry he doesn’t want this at all,,,, 

Anonymous said: cap moon 0*16’ ?? uhhh im simpin for lev yooo do we be soulmatess orr.....

same as above aSGJFSAG. cap moon never wins huh?

Anonymous said: I live for astrology and Soulmates so here we go: capricorn moon (6° 21') and my bby Keishin 💖

s-stop,,,, cap moons p-pls go away,,, ur not winning here pls what’s happening im scared sFHJAFHF HE ISN’T UR SOULMATE TOO I’M ;((( 

Anonymous said: hi! i hope you've been doing okay through everything going on and thank you for using your platform to educate people on the blm movement 🙏🙏✨ my question for zleepover is, what is my compatibility with HQ suga?? my moon sign is libra 20° 30' :D thank you again 💕

thank you so much ♡ ㅠㅠ and ur welcome! :D i wanna do what i can on and offline ^^ Sugawara isn’t ur soulmate unfortunately ㅠㅠ bad beef im sorry HHHH

Anonymous said: i'm a scorpio moon 9.6° and would suga be the one? 🥺🥺👉👈

he wouldn’t ;; u would still have smth special tho!

Anonymous said: uh hi wanted to know if i was soulmates with kuroo? i’m a scorpio moon (house: 11, degree: 17.5) i’m sorry if i did this wrong i just used an app to find my chart....

u did it right, no worries :D but he isn’t ur soulmate ㅠㅠ he almost is so u guys will practically be two peas is a fate pod bhgkfndk