#yoda as christmas elf

[americanyc]

Unleash Your Inner Quirky Elf: Ugly Christmas Sweaters with Unforgettable Designs (from Alfredo Shirt - Alfredoshirt.Us)

The holidays are a time for cheer, family, and of course, ugly Christmas sweaters. But forget the tired reindeer and snowflakes! This year, embrace your inner quirky elf with a sweater that's as unique as you are.

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Here are just a few ideas to spark your holiday cheer:

Festivus for the Rest of Us: Channel your inner George Costanza with a sweater celebrating the Festivus pole.

National Lampoon's Vacation Shitter's Full: Relive the hilarious scene with this sweater that's sure to get a laugh (and maybe a sympathetic head nod).

Pop Culture Shenanigans: Go meta with sweaters referencing iconic lines from "Dumb and Dumber," "The Big Lebowski," or even Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction."

Interactive Fun: Take ugly sweaters to the next level with 3D elements like reindeer ring toss games or plush T-Rex accessories.

Galaxy Far, Far Away: Show your love for Star Wars with a sweater featuring the adorable Baby Yoda, reminding everyone "The Child Forces Trees."

These are just a taste of the quirky and hilarious options available at Alfredo Shirt - Alfredoshirt.Us. Head over to their website and discover the perfect sweater that captures your unique personality. Remember, the uglier (and more unexpected) the better!

Happy Holidays and Happy Shopping!

[amquirk-blog]

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[life-styled]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Star Wars Men's Yoda An Elf I Am Not Christmas T-Shirt Size L Green Cotton.

[inkognito97]

Star Wars Advent Calendar 2017

25) Presents

“Where in the Force’s name is Mace?” growled Qui-Gon.

“Where in the Force’s name has your ‘famous’ patience and serenity gone to?” countered Tahl. She was looking him up and down, searching for any mistakes in his attire. She found none. “I have to say, you can pull that look off.”

The long haired man, whose previously chestnut brown hair was now snow-white, shot her a dirty look. He looked ridiculous as Santa Clause and nobody could change his opinion. Red was not his color and he dreaded the day his hair would really turn white.

“Where is Mace?” he repeated his question.

“He is probably bringing Depa with him, you know she is ill. Give them some time.” In confusion did she watch, how her friend began to pace. “You could start without him, you know,” she raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms over her chest.

“Actually no, I can’t,” he sighed and barely stopped himself with running his gloved hand through his beard. “He got Obi-Wan’s present,” he explained.

“Oh,” the honey skilled female awkwardly cleared her throat. “I see… I could make Yoda dress as a Christmas Elf to play out some time.”

“Please?” he let himself drop onto his mattress, having changed into the costume in his bedroom. Things were not going as planned, then again, they rarely did.

“I’ll go talk to him,” silently, Tahl slid out of the room and truly, a couple of minutes later, she returned with the Jedi Order’s Grandmaster in tow. He looked quite amused.

“Good you look,” he pointed towards Qui-Gon.

Despite his impatience, the long haired man had to chuckle, “Wiser, no doubt.”

Yoda hummed and quickly changed as well. In the end he looked more like a small goblin than a Christmas Elf, but children were easy to please. Besides, it was the thought that counted.

“Now, you two look absolutely lovely,” Tahl cooed and Qui-Gon wanted to retort something, when the door to his bedroom was violently opened, revealing a panting Mace.

“I am here, I am here. And I brought this,” the package he was holding, had holes and was moving. Tahl was not sure what to think of it.

“What took you so long?” he jumped from his position on the bed.

“I brought Depa with me,” Mace explained, confirming what Tahl had thought. “You look good, Master,” he added towards Yoda, who inclined his head.

Qui-Gon sighed and took the shivering box out of the Korun Master’s hands, carefully placing it on the ground. “Thank you, Mace.”

“Anytime,” he and Tahl vanished.

