#yonamali

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odd yona take .

she , as in her biblically accurate self and not the in-game one . she probably wouldnt care as much for being a sage . like she gives me the vibe of /i just wanna protect people and beat things up without a label or a fancy ass rock/

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divorcing your husband and getting yourself a punk swordswoman of a wife is actually the best upgrade amali couldve gotten

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sidon and yona aren't fiancées theyre pretending because weird royalty stuff thats out of their fin-hands — there will be a wedding and sidon be the one making yona and amalis marriage official because he's actually yonas bestie and of COURSE hes gotta make his bestie's wedding the best ever. he ain't the best man HES THE FUCKING KING BITCH IF ANYONE IS GONNA OFFICIATE HIS BESTIE'S WEDDING ITS HIM.

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well rito/zora but kissi counts ... best yona x amali next gen cuz i say so :)

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lets be honest they'll be amazing girlfriends

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yona kisses so many rito women and by women i mean amali. yona is the kisser her she likes kissing her bird wife

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finally — yona and amali fanchild. her name is kissi

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yALLL. YONA ENTERS A PUNK PHASE AFTER MARRYING AMALI BECAUSE SHE COULD NEVER BACK AS A TEENAGER. YONA CAN HAVE PIERCINGS AND AMALI IS ALL HERE FOR IT BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER WIFE <3

YONA YELLS OUT "FUCK"

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that one pinkieshy vector but its yona and amali as horses

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yona oozes mlp hyperfixation while amali oozes fnaf hyperfixation they talk about the two things when they're alone. yona loses her mind at the fancy swirls when amali makes random security breach theories and the two listens to each other :)

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we're also a totk account now.

remember yona x amali is good for your soul

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🐀 im a trans dude hi hi, im also gay as fuck, also polyam, (commission info here)

🐀 im 22 (page is pg-13 at most tho but ya know, im old)

🐀im autistic

🐀 i like twisted wonderland, palace pets, mlp (all gens), botw/totk, n aesthetics (mainly kidcore); also huge on vintage toylines and media related to such

🐀 i also like horror (mainly analog horror)

🐀 i rarely post horror tho its just rambles and me rambling about random shit im just vibing here

🐀 ceo of yonamali (yona x amali)

🐀 not a roleplay account but PLEASE feel free to ask about my headcanons tho

🐶little bonus but i also identify as puggender! i use pug/pugs/pugself; i made the flag and the colors were picked off chip from chip and potato! my set of pronouns are he/it/pug/rye/sun/moon

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YES HELLLOO THANK YOU FOR OPENING THE DOOR I HAVE. A LOT TO SAY.

So like Yona had ALWAYS been a lesbian at least in the closet but just never realized it till in her adulthood and like if my memory serves right the game stated that she moved into the Domain recently-ish so like I would like to imagine that Yona was at least someone of higher power in her old kingdom slash home slash whatever and her parents were like very influential and powerful people and yea homophobic as well + Zora's Domain is the most opening place ever so like of course Yona is gonna move there — Dorephan met them when Sidon was still a kid so like Yona and Sidon were friends since childhood. Sidon was extremely vocal on being gay unlike Yona lol he always goes around like "i like kissing boys i think boys are cute" and Yona's mind was blown because holy shit. boys can like boys??? so that means girls and like girls too.

But Yona never really paid much attention to that till she met Amali and IMMEDIATELY HER HEART WAS STOLEN? PRETTY BIRD LADY? SHE'SSOPRETTYHOWCANALADYBESOPRETTY? Yona and Amali were girlfriends (....in the platonic sense) and were very close!! Till hears passed and Kass came in – then Amalis marriage with him happened and Yona was all :) at the wedding but after everything was done Yona just sobbed on Sidon's shoulder for five hours because what did she do wrong and she doesn't understand what Kass had that she didn't and Sidon being himself just goes "that marriage aint gonna last that bird has more dedication to music and traveling and im like 100% sure hes aromantic or aroace he doesn't even looked happy getting married." While also adding "girl youre a baddie and the best one too. Kass has nothing on you" and Yona just nodded while not understanding a damn word he said.

At some point yonas parents found out about her feelings for amali (someone outted yona but to this day yona has no idea who it was) and when Yona said shes not gonna stop loving women thats when the whole arranged marriage with Sidon happened. Sidon being the like the best friend he is goes "go with it for now — my dads getting too old to be king hes gonna pass the crown to me and I'll easily break off this arrangement" then kass and amali had a mutual divorce and everyone was. not surprised everyone saw it coming. two months later amali and yona met again and it just went

Yona- Sorry about your fallout with Kass- Amali- Eh it was some weird lavender marriage thing my mom was against with me being attracted to a girl and Kass and I only married to get her off my back- ..we only divorced cuz she moved away from Hyrule. Yona- Yona- whos the girl may i ask Amali- You—

AND YOU BEST DAMN BELIEVE THE TWO HUGGED AND KISSED AND STARTED DATING. of course. amali had kids so like if she was gonna marry yona then the kids was gonna be on board. which YES the girls and Genli (hes trans in my hc) immediately accepted Yona as another mom and was already excited for that wedding to happen so Yona can be officially their mom. They have a Zora mom??? Whos way more active in their lives than Kass????? Yes please?!?!

skip to after the whole sludge and blizzard thing being over and Sidon became king and kept his promise :) he officiated that wedding and Yona and Amali gets their happy ending :')

sidon and yona aren't fiancées theyre pretending because weird royalty stuff thats out of their fin-hands — there will be a wedding and sidon be the one making yona and amalis marriage official because he's actually yonas bestie and of COURSE hes gotta make his bestie's wedding the best ever. he ain't the best man HES THE FUCKING KING BITCH IF ANYONE IS GONNA OFFICIATE HIS BESTIE'S WEDDING ITS HIM.