#yoda as christmas elf

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Making sure someinstant’s tags get saved. 

[dinluke-ao3feed]

The Mentsh Clause

Read it on https://archiveofourown.org/works/60721417 by CTRL_D, theabominablesnowman Din and Grogu Djarin are celebrating their first Hanukkah in their new home when an intruder emerges from their fireplace. After Din has disposed of him, Grogu’s teacher shows up in full elf regalia. Din thinks he’s lost his mind, but there’s no time for his crisis. There are still presents to deliver. Words: 7782, Chapters: 1/4, Language: English Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Din Djarin, Luke Skywalker, Grogu | Baby Yoda, Boba Fett, Kuiil (Star Wars), Obi-Wan Kenobi, Fennec Shand, Santa Claus Relationships: Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin & Grogu | Baby Yoda, Grogu | Baby Yoda & Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin & Boba Fett, Boba Fett/Fennec Shand Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Inspired By The Santa Clause (Movies), Orthodox Jew Din Djarin, Christmas, Hanukkah, Romantic Comedy, Single Parent Din Djarin, Teacher Luke Skywalker, Yiddish instead of Mando'a, Fluff, Light Angst, Mild Smut, in later chapters including, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs

[mookybear12404]

I tagged by @itsallwearecalledtodo​! thank youuuu :D

Favorite music to bring the Christmas spirit into your home?

Usually If I’m trying to bring in the Christmas vibes, I’ll blast a bunch of super overplayed songs like “all I want for Christmas is you” and “jingle-bell rock”, but my ACTUAL favorite christmas songs are probably Pentatonix’s, Michal Buble’s, and the Oh Hello’s christmas albums :)

Movies you have to watch during the Christmas season?

Buddy the Elf, Arthur Christmas, and Muppet Christmas are probably my top three “must watch” Christmas movies every year!

Favorite way to decorate for Christmas?

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!! I just fricken love christmas lights SO MUCH

Do you have special Christmas-y clothes?

Not really tbh, though I do still have that “what child is this” baby yoda ugly sweater somewhere!

Favorite smell of Christmas?

This honestly might sound weird but- you know the toasty smell the heater makes when you turn it on? Whenever I smell that, it always reminds me of my dad turning it on around the beginning of advent. Either that, or freshly baked cookies.

tagging: Anyone who wants to do this! (fr!)

[americanyc]

Unleash Your Inner Quirky Elf: Ugly Christmas Sweaters with Unforgettable Designs (from Alfredo Shirt - Alfredoshirt.Us)

The holidays are a time for cheer, family, and of course, ugly Christmas sweaters. But forget the tired reindeer and snowflakes! This year, embrace your inner quirky elf with a sweater that's as unique as you are.

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Here are just a few ideas to spark your holiday cheer:

Festivus for the Rest of Us: Channel your inner George Costanza with a sweater celebrating the Festivus pole.

National Lampoon's Vacation Shitter's Full: Relive the hilarious scene with this sweater that's sure to get a laugh (and maybe a sympathetic head nod).

Pop Culture Shenanigans: Go meta with sweaters referencing iconic lines from "Dumb and Dumber," "The Big Lebowski," or even Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction."

Interactive Fun: Take ugly sweaters to the next level with 3D elements like reindeer ring toss games or plush T-Rex accessories.

Galaxy Far, Far Away: Show your love for Star Wars with a sweater featuring the adorable Baby Yoda, reminding everyone "The Child Forces Trees."

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Happy Holidays and Happy Shopping!

[amquirk-blog]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Torrid Lot Of Two(2) Holiday T-Shirts Sz.4.

[life-styled]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Star Wars Men's Yoda An Elf I Am Not Christmas T-Shirt Size L Green Cotton.

[dreamslogs]

What I Watched In November

📺TV Shows📺

House of the Dragon (2022)

The Crown (2016)

Wednesday (2022)

📼Movies📼

Falling For Christmas (2022)

A Christmas Story Christmas (2022)

💻Rewatched💻

Arrow (2012)

Doctor Who (2005)

Bones (2005)

Elf (2003)

Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi (1983)

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones (2022)

Star Wars: Revence of the Sith (2005)

🖋️Not So Serious Thoughts🖋️

Falling For Christmas: Denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is gay! @Tad

House of the Dragon: Okay so maybe I bought the Fire & Blood book. I have a problem.