“Now, my loyal Christmas elf,” it was in moments like these, that Qui-Gon was thankful that his voice was already so deep, “would you mind, holding this?” he pointed towards the present on the ground.

Yoda was eyeing it curiously. “Plan to make a zoo out of the temple, are you?” he picked it up nevertheless.

“Something like that,” he shouldered Santa Clause’s red sack, which was heavier than it looked and nodded towards Yoda.

 Qui-Gon was only a little bit surprised to see his living room so filled with people. Obi-Wan and Bant were not the only Padawans there, in fact, all their friends with their Masters, were present. His performance as Santa Clause, must have made the round. Midnight blue eyes locked with unimpressed gold-green striped ones and Tahl just smiled innocently. It certainly explained the weight of Santa Clause’s red sack.

“Ho ho ho, merry Christmas,” it was hard to say, who was more delighted by his appearance, the Padawans, or the adults. But Qui-Gon had more eyes for the ginger haired boy, who was sitting next to Bant, with Quinlan on the backrest behind him and with Garen halfway draped over his lap. He looked happy and highly amused.

 Obi-Wan was the last to receive his present, not that he seemed to mind. He was just as excited with what his friends and Masters were getting. But when his turn finally came, he WAS a little nervous wreck. Qui-Gon thought it was cute.

“Well, who do we have here?” he said in his fake Santa voice. “Young Obi-Wan Kenobi. Your Master told me that you have indeed been a good boy,” in delight did he watch, how freckled cheeks flushed in embarrassment. “That’s why I’ve got a special present for you.”

This was Yoda’s cue, who had held onto the trembling present until now. Obi-Wan took it, slightly flinching as he noticed that his present was moving and seemed to be alive. His gaze turned from worried to pleased.

Qui-Gon, who had kneeled down to be more on eye-level with the children, was startled, when Obi-Wan moved forward, whispering, “Thank you, Master,” right into his ear, before pecking his cheek.

“Open it already, Kenobi,” that was Quinlan Vos.

Obi-Wan rolled his eyes, sent another shy smile towards his disguised Master, who was still surprised by the open affection in public, and went to his friends to reveal the small Kiros bird that peeked out of its box, as soon as the lit was opened.

Now Qui-Gon was hardly a friend of gifting animals, especially not during such festivities as Christmas, but he had saved the bird a couple of days ago and it needed someone to take care of it. The bird had never seen freedom, it was raised in a cage and would never be able to survive on its own and he knew for a fact that Obi-Wan would take good care of it.

In awe and with extreme care, did Obi-Wan reach into the box to pick up the small bird that had yet to reach its full height. The intelligent bird – they were capable of understanding speech – immediately felt that it was safe with the Padawan and it friendly nibbled on the end of the braid, causing the small bell there to jingle.

“Hello there,” Obi-Wan greeted his newest friend. The smile he sent Qui-Gon’s way was answer enough.

“Great responsibility, this is,” commented Yoda quietly.

“Yes,” agreed Qui-Gon. “But I know he is ready.” There had been a time, once, when having an animal was part of the Jedi training. Young Padawans learned responsibility and depending on the animal, even death. It was usually the Master, who did the choosing of the creature, but sometimes the Force interfered.

“Ready, he is,” agreed Yoda, who was watching the children, who were standing around Obi-Wan wanting to see the animal, with a fond look. It became even fonder, when Obi-Wan allowed Bant to hold his pet.

  Even though it had been beautiful and happy and all that, Qui-Gon was grateful that Christmas was finally over and that he could FINALLY get out of his costume again, it was beginning to itch.

His Padawan was tired too, but he had yet to change into his sleeping attire. Instead, he carried the small bird, who could not fly since its wing was still healing, towards his room. He had created a small space for the bird to rest. A few things were still missing, branches for him to land and climb on, a few toys, more than one feeding ground and so on and so forth. For now, the bird had one of Obi-Wan’s old pillows to sleep on, a good substitute for a warm nest, with a bowl of water and a bowl with grain feed.

