#yolkers

[rupertholmes]

fahreneiuite

[jane-friend]

I got like four double-yolk eggs at work today and I always forget what that symbolizes. Like the double yolks. Either I’m going to have really good luck or really bad luck. Or I’m pregnant. Or some combination of the three.

[everythingisok3000]

What if he was called the yolker and he was like totally yolked

[alexanderpearce]

14.dec.23

[mrburnsnuclearpussy]

If Carson laid an egg it would be beautiful with a rich golden yolk and it would taste delicious. This is because Carson is good inside

[stumblngrumbl]

someone laid a huge egg in the hen house this morning

it's far bigger than any chicken or duck egg i've seen and about the same size that the goose laid during her first batch

i can squeeze my hands into large gloves but xl fit better:

weight, normal (actually extra large) & huge egg:

[prince-jelli-fish]

@ilyberrymuch has started playing persona 5 royal

[thestudentfarmer]

How eggciting!! One of the ladies laid us a double Yolker!

[cats-and-tomatoes]

Someone is laying longer and longer eggs

[uncroppedsoop]

in general (I'm actually doing pretty good rn) the last maybe week or so has been one of my lowest points ever, HOWEVER, that means I get to call it my joker 2018 arc, so I think it evens out

[thatweirdanchpvy]

(Kalia)I have a yolky slime her name is Yayra and is your yolky slime a boy or a girl

Uhhh.

[slavicafire]

got some eggs from a friendly hen and all of them so far have been double yolkers. i am rich as a lord and i eat better than the bishop

[yummies-tummy-food-blog]

[mamabearcat]

Let's goooo 2024!

Going through old photos, and found this. This was breakfast the morning I found out that the seller had accepted my offer on the family home I wanted to buy, even though it wasn’t the highest one she’d received because she had a ‘good feeling’ about it. 

Reblog the double yolker eggs of destiny. May they bring you good fortune!

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

supervillain exactly like the Joker but EVERYTHING is egg themed and he calls himself the Yolker and starts a massive crime wave its just constant weird bullshit egg crimes, egg puns, egg riddles, egg costumes, egg minions until one day the actual Joker shows up and people are relieved because they're not dealing with that other asshole for once

[kedreeva]

Double yolker from this morning!

And then the absolutely massive difference lighting can make when trying to photograph these damn eggs. First photo outside but in shade with a dark background, second photo outside but in full sun against white.

Neither one looks like the eggs actually look in person. They're closer to the in-shade photo though.