Arrow: YoU hAvE fAiLeD tHiS cItY

Doctor Who: Rewatching Angels Take Manhattan made me sob so hard I was literally shaking

Bones: Okay as an anthropology student studying forensic anthro, this is literally all wrong but you will rip this found family from my dead hands

Elf: Favorite christmas movie ever

Star Wars: A New Hope: Look at Luke go in his Chanel boots. He literally invented pride.

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back: You know when Yoda beats R2 with a stick? Yeah that’s how I feel internally at all times. Sometimes I’m Yoda. Sometimes I’m R2.

Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi: Okay I cry at everything and I’ve seen this movie about 1001 times but at the end when Anakin shows up with Obi Wan it gets me everytime.

The Crown: Okay clearly I’m going through my Matt Smith phase again watching all of his iconic stuff but I’m literally so pissed he’s making me like Phillip like we’re not supposed to like the royal family!! Boo hiss

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones: *deep inhale* inherently these movies are bad but also they are my childhood and I love Obi Wan and Ewan McGregor is great and I love bounty hunters and give me anything with Boba Fett and I will be pleased

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The Jedi order is space nuns. Take that as you will.

Wednesday: Okay I actually do have thoughts for this one. Jenna Ortega? Great Wednesday. Morticia and Gomez’s chemistry? Could be better. Gomez’s chemistry with Wednesday? Good fathering. Thing is a king. I actually liked Fred Armisen as Uncle Fester. I needed more Wednesday being murderous towards Pugsley - and she would have done more stuff like throwing pirhanas in a pool. And Morticia would’ve loved her going insane from visions! *Morticia voice* Wednesday’s first mental breakdown ❤️ they grow up so fast! Also all of you calling Lurch “the driver” needs to put respect on Lurch! Gwendoline Christie is a gorgeous gorgeous woman we stan. I have been obsessed with the Addams Family since I was little. HOWEVER, even when I have all these thoughts, I thought it was very fun and I’m not taking a silly little Netflix show seriously! I can’t wait for what they do with season 2.

[greenwith-ivy]

ah but you see, they are all connected

the first two are obvious. in the third one the prince is bitter and evil because he (the best looking guy ever) was competing against the yoda looking mf and lost. so he invaded her kingdom

the coronation movie is because both her parents are dead. the pregnancy movie is because now that she’s queen she needs an heir.

the horror movie is to set up for the baby plot. also hallmark was branching out that year and trying something new i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

there’s no christmas spirit because of the massacre. the baby has to be santa because the other santa was killed. the elf has to take his baby (new santa) to the north pole to raise him in the appropriate environment and he has to rebuild the place he grew up. he gets a ton of character development in that movie

at this point i figured the bit was getting old and also i ran out of ideas lol

@kurapikadoe this got away from me oopsie 🤭 i have no self control

hallmark christmas movie where santa falls in love with the princess of a made up european country

he runs into her on vacation and it turns out they knew each other at boarding school

the two of them volunteer at an animal shelter and have a lovely picnic and go swimming together

they finally kiss but santa draws back, wracked with guilt from cheating on mrs claus

he returns from vacation a week early and finds her in bed with one of the elves

there is screaming. everyone is angry and no one is right

santa returns to the princess. she comforts him while gazing sadly off into the distance

mrs claus and santa seek couples therapy. it’s by no means easy but they’re able to work through their issues and build a healthy and trusting relationship once more

they go to tell their lovers but find the princess and the elf already together

the movie ends with a huge christmas party and everyone is merry

there’s a post credits scene where the elf wants to meet her parents and make things official

hallmark christmas movie that’s a sequel to the last hallmark christmas movie where the princess is in an arranged marriage with the prince from their neighbouring land, made up european country version two

the castle is preparing for a royal wedding. the princess is being followed by no less than six people asking for her opinion but she ignores all of them