Qui-Gon followed quietly and watched how his student refilled the water bowl, setting it on a towel in case the bird decided to take a bath and gently petted his pet’s head. The bird leaned into the touch.

“Good night Cralen,” he said.

“Cralen?” Qui-Gon had not meant to speak out loud. Obi-Wan had felt him anyway. “Does it mean anything?”

“No,” there was a smile on Obi-Wan’s features. “It just sounds pretty.”

“Of course,” Qui-Gon let out an amused huff and turned his gaze towards the carpet that needed to be cleaned again. He would have to request the cleaning droids. He could feel Obi-Wan’s eyes on him. “Just say it, Padawan.”

“You look old,” said the accented voice.

“You don’t like it? Tahl said it suited me,” mocked the older male, causing his student to grimace. The bird chirped joyfully.

“No… not really,” he had stepped closer to the long haired man and was delighted, when his teacher followed the unspoken question for a hug. “Thank you Master,” he said.

“Thank YOU, Obi-Wan.” The Padawan knew that his teacher meant much more than the self-made leather wristband his Padawan had gifted him. On the inside of the wristband, was even an engraved message that Qui-Gon had yet to decode and Obi-Wan would not tell him.

The numbers, “6  1  20  8  5  18” were engraved in the inside, but Obi-Wan had PROMISED that they meant something. Qui-Gon was hardly someone to shrink from a challenge, quite the opposite actually, but he would solve this puzzle another day.

“Sleep well,” he finally said to his yawning student and sent him off, fully intending to take a shower to get rid of the white dye in his hair, before he went to bed too. And tomorrow, he would clean up his apartment… and probably help Obi-Wan to redecorate his room. And who knew, he might even get to decode his message. But all that, had time until tomorrow…

I am curios if there is anyone out there, who can crack the code... ^^ Write it in the comments, if you have an idea.

Also, I would like to say thank you to all the readers and supporters. This project had been both a joy, as well as very stressful sometimes. I would not miss the experience however. Just know that your support gave me the incentive to go on, so... THANK YOU!

[jeffcross5000]

This is most assuredly the way.

[stljedi]

[kayleeosharp]

#elfaday 19! Better late than never! He’s already got the pointy ears, but I wanted to do something easy and tried to do a style I see some artists I follow do using marker brushes. It’s fun! Hope you like it!

[funny-cartoon-politicians]

May the Force be with her

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[juliberrylive]

elves did something a little special for ROS tonight!!

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Making sure someinstant’s tags get saved. 

[bafa59]

We’ve got ourselves a season finale on our hands today, and so my next holiday piece to show off is the child himself! Here’s little Grogu as a Christmas elf, because... I mean, look at him. He’s a perfect little elf friend. Have you guys enjoyed this season of The Mandalorian? Have you accepted the child’s name, or are you still calling him Baby Yoda? #babyyoda #grogu #thechild #themandalorian #mando #yoda #starwars #elf #christmaself #winter #fanart #handmade #ooak #buyart #buythis #shopsmall #shophandmade #art #christmas #christmasdecor #xmas #sculpture #happyholidays #happyhanukkah #merrychristmas https://www.instagram.com/p/CI80zd3DlXn/?igshid=1sivvq11g5yza

[greaterawarness]

AU Holiday’s at the Jedi Temple

(I know this is really out of season but something triggered this in my head and I can’t get it out so here it is)

Christmas at the Jedi Temple is always a huge ordeal. It’s the one time of the year where the Jedi open their doors to the public and give out tours to families and schools. The Temple is covered in lights and decorations and lets kids take pictures with the Jedi Masters and clones. Master Luminara was never one for the season until Master Yoda tasked her with planning and orchestrating all the events. Now she is the most powerful and feared Jedi at this time of the year. 

 Obi Wan Kenobi especially hates the season because he is always the one picked to play Santa due to having a full beard.

