#yoffe alexander

[sergeifyodorov]

Kerf brought the vibes that are greatly missed and unironically he would be 6th in scoring on the Leafs right now with his current numbers

WE NEED HIM!!!!

-> getting defensive forwards who couldn't score was slash is a special talent of kyle dubas' and kerf was one of the best of them!!! kerf, calle, ilya mikheyev, etc.... all SORELY missed (rip calles hand) in today a lineup with 4 forward superstars (one of whom who can't score at this point in time either but don't WORRY about it) but no one else of value (except knies and nicky it's ok knies and nicky i see u i love u)

[writingmyownhappyending]

official yoffe post

[kimbapisnotsushi]

okay so i'm sure there's going to be a million posts like this but here is my personal list of things that made me lose my shit while reading the anniversary one-shot LET'S GO:

the little "it's been a while" at the start. . . . yeah it sure fucking HAS

everyone's expressions in the "they once played each other as rivals but now stand at the top as monsters" panel is SO funny. they DO look like monsters that scared the crap out of me

THE FACT THAT USHIJIMA GOT BAITED INTO JOINING BECAUSE "ah yes i know EXACTLY how you can take down hinata AND oikawa at the same time!"

also. i love how kuroo is trying to convince him WHILE joining him on his run and ushijima is like "bro you good? we can. we can stop you know"

THE KID WHO SAID HE DIDN'T LIKE VOLLEYBALL AS A BITTER MEMORY I LOVED THAT

the ali roma players ruffling kageyama's head like he's a lil bro to them is SO cute oh my god. also??? they're all significantly taller than him??? EVEN THOUGH AT THIS POINT KAGEYAMA IS 6"2???

me @ yoffe: i know nothing about you but i would die for you

"ah . . it's cause we're hot" "sexy setter" "battle of the hotties" i'm CRYING

SUGA AND KUROO BANTER IS SO FUNNY GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

also?? "suga-chan" and "yacchan" and "asahi-kun" idk man there are so many missed moments in between but we see all this is and it's like. they really DO love each other and have never really forgotten their roots or their connections and i'm so in love with that

ALSO ALL THE HINTS OF NOYA POPPING UP WHERE KUROO TRAVELS THAT'S SO FUNNY

the heitor and nice cameo brought me so much JOY

me reading the ". . . some things never change" line as kuroo remembers how hinata has grown from when they were just kids all the way to now: [in tears] yeah. yeah.

SUNA RINTAROU WITH HIS IPHONE 14??? SIR??? EXCUSE ME??? i know we all joked about nekoma being the rich fuckers but. dear god. suna really is not afraid to flaunt it

GOSHIKI AND HINATA USING FIRST NAMES FOR EACH OTHER HAS ME SOBBING

also. the looks on oikawa's and atsumu's faces when iwa comes up behind them.

WHEN HYAKUZAWA COMPARED YAKU AND YOFFE TO ZOOTOPIA LMFAAAAO

i genuinely was NOT expecting to see iizuna tsukasa the light of my life in the line-up but i'm SO happy he is oh my god

ALSO YAKU AND INUNAKI ON THE SAME TEAM??? HELLO???

lev, nekomata, and kenma sitting all together is so pure and sweet

THE FACT THAT YACHI DESIGNED THE LOGO. GOOD FOR HER I'M SO FUCKING PROUD

asahi too!!! he did such a wonderful job on the uniforms!!!

hinata and kageyama shaking hands . . . not for the last time i'm sure . . . because they just want to keep playing each other over and over again . . .

okay i will definitely have another post where i lose my shit in a more poetic sense but. oh my god. guys. GUYS

[haikyuofficialart]

Team B - Alexandre Joffe - MSBY Black Jackal / Middle Blocker

[kagejima]

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES!

pairing: alexander yoffe + roomate!female reader

content: AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES!

authors's notes: just some quick little thoughts i jotted down about alexander. everybody say thank you to @mrskenmakozume for introducing alexander to me the other day and my size kink 147 cm self going feral over him being 218 cm, thank you kisa 🥰😘

when alexander opens the door, he isn't expecting you to be so... small.

you're teeny tiny.

well, everything was small to him at his grand height, but your mutual friend had hooked you two up because you wanted to move for more modeling work and alexander needed a roommate, so he expected someone, well, taller.

so...

alexander yoffe, who helps you with all of your stuff and refuses to let you lift a finger bringing all your boxes in himself.

alexander yoffe, who says he will take you to ikea later and he will buy you furniture for your room and whatever else you want to make yourself feel more at home.

alexander yoffe, who begins to give you a house tour.

alexander yoffe, who shows you the kitchen and pictures fucking you on the edge of the kitchen table with your legs pinned above your head.

alexander yoffe, who shows you the bathroom and immediately pictures your naked body in the shower.

alexander yoffe, who shows you his bedroom and pictures holding you up in the air with your legs around his shoulders as he eats you out.

alexander yoffe, who shows you your bedroom and keeps staring at the way your bare thighs jiggle under your sundress as you walk around your new room and he wants them around his head.

alexander yoffe, who throughout the next month, feels awful because he's had the house renovated to make his seven foot frame more comfortable, and sees that this roommate thing will be far more than just tricky.