she bursts into the throne room to plead with her parents but instead of them she sees the best looking guy there is

he’s the prince shes supposed to marry. she runs back out of the throne room

the princess goes to see the elf and he comforts her as they gaze out the window together

she reveals that she’s known about this arranged marriage for years

the elf, betrayed, runs out and leaves the princess in tears

after a few hours they’ve both calmed down enough to have a civil conversation and they decide that actually they’re both fine with the princess marrying the prince and the elf being her side piece

with that decided she and the prince get to know each other and it turns out he’s the sweetest nicest guy ever

while reminiscing about their childhoods it turns out they knew each other at boarding school

the princess starts feeling guilty that she hasn’t told the prince about the elf yet

one of the prince’s hobbies is saving puppies from trees and he invites her to come with him sometime. she agrees, knowing it’s a good way to get him alone

she tries to tell him but right when she does he falls off the ladder into her arms and she can’t bring herself to ruin the moment

the prince is needed urgently back in his kingdom and they don’t know when they’ll see each other again

the princess tells him about the elf as he’s about to leave for the airport. he goes after telling her they weren’t meant to be

she tries to follow him but through a series of rather improbable events is unable to

santa comes to pay a surprise visit and the princess updates him with what’s happening. the two rush to the airport together

they go through security but the princess gets stopped because she forgot to take off some jewelry. knowing the clock is ticking she tells santa to go and find the prince quickly before his plane leaves

when the princess is finally through security she hurries to the prince’s gate and finds him and santa making out

they board the plane together and the princess returns to her castle, shocked

the elf finds out what happened and the two go tell her parents. it turns out they actually didn’t really care whether or not she married the prince it just would have been really awkward for them to back out of it at that point

she and the elf have a lovely wedding

post credit scene where the prince’s face has all sorts of dramatic lighting and santa behind him says that they both have their duties

hallmark christmas movie where the prince who used to be the sweetest nicest guy there was is now bitter and evil and he tries to invade the princess’s country

they’re able to defend themselves and force him out but not before he kills both of her parents

hallmark christmas movie where it’s the princess’s coronation

hallmark christmas movie where the princess is pregnant

hallmark christmas movie where one of the reindeer accidentally kills santa and the rest work together to take care of any witnesses because they don’t want to first one to lose his job

things spiral. mrs claus goes down swinging

elf blood is danganronpa pink

there are no survivors

hallmark christmas movie where there’s not enough christmas spirit

hallmark christmas movie where the princess’s baby is destined to be the next santa

he has to be born by christmas eve or otherwise billions of children are going to be sad come christmas morning

everyone is worried and they would do a c section but those haven’t been invented yet

the baby is born on time and successfully delivers presents to boys and girls all around the world

hallmark christmas movie where the elf has to go to the north pole to rebuild after the massacre and raise their son

hallmark christmas movie where i am shot in the head

there are no more hallmark christmas movies

[inkognito97]

Star Wars Advent Calendar 2017

25) Presents

“Where in the Force’s name is Mace?” growled Qui-Gon.

“Where in the Force’s name has your ‘famous’ patience and serenity gone to?” countered Tahl. She was looking him up and down, searching for any mistakes in his attire. She found none. “I have to say, you can pull that look off.”

The long haired man, whose previously chestnut brown hair was now snow-white, shot her a dirty look. He looked ridiculous as Santa Clause and nobody could change his opinion. Red was not his color and he dreaded the day his hair would really turn white.

“Where is Mace?” he repeated his question.

“He is probably bringing Depa with him, you know she is ill. Give them some time.” In confusion did she watch, how her friend began to pace. “You could start without him, you know,” she raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms over her chest.

“Actually no, I can’t,” he sighed and barely stopped himself with running his gloved hand through his beard. “He got Obi-Wan’s present,” he explained.

“Oh,” the honey skilled female awkwardly cleared her throat. “I see… I could make Yoda dress as a Christmas Elf to play out some time.”

“Please?” he let himself drop onto his mattress, having changed into the costume in his bedroom. Things were not going as planned, then again, they rarely did.