 Master Mundi used to alternate with him until he developed an “allergy” to the Santa suite so now the job falls solely onto Master Obi Wan. 

Anakin and Ahsoka thinks Santa Kenobi is hilarious until Master Luminara makes them wear elf costumes and be his little helpers.

The clones love Christmas

Over half the line to see Santa Kenobi are clones. Specifically the 212th.

Master Plo loves singing and always volunteers the 104th to sing Christmas songs to the public

The 104th hate singing but love Master Plo so they always go all out

Master Yoda always enjoys this time of year because he gets to see all the young children come and listen to old Jedi stories

Master Aayla and the other Jedi Masters take turns taking pictures with the children and giving out tours

The clones have an ugly sweater contest every year

This year Fox thinks he’s won it by wearing a sweater with a mirror taped to his chest

Wolffe wears a sweater with Fox’s face taped to it. When Fox sees this they both stare at each other like

Rex had to learn how to play the piano for one of his missions with General Skywalk so Master Luminara always makes him play the piano for the 104th. He does so happily to get out of being an elf. Though he winces every time one of them sings off key or is out of rhythm. Which is all the time.

The 212th surprises Waxer with Numa visiting the Temple. He goes crazy excited to see her again and lets her wear his helmet the whole time she’s there.

Hunter see’s little Grogu trying to get in line to see Santa Kenobi but he’s so small no one notices him and keeps cutting so Hunter lets him sit on his shoulder and waits in line with him.

Fives and Echo fucking love talking to all the kids visiting the Temple and telling them all kinds of stories. (not all true)

Cody and Master Windu both hate Christmas and actively try and get out of it

Master Luminara and Santa Kenobi make it their life mission to force them to participate.

Making situations like this common: Santa Kenobi has a child sitting on his lap “What do you want for Christmas--Cody is trying to escape through the south exit--young one?” followed by the sound of Wrecker tackling Cody and dragging him back.

This is the one time of year that the 501st aren’t a problem. Most of them are just happy to see the faces of all the kids light up when they see a real clone trooper.

Kix keeps mispronouncing the word Christmas.

This drives Jesse and Hardcase crazy. 

Dogma and Tup don’t know what to do around small children making both of them very uncomfortable. Dogma keeps saying how it’s against the rules to run in the Temple making him the least liked clone to the children

Kids keep asking Tup questions he has no answers for: “Why are planets round?” “Where does the Force come from?” “Is that the real Santa?”

The questions never stop.

Over half the requests to Santa Kenobi were lightsabers

Wolffe wins the ugly sweater contest by a landslide.

As the night wraps up all the Jedi and all of the clones gather in front of the Temple for a group photo. They always make sure to put Santa Kenobi and his elves in the front and force Cody and Master Windu to wear Santa Hats. The picture is hung on a wall with all past Christmas memories.  

[damachan11]

#christmas #babyyoda as an #elf . #green #psdailychallenge #psdaily #merrychristmas🎄 #Drawing #digitalart #starwars #mandalorian #christmasart #dibujo #yoda #emoji @adobecreativecloud (at Winnetka, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6e59TVj2Nt/?igshid=q5mkgwpn08ix

[mookybear12404]

I tagged by @itsallwearecalledtodo​! thank youuuu :D

Favorite music to bring the Christmas spirit into your home?

Usually If I’m trying to bring in the Christmas vibes, I’ll blast a bunch of super overplayed songs like “all I want for Christmas is you” and “jingle-bell rock”, but my ACTUAL favorite christmas songs are probably Pentatonix’s, Michal Buble’s, and the Oh Hello’s christmas albums :)

Movies you have to watch during the Christmas season?

Buddy the Elf, Arthur Christmas, and Muppet Christmas are probably my top three “must watch” Christmas movies every year!

Favorite way to decorate for Christmas?

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!! I just fricken love christmas lights SO MUCH

Do you have special Christmas-y clothes?

