#yona-gently patting her 10ft husband: honey dear sweet heart PLEASE just go talk to him

[hahnsplatinum]

I know everyone is feral for that sweet, sweet unrequited love angst between sidon and link with the introduction of yona in totk but please consider

Link is quietly devastated but trying to be supportive, while sidon is utterly confused by his suddenly off mood… because sidon has been under the impression he was already one of links many romantic partners in a non-exclusive polycule situation.

Cue a series of misunderstandings a la buddy-comedy, where sidon finds out that other cultures do not have the same “clothing as means of proposal” traditions, so link’s wildly diverse outfits from across hyrule were not, in fact, indication of him having an array of lovers. (Yona, who is totally fine with the open nature of political marriages, realized there had been some sort of miscommunication almost immediately. She absolutely has to finally arrange for them to talk because hylia bless them those idiots were not going to figure it out on their own)