#ylyl

[shitpostempire]

[royalarchivist]

Jack: Do you think you'd ever kiss a fish?

Phil: [Sighs]

Jack: Is it cheating on your wife if you kiss a fish, Phil?

Phil: Depends? Like, on the mouth? Or like-

Jack: What on EARTH does that mean???

Kristin:

Jack: COMPLETELY reasonable, Kristin. That is such a reasonable thing. [...] If you were to ask me off the top of my head, "Hey, if you could kiss any fish, which fish would it be?" I feel- I'm gonna s- I'm gonna hazard 75% of people are sayin' that fish [Lola from Shark Tale] and I'm saying the res- the remaining 25 are saying that one with the scar from Finding Nemo.

[torpublishinggroup]

This advertisement is for Can’t Spell Treason Without Tea by Rebecca Thorne, a cozy fantasy steeped in sapphic romance about one of the Queen’s private guards and a powerful mage who want to open a bookshop and live happily ever after…if only the world would let them. Cover art by Irene Huang.

WHAT IT’S ABOUT

All Reyna and Kianthe want is to open a bookshop that serves tea. Worn wooden floors, plants on every table, firelight drifting between the rafters…all complemented by love and good company. Thing is, Reyna works as one of the Queen’s private guards, and Kianthe is the most powerful mage in existence. Leaving their lives isn’t so easy.

But after an assassin takes Reyna hostage, she decides she’s thoroughly done risking her life for a self-centered queen. What follows is a cozy tale of mishaps, mysteries, and a murderous queen throwing the realm’s biggest temper tantrum.

[skythealmighty]

please reblog im actually very curious :tism:

[trashland-llamas]

Hot Sauce Dunk Tank; The Boys

Eddie; you want me to translate? my girlfriend asked me how stars die, and I said they overdose.

Juicy; his tits out, what a sloppy bitch.

Josh; narrator, you look like you got a fat pussy up there

Eddie; I don't know what I've been told, I'm full of hot sauce and it's cold

Juicy to Mully; are you peeing on me?

Josh getting Eddie to laugh on a google translated joke

[starrixle]

so how am i finding out just now that i appeared in jack manifold's 2 week old ylyl stream with phil (1:00:33)

[fungodaily]

You Laugh You Restart ❤️ - Part 4

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[torpublishinggroup]

Love. Magic. Betrayal.

Januaries—a stunning new short story and novella collection from bestselling author Olivie Blake!

Dive into stories of twisted fairytales, contemporary heists, absurdist poetry, and at least one set of actual wedding vows.

[iburntthewateragain]

offensive memes lyly

[frogmoisturethief]

dude

Jack Manifold and Slimecicle ylyl 14:49-18:24. that gosh diddly darn bone bit has been stuck in my head like a catchy song. specifically 16:58 has been playing very clearly every so often in my scary scary brain

every noight I heær yuou 👁️_👁️

[thatanimatorteeen]

Once again, the OSC has done it!

Original animation:

[correctdsmpquotes]

tommy: that’s comedy!

jack: not to the neighbours!

tommy: we’re gonna have our name in lights!

jack: we’re gonna have it on a noise complaint! we’re gonna have it on a formal complaint! on an eviction notice, that’s where my name’s gonna be!

[torpublishinggroup]

Devilman Crybaby meets Marvel’s Venom in Exordia, the science fiction debut of Seth Dickinson, author of The Traitor Baru Cormorant. 

Ssrin Character Illustration by Julie Dillon

WHAT’S IT ABOUT

Meet Anna Sinjari, a refugee and disaffected office worker eking an existence in New York City. Her life is about to be upended by Ssrin, an alien with eight serpent heads, no qualms with cold-blooded murder, and an appetite for turtles (yum).

The universe is governed by seven passions, seven patterns which appear again and again, across species and across time. Anna and Ssrin are bound by the last and the greatest. The cosmos itself ships their very souls. Specifically for them, that means they’ll have to outmaneuver spies, armies, and government agencies to save humanity from a diabolical alien entity, hellbent on pinioning the souls of every creature on earth.

Exordia is expansive adventure science fiction that reads like a race-against-the-clock thriller in the vein of Michael Crichton, but steeped in the irony, humor, and pain of the Internet age. An alien-human epic for those who've always rooted for the monster.

[amarithecat]

I would like to present the hardest I've ever laughed at a Jabroni Mike Stream so far.

[shitpostempire]

[gay-mooshrooms]

new tommyinnit ylyl is actually the cherry on top today

[alittlerhater]

staring at you

[torpublishinggroup]

This advertisement is for Can’t Spell Treason Without Tea by Rebecca Thorne, a cozy fantasy steeped in sapphic romance about one of the Queen’s private guards and a powerful mage who want to open a bookshop and live happily ever after…if only the world would let them. Cover art by Irene Huang.

WHAT IT’S ABOUT

All Reyna and Kianthe want is to open a bookshop that serves tea. Worn wooden floors, plants on every table, firelight drifting between the rafters…all complemented by love and good company. Thing is, Reyna works as one of the Queen’s private guards, and Kianthe is the most powerful mage in existence. Leaving their lives isn’t so easy.

But after an assassin takes Reyna hostage, she decides she’s thoroughly done risking her life for a self-centered queen. What follows is a cozy tale of mishaps, mysteries, and a murderous queen throwing the realm’s biggest temper tantrum.

[kamidork]

!! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !!

This Saturday (06/24) @ 8:30a.m (Central Time) join me and some friends as I stream an all day YLYL + Paid Doodle Requests! If you aren't able to donate, sharing this around will help a bunch!! MARK UR CALENDARS!!

promo image by: @goblinoidguy (GO CHECK 'EM OUT!!)

[fungodaily]

You Laugh You Restart ❤️ - Part 1

Did you laugh? 🫢

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