Not really tbh, though I do still have that “what child is this” baby yoda ugly sweater somewhere!

Favorite smell of Christmas?

This honestly might sound weird but- you know the toasty smell the heater makes when you turn it on? Whenever I smell that, it always reminds me of my dad turning it on around the beginning of advent. Either that, or freshly baked cookies.

tagging: Anyone who wants to do this! (fr!)

[pines-troz]

Pinky and The Brain Watching Movies Together

So that bit in Roadent Trip where Brain and Pinky have a disagreement over the “overly teen angsty” Order of the Phoenix, and that got me thinking about what other types of movies they watched together between 1998 and 2020. 

- Pinky and The Brain have watched every Pixar movie in their catalog. Brain loves the majority of them. He has a special fondness for Ratatouille, and the human puppetry via hair-pulling definitely inspired one of his plans for world domination (which backfired terribly). Pinky loves Monsters Inc. because he feels like the relationship with Mike and Sully are similar to his relationship with Brain. The both cried during Coco. 

- Pinky loves all of the Disney animated musicals. He would constantly sing ‘Let It Go’ much to Brain’s annoyance. 

- When it comes to the Harry Potter movies, Brain enjoyed the first two the most because he liked the ‘whimsical magic school’ aspect of the series, and was kinda out of it when the movies became darker. Pinky was on an emotional roller coaster with the movies, and sobbed during the Dobby’s death scene. 

- Pinky was super excited for The Phantom Menace, and bought into the marketing campaign, while Brain was cautiously optimistic. They both watched the film on opening night, and even dressed up (Pinky dressed as a jedi while Brain dressed up as Yoda). After leaving the theater, Brain was very disappointed, but Pinky had the time of his life. 

- The both went to see Cats in theaters. Pinky was singing along to the songs while Brain laughed at the strange casting/directing choices. 

- Pinky loved Mean Girls and would constantly drop quotes from the movie, and say things like “Brain, that’s so fetch!” 

- Brain is very much mixed on the Marvel Cinematic Universe, though the Guardians of the Galaxy movies hold a special place in his heart, and he heavily identifies with Rocket Raccoon. 

- The mice love Studio Ghibli movies. Brain is astounded by the artistry and Pinky loves the stories and the characters. Pinky’s favorite is Howl’s Movie Castle, while Brian loves Kiki’s Delivery Service. 

- Pinky dragged Brain to see The Lego Movie, and they both ended up having a great time. When Brain learned that the directors of that movie were involved with Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse, he dragged Pinky to see that movie when it came out in theaters. 

- Pinky and The Brain added Elf and Klaus to their list of Christmas movies to watch over the holidays. 

- Brain loves the book Little Women, so when the 2019 adaptation came out, he was immensely pleased with the movie. 

- Brain took Pinky to see the Guy Ritchie adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, and they had a blast. 

- They both have an affinity for Moulin Rogue. Brain would occasionally sing songs from the soundtrack to himself while drawing his blueprints. 

- The mice also love the Paddington movies, and Pinky has taken Paddington’s philosophy of being kind and polite to heart. When Brain is about to do something immoral, Pinky gives him the hard stare until he gives in. 

- When it comes to the live-action Spider-Man movies, both mice love the Sam Raimi trilogy the most. Pinky has tried to convince Brain to replicate the upside-down kiss from the first movie. 

- Pinky freaked out when he learned that the last Harry Potter movie would be in theaters on the same weekend as Winnie the Pooh. Brain came up with the brilliant solution of making it a double feature. They would go to a morning screening of Deathly Hallows Part 2 first and then watch Winnie the Pooh afterwards. 

- Brain loves National Treasure, so much so that he and Pinky tried to steal the Declaration of Independence

- Pinky and The Brain watched Mad Max: Fury Road four times in the theaters

- When it comes to Dreamworks animated movies, Brain wished that there were more dramas like The Prince of Egypt, while Pinky is content with mostly comedic catalog.