alexander yoffe, who has to help you pick out your clothes every morning, because the closet space in your room is too high up and during that first week, he watched you try to reach with a step stool on your tiptoes and had to run in and catch you when you started wobbling and falling, pulling you back and him cushioning your fall on the floor.

alexander yoffe, who asked if you were okay with his arms around you protectively, holding tight to you with you in his lap and you blushing over being held gently by a literal mountain of muscle.

alexander yoffe, who insists you do nothing while he cooks but you still want to since you're roommates and you want to help do things - so he asks if it's okay if he picks you up and sits you on the counter while he cooks so you can keep him company.

alexander yoffe, who cooks dinner for the both of you and watches you munch on strawberries he's washed for you to snack on, getting distracted by your lips and the way the plump red fruit disappears in your mouth and he almost cuts his finger with the knife.

alexander yoffe, who is hounded by his teammates constantly asking him what you look like so he says nothing because he knows they'll swoop in and try to date you.

alexander yoffe, who only trusts shugo meian who has a girlfriend of his own, and he shows shugo a picture that you two took while on a picnic together on a nice summer day.

alexander yoffe, who feels his heart ache a little when shugo starts laughing and says "oh, your dick is definitely gonna kill her, are you crazy".

alexander yoffe, who notices a week later that you're sad and when he asks you why, you say that it's your birthday in a few days and you feel a little lonely.

alexander yoffe, who takes you out for a nice birthday dinner at a restaurant shugo and his girlfriend always go to, and then takes you out for drinks.

alexander yoffe, who has to carry you home bridal style because you're just awful at holding your liquor.

alexander yoffe, who tucks you into bed that night and makes you drink some water and spends the night in the living room with your door open so he can hear you to make sure you don't throw up in your sleep.

alexander yoffe, who doesn't bother to lock the door when he showers, it's his house.

alexander yoffe, who doesn't think you'll come back from your jog so quickly.

alexander yoffe, who stands there wet and fully naked as you open the door to the bathroom and you can't hear the fan running with your headphones in, and you both stare at each other.

alexander yoffe, who has to wrap a towel around his waist and come over to your now shut door, trying to convince you it's not even that big of a deal but you're mortified.

alexander yoffe, who knows he can get you to come out if he orders pizza and tells you the newest episode of your new favorite show is out.

and lastly...

alexander yoffe, who wakes up in the middle of the night later that week and tries to step quietly to the kitchen for a glass of water.

alexander yoffe, who hears noises coming from your room and is worried you're in pain.

alexander yoffe, who presses his ear to the door so he can see if he needs to come in and help you.

and alexander yoffe, who hears you whimpering his name and moaning and the smallest buzzes of a bullet vibrator.

[atsumuseum]

Why is Yaku always showing up like a mafia leader

©ginjimaa at Twitter

[mrskodzuken]

Can we all talk about this 7 ft-something MSBY Black Jackal Tower of Power that is Alexander Yoffe? 👀👀👀

He really is TALL that also has Kags gasp when Kuroo mentions his name. And...

*lowkey wheezing* /gen

@diamondsandcharcoals @theacevampire I remembered your conversation about this t o l l man days ago—

[cestcirque]

Alexander Yoffe (Team B), MSBY Black Jackals middle blocker

official tweet

[miiracleboys]

tiktok is alright sometimes

[mettywiththenotes]

WAIT THE ZOOTOPIA REFERENCE I-

[snnbnny]

your tags on my alexander piece, PLS why are you so adorable and sweet 😭💖 i know in my heart too alexander had a smaller kitchen counter installed so you could actually cook, bc you made him sit down at the table and he watched you on a step stool try to do everything at the counter to make you two breakfast and it reminded him of the short 8 year olds on Master Chef Junior that have to use step stools to reach their own counters 😭😭😭

oml why is that so true omg. He didn't say anything of course, but he thought it.

I feel as though whenever the two of you go out in public, in order to make sure he both knows where you are and to protect you, he also has a hand on you or entiwned with yours. I mean, it the surest way to make sure you two don't get seperated and totally not because he didn't like how the group of guys sitting in the food court stared at you like a meal.

[kaitycole]

This whole Yoffe situation is just ridiculous now.

Everyone (mostly Twitter) was pissed off that Furudate dared spoke about said new character, literally saw he was getting a tiny merch drop and just hated him.

Now he’s being shipped with Atsumu or made as a reason Sakusa finally confesses. I cannot. 🙄 Don’t use my man as a half ass second lead in a barely there love triangle to make your ship happen, annoying.

[kagejima]

rae stop falling for men that have two fucking panels challenge FAILED.

AGAIN.

[hgowff]

Finally I have completed this set of Jackals (and honorary Jackals) that has been consuming my thoughts I can finally move onto other art. Maybe. There’s a story behind this set, but that’s for another day.

[theirtheretheyre]

we’re still at 18 works for alexander yoffe 😔

[toshilove]

*gets back home after 10 minutes and takes off my shoes, looking around for you* Angel, I'm home! Got ya some snacks

Atsumu

in the room!! *chuckles mischievously*