“I’ll go talk to him,” silently, Tahl slid out of the room and truly, a couple of minutes later, she returned with the Jedi Order’s Grandmaster in tow. He looked quite amused.

“Good you look,” he pointed towards Qui-Gon.

Despite his impatience, the long haired man had to chuckle, “Wiser, no doubt.”

Yoda hummed and quickly changed as well. In the end he looked more like a small goblin than a Christmas Elf, but children were easy to please. Besides, it was the thought that counted.

“Now, you two look absolutely lovely,” Tahl cooed and Qui-Gon wanted to retort something, when the door to his bedroom was violently opened, revealing a panting Mace.

“I am here, I am here. And I brought this,” the package he was holding, had holes and was moving. Tahl was not sure what to think of it.

“What took you so long?” he jumped from his position on the bed.

“I brought Depa with me,” Mace explained, confirming what Tahl had thought. “You look good, Master,” he added towards Yoda, who inclined his head.

Qui-Gon sighed and took the shivering box out of the Korun Master’s hands, carefully placing it on the ground. “Thank you, Mace.”

“Anytime,” he and Tahl vanished.

“Now, my loyal Christmas elf,” it was in moments like these, that Qui-Gon was thankful that his voice was already so deep, “would you mind, holding this?” he pointed towards the present on the ground.

Yoda was eyeing it curiously. “Plan to make a zoo out of the temple, are you?” he picked it up nevertheless.

“Something like that,” he shouldered Santa Clause’s red sack, which was heavier than it looked and nodded towards Yoda.

 Qui-Gon was only a little bit surprised to see his living room so filled with people. Obi-Wan and Bant were not the only Padawans there, in fact, all their friends with their Masters, were present. His performance as Santa Clause, must have made the round. Midnight blue eyes locked with unimpressed gold-green striped ones and Tahl just smiled innocently. It certainly explained the weight of Santa Clause’s red sack.

“Ho ho ho, merry Christmas,” it was hard to say, who was more delighted by his appearance, the Padawans, or the adults. But Qui-Gon had more eyes for the ginger haired boy, who was sitting next to Bant, with Quinlan on the backrest behind him and with Garen halfway draped over his lap. He looked happy and highly amused.

 Obi-Wan was the last to receive his present, not that he seemed to mind. He was just as excited with what his friends and Masters were getting. But when his turn finally came, he WAS a little nervous wreck. Qui-Gon thought it was cute.

“Well, who do we have here?” he said in his fake Santa voice. “Young Obi-Wan Kenobi. Your Master told me that you have indeed been a good boy,” in delight did he watch, how freckled cheeks flushed in embarrassment. “That’s why I’ve got a special present for you.”

This was Yoda’s cue, who had held onto the trembling present until now. Obi-Wan took it, slightly flinching as he noticed that his present was moving and seemed to be alive. His gaze turned from worried to pleased.

Qui-Gon, who had kneeled down to be more on eye-level with the children, was startled, when Obi-Wan moved forward, whispering, “Thank you, Master,” right into his ear, before pecking his cheek.

“Open it already, Kenobi,” that was Quinlan Vos.

Obi-Wan rolled his eyes, sent another shy smile towards his disguised Master, who was still surprised by the open affection in public, and went to his friends to reveal the small Kiros bird that peeked out of its box, as soon as the lit was opened.

Now Qui-Gon was hardly a friend of gifting animals, especially not during such festivities as Christmas, but he had saved the bird a couple of days ago and it needed someone to take care of it. The bird had never seen freedom, it was raised in a cage and would never be able to survive on its own and he knew for a fact that Obi-Wan would take good care of it.

In awe and with extreme care, did Obi-Wan reach into the box to pick up the small bird that had yet to reach its full height. The intelligent bird – they were capable of understanding speech – immediately felt that it was safe with the Padawan and it friendly nibbled on the end of the braid, causing the small bell there to jingle.

“Hello there,” Obi-Wan greeted his newest friend. The smile he sent Qui-Gon’s way was answer enough.

“Great responsibility, this is,” commented Yoda quietly.

“Yes,” agreed Qui-Gon. “But I know he is ready.” There had been a time, once, when having an animal was part of the Jedi training. Young Padawans learned responsibility and depending on the animal, even death. It was usually the Master, who did the choosing of the creature, but sometimes the Force interfered.

“Ready, he is,” agreed Yoda, who was watching the children, who were standing around Obi-Wan wanting to see the animal, with a fond look. It became even fonder, when Obi-Wan allowed Bant to hold his pet.

  Even though it had been beautiful and happy and all that, Qui-Gon was grateful that Christmas was finally over and that he could FINALLY get out of his costume again, it was beginning to itch.

His Padawan was tired too, but he had yet to change into his sleeping attire. Instead, he carried the small bird, who could not fly since its wing was still healing, towards his room. He had created a small space for the bird to rest. A few things were still missing, branches for him to land and climb on, a few toys, more than one feeding ground and so on and so forth. For now, the bird had one of Obi-Wan’s old pillows to sleep on, a good substitute for a warm nest, with a bowl of water and a bowl with grain feed.

Qui-Gon followed quietly and watched how his student refilled the water bowl, setting it on a towel in case the bird decided to take a bath and gently petted his pet’s head. The bird leaned into the touch.

“Good night Cralen,” he said.

“Cralen?” Qui-Gon had not meant to speak out loud. Obi-Wan had felt him anyway. “Does it mean anything?”

“No,” there was a smile on Obi-Wan’s features. “It just sounds pretty.”

“Of course,” Qui-Gon let out an amused huff and turned his gaze towards the carpet that needed to be cleaned again. He would have to request the cleaning droids. He could feel Obi-Wan’s eyes on him. “Just say it, Padawan.”

“You look old,” said the accented voice.

“You don’t like it? Tahl said it suited me,” mocked the older male, causing his student to grimace. The bird chirped joyfully.

“No… not really,” he had stepped closer to the long haired man and was delighted, when his teacher followed the unspoken question for a hug. “Thank you Master,” he said.

“Thank YOU, Obi-Wan.” The Padawan knew that his teacher meant much more than the self-made leather wristband his Padawan had gifted him. On the inside of the wristband, was even an engraved message that Qui-Gon had yet to decode and Obi-Wan would not tell him.

The numbers, “6  1  20  8  5  18” were engraved in the inside, but Obi-Wan had PROMISED that they meant something. Qui-Gon was hardly someone to shrink from a challenge, quite the opposite actually, but he would solve this puzzle another day.

“Sleep well,” he finally said to his yawning student and sent him off, fully intending to take a shower to get rid of the white dye in his hair, before he went to bed too. And tomorrow, he would clean up his apartment… and probably help Obi-Wan to redecorate his room. And who knew, he might even get to decode his message. But all that, had time until tomorrow…

I am curios if there is anyone out there, who can crack the code... ^^ Write it in the comments, if you have an idea.

Also, I would like to say thank you to all the readers and supporters. This project had been both a joy, as well as very stressful sometimes. I would not miss the experience however. Just know that your support gave me the incentive to go on, so... THANK YOU!

[jeffcross5000]

This is most assuredly the way.

[stljedi]

[kayleeosharp]

#elfaday 19! Better late than never! He’s already got the pointy ears, but I wanted to do something easy and tried to do a style I see some artists I follow do using marker brushes. It’s fun! Hope you like it!

[funny-cartoon-politicians]

May the Force be with her

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[juliberrylive]

elves did something a little special for ROS tonight!!

[bafa59]

We’ve got ourselves a season finale on our hands today, and so my next holiday piece to show off is the child himself! Here’s little Grogu as a Christmas elf, because... I mean, look at him. He’s a perfect little elf friend. Have you guys enjoyed this season of The Mandalorian? Have you accepted the child’s name, or are you still calling him Baby Yoda? #babyyoda #grogu #thechild #themandalorian #mando #yoda #starwars #elf #christmaself #winter #fanart #handmade #ooak #buyart #buythis #shopsmall #shophandmade #art #christmas #christmasdecor #xmas #sculpture #happyholidays #happyhanukkah #merrychristmas https://www.instagram.com/p/CI80zd3DlXn/?igshid=1sivvq11g5yza